I want a cute girlfriend. I want a cute girlfriend who reads

>>38095041
I want a girlfriend/wife to cuddle up with and make sure she knows that she's safe and that I'll always be there for her

>>38095073

Same

I want a girl who'll be the big spoon from time to time

I've never met a girl who willingly acted as the big spoon

>>38095041
yea good luck with that one buddy

>>38095085
I guess I'll have to wait for that day to come

Nice blogpost you queer

I want a girl with a short skirt and er loooooooooong jacket!!!

>>38095041
I want a cute gf that will get shit faced with me

>>38095041
but do you want her to wear a short skirt and a long jacket?

>>38095148
>>38095185

You're going to have to explain this meme to me, senpai

>>38095085

She'll have a nice dick too

>>38095198
https://youtu.be/X5KmB8Laemg

>>38095073
Fuck, that sounds so cute. I can't. I need this so bad.

>>38095294
I want that to happen in my future.
Cute things are the death of me

>>38095333
Right?? I know many times the focus is on sex, but I want the cute cheesy parts of a relationship as well.

The hand holding, the secret whispers, the late night cuddles during movie night. I just want to be held. I just want to feel loved and cared for.

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I also have more down-to-earth wants

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>>38095366
STOP DON'T GO INTO DETAIL
I have a low libido so I barely think about sex other than pleasuring her

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I want a shy/threatening girl to court

I want to slowly show her my value

I want to break her cold willbreaking scowl and see her panic as she tries to hide her nervous smile and turns as red as a tomato

I want to stare deep into her eyes and tell her how much she means to me

I want to see her break and start autistically blabbering about her feelings towards me.

I want to see her cold threatening scowl break everyday only for me and the fruit of our love.

I want her to see us at the end of the road and break into tears as she cites our entire journey and collapses as it is about to end.

I want to remind her that it has been a great ride right from the start and i wouldnt change it for anything in the world

But i am just a emotionally/Socially Damaged 35yo KHV, i am way too into the road to make this thing true.

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>>38095366
You got dubs so itll probably come true

>>38095427
God I hope so. I think it will soon. I am really hitting it off with one person. I don't want to be a Robot for life.

You stupid mother fuckers are obsessed with getting your ideal gf while you do nothing to improve yourselves.
Life isn't about having a gf.
Worry about a gf once you can make enough money to take care of one.

>>38095366
Not him anon, but are you a female (female)

>>38095454

How the fuck do you know anything about me? How do you know I don't exercise six days a week or that I'm making 90k a year?

I do

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>>38095445
I let mine go, dont make the same mistake

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>>38095454
>You stupid mother fuckers are obsessed with getting your ideal gf while you do nothing to improve yourselves.

Brave thing to say for a INTP

t. INTP

>>38095455
I am. I am 24 years old and still a KV. I have met some really nice people, but none I have ever clicked with. I have hope with this one guy.

>>38095480
I'm the anon you've been talking to
How's that going for ya, anon?

>>38095480
Ah. I'm a 25yr old V.

I hope it goes well anon. We all need to feel special to someone..

>>38095496
I think well. I think....

Honestly I am just so inexperinced. We are going out on Monday and planning to spend a lot of the week together. I am hoping this turns into something. I really like him.

What I find weird every time I hear a robot talking about his "perfect girlfriend." Is that most of you fags sound like you'd make a damn good romance book.

I mean look at this shit! >>38095073 >>38095366

>>38095532
Oooo sounds exciting
I wish you the best of luck anon!
I would give you tips but I've never been on a date myself lmao

>>38095550
I'm actually a pretty good writer and people keep telling me I'm too pure for this world.
Kill me now

>>38095470
Nothing is stopping you from getting a nice gf then but yourself quit bitching.

>>38095532
Probably as nervous as you if not more

Lead him on
kikikikiki~

>>38095578
All my previous dates have been meh. Even have cried on a few. Hahaha

>>38095584
I know he is super nervous. He told me he was. He's kinda out of the game himself. We just have so much in common and really seem to care for each other.

>>38095583

>Nice girls

They don't exist, fuckwad

>>38095592
>Even have cried on a few
Oh my god, are you anon that spills the cup on guys that approach her and the restaurant owner helps out with the books and such?
I'm rooting for you!

