/britfeel/

>>38090392
1st for declaring love for tomoko-chan.

I've started watching watamote and she is now my waifu.

also lads respond to this please:

>>38090442
>>38090442

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Bow down to your new queen, maggots

I've fucking ruined myself.

>>38090430

That sucks dude. Yea, I don't think you have a chance with that amount of orbiting, unless you're 10/10 Chad

>met girl yesterday who's very cute and into anime+cosplaying
>she adds me on normiebook and follows me on instagram
>her insta has 80k followers and she gets 2k+ likes every photo

I never stood a chance lads

>>38090478
What's originally wrong babes?

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>>38090392
nice touch anonpai

>>38090497
post pics lad I promise I'm not doxxlad

why haven't you crossed out june

P plates, yeah or nah?

>>38090442
A single point? Well I've always been autistic and fearful but the point that impacted me most was probably my corruption by my 'gf' when I was 16. It was at that point I rejected all my friends and lost my carefree innocence. It was my obsession with her that sent me into a terrible depression. I've been alone and bitter ever since. Much better than I was, but I've never fully recovered. I know hate women (because I know their true nature) and normie society.

>>38090503
Alcoholism. I've reached the state where I can't leave the house sober anymore.

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>>38090536
Here lad, no bullying please Senpai

>>38090574
Did she cheat on you?

Roastie whore!

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Fuck I dropped the long nose hair I was playing with and I can't find it

>>38090597
She looks like she's incapable of a loving, monogamous, and long lasting stable relationship

>>38090597
She's cute but that's some weak cosplaying. The girls on /cgl/ would eat her alive.

>>38090466
Avoidant tendencies since childhood, never learned sufficient social skills to be normie.

>>38090616
No she didn't cheat, but she knew I was absolutely desperate for her attention and she played with me like a ball of yarn. I came to entirely base my reason for existing off of her, and the more I wanted her the more she would keep me away. I completely lost myself.

I was a total beta, the biggest beta you could possibly imagine, but I've made it through it and it takes being /battlescarred/ to truly understand the nature of women

>>38090622
>how to make tomoko 3d so I can have qt gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFGioWbHNv8

>>38090672
Good lad

I wish I could say "not all women" but I don't have enough personal experience with women to say that.

>>38090597
Is that Zoella?

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>>38090572
Get a baiku lad
>no need to have people comment that you're a cunt for not giving them a lift
>cut through traffic and get places faster
>cheaper
>higher likelihood of being killed and leaving this painful existence

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WPCLda_erI

tonight I'm taking you back

>it's a bit concerning that ebins not around atm lads.

He sleeps all day yet is nowhere to be seen now it's night. Wonder what he's up to.

>>38090739
He said he's posting anonymously from now on

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>tfw cuddling with teddy bear in bed
It's so nice

>>38090750
fuck off why?

original

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>>38090636
That was only the most recent one I could find that didn't show up in reverse image search

>tfw she's so popular people on foreign image boards obsess over her

TRULY never stood a chance
>>38090633
most weeb girls seem to have some mental issue from my experience tbqh, she was actually one of the most normal I've met. Probably a huge slut though

>>38090760
I have like a 2 or 3 foot bunny that I sometimes cuddle with. I'm only a 5'7 manlet myself, so it's snug as fuck

>>38090764
He's been getting into a lot of shit past few days, and he was sick of it.

>>38090727
Yeah but you might just be turned into a vegetable.

>>38090789
Get your family to agree to pull the plug, should the time come.

>>38090760
>he doesn't have a dakimakura

Had one since I was 17 and literally can't sleep without it now, move out to student halls soon, worrying stuff how I'll sleep

>>38090782
what type of shit? Was it me last night joking that I was gonna doxx his steam account? I was just trying to wind him up.

I'm not attracted to men but everytime I have a wank I end up watching ladyboys. What's wrong with me? There's no word to describe an attraction to chicks with dicks, but it should be transexual (like homosexual but for trannies).

Anyway, how can I stop this?

that micro machines game looks nifty
had a lot of fun with V3 on the ps1

>>38090812
it's just a pillow retard
take it with you

>>38090823
He kept calling people normies and sperging out about "love not being real" and then a bunch of people would hound him in return, so he decided to just get rid of the avatar and post normally.

>>38090835
>with a lewd anime schoolgirl on it

the pillow itself feels rough and uncomfy, the cover is a smooth silky feeling

I'm not attracted to men but I can only really cum with a cock in my arse. Anyone know this feel?

>>38090829
>around 12 cars
>always online
No thanks.

>>38090847
Cock in my arse kills my erection, so no, I don't

>>38090848
>>always online

Lad you live in England not ethiopa, where do you live where you aren't getting constant internet?

>>38090861
I just don't want to play online.

>>38090844
You're not rooming with anyone though.

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>>38090848
>always online
no shit, who the fuck plays micro machines on their own
even the megadrive carts had ports for your friends controllers

>>38090829
I've heard a lot of bad things about it. If you haven't played it already, I recommend Toybox Turbos. It's a Micro Machines game but Codemasters couldn't get the license at the time and it's currently less than 3 quid on Steam.

