ITT: shit in movies that triggers you

>qt can choose between chad and guy who cares about her
>chooses latter

>movie with introverted people
>they're all good looking

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>>38083605
> movie that's supposed to be the opposite of happy/romantic has a sex scene

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>it's a "girls can be nerds too!" episode

>>38083839
>females being bullied

>they don't like each other at first
>BUT THEN

>chad insults qtpi
>qtpi goes to be alone to cry herself to death
>loser who's not even her friend goes to console her
>qtpi falls in love with him

>starving artist/NEET
>2000 sq foot apartment in NY or SF and enough money to go to fancy bars and restaurants every night

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>>38083605
>film is taking place in london
>"london calling" starts playing, while panning across shots of big ben, double decker buses and black taxicabs

>female lead is the hero
>male lead does all the work

>>38084131
I'm watching moana right now and it actually makes sense. a selfless girl needed to motivate a narcissistic demigod into saving the world is a nice plot.

>>38083605

>'friend girl' is always hot

>MC is quiet and keeps to himself
>within 5 minutes of entering a room a qt girl is trying to start a conversation with him
>>irl people just ignore you.

>character goes the whole movie without pooping

>>38083605
>>38084295
Fucking Perks of Being a Wallflower. Nothing but normalfaggotry.

>>38083605

>non-virgin female manages to have sex with the hero

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>psychological horror movie
>all horror scenes are composed from screams and blood splatters

>>38084377
basic life: the movie

>>38084335
>character goes the whole movie without pooping

kek

>nigger dude helps whites in some STEM-related field

>fight between 1 char and multiple bad guys
>the gang up just goes one at a time

there is literally millions of liveleaks and world star videos showing how street fights go and it isn't 1 at a time. fucking video games don't even do this anymore.

>>38084273

yeah very much like the selfless fish-girl needed to motivate a grouchy fish (and his son) into finding her family

or the selfless bunny needed to motivate a narcissistic fox into saving a multicultural utopia

or the selfless princess needed to motivate a ruffian ice harvester into saving her sister/kingdom

...not that all of the movies are bad (and i haven't seen any other recent disney movies so maybe they aren't all like this), but they've usually got the same gender dynamics these days

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>>38083605
>character who is very into comic books, star wars or anime is depicted as very intelligent

>>38084486
>fucking video games don't even do this anymore.

That's because you'd lose the moment you get in a fight and the casuals will whine because they can't just one button beat everyone or can't button mash everyone dead which results in them giving the game bad reviews.

>>38084328
>>>irl people just ignore you.
I wish

>roastie is about to get raped
>another chad or roastie pops up from nowhere and kills the rapist in the last minute before the rape

that shit makes my blood boil

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>Protagonist is supposed to be a loser
>has 1-3 girls interested
>Multiple friends
>cool mentor
>Parents are supportive
>Is later discovered to be the "chosen one" or some analogous title
>Good looking
>Courageous
>Loyal
>always gets the power up at the right time to beat the villian

So relateable, I give it a 10/10

>character has everything going for him
>he's meant to be relatable because he's "depressed" about some airy fairy thing

>>38084486
dynasty warriors still does

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>>38084760
>the sad pathetic loser ultimately gets a happy ending through the power of just beeing himself

>>38084713

holy shit v for vendetta

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>>38084833
>being yourself makes you good looking

>>38083605
>live the life of a "movie" loser
>22, dead end job, good looking, have friends, no girlfriend but successful with women

It's one thing to be a loser, but thats not what you guys are. You guys are absolute fucking pariahs

>>38084886
Hello baito-san

>Protagonist is a lazy sack of shit, unable to commit to anything
>portrayed as "chill" and "cool" dude

>Character is supposed to be a hacker
>Has muscle definition
>Character is supposed to be a loner
>Fucks a woman routinely
>Character is supposed to be mentally unstable
>Does babby drugs and sleeps with his dealer

Mr. Robot is shit.

>>38085091
chill and cool because he's a walking corpse

>>38085208
you, yes, you sir, you won the internetz

+100

>>38085203
normies like it when movies are sprinkled with a bit of fantasy.
they dont want to see a realistic movie.

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>>38083605
>Female character is absolutely horrible
>Gets redeemed

>Character has psychic powers
>doesn't instantly squish everyone's brain

>Chad character contributes almost nothing to plot
>Still ends up with girl

Fuck Stranger Things for all of these

>>38085250
don't mock me, faggot

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>female characteer thinks every problem can be solved by killing a single person
>Everyone is trying to tell her life and people are more complicated
>final scene is where she kills the man and realizes the bad guys are still continuing what they are doing
>moment of revelation
>literally 3 seconds later the bad guy who was talked about but never showed up, shows up
>apparently HAS been the reason for everything bad
>main heroin kills him
>bad guys look like they are baked and now start hugging each other in front of the enemy
>the whole war ends
>the whole theme and message of the entire movie was contradicted within 5 minutes of fighting.

just fuck everything about wonder woman. absolutely everything, just fuck whoever made that piece of shit, it was literally my last straw for anything DC and I'm through with them.

>>38085553
>wonder woman
>watching a movie where lead actor got her role through jewish nepotism.