>>38095603
They do.

Im married to one.

>>38095621
Haha. I mean I am close to that level of awkwardness.

I remember one time at a convention a guy asked me about current animes I was watching....I have seen so many but my mind went blank. I got so flustered I scooted away all weird like just saying "sorry."

>>38095653
Awww, that's adorable.
How'd you meet the qt boy you're going on a date with?

>>38095677
Serious comments only pls this is denial.
Nice girls exist.

>>38095677
Like most Robots...online.

I really don't know how I would meet someone if not. I work two jobs...a teacher during the year and at a children's store during the summer. I am not meeting any guys in those environments lol

>>38095698
Not him but
>teacher

You're so cuuuuuuute! I wish you the best. I wish most femanons would gather the courage to post ;_;

>>38095691
You replied to the wrong person, anon.

>>38095698
Let's hope you don't meet guys that way lmao
>teacher
>child's store worker
oof my heart, you're gonna make a great wife.

>>38095073
This is all I want but I think they'd think it's creepy.
I don't much care about other things. Which is also very creepy obviously.
I just want to protect.

>>38095716
You are so silly. I an not "cute," I am just me. Thank you for wishing me luck. I am really nervous. I don't want to mess anything up and just want to make sure he is happy.

>>38095722
Oh gosh. I mean hopefully one day....I am not planning on that to happen for a few years. Setting a goal for 28 lol

>tfw no girl who wants to dance with me to Randy Travis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgJXbIP83A8

>>38095733
I wouldn't say its creepy, its more wholesome than anything.

>>38095745
Of course its not gonna happen after the first date! 27-30 sounds ideal desu

>>38095770
Oh god. I already feel myself getting clingy. How do normal people do this whole dating thing??

>>38095790
I have no idea
I'm sure you'll be fine since your date is probably feeling the same way
Try not to get too clingy though

I want a girlfriend who is smart and doesn't default to feeling sorry for herself whenever conflict happens.

A lot to ask, I know.

>>38096195
Even my mom does this. It's one of the very very few things I dislike about mom.

>>38095041
>I want a cute girlfriend.
oh neat a thread i can relate to

>lewd image
>post ends in sexual shit

okay nevermind

>>38096570
Asexual?

Fun at parties.

>>38096570
>sexual shit

I was 15 too once. It's normal to want to have sex with women. You're not enlightened for denying it.

>>38096592
I want a gf who doesn't like to go out

who smokes weed with me

who watches funny movies with me

a gf with an average face and an average body

ill even settle for a gf with average face and very skinny body

but I saw an average face girl with a huge ass today and it made me sad I never got to speak to her

>>38095073
>you'll always be here for me
Don't lie to me.

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>>38096659
Why are girls so negative. Not him but if I had a gf I'd be there for her always. She can wake me up at anytime and I'd hug her and tell her it'd be alright

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>>38095733
>I just want to protect
same

>>38096570
The first thing you saw was the image. Why lie and pretend you read the opening line first?

>>38095550
I think that's because we are completely deprived of human connection (both emotional and physical). At least for me that makes sex a less important thing, because if anything I can have something that barely resembles sex by fapping, but there is NOTHING I can do to have a glimpse of the feeling you get when you're intimately connected with someone else.

>>38096659
I'm not lying, anon.
I will always be there for her even like anon said here >>38096692

>>38095073
After fuck tell her leave and then pet a dog. so much easier than letting her stay and scratches that cuddle itch well enough

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i was going to vocaroo the OP but I choked / too shy

>>38097103
What were you gonna say anon

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>>38097112

i was going to read out the OP post word for word anon

>>38097103
Why the fuck would you vocaroo the OP?

Queer.

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>>38097140

y-yeah you're right who fucking does that gay shit haha h--h--hahahah

>>38097125
How come? Do you have a cute voice

I love reading fiction. I'd always go to a book store. I watch some anime and would never mind it being on while I did something else like read. The sex things I'd do, some I'd probably fake enjoying. I almost always wear my hair in a ponytail for work.. or if my hair is messy.

