I fucking hate summer. Hot as fuck, normies and those fucking

>>38082790
yeah fuck this heat nothing is enjoyable when i'm sweltering

>>38082790
Don't forget constant weed control yard work for the rural bots, because dad says the weeds can't get tall outside if you want to keep living in his house. 8 months of peaceful indoor work and tolerable shoveling/raking, but then 4 months of sweltering and filthy bullshit outside.
Also, fuck wasps.

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>can't even fucking sleep due to the heat

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>>38082790
Yes, indeed. I suffer without air conditioner.

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tell me your ideal summer day?

>>38084732
When it's raining. The weather become cold.

>>38084732
When its raining/cold as fuck so I dont have to feel bad for being inside

>>38084732
Long, mild rain to cool the air. The unique feeling that comes right before the rain falls is an additional plus.

>>38082790
>Hot as fuck

lose some weight, summer is best

>>38085709
Fuck you, I lost 50 pounds but summer still fucking blows. There is no way to get less warm once your shirt is off, but it's so easy to get less cold by adding more comfy clothes. Winter is the best season, fall is tolerable, spring is pretty from indoors, and summer is for fucking faggots.

>>38085858
>There is no way to get less warm once your shirt is off

swimming?

Also winter is great until you live somewhere with 7 months of it, count your blessings

>>38085709
Nigga, 114 is never not gonna fucking suck. I don't care if you're fat.

>>38085931

114 sounds awful but it's still better than 40

>>38085921
>swimming
>swimming while doing yard work
>swimming while hiking
>swimming while walking to work
>swimming despite being too poor to afford a pool and living nowhere near a public pool

Winter:
>cold
>put on a jacket
>still cold
>put on a hat
>now warm

I long to live in the ever-frosted wonderland of which you speak, anon.

>>38086206

for me it's more like put on coat, hat, snow pants, scarf, still cold

grass is always greener I guess

>>38086458
Well, I can't say much about that. But look at the bright side: while the globe inexorably warms, and my home is reduced to a wasteland of sand and dust, your area will probably become temperate and pleasant. I say this with the utmost sincerity, because I'm glad that those times will be a positive event for someone, even if it must be a stranger on the internet.

>>38086825

it'll probably be great before we get flooded with climate change refugees

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>>38082790
Everytime it's summer I can hear that fucking highschool musical song "it's summer time" and all those normies sperging out in the cafeteria.