>intelligent, smart, cute whore meets perfect guy
>ends in marriage

>main character is a wasted idiotic neet hikikomori
>smart lovely pretty qt3.14, being niece of a Jehowa's Witness, decides to save him at any cost
>eventually start dating

>>38085657
welcome to the nhk is great. eat shit

>>38083887
>implying that doesn't happen
I have a fembot friend, and she was bullied by other girl, causing her to /homeschooled/
fuck off nigger faggot

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>>38085685
>Just beeing yourself will reward you a real female who loves you =)
Nice message but go fuck yourself, normalfag

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>>38085624
>they have a kid together
>few years later the guy finds out about her past as a whore
>he wants a divorce
>ends up not divorcing because he loves his son
>then somehow he ends up falling in love with her all over again
>"happy end."

>manic killer
>living in a perfect condo
>not the slightest hint of dust anywhere
>plays a Stradivari violin
>a wasted abused prostitute falls in love for him

>>38085725
>he thinks "fembot" is a real term
lurk more faggot

>>38085657
>wonder woman

The manga makes it more apparent that Misaki is damaged as fuck and not the stereotypical pure waifu.

>>38083605
>character is extremely poor
>has a perfect white smile

>>38085775
whatever, doesn't mean females aren't robots, faggot

>mc gets owned by local chad and can't into his oneitis
>discovers a chad burried in a dirt
>dirt chad owns local chad
>at the end, the girl gets with the mc

>>38085845
>can get laid at will
>robot

>>38085845
they literally aren't, hence lurk more because you don't actually know a robot is yet

>>38084760
Percy Jackson and the lightning thief?

>>38085910
>having thing a group of people want
>they're willing to lots for thing
>if I give one of them thing, they won't care about me as much
>one of them says I can't be miserable because the group wants thing, and I can give thing
>however, if I give thing, I'll be useless in their eyes, and they won't care about me
what do

>implying sex is all that there is regarding robothood

>>38085992
>muh arbitrary definitions that change based on innate perceptions and memes
k, lard, I bet you're proud to be a loser

>>38086019
>muh getting uppity and obstinate as a defense mechanism because you know you look dumb
just lurk more dude, seriously

>Main character loser gains super powers and doesn't use them to take revenge against normies who shit on him in daily life.

>Main character loser who gets shit on in life gains super powers and decides to be a super hero to protect the very same people who at best don't give a fuck about him and at worst make his life shit.

>>38085553
I have to say that was by far the worst movie I've ever seen and it made me hate United States of America even more

>>38086048
You're right, you're a real robot, tell us more senpay, I respect you for your seniority in these troublesome path.

>>38086082

You two should of know what you were getting into when you saw Zack wrote this piece of shit too.

Hope you guy's kept your self respect and didn't pay to see it.

>>38086058
need to please those goodie christian boys

>>38083605
I just saw this trailer

sorta triggered me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvxNaSIB_WI

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>gun has infinite ammo and no recoil

>>38083820
Every movie has a sex scene. It bothers the shit out of me.

>>38086246
the idea for a death note movie is not so bad and a few scenes they showed in there look a but interesting but there's way too many awkward or cringy shit out in there like the protagonist's dumb hair, those cheap and ugly text transitions, voice acting is a bit off at times, doesn't sound natural.. must be some fucking budget college made movie

>>38086246

>+black friend
>+female love interest
>+MC "nerd" who gets beat up

it's been a while since i've seen the anime, but wasn't there no love interest? or friend helping him? with the exception of that random chick? and wasn't he highly respected by his peers?

>>38086425
yes my thoughts exactly. Fucking normies ruining everything man

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>>38086425
>black friend
that's suppose to be L

>>38086310
Same. I wish there was just one movie out there that I could relate to that's not made for insulting virgins.

>>38086476

...what the fuck

originabango

>>38085741
That wasn't the message of the show and you know it, brainlet.

>>38086507
what was the message of the show?

>>38086476
will you be my gf?

I am extrememlymmymy orgiinal

>>38083605
>impossible situation, no way out
>retarded as fuck ex machina saves the day

>>38086612
why do you think im a girl

>>38085998
Not even sure what the fuck you're implying by the first half. That we won't like women if they're a nonvirgins?
Who cares what we like? 98% of society gives no shits if a girl is a virgin.

And yes, sexual/romantic history is the large, LARGE majority of what constitutes robothood. Nonvirgins cannot ever be robots, period. Only failed normies. Hell, even if you've ever been sexually desired you're not a robot, meaning no women can be robots since all can get sex easily. To be a robot you have to be MALE and KHV, period.

>>38086638
because you are qt.

wink wink

>>38086019
>>38085845
>>38085725
Sure smells like summer in here

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>>38086651
but im not a girl desu desu

>>38086670
w-what ;___;

do you have contact?

>>38086667
>summer traffic doesn't increased much
>t . moot

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>>38086710
i told you, im not a girl. why do you want my contact?

>>38083921
a.k.a autism

>>38084713
Sounds like Thelma and Louise

>>38086739
p-please be my gf onegai

>>38084042
but where are they filming?

>>38086642
>first half
>moving the goalposts

Well, I'm still a robot even though I've lost my virginity.
The arbtrary requirements are retarded.

