OkCupid

>>38087288
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bisexuals, trannies, faggots, failed subautists

If you don't mind dicking fatties then go for it.

Short answer: No
Long answer: Everybody on there is a fat insane SJW who won't even respond

>>38087288
I made a fake one and put my location in Texas. I got a few responses, not that it matters since I don't live there. I'm debating making one for where I actually live but I don't want anyone I know to see it. Hope you aren't an autistic retard like me and have better luck.

>>38087335
must be fake, she hasn't even shaved her mustache


but seriously what is a decent dating site?

>>38087341
That's a deal breaker for me. I try to lower my standards as much as possible, and I can tolerate a below average face, but I just can't see myself being with an overweight girl. I'm of healthy weight myself, so I kind of expect that in my partner.

>>38087288
Yes. Had many sexual encounters. Also met my current gf there.

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okcupid girls are ez as fugg
picture quite related

>>38087450
>>38087621
Tell us more about your experiences.

>>38087636
one time i moved states to live with a girl from okcupid, and the second day i was there i fucked a different girl i had also met on okcupid
no joke

>>38087288

<redpill>

internet dating is the place for wasted skanks, mentally ill women, desperate whores, rekt trannies/traps/gay fags

</redpill>

>oh, yes, basically everyone gets a lovely fuckable smart cute gf on okcupid tinder and shit

Abandon all hope ye who enter here

If you are a man, and want a woman to talk to you, you must fill out two of the three the 666 criterion.

6 feet tall
6 figure pay
6 pack abs

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>>38087636
Met pic related on okcupid. She was staying at a hotel and invited me over. When I went over she was naked an ready to fuck. Best night of my life.

>>38087288
I was going to but then I realized I could never like the kind of woman who would use a dating site

>>38087621
>>38087636
>>38087693
Retard logic: "i don't care who i fugg, as long as it's a ""girl" """"""

(even males pretending girls counts OK) LMAO

>>38087989
Same. This goes for both women and men. Pretty much admitting you have AIDS.

Actively using a dating site = you are social suicide desu

>>38087995
how does it feel to be this mad

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>>38087967
>>38087621
>tfw you could probably fuck more roasties if your standards weren't so high

its pretty much impossible to bone the 9s and 10s though, but i cant do fatties sorry

>>38087786
Don't forget failed men/beta men. There's really no reason for a man to be on there otherwise.

>>38087989
I used to feel the same way until I realised that I'd never meet anyone irl. I'm 33 and I really don't want to become the 40 year old virgin.

>20 posts
>12 posters

why does online dating trigger roasties so much

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>>38088122
Well what about pic related?

>>38087962

I only have a 5 4 0.

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>>38087967

cool story bruh.

how big was "her" penis?

This is what you get on there:

1. Crazy SJW anarcho-communists who will hate you for being a white male unironically if you are one.
2. Fatties who won't ever reply to you. You could even be fit, but they won't reply to you at all. They go there to feel better.
3. Batshit insane. So many are on there. I went on a date once with one from there who was actually insane. She just got released from a mental hospital and said she was going to kill herself after this.
4. Single mothers who want beta providers for Tyrone's kid.

That's it in a nutshell.

>>38087786
ok i'm interested in the wasted skank / desperate whore categories, anyone have luck there?

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the number of responses I got (some) to dates set up (none) tells me I'm most likely not the kind of guy women want to date

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>>38088244
To me it's just better to go without then have to deal with what must be the least likable people on the planet (i.e. women who are so far gone they use dating sites).

>>38088345
>1. Crazy SJW anarcho-communists who will hate you for being a white male unironically if you are one.
What the fuck are they expecting to get out of putting themselves on a dating site then? They have to be universally alienating. I can't think of someone who would actually go for these types.

I tried once
Fell for the fat chick camera angle. Walked around a mall with a woman that was like 300 pounds and made up some bullshit excuse to go home. She was also kind of a cunt.

>>38088073
Wouldn't be able to tell ya. How is it being that desperate?

>>38088819
>300 pounds
>kind of a cunt
Checks out. They know they're undesirable.

>>38087786
this is the truth of the internet

Should I make a tinder account, is it good ?

>>38087288
Less shallow than Tinder, but cancerous in other ways.

Only successful ways are to a) be born a Chad or b) getting wealth to get escorts or seek Arrangements

There are no alternatives.

>>38088913
If you have to ask then no, don't make one. Seriously, the people who are on tinder are people who know what they're capable of and know what to do.

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>>38088936
Have you seen the creator of Seeking Arrangement?

>>38087341
I tried this. Just said fuck it, how low can I go.