>>38090881
They might see it lad, or if I bring a girl home, at least when I do that here I can hide the pillow in another room

>>38090883
>having friends to race against
None of my friends would even touch any racing games.

>>38090910
put it under the bed when you're not using it
there's no excuse, you've got no right to complain about any of this so fuck off

>>38090750
That wasn't really Ebin

>>38090921
it's more like a kart game than a racing game
power ups to destroy other racers, dynamic tracks, all that good stuff

Why are alI you lads awake?

>>38090930
>treating my dakimakura like that

fuck off lad she deserves nothing but the best

>>38090957
thingken about boy

You?

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>Anon thinks the waifu posters are all asleep
>tfw you can't sleep anymore

>>38090466
I suppose it was all sort of pre-ordained. Both of my parent's families have a history of depression, I had a rough as shit early life (I was unplanned, born out of wedlock, when my mum was in a relationship with a psycho, [who, incidentally, isn't my dad] and I think my mum resents my existence, partially due to her post-natal depression) and I'm that horrid type of smart where you're not smart enough to actually put effort into shit, but smart enough to build a superiority complex. Now I'm in a never ending death spiral where everyone's expecting me to just recover with time, but after 5 fucking years it's pretty obvious that's not going to happen, but they still won't offer any help beyond platitudes, not that I'm even certain what I'd want from them any more.

Hahaha, right lads?

>>38090597
8/10 at least lad, not bad.

>>38090944
I know about Micro Machines my man, I used to play V4 on my DS constantly.
>an NDS port of a PS2 game has more content than a game released this week

>>38090957
Woke up at 8pm

>not original

>>38090965
Watching Japanese wrestling. I dont care that much but dont want to sleep so fuck it

Is there any coming back from cynicism? It seems like prior to the last few years I was always positive, an idealistic really. I had all the same problems but I had a positive outlook on things. I looked for practical solutions and always had hope things would get better. After a certain amount of failures though and a particularly bad year, its like a switch has been pressed and I can't get back to how I was.

Life used to seem mystical, even at its worst. The future felt exciting and full of potential but now it feels empty and predictable. I see everything for what it is now, and its pretty bleak. Life just seems like a long drawn out wait for death. Even when the good times come, they're fleeting and quickly overwhelmed by melancholy.

Shitters clogged as well, might have to put my hands in and give it a stir haha lads.

>>38090782
I have a bunny like that too but idk if it would be awkward sleeping with him because we've done lewd things together many lewd things

>>38090812
>move out to student halls soon, worrying stuff how I'll sleep
I was actually strongly considering getting a dakimakura with my waifu on it but I was hesitant for this exact reason, I can't take it with me

>>38090835
>room cleaners come in and see it
>flatmates possibly come in and see it
>constantly have to hide it
>constantly stressed about getting found out
>it might get damaged/stolen

If you don't care about other people knowing about your dakimakura, you have no business owning one in the first place

>>38091007
>being lewd with your bunny

I'm a furry and even I'm disappointed

>>38090971
That's modern video games. Either they want to sell the extras as DLC or it's too much effort/money to create all the assets these days. It's easy to believe the former because it''s easy to be cynical but it's easy to believe the latter because about 9 people work at Codemasters right now.

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>>38090288 (You)
Let's play some amateur psychology.

Anons, if you could pinpoint it to one major reason... why have you turned out this way?

Wahey

>>38091043
It looks like a lot of the assets were just recycled from Toybox Turbos; some of the differences in the new tracks are just that they replaced generic background toys with nerf guns.
Codemasters have dropped the ball hard this year. DIRT Rally and F1 2016 were fantastic, and then DIRT 4 was disappointing and now Micro Machines...

I have a very interesting hypothesis lads..

>>38091137
Well, don't keep us in suspense

>>38091090
I enjoyed DIRT 4 even though it felt kinda barebones and lacked all the flash of DIRT 2 and 3. I'm surprised they even made it because I figured DIRT Rally was their DIRT 4.

>>38091150
The later one sleeps, the more inticed my prison gay culture and turned on by traps one becomes

>>38091084
>reposts my post from earlier thread

What did he mean by this?

>>38091164
Nah, Rally was supposed to be some kind of science project precursor to DiRT 4, sort of like the Gran Turismo Prologues.
That would have been great, because DIRT Rally was great.
Then they changed the physics.

>>38090957
Trying to sleep is like a neverending nightmare for me. I've been battling my sleep pattern for years now, it just seems to naturally be an irregular mess.

Currently trying to find some inspiration so I can dream myself to sleep.

BBC weather have been off their game lately

http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/viewers-praise-transgender-felix-for-baring-all-on-national-television/story-30418995-detail/story.html

So this is what tele is like these days huh?

>>38091005
Ignorance is a one time thing, once it's gone you can never get it back.