>>38086552
Did you read the afterword of the novel? There is no pure Misaki, and even if there was she would be just a shitty, damaged scumbag. There's no escape from the hikki attitude as even if you get a job it's still miserable and depressing just with the added bonus of you being able to eat and survive, and the author knows this from experience, considering he's still a NEET living off of royalties to this day.

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>>38086766
im really not a girl, anon. i swear

>>38086815
w-will you still give contact? we can be friends right?

>>38083777
777 has spoken

>>38086114
you were just told to lurk more, that is what you need to do

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>>38086829
i cant be intimate with people

>>38086901
thats so cute anon. I just want to be your friend though.

>>38084541
I don't get this. There is even a ultra popular normie serial the big bang theory where that is all the fucking movie is about. My irl cancerous anime friends are borderline retarded

>>38086859
Yes, I love doing what people on the internet tell me to do.

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>>38085998
FUCKING SUMMERFAGS FUCK OFF

>>38084825
What are you smoking?

originelerich

>>38086954
yeah you go bro, show that normie outta here hahaa amirite

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>>38086908
im sorry, but i cant. i just feel so uncomfortable talking to people personally.
besides, im really boring anyways

>>38086798
You're a fucking piece of shit worthless normie like the rest of them.

>>38086947
is this the normalfag's sarcasm defense mechanism? how come people like you don't just own up to your flaws and try to improve

>>38086978
the small soldiers always attack in groups.

>>38087084
[email protected] email me

>>38083777
>movie with unattractive people
>they're actually attractive

>>38083921
I think you imagined that movie faggot.

>>38083955
Holy shit this. It makes foreigners of murika think that life is fucken great here because of rich people misrepresenting shit via hollywood.

>>38085809

Misaki is a bit damaged but way less tha Satoufag

>>38084335
Movies are only like two hours long though autist. They leave alot of shit out.

>>38084397
>jump scare movies
I wish people would get fired, or abduct people that like these movies and put them in bdsm scenes to get that shit out of their systems.

>>38086310
me as well.

thanks, Jewollywood.

>>38084842
>burn victim with no eyes
>chad

>>38085203
Mr. Faggot is for people who slap their own ass while masturbating

>>38084335
>characters gets out from car
>doesnt lock it

>cute girl gets raped
>our hero awakens and avenges
>hero eventually kisses her (aka gets access to her rekt vagogo)

why can't they start dating before the rape action?
>because the movie implies that a Stacey can only get normal after some good rape

itt: Jews movies about goyim

>detective Fat Nigger shouts at whites

>>38085203
I couldn't even the first episode.
>social anxiety
>confront man that might be about to shoot his way out in a high stress situation
>supposed to be smart
>hacker with a job (to make it more politically correct)
>first episode after paydo (even more politically correct)
>implying abnormafaggots would even behave this way
>implying they wouldn't thieve, implying freaking out over paydo vids, be uggo, and actually antisocial rather than confront people all brave and shit
>>38085264
This of course.

>>38085553
>watching that movie
You deserved it faggot.

>main character does things "his own way" and get results

inb4 harry potter
inb4 typical action movies "some american hero saves the planet"

>>38085685
No fuck you it was unrealistic as shit. You miss the point of the thread and knee jerk reaction liking that movie the same way you autists rave about Serial Experiments Lain.

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>nazi character is either a faggot or the most cruel of the supervillains

>>38087453
>it was unrealistic as shit
why does it have to be realistic to be good?

>>38086667
It smells like irony to me if you're too retarded to not realise that they do get bullied. You might not be summer, but they're apparently wise in their years in comparison to you entitled (((autists)))

t. twenty eight year old

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>>38087453
>>38087473

Lain is a monstruos piece of shit like pic related.

autists like it only because cute shorthaired girl goes on full autismo daydreaming

>>38087503
i also agree lain is shit, but nhk is great.

>gay character, when nothing of the movie would change if he was straight

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>>38086247
>gun(s) already cocked
>they're cocking them/it again

>impressively smart 7-8yo kid or girl

>>38087557
>wheels screeching every fucking time they stop the car or turn wheels
>stealing a random perfect car and turning on engine in less than 15 seconds
>and always one with a full tank

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>>38087473
>>you miss the point of the thread

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>always a sunny shiny day when the main characters arrive somewhere

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>>38087503
2deep4u, it seems :^)

>>38087640
i dont care what the thread's about. im still defending the show

>>38087655
Not him but the orginal one to insult it; it has no plot, and was primarily famous for turning, albeit subtly turning on, closet pedophiles that want to relate to an underage ban female with emotional problems, and feel okay about it because she is intelligent, and special, not like the other ones. Or was there some other point to the thing? What kind of little girl watches this?

>inb4 welcome to nippon

The show had no point so feel free to miss mine.

>random loser finds out some gigantic artifact (super robot, super car, super giant fortress...)
>turns out he was the only son of one of the best engineers on the Earth
>turns out he can manage the thing by itself after a few seconds of quick browsing the instruction manual

Every fucking horror movie ever made that normies fucking love
>white female mc
>hides in stupid places instead of hiding
>doesn't carry a weapon when there's a cavalcade of knives in every kitchen ever
>trips over everything
>cops never show up until the very end

Honestly all horror movies are garbage and inferior to horror video games
Part of being scared is being immersed, you can't do that when you get pissed and question every decision the mc makes

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>character goes to toilet
>has no blood in his stool

What the fuck?

