That Kid Thread

Is it really not real? I've wasted far too much time on that...

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>>38086565
>That kid who broke the first rule

>that kid who got bullied by almost the whole class, but acted like he was in on it by doing a lot of self-targeted jokes to get people to like him

>>38086565
My teacher back then thought it was real

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>>38086565
I thought it was real...

im pretty sure it is real

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>that kid who always brought a camera to school

Its real fags
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/charity/freerice.asp

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>That kid who got a boner during sex ed

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>that kid who linked his furrafinity to you
>that kid who had no friends
>That kid who became a trap but everyone knew he was a guy so they kicked his ass
>that kid who tried going super saiyan
>that kid who unironically still watches kids shows
>that kid who wore diapers till he was 10
>that kid who misaligned his qpu's
>that kid who used those special parts to make his robot friends!
>that kid who killed himself
>that kid who committed suicide even though she was your sister
>that kid who unironically was alone on his birthday
>that man who still posts on this shitty board

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>that kid that got coerced into googling lolicon on comp and got life ruined by administration
>that mentally unstable female trap that beat a girl into a seizure with a tube sock filled with padlocks
>that teacher who shoveled desk contents into bin and ran out
>administration found out he had no degree
>that kid who parked his truck on the pitchers mound on game day
>that kid that led a calvary of niggers in robbing chickfila pop up stand at lunch
>never came back again
>that kid who slapped a jew boy during holocaust remembrance week
>that kid who would cum in pages and return books to the library
>that kid who organized a prostitution ring

>>38090075
These are all you arent they...

>that kid who pretended he was a dinosaur when running out of school
>that kid who had autism and watched my little pony
>that kid who always made unfunny jokes about suicide
>that kid who smelled like ass and got bullied because of it
>that kid who blasted rock music and half the class could hear it
I've got a lot more.

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>>38090075
Second to last is me. Why does everyone I come in contact with hate me.

>>38090167
>that girl who got pregnant in middle school
>that kid who had obvious autism and got bullied for it but never was in any SPED classes
>that kid who always drank Pure Leaf Sweet Tea
>that kid with a hunchback who looked like a fucking weasel
>that kid who had a slight autism face but still fucked bitches 24/7
>that kid who drew anime and thought he would get anywhere by going to art school
>that kid who was ugly as fuck in 8th grade but turned into megachad in 9th grade
>that kid who joked about shooting up the school but you couldn't tell if it was a joke
>that kid who everyone knew was a literal Nazi
>that kid who thought he was gonna be a rich rapper when he grew up
>that kid who browsed 4chan on his iPad
>that kid who made nooses out of his sweatshirt strings
>that kid who looked like a complete trap

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>>38088099
fuck you fuck you FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

this hurts too much ;-;

>>38090167
>>that kid who smelled like ass and got bullied because of it

actually the bully was the one who smelt bad. he is now dead. he got stabbed at a bar or at a line to into a bar. funny had had sex with a school bus driver that drove the bus to school, and was a mother of a student.

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>that rich girl that bullied you

bump for more children

i went to a psych ward and there was this schizophrenic guy who would say really random shit
one time he told me his favorite website was 'ashemaletube.com'

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That kid who never stopped talking about Lou Reed because he didn't have a personality.

>>38090632

>panic

More like

>violent and powerful throbbing erection

>>38091040
>Lou Reed
literally why?

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>>38091069
If i didn't pretend to be him who would?

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>>38090200
Because you're not happy and show it and you hate people.

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Any Robots have/had jerk off buds?

>>38089521
Was he in yearbook?

>>38090986
i kind of know that feel. i was in a brain injury section at a hospital. there was a guy named Larry who kept on yelling mom, there was a guy Ross who had no idea what was going on. he came into my room with bladder scanner making words up like this is your such and such i'll be right back to get his. he asked to use the phone kept on saying like she hung up on me slamming the phone.

>>38091135
I've got something like that with my current roommate. I always make sure to take a specific seat when we jerk together, because that forces his hand into taking the chair. From the seat I take, I can see him perfectly in the chair without it being obvious that I'm not watching the porno at all. Last one we watched together was some stupid softcore one that tried to have a story. It had actual popular pornstars in it but no visible dick or vag. He seemed pretty into it anyway.

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>that kid who fantasized about having sex with spiders
>He would tell me how "last night he had a dream he banged a spider"
>Tfw he got caught drawing a spider with a vagina

I think he was autistic

>that kid who blasted rock music and half the class could hear it

Actually me

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>that kid that showed you the missingno glitch while trying to convince you to take your pants off because you got snow on them

That kid was my cousin

>>38086565
These threads make me think of the kids that got involved in Digiclypse.

I remember reading kids saying "I know why I don't fit in, it's because I'm supposed to be in the Digiverse". Then they told all the bullies off, packed up their things, held their shitty Digimon calculator up to the breeze, only to realise what a delusion faggot they were. Then they go back to school the next day, more hopeless than ever.