Best hope is that you find yourself a reason to fight life. To attack it in spite of the bleakness and battle on through until you can carve out a comfy life for yourself.

>>38091284
I'm been having sleep paralysis (again) the last few days. Making me fear sleeping.

>>38091224
I always felt like Rally was them soft-rebooting the franchise because of business reasons.

Also, I've only played played DIRT 4 with the "gamer" controls, did they really fuck up the simulation stuff that much?

>>38091177
If going on about "prison gay culture" every thread is your way of getting hated into becoming a thread personality, it's working.

Why don't you just start using a trip so that everyone knows at first glance that you're a faggot.

Never understood the appeal of traps desu

>>38091325
>Reading the Herald

Never ever read the Herald, it's the shittiest local newspaper in the entire fucking country, and it's website is total trash to boot. I'm not clicking that.

>>38091391
Nigga what I despise that shit, I've just noticed over the weeks that stuff is posted more during the night

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Who here /hopeful/?

Current position:
>no friends
>no gf
>no hobbies
>never go outside
However:
>think I did good in my A-levels
>going to good uni
>getting non-shit degree
>uni's holding a social event for people who unironically have the 'tism
>been practising to get rid of my stutter
>finally coming out of depression

>>38091192
I thought it was a good post and deserved to be in the new thread.

>>38091441
That social event sounds like a good idea, and the going outside and hobbies things are easy to fix.

Sounds like you've got a good shot at being a-ok there buddy.

>>38091427
I don't either anon, yet I still have the occasional gay wank.

>>38091330
I'm trying but I just don't really care about anything enough to make it seem worth while.

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>>38091441
>going to uni in september
>moving out of mummys
>already met my flat mates and we all got on very well
>currently in a group chat with them and we're planning some night outs soon
>met a cute girl and went on my first ever date two weeks ago

4 years of being a lonely neet paid off lads

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why is dominos so shit
the cheese is supposed to be stringy

>>38091566
Pizza hut is better desu

>>38091435
Ok, so what's more likely. That a thread full of people with no need to keep a regular sleep pattern is more active at night, when there are also yanks to talk to on other boards, meaning that there are more gays awake as well, and thus a higher instance of gayposting.

Or that cycle of night and day somehow makes you into a homo.

>>38091585
Pizza Hut is better for eating out, Dominos is better for eating in and stuffing your face.

Just my opinion. Pizza Hut lunchtime buffet is based.

>>38091566
>>38091585
Local pizzeria is always better you franchise pizza scum.

>>38091607
Nah pH is better for both imo. You tried their classic crust? It's covered in garlic seasoning its so good

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>>38091624
not always
oiroir

>>38091624
>Local pizzeria

Not either of those guys but what local pizzeria serves pizza at 4am

>>38091624
Oh I'm ever so sorry Tarquin, truly I am, but we mere peasants simply cannot afford foreign cheeses baked onto artisan bread at the trendy local place.

A thousand apologies milord.

>>38091632
Why does every single takeaway pizza look the same

>>38091629
Their garlic bread is fantastic, and I love the salad counter to death.
The difference for me is that after smashing a large Dominos I can feel it in my arteries, and Pizza Hut just doesn't have the same effect.

>>38091632
Toppings under the cheese? shiggydiggy

>>38091632
Bit of a risky move getting topping from an independent place. A lot of the time the only ones they can competently make is margherita.

>>38091685
You've never had a local takeaway pizza have you

>>38091685
>>38091632
>bite into slice
>tear off all the cheese
ah yes,

>>38091632
That makes me sad.

How the fuck did they manage to burn the crust?

>>38091624
i wouldnt say always. in my town there's dozens of dodgy foreign chicken/kebab shops that all sell the same shitty pizzas that you'd have to be paraletic to contemplate buying. There's a pretty good pizza place called "pan pizza" that sell that stringy greasy pizza at a decent price though.

Britfeel is surprisingly lively for 4am.

>>38091710
Ahh the dodgy foreign takeaway place. Oh how I love to stagger into one at fuck knows when in the morning and order the biggest, unhealthiest burger on the menu. With spicy spuds topped with mild chili sauce.

You know the sauce. The pink one.

>>38091728
Saturday night lad, we're raising the roof and shitposting into the wee hours.

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>>38091566
It's cos you got it at 4 in the morning you numpty, that cheese has been out all day

>>38091624
>not making your own pizza franchise for a fraction of the price

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>accidently dropping a pot of this on the floor and having to replace the carpet because the smell won't come out

>>38091704
I really love this 'ah yes' meme

>>38091866
Papa johns garlic sauce is so shit

>>38091866
Should have taken it as a suppository instead fampai.

>>38091844
kek
Oanjk

>>38091870
"Haha Yes!" is funnier to me.

Lads, I come to you in need of some help to get off to sleep.

I need a prompt, if there was a SoL anime about vocaloids, what would the story be about? Like, what struggles and conflicts, and high points and whatnot.