>>38087758
Instead of running away*

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>>38084397
>horror movie
>movie poster has a girl with white eyes without pupils, everything has a "dirty" grainy texture applied on, and the movie logo is written with scratchy font
>name of the movie is one word ie. Hide, Run, Murk, Scrum, Scum, Deep, Hurt, Mark, Fort, etc.

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>>38087185
>>38087084
faggots stop poluting the thread

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>supposed ultra hacker computer genius
>has visible abs and tan
>looks like a male model

>>38087758
>has a chance to get out
>goes back in to do something
always triggered me

>WKBxr good and evil has a very fine line, antagonist doesn't have purpose

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>"You know how to fly a helicopter?"
>"I know a lot of things. ;) ;) ;)"

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>>38087388
>buddy cop movie
>black urban cop and white by-the-book cop
>black cop is constantly making racist remarks towards da whidey
>white cop just takes the insults
>white cop says something slightly racist towards the black cop
>black cop chimps out

>>38083605
>it's always about shaming white people and showing white people as the devil
>while all the good goys I mean guys are all jews and liberal fucks.

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>it's a bag of diamonds and bag of dirty laundry accidentally switching owners and the original owners of the diamonds -who also happen to be diamond robbers- are stealthily trying to take their diamonds back without anybody noticing episode/movie

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>>38085725
>I have a fembot friend
Su-su-summertime, summertime sadness

>>38087704
>it has no plot
In what way? Reading between the lines can reveal quite a bit of depth to the plot of the show, if you look past the unreliable narrator and the non-linear structure of the show. Even then, plot isn't everything and it certainly doesn't necessarily need to be present to make a good anime, just look no further than Angel's Egg, for example which conveys lots of deeper themes and emotions through symbolism without having a clear, or even existent plot.
>was primarily famous for turning, albeit subtly turning on, closet pedophiles that want to relate to an underage ban female with emotional problems
I don't see how something external like that can affect the quality of the show itself
>The show had no point
Does it need to? It is ultimately entertainment, and it could be said about all forms of entertainment that they're just a waste of time with no point.

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>gay character is never wrong and gets out of any situation without any consequences

>badguys (or cops) in a car near a house
>noone notices
>taking pics with a camera and a wideangle lens
>seem like supertelephoto in perfect light quality
>yet noone notices
>almost no people passing by, and the ones passing by do not notice them
>eventually gunshots happen

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>we need to get pass the firewall in order to obtain the data
>WOAH WOAH WOAH, in ENGLISH, doc!

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>>38083605
Different than most of the answers here, and more common in kids movies, but
>*character says the word "duty"
>shitty comic relief character- "HAHAHA U SAID DUTY XDDDDDDD
shit was never funny and always pissed me off, even as a kid.

>alleged terrorists on a plane
>destroy twin towers
>melted down steel structures
>passport found without a single scratch
>19 terrorists identified in 48 hours
>military grade anthrax sent to a few opposition deputies
>wtc6 collapses without being hit

wtf, dudes

>>38088015
>>I don't see how something external like that can affect the quality of the show itself
So you confess that it was little more than a breath of fresh air for the typical pedo-tier show that nips like to see?

Not even mad at the pedos, just hate people liking that show without mentioning the fact that it is about a thirteen year old running around in a five-year-old tier bear costume, and we're all pretending that the reason that we liked it is because we found solace on the internet as dweebs? I mean really?

The show's surreal, and was meant to turn on creeps that sit on the interweb all day, with a middle schooler hacker, depressed and odd as such weirdos, that wears a toddler's bear fucking costume??

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>girl character in high school
>wears jeans, 80s metal t-shirts, and over sized flannel shirts
>"the outsider loner rebel geek girl"

Erry single fucking time. In real life those girls would be surrounded by orbiters of every size and shape.

>>38087159
>be me
>don't have friends
>despise normie culture
>have only laid once forreal (other times were prosties) and with another fembot (the one that was bullied into /homeschool/)
>spend 5 years on a site for people like me
>mfw the same people who would lose their virginity in a hearbeat condme me for losing it

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>character is intelligent
>uses big words for no reason

>>38088082
People are realistically that stupid though but:
>>enhance
>two people typing on the same keyboard
>>jus' gib me like five minutes
Ree about that illogically unrealistic shit.

>>38088167
>literally been laid twice
>doesn't think he's a normalfag just because he doesn't "like" being a normalfag

>>38087167
You'd be insane if you thought that I'd do what some nigger on a site told me to do.

>own up to your flaws and try to improve
I'm trying, but your definition of flaws is not being like you, a miserable virgin on a site

>terrorists hit London, Paris, Madrid

>Italy has the worst security infrastructure, an unstoppable invasion of uncontrolled mooslems, the most scared people, and the most rich list of historical and political and religious targets (and most of the things in Louvre and English museums was actually made in Italy and stolen by Napoleon and others)

>yet "terrorists" hit London, Paris, Madrid

"Islamic terrorism" is just your usual shitty Jewollywood movie.

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>hacker can do _anything_ with his computer
>move a crane to crush some car? sure thing! is the crane even connected to internet? who the fuck cares! hackers!