I also have a good job and I'm pretty cute.

But I still get turned down by robots and other guys.
I drink a lot. I like doing drugs, pot isn't a drug. I can be blunt. I can be emotional. I have certain expectations of people.

I'm that cute girlfriend but I'm single.

>>38097206
sure sweaty

>>38097206
What expectations do you have?

Why have you been turned down?

>>38097206

S Y D N E Y

NEW SOUTH WALES

>>38097222
Good call. I can get sweaty when I drink, it's not very attractive I'm sure.
>>38097225
I usually get turned down because of the drinking/drugs. Or a combination of that and being clingy.

I expect that they have a job. Preferably don't live at home unless there's a good reason.
Not much else.. I guess I want someone who desires to improve themselves if they are working at Walmart.

>>38097288
What kind of drugs do you do?

I drink myself from time to time but only three times a month or so. Expecting a job isn't that much to expect so I feel you there but if I was with someone and they lost their job I wouldn't leave them or anything.

>>38097314
Cocaine mostly. I smoke pot here and there.

I wouldn't leave someone for losing a job either. But I'd probably be pretty pissy if they quit their job without a really good reason.

Working a minimum wage job is respectable. The person makes the effort to have and hold the job for such a shit wage....

>>38097356
Yeah I understand that attitude. I don't look down on minimum wage workers. They're my comrades. And yeah they do that cause they have to. The system is fucked and people are forced to work long hours just to make it.

You ever thought about quiting the coke? I don't want to preach to you but its pretty bad overall for your mental health.

>>38097405
And probably worse for my physical health.. the things it's cut with and the other side effects.

I've tried to quit many times. It sucked a lot when I realized I couldn't just stop. But what I call trying probably isn't the same as everyone's 'trying'.

>>38097473
What's your trying? And yeah real bad for your physical health but depending on how long you been doing it, might not be as bad.

>>38097506
I've tried.. counting days I've been clean. Telling myself I'm smarter.

I've tried to distance myself from friends who use. Tried to stop drinking alcohol. Tried to use other addictions to replace it.. heathier ones. I did try to move away once but failed.

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>tfw no cute gf to cuddle at night
>tfw no cute gf to get spooned by
>tfw no gfd gf to force me to have sex when im not really feeling it and make me feel it
>tfw no girlfriend to lay in bed and watch anime with
>tfw no gf who wants to do housework and make food for me because she wants to see me smile eating it
>tfw no gf

(;_;)

>>38097560
What do you mean you've tried to move? You sound like you've been through some stuff anon. How old are you?

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>tfw all the girls I like turn out to be gay

>>38097597
Move out of this city.. or at least this area.

I'm 28. I've lived but what I've experienced doesn't make me special. Overcoming hardship is a positive thing.

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>tfw no bf to treat me like a 6 year old 95% of the time we're together

>>38097702
That's a bit weird cause its such a young age but I'm into dd/lg, is that the kind of thing you're looking for?

>>38097603
they're not gay, dude.

>>38097603
Well Kaine was a hermaphrodite so it's not just gay, it's a mixed bag.

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>>38097732
yep, the people i've liked in the past have always thought it was weird or they don't like it outside of the bedroom except 1 guy

i would love to have a boyfriend who i can call daddy without it being sexual, or who is capable of looking after me and allowing me to be 6 95% of the time
the 1 guy i was in a relationship with who full embraced it, i would give him my whole paycheck and everything i did would always be checked over by him and it felt so great, i loved having someone always there, he was in control

>>38097691
Hrm I wasn't trying to say it makes you special per she, just worldly more than anything. And ah I see. You seemed like a pretty cool girl so I figured you'd be older.

You mentioned reading fiction, what kind do you read? Also how do you feel about younger guys?

>>38097788
Which has nothing to do with being 6 years old.. putting an age like that on it makes it something different then you're describing.

>>38097841
when you're 6 you don't exactly control anything in your life, your parents dress you, they decide what's for dinner, they look after you

i don't see what i'm describing is anything different

You sound like my bf. Are you him?? Are you trying to get rid of me? Did you get sick of me or something?

