>roommate in college is a trap >keeps making "jokes"

>>38098526
Is that the guy?

when i saw this image i thought that was a cute girl but then i saw the dangle and man thighs/butt

>>38098539
yes, he's also into amateur pornography

>roommate is a qt trap
>dropping hints they want to fuck
>OP isn't picking up on it

I hate you

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>>38098526
wtf you gay faggots and you gay-in-denial falling for traps

>>38098539

No, he's a bit thicker but I've walked by his room a few times with the door open to see him dressed up jerking it or playing with a dildo

>>38098526
slap his ass to test the waters

>>38098526

No one wants to get raped.

Traps are degenerate and have degenerate fantasies, but fantasy =/= reality.

Ask him if he wants to fug you and then roleplay his degenerate fantasies with him consensually.

>>38098559

Liking traps isn't gay. It's only gay if you suck the trap off or let her ass fuck you

>>38098526
according to my trap analyzing expertise, this guy underwent NO or minor HRT, but had FFS done on him, hence the feminized face but lack of breasts. That is pretty novel, most traps are usually either unpassable, androgynous or take hormones and have atleast a cup breasts

>>38098526
The real question is, smash or pass?

>>38098570

This. Also go up from behind her, grab her hips, and rub your crotch against her ass and see how she responds.

>>38098576
But fucking her ass is not gay?

>>38098576

Sucking a trap off isn't gay if you fuck her (male) in the ass first and she's (male) already dripping a little bit from being pounded.

Sucking a trap off BEFORE making them submit to your cock IS gay. So watch out.

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>>38098588
>her
>mfw

>>38098609

No. That's like saying anal sex with a real girl is gay.

>>38098609

>claim it's gay to fuck traps
>her ass
>her

Anon...

>>38098610
at this point you're just discussing semantics lol

7.5/10 would rape, ask if you can next time they bring it up then when they arent suspecting pull it on them.

>have 9/10 Chad roomie in college
>had classes together
>girls constantly flirting with him
>never really responded
>never brought any girls over
>no gf that I knew of
>told him I'd be out late working on a group project
>we finish early
>get back to the dorm
>open the door
>she roomie on the couch naked with a naked skinny chick riding him reverse cowgril
>then I notice her dick
>leave
>come back later
>he apologizes and admits he's into traps only

Great guy, even helped me lose my virginity to a trap.

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>>38098526
>tell him it's not rape if it's consensual
>see if that raises any flags
>walk around the apartment without a shirt and shorts only in your boxers
>get out of the shower naked only having your lower half covered by a small towel
>blast gay porn from your room
I think your trap roommate will get the message

>>38098648

I'm discussing trap fucking rituals anon, not just semantics. To avoid being gay while fucking traps just remember these rhymes:

~ If there's cum in her bum, then it's safe for her's to be on your tounge ~

~ Your cock is bigger than her cock, it's straight to let them interlock ~

~ Pound her in missionary position, no change in your heterosexual disposition ~

~ Let her cum in you from behind, you'll turn gay in no time ~

~ Treat her like a girl, take her ass for a whirl ~

~ Treat her like a man, your heterosexuality goes into the garbage can ~

next time you catch it jerking it or playing with a dildo just walk in, pull out your cock and stick it in its mouth.

Everyones happy.

>>38098883
I need a vomit bag

>>38098951

>it
*her

The proper way to do it is to leave her love letters and flowers to make her feel like a girl and to let her know you have a thing for her. Take her out to dinner and kiss her, on the 3rd date, fuck her.

>>38098526
Do not open pandoras box into faggotry

>>38099009
?

OriginfhhsL

>>38098989

Additional rhymes for pleasing traps:

~ Buy her daffodils and flowers, make her feel happy for hours ~

~ Watch her girly dick bounce, milk her cock for every ounce ~

~ Make her cry in joy, she'll let you use her as your toy ~

~ Tell her she's your love, she's your other dove ~

~ Wear her on your cock like a glove, this is a sign of true love ~

~ Love her 'til the end of time, squeeze her girl penis like a lime ~

~ Kiss her on her bum, yummy yum yum ~

~ Take her out to parties to dance, you're not just here to get in your pants ~

~ She's your everything, you're her everything ~

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>>38098883
What the original fuck is this shit, anon?

>>38098995
Trust me. Traps pretend they want that shit when really they're even more degenerate than you or I.