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>>38087352
>character takes a cab
>immediately leaves the cab when he arrives at the destination instead of handling the cab driver money and waiting for change

>>38088116
>do do something
That one used to piss me off. People have such shit grammar, and think it's funny to say do twice.

But seeing as how the word duty pisses you off, I bet you support your military dontcha? Or should I say, politically correct cold blooded murderers?

>>38088198
>muh arbitrary definition
lmao you're the same guy who participates in ideal gf and is always about "tfw when no gf"

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>main character cracks a 512bit RSA key in a few minutes using only a computer keyboard while gets sex action

>

>>38088198
>thinking getting sex once or twice in your life cures mental illness
Stop your tumblr war tier oppression war bullshit.

>NASA computers display messages at 300 baud speed

>>38088001
I introduced her to the site.
She dumped me beacuse I'm a chad in her own words. It's true, I alwasy am about le pure grills and muh morals, but I only used her for sex.
A thing you'd do if you could get away with it.

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>>38083605
>characters can't stop making quips or pointing out the absurdity of everything because the writer is afraid of looking like they're sincere

>every fucking datacenter is readily accessible from the internetsss in a matter of seconds

>and then show a 90% 95% 98% 99% prompt while "downloading" some bomb/virus/secret document

>>38088255
>muh anxiety
kek I bet you relate to bojack horseman too faggot

>>38088302
Nobody said shit about anxiety.

Using myself as an example, I've been laid one and a half times and am twenty eight.

>live with parents
>aged out of foster care
>never worked before
>neet
>no friends, not even internet

But I'm, like, totally normal because someone had me as their bj in HS ten years ago, and some random girl gave me a BJ once five years ago, right?

Also I'm a militant agnostic.

Also also, I'm posting here on a saturday night, check your bullshit kid.

>>38088116
Building brown bricks with minecrap is the most fun you could possibly have while playing on an app.

>>38088346
bf in hs*

>>38088231
>if a definition is somewhat vague or arbitrary it's malleable to whatever definition I want
Nah man, it just means the exact details aren't fixed but it reflects a particular scope. In this case it's pretty much universally agreed upon that being a virgin is a prerequiste for being a robot. Obviously there are a minority detractors who don't like that because they see being a robot as a special club and hate being the "normies", but that's just a manifestation of their own ironically normalfaggy special snowflakeness.

>>38088302
You belong on tumblr.

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>8/10 Stacey is depicted as a sad lonely college girl without any friends not even orbiters

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>it is 2011
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUUUUSE TONIGHT

>>38088346
Nobody cares that you're a lazy normalfag who couldn't be fucked to make better with his circumstance because of meme disease, you're a failed normalfag at best.
>Also I'm a militant agnostic.
Why do you feel the need to mention this, it's totally irrelevant.

>>38083777
>>38087190

hollywood ugly

>>38083605
Race is all screwed up, black female judge, white rapist murderer.

Asian women being depicted as human beings with human emotions.

Women being depicted as knowing what to do in given situations, while guys are just a bunch of idiots.

Youth and their wild dreams being depicted as possible and something to strive for.

Elderly and their pesimistic attitudes being depicted as a negative thing.

>>38088403
>please respect my special self-defined label
no anon you are the tumblr

>>38088398
Ok, I admit, I'm not a robot, I'll just call myself an omega, because it reflects that I don't like normalfaggotry that betas and alphas do.

>>38085273
Stranger Things was at least realistic for having Stacy end up with Chad despite his cunty behavior.

>>38088160
>So you confess that it was little more than a breath of fresh air for the typical pedo-tier show that nips like to see?
Sure, I won't deny there was fanservice present in Lain, and although I'm not too familiar with the standard of 1998 lolibait anime I'm sure it was executed much more subtly and tastefully here.
>The show's surreal, and was meant to turn on creeps (...)
Even though it might have been part of the reason why people like it, I don't believe that lain is the main reason that so many do, and I think if it was their intention to create a show that pandered specifically to that demographic and existed solely to turn them on then there would have been a much easier way to go about it. do you really think that stuff like the bearsuit was present at the earliest stages of the creators envisioning the concept for the show? I think ABe obviously just likes his moe girls, evidenced by Ran, Rakka etc in his other shows. Either way I don't think that the addition of cute girls really detracts from the anime in a meaningful way, though I won't deny that there are people who do the things that you said.

>>38088346
>Also also, I'm posting here on a saturday night
even normies dont go out every single saturday. that doesnt mean anything

>>38088490
when did I ever ask that?

>>38088490
>>please respect my special self defined label
Are you ironically greening yourself there faggotshit?
>>38088456
I could say the same about you. Just go be yourself out there anon and you'll not get laid anymore than I do, but you might once or fucking twice, whereas the normalfaggots actually get laid once per month at least, and that's when they're not in a relationship, if you actually talked to them before you'd know that the line aint that fine in between cyborg and blatent normafagottry. And yes, cyborg, fuck your failed black and white thinking that tells you to call me a failed normalfaggot, becasue you failed too.... unless you never tried in which case who are you calling lazy? Check and m8.

>agnostic aint relevant

Over 70 percent of muirka is christfaggot. And most of the world beleives in SOMETHING, it's NORMAL TO HAVE faith. I don't. I am the one percent.