Lend a tired man who cannot sleep a hand?

post obscure based brits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmOXOW77CGY

>>38091951
It'd probably just be 20 minutes of them all bumming each other i'd imagine. Bear in mind, my only knowledge of anime is from these threads.

Wearing socks lads

>>38092004
Mint/10

>>38092004
>lying in bed with socks

bet you're a sociopath you sick fuck

>>38091979
>It'd probably just be 20 minutes of them all bumming each other i'd imagine.
haha basically exactly like these threa-
>Bear in mind, my only knowledge of anime is from these threads.
Oh.

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>>38092004
So am I lad, I meant to take them off when I came inside ~4 days ago but I never got round to it and they've been on my feet ever since

I've kept socks on for a month before

and pants

desu

>>38091979
>>38092068
>Bear
BEEEEEEEAAAAAAAR

>>38092131
Been there. Done that. All of that.

Playing San Andreas lads, not sure how my parents let me play this as a kid

>>38092857
most of it probably went over your head

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Going for a burger later :)
Who else is going out for food this Sunday?

>>38092982
Going to meet ice poseidon later and gonna see if him and greekgodx want to get a bite to eat so possibly.

>>38092982
got my meal plan for today sorted
I have to eat a doughnut so my mum will stop pestering me about 'restricting'
funny how she never gave a shit about my weight when I was a tubbo

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>feeling drowsy
>drift of for 30 minutes
Ahaha, nice try sleep jews

Lads does anyone have MK8 on the Switch?

>>38094081
globally?
or in this thread?
number is about the same

>>38093992
when do you sleep tomoko?

>want to masturbate
>literally drenched in piss
why

On another note, I've been fapping a lot less recently, maybe once every 4-5 days. I won't even have a single sexual thought between faps. Where has my sex drive gone? Is it because I do nothing all day?

>>38094302
ebin its because you're depressed and sedentry. If you were neither of those things you'd have more of a sex drive.

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>>38094293
Normally from around 9AM to 6PM, but I'm feeling quite sleepy now because I woke up early yesterday (3 PM). I always try to resist the sandman for as long as possible until I basically collapse, for no real reason too. I guess it's just because I'm addicted to the internet

>window is open
>freezing outside and cold wind keeps blowing up
>can't get up to shut it

ffs

slippery climb gem second attempt
the rest of the game is a cake walk now

>>38091870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Oc-pstqpc

That's the origin.
Still love it?

>>38094494
Why can't you get up lad

>>38094583
Broken leg lad

>>38094499
>cake walk
Wut

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>>38094636
Poor lad, I'd close the window for you and nurse you back to health

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>>38094674
Making me a bit uncomfy lad

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>tfw I have 16 (You)s in this thread

>>38094709
>tfw have 20

>>38094740
>tfw have 42

>>38094752
Alright britnormie it's not a competition

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>>38094686
Shhh, shhh, no objections. Just succ

It must be weeb hours. I'll come back when the lads are awake.

>>38094944
Haha mate every hour is weeb hour here, am I right! Wish I was in spoons with John and the boys eyeing up some lasses haha!

How do you define "real" I mean how do you know if anything is real

>>38095138
>TFW spoons doesn't open till 8 on a Sunday, and no drink till 12.
Fucking shite being Scottish.

>>38095154
Spoons?
Apparently not original

>>38095180
Weatherspoon la' pub franchise. Distropubs I think they are called. Cheap drink, cheap food, great clientele.

there's a VPN subscription on humble
9 quid for 12 months
is that a good deal?

>>38095202
I haven't been inside a pub for about 5 years now. Drinking alone in public is a bad idea

>>38095180
Hahaha lad! How don't you know what spoons is! Are you even British lad! Only place you can get a good curry and top it off with 2 jugs of cocktails for 12 quid

>>38095237
Fish and chips, burgers and wraps are decent lad. Onion rings too.
>Those kcals though. Feel like a fat cunt, but worth it.

>>38095237
I'm British I just don't go to pubs because I'm not a huge Normie

>>38095237
National institution lad.
Remember you are requested to stay fully clothed, including shoes at all times inside spoons.

I bet you people go no parties and nightclubs to
Normie scum

>>38095336
Having been to a night club in about 3 years. Go to mates houses and pubs though

>tfw unironically think spoons is the greatest thing to come out of britain

Miss the 3 for 5 jagerbombs though, could get any girl to have sex with you with those bad lads

>>38095336
I go to a club about twice a week with my mates, whats you're point.

>was alone in a room yesterday with a female of similar age
was sweating bullets
and I'm supposed to seek this experience out of my own desire? what a farce

>>38095380
>go to a club about twice a week
Why are you on this board

>>38095428
>social anxiety
>neet
>depression
>generally good banter on /britfeel/

just because I go out doesn't mean I'm happy

>>38095380
I agree about spoons. As far as gastro pubs go, it's cheap and still keeps its working class heritage.
Every one always has local art (photos, paintings etc) on show. It's a nice wee thing.

