How many of you are on the autism spectrum?

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>>38083436
>no replies just me

>>38083436
definitely just you boyo

orgis

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>>38083436
I have assburgers and I fucking hate it

>>38083436
I am, but I still enjoy making fun of and teasing the greater tards
>inb4 /r9k/ autistically screeches on me

I had a diagnosis done and they determined I'm not (just ADD and depression, patrician disorders). But now doctors keep saying I'm probably autistic in my medical journals for no real reason.
Frankly the only thing I'm doing that's different now is that I'm complaining at their faults. Like changing my medication without motivation even when asked. Keeping them to their word on when I should see effect from meds and such things.

It feels like bullying frankly.
>but anon if you care so much about your antidepressants you're clearly autistic lol
I don't accept that. I read fucking studies on this shit and frankly them recommending giving me meds I explicitly don't believe in is madness. Placebo is a very big part of the effectiveness of these drugs sadly. If I don't have an ounce of trust for them or their recommendation they should give me something else and give me a new doctor.

>>38083436
I begged the doctor to fake the results so they appear normal.
He did. Thank god.

>>38084953
would originally appreciate this very much as well

>>38084150
Will you let me succ burgers from your ass?

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Is it weird that I'm on the spectrum and still use the term "autistic" as an insult?

is OCD considered autism

>>38085001
No, but avoid doing it irl if you want to look less of a tard.

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>>38085013
>tfw both autism and ocd

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>>38083436
Not autistic, but I am schizoid.
They used to think I was Aspie back in the day, so I'm sure I qualify as an honorary sperg.

>>38086212
Meme ocd or real ocd? That really sucks man.

>>38086328
Real ocd, Im fucked. My family used to make fun of me for it and I could never stay for long periods of time at peoples houses otherwise they would notice. Not that it mattered since my family decided to mention it and laugh about it during a family reunion and now everyone thinks Im crazy

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>>38083436
severe ADHD

if you weren't on the spectrum before /r9k/ you sure as hell will be afterward

>>38083436

never tested but i've always been weird with physical touch. either touching others or being touched makes me uncomfortable. that's why i'm not overly affectionate.

does that count?

>>38083436
Yes, and I get NEETbux.

>>38086377
Get NEETbux, it'll make you feel better.

>>38086429
Haha good joke my friend. Now leave. This is 18+
>>38086443
Doesn't help me. I have 10k$ saved and nothing I desire to spend it on.

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A doctor thought I could be autistic (assburgers to be specific), but another one said that I'm not.
I am definitely weird, an autist by 4chan standards, so in the end it doesn't really matter whether a doctor decides to officially diagnose me or not. I know I'm not normal and I fucking hate it because if I'm on the spectrum, it's very high functioning autism: at first glance I look normal (and I got better with time) but I can't really go beyond shallow conversations, I'm still a khhv (wizard in 3 years) and so on... I'm a cyborg, basically, and it fucking sucks.

>>38086443
I dont want neetbux tbqhwyf

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Is not looking at people eyes is autism?

>>38083436
Autism is a new idea, when I was a teen in therapy they said if I wasn't like the guy in the movie Rain Man they wouldn't diagnose autism, that quickly changed when I entered my 20s and new people came and autism became a thing, however their diagnosis still sticks.

This was 15 years ago.

No, I have chronic depression and anxiety (so, female-illness tear).

But I have a question: do you people have problems understanding people's feelings or understanding feelings in general?

>>38086492
Could be a number of things, autism is a big one though.

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Asperger's here, it's a blessing and a curse. But mainly a curse.

>>38086504
I said I had no friends or gf and the doctor said in 2002 remember that it wasn't possible and that even those playing those "machines" still had other friends that played on "machines". I said no, that's not how it works. And he thought I was crazy and diagnosed me as crazy for thinking reality, he then laer got forced to retire not because of his stance against autism or his old ideas on nerds, but the trans thing.

>>38083436

In grade 9 I read watchmen, and then walked around the hallways eating a cold can of beans right from the can. I used to put fake popeye cigarettes behind my ear in grade 10.

I think the absolute worse was when I wore a michael myers mask to high school for shits n giggles. It was like April or some shit.

