>my dog is begging me to throw him a stick
>pick up rock
>he stares at it, his pupils growing
>throw it in the air
>he jumps to catch it
>swallows it
>mfw he's going to die
Stone cold anon.
>feed my dog rat poison
>he dies
>bury his body and tell my parents he got hit by a car
xD
>>38103722
You fucking bastard, I hope you swallow the content of my rocks and die.
>>38104078
Nice origonalioloiloalo anon kun
I was actually thinking that if I ever feel really suicidal, I will just be a hit man and only go after animal abusers
>>38103722
>dog begging me to throw him a ball
>pick it up
>act as if I threw it
>dog goes running for it
>doesn't find it
>doesn't realize it's in my hand the whole time
>>38104285
China would be your go to place then, granted you don't suffer disillusionment from the disgusting chinese morality or get killed by an elevator
>>38103722
don't worry
doggos stomach acid is like 100x stronger than human stomach acid
that's so they can eat dead animals and shit
>>38104334
I feel like the amount of degeneracy there would make me kill myself immediately though
>>38103722
Is /b/ taking over this board now? Or have the next generation of faggots cucked these so called "robots"? It's like this board is turning into a fusion of the /b/ we all once loved mixed with some kind of shilling of faggonomic nature. Eitherway, the contrast is actually pretty decent. I rate 8.5/10.
>>38104436
he's probably in jewvy / prison by now
>>38104436
Guarantee he does, kids that hate animals like that grow up to be the worst of society, it's why many animal abusers become killers later in life
My dog has eaten a shit load of rocks and its still alive
>>38104466
>now
More like in the last few years
>>38104466
It's only the shittty parts of /b/, which is like 98% of it. Shilling, trapfaggotry, and polbait. The rest is actua r9k material. Any board that sits anywhere near /b/ on the home page gets fucking contaminated with their shit, I don't even know what you're getting all happy about, but at least /b/tards don't have the mental capacity to click on anythong too far away from the corner of the screen.
I hate dogs and they deserve pain
>>38104404
They cant eat fking stones faggot