>>38095426
Avoid women lad they feed on people like you and I. Robots are easy prey for them

>>38095439
>social anxiety
>goes to nightclubs
Fuck off

>>38095426
>bring a girl to my room every now and then
>they usually ignore my dozens of anime posters, dakimakura, figures and wallscrolls
>except one girl I brought back
>she asked about my figures
>'uhh she's a magical schoolgirl'
>walk her home later on
>she calls herself my girlfriend
>find it weird and never talk to again

did I fuck up my only chance of getting a gf

>>38095490
It's like those outgoing goth girls who claim to be Introverts

>>38095439
nobody is happy, but you're above robots

>>38095507
If your comfortable talking to girls then you'll probably get another shot with another one

>>38095509
Or those people who claim to have ocd just because they are tidy

>>38095571
Or those who claim ADD because they are raised by shit parents.

>mfw have diagnosed anxiety
>get paid to lay about in my house all day
>have a gf

literally easy mode

>ruined my instant porridge with too much water
bad day already...

>>38095658
Tip: Fill the porridge to the fill line with milk, place in microwave for 1 minute. Take out, stir, place back in for 30 seconds.
Primo porridge. Just watch it doesn't spill over the top as the porridge rises when cooking.

>>38095658
>porridge with water
your day was ruined the minute you decided to straight up do it wrong, lad.

>>38095681
>Fill the porridge to the fill line with milk

Okay Mr Millionaire

>>38095685
instant porridge has evapourated milk in it already

>>38095694
>not doubling down on your milk dose
Make the most of it before the vegans get it outlawed, m80.

Goodnight lads, see you all at 7-8pm

Footybot reporting in. Its been a while so here's a recap

>Be lonely robot
>Watch none league football on my own
>Meet bunch of lads, become friends, go out for drinks
>Happiest time of my life
>Start getting pushed towards one of the lads wives friend
>Keep politely declining as don't want to Sperghetti what I have
>Starting to look weird for not wanting to get with her as she's OK looking ans very keen on me

So it's all over. Everything I thought would happen has happened

I went out on a date with Yoko, we had fun, I forgot myself and ended up going out with her for a couple of weeks. She took my wizard status and was super cool about it. Started going out as a couple with other couples and the footy lads and it was great.

Then she started getting really weird about me spending time with the lads. The ones who introduced me to her and the lads who pulled me out of my slow wait for robot death .

We ended up arguing and braking up. She told her friend I was a vorgib before her, she told her husband. He told the lads. They all took the piss. Started not being invited out when the girls were there which is every time.

Noone has spoke in the group chat for 5 days. I suspect they've started a new one. Noone responding to individual messages. I'm out. I'm out of the group because I forgot my place, let my guard down and let a roastie in

The football starts again in about 4 weeks. I can't go becauae I'll see them. I had 6 months of rhe happiest times of my life but I'll always be a robot and always be alone.

Tldr roasties not even once.

>>38096003
Foolish boy. Welcome back to the fold you pathetic reject of society.

if you lads want something VERY comfy to watch, this lad is doing an IRL livestream of his time in Japan

can't post the link because the robot is being a gimp but it's Reckful on twitch

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>tfw you accidentally put too much cereal in the bowl and have to eat it all

Been out of bed 5 minutes and I've already fucked up my whole day

>>38096003

I loved your posts footie anon

What happened to bikes being 100 quid and 40 quid used

>>38096453
You can get bikes for free on Gumtree

>>38096003
That's a sorry story lad, my condolences. Fuck her for being such a classic roastie, and fuck those guys for being such heartless normie swine too.
Come home and pick up a waifu, its the way its meant to be.

>>38096598
if you're buying off of gumtree get ready to ride around on someone's nicked bike

>>38096598
Why would people give away bikes?

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>>38090739
I was sleeping, I couldn't sleep yesterday and maybe got 2 hours sleep so I slept at normal hours today, still struggled a bit but here we are. Time to live a productive day haha. Already brushed my teeth and i'm drinking water
>>38096345
can't you shovel it back into the bag?

>>38096658
just an easier sale, want it out their house, can't be arsed trying to sell it for 20 quid or whatever

>>38096003

>Happy to associate with you when you were a virgin but they assumed not
>Not happy to associate with a non-virgin who recently was

Normies, not even once

>>38096670
>can't you shovel it back into the bag?

I'd already put the milk on before I realised

I'm so full

>>38096836
tragic lad, what type of cereal was it?

Why is britfeel always so slow on a Sunday Morning

>>38096842

Sainsbury's fruit and nut muesli

With Sainsbury's UHT milk, eaten from a plastic bowl

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>>38096865
>fruit and nut muesli

stuff is calorie dense and packed with sugar too, not good lad, just a little bit of that fills me up

My job is totally invaded my life lads. Not had a weekend hassle free in weeks

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>>38093029
Not sure who they are but hope you get your food.

