All of you are virgins and will never get laid, haha.

>>38086077
I'm not a virgin. But I act and feel like one. So essentially I'm a beta

And you're a bad boy

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ain't that da truth

don't listen to >>38086273
you didn't say anything because dogs can't talk
you're a good doggo yes you are

But what if I am virgin and I am proud of it?

>>38086077
Well, I know SOMEONE who's not getting wet food tonight!

>>38086077
>wanting (You)'s so desperately

You got the wrong place.

I'm not a virgin, but bitch cheated on me and left me heartbroken so I'm back here with you fags.

>>38087134
The worse part is, it's working.

Cute haha dog

>>38086077
I've had sex with like 6 girls though

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No, I probably won't.

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>>38087367
>I swear guys, I'm not lying, I swear. They were hot too, big tiddies and everything I swear.

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>>38086273
>>38087096
delet this now *snarl*

>>38087618
Big titties aren't my thing, and they were all as hot as me. So like 4-7/10.

Only one was really attractive.

still had sex though

>>38086077
Seems pretty likely, yeah.

>>38087979

man I hope I can be as cool as you one day

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>>38087979
no hurto doggo