I was diagnosed with aspergers when I was 8

>>38085001
I do

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Literally borderline desu

>>38086556
I've lived my life in situations where I'm forced to understand or perish so while I can't say I intuitively know why someone feels something I look at their faces and consider deeply what this face means. Then I try to infer what they're thinking by taking their point of view. Trying to figure out how they'd think about events and then conclude I don't fucking know what they're thinking so I just guess what I thought they might be feeling by answering in a rather neutral way leaning towards the idea I had. Sometimes they correct and I have to make the 'ah' sounds. An affirmation that they corrected me in some way or listen silently pretending I understood them precisely if they followed my track (metaphorically).

It's a lot of work and it's tiring.

I've taken a test and I don't fall on the spectrum, but I'm closer than most people. I think that's part of the reason why I'm only semi-robot

>>38083436
Probably most of us, I am for sure.

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>>38083436
My eyes catches others staring to me man they are 10/10 but i couldn't smile back everytime they smirk.
fuck my g7-11 fucked me really hard in the head i just want to shoot my head and die peacefully fuck this life i didn't wished for this its just suffering and ilittle bit of fun

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>>38083436
I am. I'm super silent and shy, and when I was a kid I used to be more sensitive, as I would often get into shouting matches with my elementary school teachers.

Also, never told anyone about this, but since I was like 5 and to this day, I used to take a small object, a pencil or object very similar in shape, and run around, imagining certain scenarios. Not imagine scenarios of me running around with my pencil, just imagine scenarios in my head while running. It's hard to explain. I would also play music I liked while doing this, usually fast paced/ heavy music.

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I think I am. I went to get a diagnosis but the dude just said I'm not on the spectrum, I'm just fucking retarded in social aspects. Apparently I meet almost all the requirements but (exact quote I'm not shitting you) "In my expert analysis, you have all the criteria met for being on the spectrum. However, you are not, all these problems are your anxiety manifesting. Also don't go to another doctor for an opinion, since they won't know as much as me". I guess I'm just some freak with no excuse for not having social skills.

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>>38083436
Probably up there on the spectrum to be quite honest family.

It's been like 2 years since someone pointed out to me that I never look people in the eyes when I talk to them. Ever since then I've been hyper aware of it and I try to ration the amount of eye contact I give people I'm talking to so I don't look like I'm in a stare off.
(I'm 25 by the way)

>>38084378
>not been to a doctor except dentist in 18 years
>18 years old

>>38083436
have non verbal learning disorder which has similar issues in terms of the social cue aspect. Psychiatrist referred me to somebody who specializes in autism as it's suspected

I think I might have it a bit. I got tested for it when I was a kid because a teacher thought I had it. But after a few short tests the guy said I didnt.

I was never able to play with other kids on the playground, I didnt understand how. I struggle with reading between the lines and understanding sarcasm. I hate social situations, I would rather sit in my pajamas and play mine craft, I always score high on the online tests and I often piss people off without understanding why.

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>>38088339
I used to imgagine that my pens were spaceships
do you mean that by scenarios?

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>>38083436
actual diagnosed sperg checking in
NT will never know the pain

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>all the faggots itt wishing they were autistic
keep dreaming, self diagnosed cucks. you will never ascend to autismhood

>>38083436
im diagnosed adhd but im self diagnosed in the spectrum since i cant hold eyesight.

Diagnosed with Aspergers at 14.

>Can't function that well in public
>Can hardly make eye contact
>Can hardly talk to people
>Sometimes take things literally

I've accepted myself for the most part but that's not to say I don't like it. I still wish I could be a normal person but that's never gonna happen so I've got to make the best of the hand I've been dealt

>>38089092
>>38089092
>will never have friends
>will never have gf
>will never feel any connections to other people
>will never have a normal job
>will never feel, understand or talk about emotions
>will never understand non verbal language and cues which makes up 93% of human interaction
>will never have a normal conversation
>will never succeed in anything in life

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>>38088782
Just imagine anything, really. Imagine myself as having superpowers, which I now realize typing this is one of my most common scenarios, or just imagine scenarios from franchises I like like DC, Infamous, etc. I'm not that big of a superhero fan, imo, I guess that's just the most common scenarios I like, and I guess I'd like to be cooler and have the attention of more people.

>>38083436
No, but I think when I get high it feels like autism (or what I imagine it to feel like).

>can't work out if people are being ironic or serious
>not sure how to respond in conversations because of point 1
>find every little plot hole and inconsistency in films, then obsess over them
>watch maths and physics videos on youtube because they don't have plot holes and it's more satisfying

I think that's pretty normal for being stoned, but if it's anything like autism feels then you guys have my respect for dealing with that 24/7.