Unrelated,
>that kid that cried in the locker rooms during gym class

>playing volleyball one day
>Mikey crybaby sulking around
>Gym coach tells him to go play on the girl's team if he can't shut up

>that kid who always tries to be funny but gets uncomfortably serious during one on one conversations

>that kid who wasnt attracted to traps

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>that kid who threatened to bomb the school on the Columbine anniversary

Thankfully he was arrested before then.

>>38090167
i have autism and also watch my little pony and i also had autism and watched my little pony in high school

>>38088772
I just did some rsearch. Apparently it is real and op is full of shit

>>38092405
Wow, what a loser he must've been.

>>38090167
that last one was me. pretty embarrassing

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>that kid who had CP on his phone and shared it around

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>that autistic kid who thought you were his friend because you talked to him once and now he shouts out your name in public

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>>38086565
>That kid who would pour milk into his nose, and then cry milk.

>That kid who would orchestrate chip bag popping in hallways/class. Got chips banned.

>>38086565
>>38086582
>>38088687
>>38088772
>>38088995
I looked it up. It is in fact real. They've donated enough rice to provide around 10,000,000 meals since its inception in 2013.

>>38094392
>that kid who stomped on inflated sandwich bags to simulate gun shots in the cafeteria and got suspended

>that kid who would troll you everyday about "a girls penis" and get you in trouble

>that one kid that always had his laptop out wherever he goes and had it open while walking around the school
>that one kid who thought he would go pro for a game on coolmathgames.com
>that one kid that made really edgy jokes all the time
>that one girl who found a dead squirrel in her locker

>>38091040
Man, I do love Lou Reed. At least that kid had some taste.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXTY563EPJM

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>>38090101
>that teacher who shoveled desk contents into bin and ran out
>administration found out he had no degree

>>38086565
>that kid that watched those 'how to get a girlfriend' videos on youtube

>that kid who would swat flies with a rolled up work booklet and wipe the guts on the sides of the classroom desks
>that kid that was caught picking his nose in the back row and tried to play it off

>that kid who collected nude photos of female students and would show them to the boys
>that kid who escaped school by digging under the gates
>that kid who stunk horribly and was always in the centre of a gap in the crowd
>that kid that used an anime avatar for his school email account

>that kid that really liked dinosaurs
>that kid that was smaller and weaker than you but never got picked on
>that kid that's everyone's friend but bullied you

>>38086565
>that kid who went on whitehouse.com unironically during class

>the group of lesbians and tumblrites who everyone else avoided
>that kid in 4th grade who would tell other kids that god wasn't real so they would fight him
>that fat kid whose hoodie pockets were lined with candy 24/7
>that kid with the growth hormone deficiency who wore joker shirts every day
>that kid who sperged out during lunch because some negress threw his lunchbox at his head
>that kid who got framed for peeing on the wall in middle school
>that kid who would headbang in class

>>38090324
>that kid who made nooses out of his sweatshirt strings
Its my time to shine. They were high fashion necklaces

>>38092392
It's me and I regret it every time but I just want someone to care even a little and I think I'm that close with them but really I just make them uneasy

At best I'm tolerated, not liked.

>>38095210
>that kid who would headbang in class
Jordan. Lemme tell you about jordan.
>long curly greasy black hair
>broke out in air guitars at random
>occasionally let out loud af literal screeches while walking down the hall
>his dad killed himself freshman year
>would headbang in intervals, like you could see this little twitch and be like "yup hes about to start headbanging"
I talked to him once, he wasnt edgy just a sperg
Also hes like 19 now and has a jailbait gf
She got fat after a while with him

>that kid who was a computer wiz and could dox anyone
>that kid who got throat punched by chad for doxing him
>that kid who started a shitty death metal band who thinks they're cannibal corpse
>that kid who lit a trash can on fire by throwing a half smoked blunt in it
>that kid who wore tie-day everything every day to convince people he smokes weed
>that kid who accidentally left behind his porn usb with incest, futa, loli, and fat black hoes
>that kid who thought she was in a slice of life anime and was also a vampire
>that kid who printed the mugshot of a teacher previously convicted of molestation and taped them all over doors and lockers as a meme

My school was fucking weird guys

>THAT KlD WHO FUCKlNG DIED

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>that kid who gouged the bully's eye out in self defense

>>38095437
Story? Originalisimooooo

>that semi popular kid who got hit by a car and died
>those kids who pretended to care bc we was attractive
>that loser who an heroed
>"who killed himself"
>that teacher that got kids hooked on heroin
>that teacher who slept in class
>how every teacher talked shit about the principle
>when that kid from another school came during lunch and beat up a cop and gave a teacher a concussion
>the librarian who only let white people skip class in the library
>that quiet black weeb who cried when put in a group of white girls
>that teacher who checked out all the fine ass

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>>38094649
>that kid who learned you can stomp on things like chip bags and juice boxes to make a loud bang so he stomped on a mostly full juice box and soaked his friend in juice
me

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>the fat kid who everyone cheered for while running laps
>that same kid who said he was physically better than woman
>that kid who made suicide jokes and got mad when people told in him
>that kid who never got in trouble because he used to be bullied
The first two were me fucking hell I hate my fat fuck self

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>>38089763

That was way more than one kid

>>38092346
>>that kid that cried in the locker rooms during gym class
>>playing volleyball one day
>>Mikey crybaby sulking around
>>Gym coach tells him to go play on the girl's team if he can't shut up

There is a 99.99% chance that this kid is either dead by suicide now...or a /r9k/bot

>>38095518
it was me... and he wasn't really a bully, but he was my neighbor who i had some 'issues' with previously.