>>38093225
How is the meal plan so far? :)

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>>38096962

>''''cute''''
>'''lewd'''
>''teehee babes'''

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>i will never be called a pathetic white boy as i cum too soon for maseratis liking

friendly reminder that all tripshits in this thread are filthy yanks

>>38096970
Who is this lad?

Cause I'm curious how you are sure this is korma.

Daily mail gets their stories from /r9k/ b8

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3393631/Man-discovers-girlfriend-cheating-FATHER-reading-racy-text-messages-live-blogs-ordeal-4Chan.html

I have no doubt that the Sunday Sport browse here now

>>38097148
>The cuckolded 4Chan user
Will the lad who writes for Sunday Sport/Daily Mail let me work there?

>>38097089

The man in the picture is the person who posts under the name 'Korma'. Many years ago he used to embrace his appearance as 'ThumbMan'

>>38097219
>The man in the picture is the person who posts under the name 'Korma'.
Need proof on this claim tbqh

>>38097173
unironically know someone who writes for the mail, he hates it

>>38097235
Any reasons for why?

fd

>>38097278
he realises that it's necessary to get ahead and move onto something more prestigious like the FT but he just hates the practices and the sort of stuff they peddle

>>38097235

Someone former journalist from the Daily Mail noce asked me if I'd like to be part of a suicide pact with him.

We were driving at the time, he was driving

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Be a journosit list but never join a team

>>38097232

Ask and ye shall received

http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/23275136/#23275136

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>>38097428
>We were driving at the time, he was driving

>>38096003
Bird was a bitch but your mates are worse. Who stops associating with someone because they lost their virginity recently. Normies can be so thick.

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>>3897429
Years ago he is the I don't yet he have no reason in this my name own the life I he is came of he has to a man great and then I can tell him he has no to do it and out she dropped it you have a good time he said that

>>38097450

He ended up giving me Rupert Mordoch's old GPS though, so it's all good

>>38097440
But that doesnt prove he is Korma.

>>38097505

Korma has the same tripcode as ThumbMan

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Morning lads!

Very nearly binge ate after waking up but managed to push past it. That would have ruined the whole day.

What are you up to today then anons?

I'm going to the shop, then for a walk and hopefully play some video games later on. Feel pretty good today desu!

Try your best today anons! And have a great day~

>>38097807
>Very nearly binge ate after waking up but managed to push past it

Shame, better luck tomorrow

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>>38097738
That must mean we used the same password. Haha. I will change that, sorry. :)

>>38097807
finally powering through a movie from my backlog, if I finish it i'll be pretty content since it'll be the first time I'm completing for a while.

Might go for a walk afterwards too

>>38097807
Go away you disgusting manly tranny racist. You aren't even that popular here anymore.

do you think we need anymore waifus?

Thinking about becoming one lads

>>38097871
yes

this thread is slow as fuck and dead till tilde posts

>>38097871
Be sure to make your gimmick that you are undergoing some sort of sex change. Seems every personality on here does that gimmick.

>>38097868

Just because I hate niggers like you isn't reason to be mean anon!

>>38097886
any other tips to make a good waifu personality?

>>38097898

yes, kill yourself now.

>>38097898
Post pictures of your non convincing female self and pretend to be nice when in reality you don't give a utter fuck about the prison gays on here who have weird fantasies about you.

Should make you the most popular waifu in under a week.

>>38097896
Already like you more than the real Tilde.

>>38097850

What was the old passoword?

>tfw you start to get more and more into the thought of being cucked

wtf has this place done to me?

>>38097898
Depends, whats your real life like? If you have mental problems just blog and you'll eventually upset people

if your a normie just flirt with everybody and try build friends who'll circlejerk for you on steam/discord

>>38097896
he hates pakis more than niggers

>>38097931

currynwaifus

>>38097951

"hahahaha guys, we just happened to use the same password"

>>38097931
>>38097931
Just testing to see first.

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>>38097931
So it appears we did use the same password. Haha.
it was newmeme which is quite obvious someone else would use it in the past I guess.

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gimmick idea: we use thumbnails to avatarfag to piss people off when they hover over the image

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>keep waking up at this hour
>realise it's because the sun is so fucking bright
Do any of you lads wear an eye mask? Can you recommend one? What about ones with a novelty design?

>>38098045
gimmick idea: we avatarfag to piss people off so they don't even need to hover over the image

>>38098068
can't flip the trip

>>38098045
Never cared for you or your images anyway so feel free.

Couldn't find the thread because some dumb fuck trip fag made it

Mum called me a coconut today, called her a 'paki' and we got into a massive argument

>>38098092
To say his original concept was hatred of tripfags, he has become the same as them.

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>go to Halfords to buy a bike
>they say I can have it assembled by Wednesday or take it now
>Say I'll take it now as I want to start riding it to work tomorrow
>Fully prepared to spend all day building bike
>Open it up
>Already assembled apart from saddle and pedals
>Takes 5 minutes to put together

"We can't build it until Wednesday"

What did he mean by this?