>>38085998
OOOOOHHH POOOR YOUUUU!!!!!
(sarcastic)

>>38083921
>qtpi falls in love with chad
ftfy

>>38088654
>(sarcastic)
>>>/reddit/

>>38088675
You go to reddit, and take your estrogen with you.

>>38088612
>Over 70 percent of muirka is christfaggot. And most of the world beleives in SOMETHING, it's NORMAL TO HAVE faith. I don't. I am the one percent.
you're really out of the loop if you think agnosticism is some edgy thing

>>38088612
>I could say the same about you. Just go be yourself out there anon and you'll not get laid anymore than I do, but you might once or fucking twice, whereas the normalfaggots actually get laid once per month at least, and that's when they're not in a relationship, if you actually talked to them before you'd know that the line aint that fine in between cyborg and blatent normafagottry. And yes, cyborg, fuck your failed black and white thinking that tells you to call me a failed normalfaggot, becasue you failed too.... unless you never tried in which case who are you calling lazy? Check and m8.
What a weird tirade, stop being so upset about your obvious normalfaggotry. You don't appreciate it due to the closed mindedness your intrinsically normalfag view has caused. You need to grow up a bit and see more of other people's perspectives before getting so defensive my man, it's just a simple fact that you are a normalfag and that fembots do not exist. That's why you should lurk more, so you can better acclimatize to the culture and lingo.

>>38083605
AHS is great

>>38088775
And me aging out of foster care on top of everything else I typed doesn't def tip me over the scales onto abnormal? It's like with you guys's black and white thinking, there's only one type of illness in the whole world, huh.
>>38088878
A, you never tried and are lazy. B, you did try, and failed. C, you have social anxiety yourself. This isn't a weird tirade, it's me trapping you into realizing that you're illogically telling someone that sex is all it takes to be normal in life. It's a retarded standard. Black and white thinking is a main part of this websites actual mental illness, not virginity.

And if you recall, twenty eight here. Don't telll me to grow up when there's a seventy five percent chance you're stil in HS, based on our polls here. Literally you are the one that cannot into other's perspectives due to the tumblre oppression war tier entitled black and white thinking game that you people play over virginiy. It kills conversation, and makes this place too much of an ecochamber, but then you guys think that's the rest of the internet and you're somehow enlightened by repeating bigoted memes.

>>38088206
Watch dogs is a game not a movie, anon

>>38083887
A friend's sister was bullied badly, so now she has zero self esteem and lives in a little fragile bubble. I feel sorry for her, but can't help.

>>38088199
Damn, the
> "You can't make me! You can't make me!"
defense

Does this normalfaggot sociopath actually think anyone takes him seriously?

>>38088206
Fucking Independence Day, man, they just upload a virus into a fucking alien spaceship and it fucks their entire invasion up.

>>38087472

Wtf would you expect?
The nazis were fags.

>>38086310
>watching Wreck it Ralph
>that scene where Ralph ties vanellope down and just starts fucking her
EVERY FUCKING TIME, GODDAMMIT HOLLYWOOD NOT EVERYONE IS NOT A VIRGIN

>black people
this shits the worst tbqh

>>38088199
the flaws in this case are refusing to understand the board culture and make positive contributions, instead choosing to act like the equivalent of an indignant psychotic

>>38089047
>And me aging out of foster care on top of everything else I typed doesn't def tip me over the scales onto abnormal? It's like with you guys's black and white thinking, there's only one type of illness in the whole world, huh.
don't type like a nigger, agnosticism is just wholly mundane

>>38089287
>positive contributions on /r9k/
Not him, but what?

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>>38083605

>Watch a drama film
>Sex scene/making out
>Watch a horror
>Sex scene/making out
>Watch scifi
>Sex scene/making out
>Watch an adventure film
>Sex scene/making out
>Watch a fantasy film
>Sex scene/making out
>Watch a war film
>Sex scene/making out
>Watch a thriller
>Sex scene/making out
>Watch comedy
>Sex scene/making out
>Watch a documentary
>Sex scene/making out
>Watch a biographical film
>Sex scene/making out
>Watch an art film
>Sex scene/making out
>Watch black comedy
>Sex scene/making out
>Watch a western
>Sex scene/making out

It's like normies just want to rub it in.
At this point >Sex scene/making out is unnecessary filler, it doesn't add to the plot in any way and just forces the "romance" meme down our throats.

> what started out strong as a good thread, the first 1/3rd of it being solidly original, relevant replies
> rapidly breaks down to a pissing fest of lesbians and lesser chads arguing that having sex doesn't disqualify them from being robots
> not even realizing the behavior of derailing a thread with their narcissistic sexuality is completely arobotual

It's not just summer, this has long been happening, why does it happen? Why would any non-robot demand to be treated like robots? Why try to butt into a culture and mindset you don't understand? This isn't yoga- it's not a good thing- you don't WANT to be robots. None of us WANTED to grow up and become something disgusting to all women on the planet.

Just contribute to the thread, retards. Cool, you've had endless girlfriends and it's somehow relevant to your story... then just say the fucking story and be done with it

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>peep show most robotic thing on normievision
>jeremy is chad
>mark has a child, his own flat, a job and fucks sophie, dobbie, that goth girl and april
>hes held up as being a massive loser

>>38089369
>It's like normies just want to rub it in
You mean "jam it in".