>recess time
>am being pathetically assaulted by this manlet
>he is trying to hold me and punch me
>grab his tiny head with one hand
>push my thumb into his eyeball with enough force to break the X button on a playstation controller
>his eyeball pops audibly
>run away
>wipe the colory retina part of his eye off my thumb on someones locker
>don't get in trouble because i was deemed to be acting in self defense after previous assaults
the one time the school came thru for me.

> that kid who gave an oral report on a book about Johann Sebastian Bach and pronounced it "Batch" the entire report

>>38089763
>that kid who fainted during sex ed

>the hispanic kid who got pissed and punched a hole in the window just because someone accidentally spilled water on him
>the black kid who jokingly tried to take your money and then you screamed "nigger" as a reflex
>the same hispnaic kid who had a rainbow colored basketball and you joked that he was gay so then he took your money

> that kid who popped a boner in the showers and the story made it to literally every school in the city the next day
> the same kid transferred to Catholic school the next year

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>that kid who wore his U.S. Marine Corps Dress Blues to graduation instead of a cap and gown

> that Jewish girl who thought she Madame Intelligentsia and talked down to everyone in a condescending way

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>that smart asian kid who discussed methods of achieving nuclear fusion and quantum theory with a class full of literal retards

>that kid that drew sonic oc's on ms paint in computer class

>>38092346

There was a guy that did the exact same shit, his name was Mikey too..

You didn't happen to go to a school called Meeker did you?

>that kid who played Icy Tower in computer class

>that kid who relied on the fact that not a lot of middle school browsed 4chan to pass off greentexts as his own experience

Guess who... me

>>38090200
was me as well but by choice. I hate human contact in general and while i respect my friends I kinda hate them too. They're great people and would bend over backwards for me but I just hate humanity and they're all normies

>>38090324
>pure leaf sweet tea
>nooses out of his sweatshirt strings

too fucking real

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>that kid who wondered if anybody(especially a girl) could hear his thoughts during class

>>38089763
>that teacher who was uncomfotable teaching sex ed and just let us watch outdated films and had us discuss in small groups instead

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>that kid who shit in the shower and the school had an announcement that they would dna test the shit to find out who it was
>that kid who's MLP ringtone goes off in class 3 times
>that kid who would argue with the health teacher about the safety of psychedelics and talked about Lsd being less toxic than vitamin C
>That kid who pretended to be a stoner but he just spent all of his freetime on erowid
>that kid who deleted system32 off of the school computers
>that dickhead mulatto kid with a morbidly obese white mother
>That kid who wore a red star hat and wrote an essay in history class on the greatness of Stalin who got a 97%
>that kid who made trayvon martin jokes around the one black teacher
>that kid who always had snacks in class and would sell them to people
>that kid who carried 2 gameboys on him because if one got confiscated he has a backup
>that kid who got caught fapping in the middle of class

>that kid who got banned from using the computers because he loaded DOOM off of a usb drive and played it during class
>that one short kid who would tell at the teacher and get kicked out of class
>that kid who brought a bag of rubber bands to shoot at the back of people's heads

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>that kid who shitted on the classroom floor
>That kid who came to school during 7th period visibly high as fuck
>That kid who spends gym playing his PSP
>That kid who farted in your face when you were minding your business
>That kid who would get really salty after losing one match of smash Bros during a free period
>That kid who stole exam answers and snitched on himself
>That kid who made a huge paper ball by wrapping it in more paper and beamed it across the classroom yelling ALLAHU AKBAR
>That kid who got everyone detention for meowing in class
>That kid standing on top of the toilet bowl and watching you take a shit in the other stall
>That kid who screamed "I hate black people" during an exam
>Those kids who thought they were cool because they talked in memes everyday
>That kid who was actually artistic but drew very detailed penises
>That kid who brought his dildo to school and told everyone it was his mom's
>That one kid who showed up to school dressed as an akatsuki member from Naruto

>those kids who did pretty awkward things in school but actually grew up and matured into productive members of society

>>38095520
>that teacher that got kids hooked on heroin
tell me more anon

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>>38094392
>>That kid who would orchestrate chip bag popping in hallways/class. Got chips banned.

>that kid who brought a full size boom box he made to school everyday
>was also the nephew of the ex-principal
>dressed as heath ledger joker with a fedora and throwing cards for Halloween
>always wore leather jackets no matter the weather
>would continue coming to the school for the next 2-3 years after he had already graduated

>that kid who did an oral book report for english on a japanese light novel

that kid was me

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that kid who thought systemspace.link was real

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>>38092475
>Thankfully
fuck off normie

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>>38095750
She texted me after 2 years ago on normiebook, holy shit