>2 hard days of working out in a row
gonna make it 3 lads. Gonna make it if it kills me

>>38098185

He meant you are not the only customer that has ordered anything from them you sperg

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Toilets blocked
have to find somewhere to buy a plunger from today

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lethal-dose-of-morphine-harold-shipman

Why did shipanon make this entry lads?

>tfw mum is out to the shops and is bringing me back a box of 20 budweisers

i know its bud, but fuck its only 12 quid thats pretty solid value

>>38091441
What A levels you taking lad?

>>38098389

> mum bringing you beer home

I cringed. This is animufag-tier low

>>38098420
someones jelly desu

>>38098431

Jelly i'm not a man-baby and tend to myself in my own flat? That must be it, yeah

>>38098443
glad you are able to accept it lad, thats the first step

>tfw people don't look at you while they talk to you

It's almost bang on 12 and gf is cooking lunch again lads, what are you all having today?

Too many coloured. Brown tide has come in.

>>38098059

It sounds girly but it's definitely worth getting one made from silk as they are a lot more comfy.

who /comedinewithme/ here

>Adele's career is finished
lol

Feeling a little bit better today, lads!

Might be some light at the end of the tunnel yet!

>>38098668
>it's another round of dauphenoise potatoes episode

>>38098672

>Utterly gutted, Terminally ill grandmother can no longer cross off Adele concert on bucket list

>>38098668
Fuck off lad. That narrator is the worst cunt only pure normies enjoy.

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>>38096003
She will have made up a ton of shit about you being a weirdo or freak to all the other girls that they will have lapped up on account of you being a virgin, making said lies believable, said girls will then have blabbed to the lads and then you became the talked about hot gossip of the month and the butt of every joke.
Delete them all, remember the happy times, try not to think about it all being a vapid charade because you knew they were all normies going in fella. At least you got to feel a pussy and focus on the lessons learned and the upsides to it all. If you dwell on the failings then you'll just end up in a pit.
You fooled them all and got what you wanted, the only thing you didn't get to do was fuck them off before they fucked you off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pxj84TQjqHM

>>38098700

>not enjoying socially inept people completely fucking up basic dishes in front of millions of people

get the fuck out of my /britfeel/ norman normie

Sitting next to the tranny during break again

Still too much of a coward to talk to her

It's so silent

My time outside work has become entirely consumed by taking drugs.
Being sober, life is a depressing mess.

>>38098729
Daily reminder that Griffith did nothing wrong

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Wow really didn't remember bikes being this hard to ride as a kid.

Trying to go up any kind of incline is exhausting. I thought riding a bike was supposed to be less tiring than walking?

>>38098738
I can enjoy it without some shitty voice over making normie level jokes.
It's one of those shows that less would be more. Less been the cunt talking over everything.

>Already 12:30
>Work at 7am tomorrow

Wow just wow

3 things every poster here is obligated to read

>My blog https://poleaboo.wordpress.com
>The Qu'ran
>2017 Labour manifesto

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Why do security guards just seem to think they're entitled to be late often and have constant days off for shit reasons like "I'm too tired" or "My wife is ill"?

I moved from managing a office full of admin monkeys to managing a group of security guards and the admin monkeys wouldn't behave like this.

>>38098814
>Why do security guards just seem to think they're entitled to be late often and have constant days off for shit reasons like "I'm too tired" or "My wife is ill"?
Because you are a beta cunt that bends over to these excuses and takes them like the giant black cock you wish they were.

>>38098831
No I don't I keep sacking them

>>38098843

Sucking them*


Here, ftfy

Where does poleaboo/moni mainly post these days?

>>38098901
Under the name of Tilde.

>>38098930
I'd fuck Tilde

anyone here do boxing? im thinking bout picking up a double end bag later. i used to have one but it broke. i never used it an awful lot. is it a good investment? they dont have one at my boxing gym

>>38098947
Why? You know he doesn't wash his arsehole when he has gay sex right?

>>38098947
prison gay? if you are actually gay, would you not be put off by him using a picture and pretending to be a girl

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>>38090760
>tfw cuddling an actual person

>>38098949

i love boxing and boxing history but i'm too beta and skinnyfat to participate.

>>38098949
fuck off normie, and no the're shit

>>38098949
I box for amazon

>>38098994
>>38098970
I'm 100% straight, wanting to fuck a cute woman doesn't change this

>>38099020
>>38098949
>pillow hug

lmao

>>38090497
You know why she's not with one of those 80k followers? Because she wants Chad

Are you Chad?

>>38099029
calm down ebin. you know where wizardchan is.

>>38099020
you could just do it as a hobby. a lot of people just train and dont compete. even if you're unfit atm, you will get in good shape and they will train you up. quite a lot that box are actually the quiet robot type. i remember there being some proper robots at my last gym. people that box are generally really nice too.

I'm 30 with over a decade of smoking/drinking/drugs under my belt. I think I could be taught to throw a punch but any kind of cardio would be beyond me.

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>>38099073

>he likes the homoerotic sport otherwise known as mma

>>38099138
>cage hug

lmao

>>38099200
>>38099073

what does any of this even mean?