>>38083436
I'm a high functioning autist. I do very well for myself though since I force myself to interact and assimilate with normal people

>>38083436
Me, it was super bad when I was 16 to 17, I was diagnosed with it when I was 17, It's kinda mild down now, but I still have my moments, 18 now. I'm hoping as I age it will get rid of this shit, but it's a nice fake mental illness to get my bux.

>>38083436
Is schizo affective still on the spectrum?

>>38089261
>I still have my moments,
I kinda want some greentext now, Anon

>>38086322
Hey same with me - were still on the spectrum though iirc

>>38089359
>>38086322
What are schizoid and schizo affective?

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>>38089359
schizo, schizoid, schizotypal and schizoaffective are not on the autism spectrum, but they may as well be

>>38089440
Are they different? I always thought that's what Americans called it

>>38086322
>>38089440
Schizoid masterrace reporting in. People want to talk to you because they think you've discovered some secret to happiness but really you just don't feel lonely, unlike them.

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Probably am because I MAKE THESE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umCi5xnMe3I

>>38089440
Schizo affective is basically a mixture of schizophrenia and bipolar/depression.
Schizoid is a ''personality disorder'' I don't really feel any emotions, have no desire to make friends or get laid, and I don't really feel lonely. Most people think I'm weird because I don't laugh at their jokes and I don't smile at them.

>>38083436
Me, I was diagnosed age 8 and got sent to a private school for autists.

>>38089373
ok for example
>buy a mic last week
>thought it was white but it was actually sliver, throw a autistic fit start swearing at my parents,
>dad trys coming in my room to ask what the matter is
>start slamming the door in his face and pushing the door against him to get him out
>hits the walls as hard as I can and whip around this nice bottle that was 15 bucks and had picture of garden of the gods colorado springs on it and destroy it
>start yelling "you fucking kikes!" as loud as I can
>this goes on for quite sometime
pretty sure that counts as autistic, maybe BPD too idk.

>>38085001
I also do this
orangutan

>>38090124
Jesus christ... Did you come to your senses and apologise for being a cunt?

>>38090258
No because I fucking hate my dad and he shouldn't of try forcing his way into my room.

>>38090258
oh forgot to say I also slit open my arm with a knife as well, not emo though.

>>38088758
You sound like you have aspergers. I never played well with kids either.

>>38090124
Wow... how old are you? I have aspergers but I haven't acted like that since I was 13. You should get some help.

>>38091550
18, I was mad about a lot of other stuff too and I reached a boiling point, I don't normally act like that but my dad does and has more then once. my mom told me I should seek help too but fuck you and my mom. and a month before that I punched my sister in the face, I feel like I'm just keep falling down the rabbithole further and further.

>>38091757
Sounds pretty normal to me to be honest, I used to be like that a lot when I was younger, at 18 it's probably a bit of BPD like you said. It's not as shocking as >>38091550 said

>>38090298
If you live in his house, he can enter your room whenever he damn-well pleases.

Grow the fuck up you autistic fuck.

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>>38092149
>If you live in his house, he can enter your room whenever he damn-well pleases.
>Cucking for your parents this hard
>Autistic fuck
>R9K
>thread about autism

>>38092149
>Parents decide to have a kid
>Parents don't like the way the kid they made acts
That sounds like tough shit to me m8
Maybe think twice before bringing a kid into your home if you can't handle the autism.

Hi olive
fuck you

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reporting

its a bad feel

>>38083436
aspergers here

Being socially awkward does not mean you are autistic. You want to see real autism? Here you go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTU8WbTbZMI

>>38085013
nahhhhhhhhhhhhh (tfw too low content comment)

Yeah. Born accidentally to parents in their late 30's. No surprise when I found out there is a correlation between advanced age of mother and high chance of developmental/neurological disorder in the child.

>>38083436
no I'm just a giant pussy

>>38094216
This is low functioning autism, it's mental retardation. Most anons in this are talking about high-functioning autism like Asperger's.

>>38094410
Same here, my mom and dad had me in their 30's and give me vaccines like the good goys they are, then homeschooled me my whole life so I'd be surprised if I didn't have autism.

>>38094216
are kike doctors really still pretending this is something other than demonic possession?

>>38086432
>sister touches me
>"don't do that"

Heh

I am but it isn't even a mild autism

I may be in some place in the spectrum, but I already have chronic depression and narcisism

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>>38083436
what do you make of this guys