>>38097788
Well I don't judge you for the age or anything but it is strange. You sound like someone who wants a Dom then you want to be a lg which is perfectly okay. That's a lot to ask for I think and I'd admire any guy who can do that. I'd like to be able to do that I think but I'd be afraid to be encrusted with someone's life like that. Its a big responsibility but its a big honor I think to have someone's complete trust. What happened to your old bf?

>>38097810
I read a lot of romance. Sometimes drama/mystery. If it's fiction I like it to be set in the present. Where I can imagine myself in the story. If I'm reading nonfiction it tends to be biography/memoirs/true crime.
Butt.. if I'm not reading mind numbing romance.. I really enjoy Chuck Palahinuk or George Orwell or Hunter s Thompson.

Younger guys are just guys. Unless they're under 18.. then it gets weird.

>>38097788
I just realized a relationship that actually sounds pretty comfy.
>tfw no gf to coddle

>>38097967

Not the anon you've been talking to but are you a khv robot girl or just a cyborg girl

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>>38097911
we're still in contact but he got really busy with his business and we couldn't spend that much time together, we agreed it would be better to break it off since the dynamic of the relationship was always dd/lg and we couldn't see it being anything different
we used to just sit inside all day and play vidya, watch anime and do dd/lg things, none of us had motivation to do anything else

i have hope once his business runs itself again we could maybe get back together but i'm not holding my breath

i agree it's a lot of trust and hard work (on the doms side) but whenever it was needed i would always be an adult, it's not always just me sitting there crying for chocolate milk, i would cook, clean, when he was sick i'd take care of him, those sorts of things

>>38097967
I'm a fan of mystery but its more along the lines of comic horror, or a detective noir kind of thing. Nice taste in fiction though.

I'm 25 so I was just wondering. I'm currently suspended from my job and looking for another cause I dont like how the the employees get treated. I'm also going to Uni (most of the time) to finish my degree so yeah I think I'd fit your requirements of what'd you'd expect from someone. You honestly seem like a really chill girl and I'm surprised you're not taken or anything but I guess its the coke that gets in the way for most people? You said you're clingy but I doubt many guys mind that.

>>38098013

You sound cute anon and I think a lot of guys would want a little like you. I think I would if I was more well off but I get this weird vibe that a little only cares about being a little and if something were to happen it'd be over (kinda like what you described) so yeah

>>38098006
Mostly get called a failed normie. >>38098122
Going to school is good. Getting a degree will make a difference. I had a lot of jobs while I was a student.. and I just quit the shit ones.. as long as you go and find another.
It seems to mostly be the drinking/drugs. But I'll never be perfect. I guess I have other flaws.
To me clingy is wanting to text the person all the time... Knowing what they're doing. I'm not the type to judge or control what he does but I like to know what he is doing.and I just want to spend a lot of time with someone I'm into. And want them to be ok with it. As in spending the whole weekend together..

>>38098322
does being a failed normie mean you aren't a at virgin anon

>>38098346
qt*

lo-original-lo

>>38098322
Yeah I mean I do plan on looking for another cause I don't really have anyone to look after me, but myself for the most part. I take care of my family financially. Its kind of why I'm not done with school, yet I'm 25. Gotta work to live and all that. You seemed to have finished school from how you describe it, what'd you study?

What other flaws?
That doesn't sound too bad honestly. I think I'd probably want something similar, it might even be ideal. I have intimacy issues however (not the chad can never settle down kind) more just like....if things go to fast it triggers a lot of anxiety for me. And I'm wary to get close to people. I have other mental issues like depression but yeah..

you're a fucking idiot. notice how you didn't mention supplying for or supporting HER once. I'm a khv but most of you fucking morons are complete sociopathic narcissists and that's why you are the way you are.

>>38098489
I studied a lot of stuff.. dropped out more than once. But I finished eventually studying computer shit.. and that's what I do now.

Not going fast makes me anxious. I can't stand the idea of opening up to someone who won't just dive in head first. The hesitation makes me think I'm not good enough or not worth the risk.
I guess the head things could be an issue for some.. but to me that person that cares probably wrote me off long before. It's not something that would change what I think unless the person leans on some diagnosis like a crutch and does nothing for themselves.