They just want their poipoochi filled

>>38098526
Literally get out of the room.

>>38099018
It starts with traps, it becomes twinks, it becomes guys who are cute, it becomes regular guys, before you realize it you are a total faggot because you keep sliding down the slope.

>>38099092

A list of easy rhymes to memorize so you don't accidentally do anything gay with your trap gf. Not only important for your own heterosexuality, but to avoid degrading her by treating her like a man instead of the beautiful woman she is.

I'm working on creating an /r9k/ bible for things like this in order to revitalize the board by compiling the old ideals that uses to be implicit to this place.

>>38099102

Traps are cute girls and should be treated as such!

>>38099092

~ Hold her hands in you're clutch, mesmerize her with your touch ~

~ Lick her girly balls, hear your name in her calls ~

~ Let her suck your poison out, you two will never be without ~

~ Kiss her on the cheek, make your heart's weak ~

~ She'll pout and pout, until you let your cock cum out ~

~ She'll shout she'll shout, with enthusiasm she'll praise your cock without doubt ~

~ Oh my oh my, how could you ever do without ~

~Those mesmerizing eyes, those tantalizing thighs ~

~ It's hard to believe your eyes, her gaze fixed upon its size ~

~ What a wonderful surprise, the love you see in those eyes ~

>>38099166
Point at a well known successful long term cis and transgender relationship. Trannies are very promiscuous and tumultuous people.

>>38099322

Men don't see traps as real girls so they don't love them. Traps just want to be treated and loved like real girls are but they're not, so they seek out attention from new guys over and over again but they never find it.

It's so sad. I just want to find a trap and treat her like the girl she is.

>>38099353
traps and transgirls are not the same thing
traps are just feminine boys
transgirls are girls, cos of hormones, but if they're pre-op they still have a feminine penis

>>38099353
You are in for a horrible surprise and are incredibly deluded in a fantasy ideal transgirl which is nonexistent.

I troll a trans group and find their drama/personality funny, trust me when I say even the better of them are not relationship material.

>>38099376

They still deserve to be treated like girls though anon.

>>38099390

I'll find a trap and love her until she learns what love is. Then, she will be pure.

>>38099404
I hope you won't get hurt, feel as if I know your fate. But I wish you well anon.

>>38099397
Why? They should transition to be called cute girls

is there more of this girl(boy)

>>38099424

I know traps/trans can be catty people but if I found one I'd be on top of the world. They're so rare and I'm in love with traps. I think there's some chance of making one fall in love with me, but I know what you mean and that I should be careful not to get hurt.

>>38099437

Why not let them keep their girl dicks instead? That's what makes traps so cute. The feminine body and their dick. If they want to be treated like girls why not?

>>38098663
>even helped me lose my virginity to a trap.
expand on this anon?

>>38099646
Chad had to hook him up to have himself not exposed as a faggot and then to have dirt on him duh.

>>38099748

Don't say mean things about Chad. Chad has a beautiful soul.

>>38098526
you gotta tap that ass you fucking faggot.traps are fucking thirty for cock and violent sex..

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>>38098588
>her hips
>her ass
>her

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>>38098663
>her dick
keks

>>38098526
anon please for the love of god fuck her
also
>saucesaucesaucesaucesauce please

>>38098526
Being normal enough to have a roommate in college.

wrong board.

>>38099970
being rich enough to avoid roomies
wrong board

>>38098555
>pretending to be OP
why do you fucktards do this?

traps are even more shallow and vapid than real women

>>38099988
? I live with mommy. I have 100 in savings. We are getting kicked out soon :)

>>38098526
>it's not a good idea to tempt fate like that man, someone might just pull you into a utility closet one day or something

>>38098609
fuck off desperate fag and stop trying to convince the straight guys they are gay, you will never have straight cock you fucking poof.

>>38098567
That's so fucking hot
Literally my fantasy, have a twinky trap roommate that I walk in when he's jacking off and it just turns into a casual thing, like we just fap and don't worry about of the other is in the room or not. imagine you're having a hard time getting to sleep and want to fap really bad but your roommate is there but it's cool, you can just fap right there and maybe he'll be inspired to fap too

>>38099153
a lot of those things are just intuitive
like "don't let her fuck your ass"

>>38099353
Fuck you. The reason I love traps and femboys so much (much more than trans and shemales) is explicitly because they fucking aren't women. I feel closer to them and like I could actually be friends with them.