Would you ever consider krilling yourself, anon?

yes, i'm going to shoot myself once i run out of money

>>38092804
Where? Can I pillage your corpse with a dildo?

>>38092738
>Would you ever consider krilling yourself, anon?

Those animals are cool as fuck
I used to have a little contained ecosystem thing where three of them lived without any outside contact other than sunlight
It was cool

>>38092738
>Would you ever consider krilling yourself, anon?

I do every night

>>38092738
Yes, krill is good.

>>38092826
probably somewhere in america or europe

>>38092738
I did for a long time but I don't see the point anymore, I'm privileged enough and have enough friends/family that I'll never be homeless so I can't fuck up too badly.

id love to fall over dead one night alone

still i own a double barrel and im afraid tp try it because i live arpund many people and an ambulance station so i feel like id survive it and live like a potato. also afraid of hearibg it go off and not fading away as soon as i pull the trigger

>>38092842
>Yes, krill is good.
How can you eat them? They are microscopic

>>38092894

Whales pull it off.

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>>38092804
I'm reporting you for this offtopic post. Fuck you faggot.

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>>38092931
Reporting you for announcing a report

>>38092894
No one said anything about eating them. I didn't mean good as in tasty, I meant good as in good. I would krill myself because they are good.

I can do you one better, OP. I'm not considering anything. I'm GOING to kill myself in 2 months.

>>38093014
Can I have some of your money?

>>38093014
>I can do you one better, OP. I'm not considering anything. I'm GOING to kill myself in 2 months.
post contact
I want your shit

>>38093088
Fuck off bitch I asked first

>>38093100
You asked for his money

You can have the $24.84 in his bank account

I want his used toyota camry and xbox

>>38093130
No we sell the toyota and split the money

>>38093130
I don't own a car or an xbox, and I'm not a NEET.

>>38093164
Yeah exactly leave some of that non-neet wealth to ur robots

>>38093164
>I don't own a car or an xbox, and I'm not a NEET.
Then what are you gonna leave me senpai

>>38092738
>attempted suicide in 2014
>failed; have minor brain damage
>speech is slurred; motor skills are diminished, unable to drive a car, and unable to enjoy previous hobbies like vidya

Every fucking day I want to.

>>38093219
what did you try and how bad was being found do your parentsbtreat you bad

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>>38093219
Why don't you just finish the job? That sounds horrible.

Have you considered castration btw?

>>38093249
>Castration

Why?

>>38093246
>>38093249
Exit bag via helium. The helium was diluted, and my dog ended up hopping up on me and moving the bag around until I came to and instinctively took it off. He died months later after being ran over by a car.

I was never 'found'. My family has always acknowledged that I was quirky/mentally ill to an extent, but never acknowledged the difference.

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>>38092738

WOULD I?



house boren

>>38093309
Awww the good puppo saved your bitch ass life

>>38093267
>Why?
it might be counter intuitive but the procedure can really improve your life anon. After getting castrated I just didn't have to worry about so many things anymore. Your sexual frustration, your inability to get a girlfriend or enter a relationship, these feelings will disappear over night.

It makes you feel cleaner, it really does. And you can still orgasm, you just have to use your prostate.

I encourage you to look into it.

>>38093309
damn sorry anon

i sometimes wanna die and i know if if shot myself and lived my parents wpuld treat me like shit and i hate the thought of going to a hospital and someone wiping my ass

infucking hate that theyd try to keep ypu alive and then you foot the bill

Nah, but I do get bullied for being a shrimp.