>An obese failed-normie invited me over to her house to do drugs.
>I told her I don't do drugs and she rolled her eyes and asked
>fine so what do you like.
>I said that I enjoy movies,
>and she asked what I wanted to see,
> I smiled and say surprise me,
>she pulls out Transformers Dark of the Moon.
>My blood runs cold.
> It's even worse than I expected.
> See wasn't that awesome?
> No it was not.
>Make out with her,
>her breath is terrible and
>I can feel the frease from her acne against my skin.
>Flip her over to doggystyle to drain my nuts and get this over with.
>Pull down her sweat pants to reveal
>a massive yet flat pale ass with lots of blue veins in it.
>Smells horrible but
>keep calm and carry on, begin fucking, gags a bit,
>I-im sorry I cant I just can't I scream
>She says fuck you and leaves
So that's my OKC experience.

>>38088971
Are the terms of these arrangements as vague as I suspect them to be?
Because if they are that just means women will take advantage of yiu.

belly gf is sitting 2 feet from me I met on okcupid 2 months ago

>>38087288
I spent fiteen mines doing a profile and a couple of days doing questionnaires and then I forgot all about it. My account might still be there, years later. Think I'll check it out.

>>38089134
>An obese failed-normie invited me over to her house to do drugs.
>She says fuck you and leaves

You made her leave her own house? that's bretty gud m8

>>38088345
>I have 2 kids and they are my life
>Don't talk to me unless you love G.O.D.
>Swipe left if you voted for Trump

>Fuck fuckboys!
Translation: she fell for a beta that learned game, and is bitter that he didn't consider her wife material

>>38087342
This. So much fucking this. Originally this.

>>38089134
>I-im sorry I cant I just can't I scream
Had me keking

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Everyone on there is either:
1. Fake account
2. Some catfisher who gets off of using another persons photos in exchange for your photos
3. A literal catfisher who looks different IRL
5. A catfishing scammer who will meet up with you and kill you or rob you
6. A sting operative pretending to be underage to catch paedophiles
7. A scammer pretending to be underage to get you to get on skype, show your cock, and then call as the father threatening you that you made the alleged fake child do CP and ask for money for her trama or else
8. A dike who openly hates men
9. A tranny who will give you herpes with its inverted makeshift pussy
10. A man who dresses as a woman undergoing hormonal treatment
11. A crazy bitch who will have sex with you to give you herpes as revenge to all men
12. fat people who want you to call them princess
13. single mothers who always write their child means more than them to you and if you can't handle it gtfo my inbox
14. God fearing women who don't need no man and only looking to chat about God knows what
15. Women who won't absolutely respond to you no matter how many messages you send them and whilst they keep updating their status about thirst men messaging them making you look like an idiot
16. The mods themselves on OKC who pretend to be a woman to get your picture and then never respond back to you as some sort of social experiment

Above all stay away from dating sites unless you want your body to be dumped in a rain gutter, robbed at gun point, or get a disease. If you want to date, date the old fashion way or stick to 2D.

>>38089223
Nice attention to detail, it was two dates, one at her place next at mine same weekend, same apartment complex

And no we never saw each other again it's a huge complex, and she's not in my building.

>>38087335
hey I remember that thread
did you screencap my cringey profile?

i linked my account for advice
Most replies just memed on me but the genuine advice must have worked because a fembot and a nearby girl messaged me first

of course it didn't lead to anywhere because I'm ugly, poor, and have no game but it renewed my spirits for a time

>>38089257
Actually this wasn't funny it was kind of sad because I know exactly how she feels. I'm not ugly but I am a manlet so I understand what it's like to be undesired.

I'm not thrilled about basically becoming what I hated, but I guess that's how life works sometimes. I even asked her to be friends after that, she said no...... I guess female orbiters aren't a thing.

To all you people who've tried OKCupid but failed, how do you know that only Chad can get lucky through it? Have you done surveys on who gets laid or dates through it? Or are you just assuming that your failure means only amazingly attractive guys can succeed?

>>38089295
Stop RPing you dumb bitch. Why do you even pretend? You're not the original poster and nobody gave you advice, you furry faggot.

>>38089257
Another fun detail: I can't recall if I've had anal sex or not.
Part of me thinks I porked her in the pooper, the other part of me thinks it was just vag, but the smell was so bad my memory has been confused

>>38089306
Surveys and IRL are very different

>>38089364
Not sure what you mean anon.

>>38089361
She sounds like she's from Texas for some reason

>>38089416
Close. Tulsa OK, she's a children's librarian now.

Poor girl, I genuinely hope that I didn't ruin her. We discussed our histories mine was almost non-existent but I wasn't a virgin, she had been used as a cum dumpster by Chads since high school and this broke my fucking heart.

>>38089447
Sorry for that lad, do you know what she looked like ?

>>38089346
I never said I was OP and I didn't mean to imply that particular cap was my profile
that's why I asked if you saw my link when I asked for advice

If you did takes a screencap then I could compare to it now and see my "progress"

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>>38087288
i met my last gf on there and we were together for 1.5 years before she cheated

was on there a few months ago and it felt kinda dead

maybe its cause im 27 now

>>38088819
There is nothing wrong with just straight up leaving if they are this dishonest.
50lbs is one thing but when you get to this level its just as bad as being a trap

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>be me
>be curious about Okc
>decide to make a fake profile with no picture just to see what kind of people I'd get matched with
>every single girl is a bisexual vegan tumblrite sjw
>every. single. one.
>delete profile and never look back

Seriously, stay away from dating sites.