>>38099241
>what did they originally mean by this? Originally though?

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>>38099005
>tfw not cuddling an actual person

ree ;-;

>>38099349
can't miss what you've never experienced

>>38099386
I originally have though

>>38099418
hmm wonder how I should respond to this post

was feeling good today, then went to check Normiebook and was reminded how these absolute wankers I knew at school have moved out, gotten their own flats and have jobs, gf, fiancees, the works. Meanwhile I still live at home, have no job, a shit degree, never had a gf. Makes me want to fucking end it. And yet I know this is just reality, this is how fucked my life is.

God I fucking hate my life.

>>38099431
go to wizchan ebin instead

>>38099431
Wanna cuddIe?

semantically speaking, when does a hug turn into a cuddle?

>>38099434
Why call then wankers? You're just jealous.

>>38099452
He's not oId enough yet

>>38099452
If you go to facebook or reddit

>>38099462
that depends

>>38099434

same lad, except i'm 30 and don't even have a degree.

>>38099466
When your waists and the areas below make contact

>>38099474
wizchan is full of teenage memers though, its almost as bad as here now

Is madoanon around?
Took your advice and got my eth wallet working at last, finally got my 10 memecoins showing up. Reckon I'm gonna sell up and get out before it all goes tits up

>>38099473
1. They are wankers. 2. No shit I'm jealous, my whole post was saying how much I hate them for what they have. It's not fair. My life wasn't supposed to be like this, I got fucked over by my parents' finances and other crap along the way. Of course it's my fault too but I've missed out on so much of my life now.

>>38099488
That sucks man, but at least you're older and wiser now. I'm almost 25 so I'm no spring chicken either. I basically pissed away the last 5+ years of my life on a shitty degree and sixth form.

I have no idea what to do now. Anyone got advice for someone with a 2:2 in History from Bath Spa? Maybe some suicide tips?

>>38099490
I thought cuddling was just comfortable hugging for a long period of time? parents talk about cuddling their kids and there's definitely no below-waist contact going on there

>>38099480
>that depends

It seems you're Ebin, I retract my offer. I'd be cuddling you, then you'd call me a fucking normie and drown me in your piss pillow.

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>>38099488
>i'm 30 and don't even have a degree.
me too

>>38099434
Stop using Facebook lad. Its unhealthy to compare yourself to others, it'll always make you feel bad

>>38099526
Piss off to Japan, teach English, get yourself a qt Jap wife, pump out Jap kids, and transition into a college teaching role so you don't have to deal with shitty kids forever

>>38099548
I am intrigued by the idea of this but how does it work if I don't even speak Japanese? Do I learn as I go or only speak English?

>>38099554
nihongo wo narawanakyaikenai

>>38099554
You do realise that teaching English in Japan is a hellish experience unless you're a chad or a Stacey right?

You'll be relentlessly bullied and forced to do majorly long days with barely any time to break. That's without time to prepare your lesson plans too so guess what you have to do when you finally get home after working?

>>38099554
You always teach with a Japanese aid. This might be a bit cynical to say, but you're effectively a marketing tool.

>White, western, native British is teaching English, so send your kids to this school!

The money is decent though, and they set you up with accommodation. There's very mixed experiences though, so do your research.

Look up JET stories

>>38099535

maybe we could meet and cuddle?

I hugged a girl once, it was nice

>>38099520
Yup. Great job anon, glad you got it working. Are you gonna buy anything nice?

>>38099480
I don't think you understand what either of those sites are used for.

>>38099643
I'd imagine you do haha

>>38099655
And? Originally.

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#HulkLivesMatter

>>38099602
If he won't, I will

>>38099583
>>38099581
Interesting, I have been considering learning Japanese. Probably a good idea to add to my portfolio and have some form of hobby. Should get on that, or really, do anything with my spare time. I spend like 12 hours a day just on internet doing fuck all and it's starting to drive me nuts.

>>38099678
you suggest I go somewhere that suits me more and I suggest you go to somewhere that'd suit you more

>>38099711
Maybe if you do you'll be able to get yourself a cheeky translation job as well

>>38099734
Considering the format of those sites and their purpose, I would say they don't suit me. You're making a lot of assumptions here.

>>38099602
>>38099707
I dont, so feel free

>>38099747
Thanks lad, this is actually some good advice. It's strange but I almost feel like having a good cry at the moment. I wish I had some RL friends to confine in but you Anons will have to do.

>>38099625
nothing soon it looks like, gotta send money to coinbase and get verified first

probably I'll be a boring sod and put it in my savings but I'll buy you a pint if I see you down the spoons for your help

>>38099777
Glad I could be of help, lad. Coinbase verification shouldn't take too long, but I think some banks are a bitch when it comes to sending money to them.

>>38099797
my bank was alright sending money to the other ones for when I bought it so I'm hoping they won't mess me around now.

You reckon I should sell it all off or keep a bit in case it rockets again?