>Half of 2017 is over already

Have you considered performing black magic?

I'll take the silence as a no.
I've got satanic grimoires and shit if you want em wizardbros

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>>38082585
>you will never play vanilla wow again in 2004

>>38082684
It was just trying to prepare you for annoying, illegal life styles.
Come back to church.

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>lost a shit ton of weight
>look like a new person
>going to church tomorrow
should i go?

>>38082730
God makes every day new.
Men remember, and that is sin.
It is holy to forgive.
Go to real church and receive forgiveness.

>>38082730
>>lost a shit ton of weight
What was your secret?

>get fired from shitty retail job about two months back
>treated like shit the entire seven years i was there, despite working my ass off
>unemployed for three weeks
>get job at another store
>been there for about five weeks and its much better

Not an ideal job, but it is a much better job

>>38082730
Sure. I mean, you won't be forced to keep going if you do not want to.

>>38082763
Not eating so much you stupid fuck

>it's almost the 2020s and my life basically stopped in 2002

>managed to steer my life in the right direction over 1 year
>still feel awful when I think that yet another year is almost over and that there's an uncertain future ahead

>>38082730
Sure, why not?
You won't find many robots there though, mostly just nice normies.

TICKING AWAY-

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>finally got a job this year
>made friends with coworkers
>have a plan to move out of parents' home within the next year

never too late to turn your life around robots, just try not to think about tfwnogf

>>38082950
are you a fembot?
so am I, but somehow I have like a gallon of chad semen that I can sell
it's for selling to you, to have liek 20 chad children
give me your money now

>>38082962
This is probably how I will be after college, I'm majoring in something practical, and I can usually get along well with people.
Unfortunately I want gf, then wife and kids, but it'll never happen with me as I a now, unless I become very lucky.

>>38082988
THE MOMENTS THAT MAKE UP A DULL DAYYYYYY-

>>38083048
I am a bigger music nerd than you and I will send emperor satan to feed an entire bowl of eggs into your anus forever

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>>38082730
Church is about what you bring with you, not what you receive while you're there. If you are ready to forgive you will be forgiven. If you have the capacity to love you will be loved. If you carry the Divine spirit in your heart, you will find it in the church. Whether or not you should go depends entirely on you.

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>Early 2000s are now so long ago that everything from that time is a distant memory
>Old Internet culture is dead and gone
>Even things from 2010 are beginning to feel/look old
>It's almost 2020 already

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>stopped smoking so much weed
>going out and playing golf or working out everyday I have off
>not spending all day in my apartment getting stoned and masturbating any more
>actually got some upper body definition and I biceps
>made some friends playing bar trivia, also turned a good female friend of mine into my best friend, and she told me I'm her best friend (completely platonic, she's like a sister to me that I don't want to have sex with)
>still cripplingly lonely with no gf
>still hate my job
>still not getting any responses to my job applications

2017 has been better but still pretty shitty overall

>>38083537
> My 18th birthday will be just as shit as my 17th was.
> will be
Underage

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>>38083579
>That anon was only 3 or 4 when 4chan first came out
>There are people posting here now who weren't even alive when this site was made

>how can our clocks be real if our eyes aren't real?