>>38089047
28 is not too late to grow, but unfortunately you seem to be incapable of higher understanding and truly integrating the perspectives of others into your worldview. You have become stifled by an internal drive to feel you are special due to superficial circumstance. You lash out emotionally when denied the right to be special. It is simply because you are incapable of a truly holistic and balanced mindset. The fact that you refuse to understand the board but would rather see it shaped into something you find more palatable is a major symptom of this mental block. Sadly you will never truly be able to appreciate the deep spiritual discussion that permeates the fabric of truly robotic discourse for you are a normalfag and it is orthogonal to your span of compression.

>>38089351

This board acts as a refuge for robots.

>>38089400
at least every girl he fucks is absolute trash as person

>>38089476
>not too old to grow up
Fuck off and I stopped reading there.
>>38089316
(You).

>>38086798
>Well, I'm still a robot even though I've lost my virginity.

That's like saying you're black even though you were born white.

>>38089400
He is pretty old, so its expected for him to have some success.

I hated the last season.

>>38089505

sophie was repugnant, but dobbie was great, mark was just far too much of a sperg and she got wierded out

>multiple couples in the film
>every single one is race-mixed or non-hetero
What do they mean by this

>movie shows a scene of a character doing something shitty (and unrelated to the plot) right before they get killed in order to justify the killing to the audience

Much more impact when people die without some shallow justification

>>38089593
dobbie was an unlikable hussie

>>38088346

>Find a job
>move out

What the fuck are you even complaining about normalfag.
You're a fucking normie, a lazy one aswell.

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>>38088295
>>38088206
God damn it it isn't the internet. Look up what a fucking "intranet" and "extranet" is. Quit trying to get mad at shit you think you understand to sound smart.

>>38089849
>no werk history
>twenty eight
Yeah, just find a job and move out no less, with the predetermined average of 900 per month, before taxes, that most starting out make, when most states average rent is a thousand dollars a month. Sure thing.

>>38090479

rent a 1 bed apartment/studio?
By not doing anything you're only making matters worse.

>>38087534
Isn't that preferable? If the whole plot revolved around his token gayness it would be way worse.

>>38088466
Holy shit, imagine being a robot growing up in Hollywood. I'd kill myself so fast.

NO ARCHIVE DON'T DO IT

Could you fuckers make out somwhere else? We are talking about movies here.
FUCKING GO

>>38088275
>A thing you'd do if you could get away with it.

The anthem of every shitty human

>the """robots""" aren't white, but are smart
>the normies are white and stupid
Is this why /r9k/ hates white people?

Pol and losers(redundant I know) ruin yet another decent thread. In before hitler did nothing wrong.

>>38093455
R9k is mostly white you brainwashed idiot. You've fallen for bait if not bait yourself.

>>38083605
For real though, stories are defined a lot by character interactions. Focusing on a actual loser who literally has no meaningfully positive or even any relationship with other characters is more of a solipsistic narrative where we look at bitter and ultimately repetitive thoughts spiraling into eventual suicide or purposeless death.
So far, I haven't found any kind of movie like that. I mean, fuck, even neets in anime need to interact with other people.
Any suggestions for a story that focuses on the idealized asocial 'loser' without being a complete fucking mess of embarrassing moments played back to back and endless internal monologue?
I guess maybe if that loser had an imaginary friend, at least then they'd have meaningful interactions with one another. That would be the most realistic social interaction a stereotypical robot would likely get anyway outside of fellow autists suddenly appearing out of nowhere.

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>main geek nerd character has a crush on normie girl
>geek nerd character has known his crush since they were children
>the normie girl is dating an abusive chad
>the chad is a medical school student, complete jock, and a sociopathic bully
>torments the main geek nerd character in front of the normie girl
>normie girl thinks nothing of this, maybe says something like "live him alone chad" but that's it
>main geek nerd thinks the girl is the best girl in the world even though there's clearly something wrong with her if she wants to be with bully chad

What the fuck's with this shit trope? It happens in many movies. One of them is the Sam Raimi's Spider-Man. Why would Peter be even interested in MJ if she clearly wants to associate herself with bullies? Better yet, why would MJ want to be with someone who takes pleasure in hurting others?

>>38084042
>film is taking place in Paris
>the Eiffel tower is seen from every window and street corner

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>movie takes place in europe
>there are white people on the streets

>>38085203
the roast dies anyway senpai

>>38096599

I heard they empowered mary jane in the spiderman movies and only ditched the jerk when she found out he was spiderman.

>>38090808
>faggot detected
obiginal cobment

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>parents send kids away for summer vacation on some distant relative
>kids say something like "this is going to be the worst summer ever"
>enter talking robot, monkey, diamond thief, doppelganger, aliens, etc. and let the wacky situations ensue
>kids before leaving the distant relative: "this was the best summer ever!"