>>38097206
>I'm that cute girlfriend but I'm single.

something tells me you aren't virgin, and this is why robots turned you down, and other guys just want to pump'n'dump.

>>38097356
>Cocaine mostly. I smoke pot here and there.

and this is why normies and chads turn you down.

>>38098611
What kind of computer shit? I'm actually doing Computer Engineering right now so this is actually really cool.

The thing about diving head first is that It makes me feel they're aren't liking me for me and instead aren't seeing the real me or are projecting something onto me and I'm afraid of disappointing someone or giving them false expectations of who I am. It causes mental dissonance. That being said I deal with it most of the time. I've had girls who've like me in the past who I've thought were tricking me because they dove straight in and I couldn't understand why they'd like me. I didn't autism sperg and get mad at them I just backed away. Haha It seems we're a bit of the opposite. That's kinda ironic. And yeah I don't use my mental issues as a crutch. I honestly don't think most people even realize I have them unless they're really close to me cause I'm a pretty well adjusted person overall for the most part.

You have this self reliance over-arching theme in what you've been saying and its interesting and I think its cool for a girl to have it but its a bit intimating too.

>>38098704
intimidating*

Fuck me.

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>>38095073
you read my mind, friend
>i have a date with a qt tomorrow
>tfw i might be getting this soon
we're all gonna make it lads

>>38097788

Would you be in to wearing diapers?

>>38098736
as long as you pay. $100 for a diaper pic, $500 for some diaper action.

>>38097206

>2coolcuzdrugs

You sound pretty normie tier cancer desu

>>38098678
If guys are my age and looking for virigns they're creepy.
>>38098690
Believe it or not..I don't go for Chad. Nothing about Chad interests me.
Normies I have. And as explained and pointed out.. they run away...
>>38098704
I mostly do networking/server stuff.
I appreciate you mentioning how I can seem self sufficient. I would never have thought about how it could be interpreted by others. I don't actually want to be. I just don't want anyone thinking they have to take care of me.

To me being able to hide something like depression is a skill. Not everyone can.. and just am really sick of people using mental illness a crutch. Just because someone has challenges someone else maybe have doesn't mean they shouldn't make the effort to overcome them.

>>38097206
>cute
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

*breath*

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

okay fat femanon landwhale

>>38095041
Aside from the lewd part, I can relate very well.
>tfw found a perfect qt who loves reading classics but she's already in rls with someone else

>>38098902
So do you know linux then? If so that's actually awesome, most people don't, let alone any girl I've ever talked to.

I get not wanting to burden others by not needing them to take care of you....but what if they want to take care of you anon, would you let them?

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>>38098902
you forgot to add your pic

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>>38098981
those gums, tho, impressed me in an unironically positive way

>>38098966
Ya I know as much Linux as I know Microsoft..

I'm all for letting someone care for me..I suck at taking care of myself and making good decisions for myself. But I'd always keep my job/working. Would be pretty screwed if the guy left and I was unemployed etc.

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>>38099115
Do you want to keep talking outside of this thread? You seem like a cool person and I want to get to know you better even if we don't click it'd be nice to make a friend.

This is my profile from that robot meet thread that was up earlier today.

My email is in it, so feel free to email me if nothing in that profile bothers you.

>>38099180
Anon you didn't ask her if she was a biological female

Wew to ya lad

>>38099438
She is

Thanks for looking out for me tho anon.

>>38095470

> 90k a year
> a lot

Lmao

This world doesn't offer such things.

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H A N D
H O L D I N G
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>>38097568
I wouldn't mind doing housework and cooking for a gfd gf.
>tfw no gf to pet my head

>>38097206
Doing drugs isn't cute. You sound pretty trashy.

>>38095041
The kind of love you want doesn't exist in the real world. Stick to 2D for emotional fulfillment, wanting and pursuing 3D is a road towards frustration and sadness.

Can't wait for full dive vr so I can finally love a perfect AI waifu

>>38095041
any gelbooru tags to get more in this pose?

>>38102278
The sitting pose is called wariza.

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?utf8=%E2%9C%93&tags=wariza+1girl&ms=1