>>38089595
Maybe your area just sucks.

>>38089515
She has brown hair, it used to be long but she cut it into sort of a shortish bob pixie thingamajig because she's older now and that's what older girls do for some reason.

Other than that no I don't remember much about what she looked like other than kind of a giant marshmallow with acne. The other details I recall is that she was maybe a C cup. And she had dirty fingernails. Are you trying to look her up or something?

I created an account on there but I already have some concerns.

I selected the "only same race and it's important" and still get > 75% nonwhite women.

on the 25% white women , 80% are fat, so 1 in 20 women are not fat & white which are my minimum standards. so the top 5% is the bottom of what I would actually have sex with.

about half these guys I work with literally will fuck any woman and I don't know how they do it. But most men are probably going for the same 5% I am. Not great odds. I might be fucked.

>>38089329
>not catfishing and living vicariously as a fake Chad.
It feels amazing.

>>38089260
>14. God fearing women who don't need no man and only looking to chat about God knows what

Conversation skills likely limited to the questions: So whst kind music u like? And How have you been blessed by the lawd?

>>38088621
>tfw I type like that
Oh fuck

>>38089564
Its literally the only date ive ever been on in my life. I also try to look past appearances but once she started acting like a cunt i decided to call it short.
>tfw saw a scarf that i really wanted but didnt want to look like a dick by buying something for myself
>regret it all the time because it was a nice scarf

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>every single woman within 60 miles is 200+lbs
>they all want 6 figure, 6 pack chad

OKC is good for a laugh at least, but that's about it

>>38090820
the number 6 sure is popping up a lot

Was on OkCupid about 3 years ago

As a well above average looking guy with a great job(so I could pay for dates w/o giving a fuck) I was in god damn fucking Candy Land.

Fucking 2 sometimes 3 different bitches a month and I only used it as a weekend thing

Nurses, lawyers, engineers, a dominatrix, teachers, foreign au pair, married...I met just about every walk of life on there

Now I'm married and I often think back on those times.

make an account to test your mettle
be attractive and bitches will flock
otherwise...

>>38089134
How the fuck can you be fat in all places but your ass? She had 1 job.

>>38090900
>6 pack
>6 figure
>6 foot
>6 inch
holy shit you're right.

>>38087621
w-whats wrong with your dick?

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>>38087335
>a little extra build

>>38091216
>4 pack
>5 figure
>5'10
>5.5 inch
Damn I couldn't even make one of them.

>>38091211
That's what I thought.....but no, it's more common than you think.

I met a girl on CL who said she was s SSBBW. I thought cool, I can handle belly if she has DDs at least
>get to hotel
>A/B cups
>Do you have condoms anon?
>Hang on, forgot em in the car.
>just leave
Moral of the story: always ask for cup size, if she says "i have a nice ass" that's red flag warning

>>38090820
Reminder that Mavis is now a MILF.

>>38091345
That's cruel man. That's like the equivalent of a girl flaking on you because you have a small dick.

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>>38087288
>dating women
HAHAHAHAHAH GOOD LUCK PAL

>>38091483
It is, but I'm pretty sure she'll find someone else. She was also 15 years older than me.

Don't judge me, you wouldn't have done her.

>>38091513
she was 12. go away virgin

>>38091216
>no 6 pack, but muscular.
>5 figure job but have 6 figures in bank.
>6'1"
>7 1/2 inches.

Still a 24 year old KHHV dateless. This sucks.

>>38092270
It sucks but it's not weird for guys.

>>38087288
I met a few cool people. My last relationship started there, until I went into the hospital and closed myself off from the world when I came home

i met my bf on okc desu... we were each others firsts. wade through all the trash and you might find someone you like.

I've gotten laid on it twice, which makes it better than tinder at least. Thing is: It's a LOT of work. You need to constantly be wading through bullshit profiles, people who don't respond, and getting "stood up" a lot. I generally don't have the energy for it.

it's my only experience with dating though. Anyone know any better sites?

>sign up
>get 2-3 likes on profile
>can't see them because don't pay jews extra money
this is dumb

>>38087288
Out of all dating sites I have had zero luck with okcupid. I have gotten dates from hotornot, pof, and tinder but okcupid has the most annoying picky girls.

I have better luck on tinder. I have like a 100 matches on tinder but I can't get more than like 5 matches on OKCupid. I don't fuck with it. Girls are also lower quality than tinder desu.

the shilling is strong ITT

how do I get better at talking to girls online
this okcupid shit is beyond my autistic ass

I just want to bang an older woman so bad.

Not white? Not tall?

Don't bother.

It's shit, tinder has given me way more success.