>a problem would be easily solved if a character would be simply killed
>no one concerned by the problem kills him despite multiple chances

>mc is supposed to be a shy and introverted loser
>is intelligent
>has at least one male friend and one attractive female friend
>a decent home and job
>a nice car
>nice clothes
>enough money to regularly eat out and go to parties
>is not a virgin at least by the time the movie ends

Oh boy here we go.
1.
>Military in movie
>Always unreasonable
>Excessively violent
>Always in the wrong
>General is just a General Ripper or worse
>Aliens/Monsters just misunderstood
>Peaceful solution and coexistence saves the day
2.
>Violent gang in movie
>They're all white
>Cops/Family/Whatever is fighting them is all the colors of the rainbow
3.
>Evil guys are all whie
>No females either
>Heroes are all colors of the rainbow and genders they can think up
4.
>Terrorists blow up something/someone like the white house
>Military, police, law enforcement etc immediatly go after muslims and other minorities
>Turns out the terrorists were white or it was a setup by evil conservatives
Designated Survivor is a great example but it seems that every goddamn movie with terrorists has them be some white nationalist group, evil conservatives, some corporations in it for the profit (always a western one) etc.

>>38087608
>a perfect car
>usually a beautiful classic or some very expensive brand new model
>gets destroyed in the movie

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>>38097337
Have you seen the movie called The Siege (1998)? It's a movie made years before 9/11, and it's a movie about islamic terror attacks in New York. Of course one of the main characters is a muslim, and the whole movie is like
>dindu nuffin
>religon of peace!
>nothing to do with islam!
>islamophobia!
>"oh yeah? you think I'm a terrorist because I support violent religion? oooh yeah, yeah, blame the sandnigger! that's what you always do!"

>>38084842
V still used her ID to infiltrate and kill Prothero. Thus ducking over Evey for the rest of the movie.

>>38088220
I didn't know the military was supposed to run around shouting "death to sand niggers"

>>38090575
>implying you could afford any type of room to rent without waiting years to maybe get on section 8
I'm not working full time min wage for a system I don't agree with faggot, and part time would not cut it, not that anybody would even hire me to begin with, so moot points.

My only real option if I never into friends ot share expenses with, is to live in a van, but that'd take time to save up for, and what's the motive in the mean time when your current roomies (parents) would just abandoment issues you to death as soon as you get any money, and expect you to help with their expenses. It'd take so long all it'd do is up my pain tolerance, and I'd just end up being okay with being homeless, so it's all faggy options. Unless within the first month I start working part time, I get my own place, quiet, nobody telling me what to do, then working to stress me out even more cannot be worth it, not when you'll get bitched at for illegally living in a van at the end of the day.

So yeah.

>>38086058
There is a movie where the first one happens but i cant remember the name

>>38085845
By all means. They can't.
Female depression is a meme, and many ladies are falling for it.

>>38087388
>main character cop is one screw-up away from being fired

>>38088205
We probably pay terrorists organizations to not bomb us.

>>38088130
That would be too unrealistic in movie form. Wait....

>>38088130
>wtc6 collapses without being hit

it's wtc7, asshole

>>38088275
>A thing you'd do if you could get away with it.
>everybody is as big a piece of shit as I am
cope

>>38098049
Are you thinking of Megamind?

>>38086798
unless you lost it to a hooker, you're not a fucking robot. why the fuck do you insist that you're a robot? why do you want to fit in so fucking badly you fucking summerfaggot?

>tiny woman manages to beat and kill a 200 pound serial killer
>somehow is still alive after getting her head smashed against the wall

>>38091082
You would develop delusions of grandeur and go on a killing spree.

Source: elliot rodger was a hollywood robot.

>>38097558
>Opinion pinguin or whatever

>>38083605
everyone think they are losers. I can guarantee that there is someone out there who would kill to have had your childhood

>grouchy general
>'sir you cant bomb this place it's full of civilians'
>'GRRRR YOU THINK I CARE SON IM GONNA DO IT ANYWAY'
>pushes everyone aside and slams the huge red button
>mc has to stop the bomb and stop the general

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>>38085750
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>man beats his wife in movie
>This somehow makes him a bad guy

>>38099494
Holy fuck all of this
>female "action" star
>able to best Thad B Shithouse the 7 foot man-ogre through "le martial arts"
>"stunning beauty"
>Looks no more in shape then Stacey. Cardio bunny tier at most

Fuck everything about scarlett johansson. You want me to buy into the lie then at least make a little effort to satisfy my fit/buff girl fetish. Flip-kick whore has no definition

>>38083605
>Women almost never get hurt or are always perceived as badass and cunning and never get hurt, die or get humiliated for comic relief like getting a wedgie like men do all the time

>>38103261
>women is damaged on-screen
>While Male villain immediately displays psycho-sexual mother issues that compulsively drive him to be a monster

>>38100675
Sounds like Iron Giant to me

>>38084131
So like life, then?

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>it's an /r9k/ movie
>no Smug Wojak

>>38083605
makes sense. this is where normies get their idea of "loner" from.
>"im such a loner"
>has best friend

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>Something happens in the movie and the protagonist and some other person they get along with get mad at each other due to a misunderstanding
>They both mope around for half a hour instead of just trying to explain it to the other person
>They drag it on and on

COME ON

>>38084335
Made me kek harder than it should

>protagonist is incredibly lucky or at least fortunate enough to get through his/her problems with luck

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>>38087762
I did not expect something this relateable in this thread.

>>38085657
The book and manga are better than the anime, the anime is shit in the book Satou doesn't get together with misaki

>>38099494
>Hot woman is given a gun, has no idea how to use it
>1 hour later she's winning gunfights against trained henchmen and headshotting dude at 50 meters and shit