Would you stand or ask her to move?

i would lick her gtoes

>>38082188
If I was carrying something heavy I would ask her for the seat. Otherwise it's 50/50.

>>38082188
Assuming there are no other free seats i would stand next to her and cough loudly, if she doesn't take the hint id say "Would you mind?" if she gives me lip ill drop my backpack on her legs, after she retracts her legs i would take my seat

>walk up to her seat
>stare her down
>put my stuff on the floor
>unzips bic

>>38082227
Pretty much this, depends on how I'm feeling that day. She is kinda cute though.

>>38082188
Ask, "do you mind if I sit down? You can keep sitting like that if you want. I don't really mind."

>>38082188
No, that's sexist.

If there were other seats open, I would pick one of them. If this is the only option, I would ask her to move her legs. If she said no, I'd tell her she's being rude and ask her again. If she still doesn't move, I'd just stand there during the ride.

>>38082188
If you tell them to move using the right tone they won't question or object.
I tested this once.

>>38082293
Even normies can't say shit like that, maybe Chad could.

Depends on how long the ride is.

>>38082188
>Would you stand or ask her to move?

I'll stand. Manspreading is illegal here, and if I sit, she might accuse me of it.

I'll skip the fine, thanks.

You guys are some weak willed pussies.

Just ask her to move and never do that again since it's rude.

>>38082188
I never sit down next to women in trains or buses anyway, unless they're like old ladies and the bus is super full

>>38082188
I'd ask her to move and probably spend the whole ride angled slightly away from her because I'd feel awkward about being so close to somebody that turns me on.

That's my problem with women, I feel like I'm a big repulsive lunk responsible and for them not enjoy themselves

>>38082293
>You can keep sitting like that if you want. I don't really mind
This part makes you seem super weird. Just stick with the first question.

>>38082188
I'd tell her move your fucking feet off my seat.

>>38082471

Enjoy your assault charges for talking to a female whilst male, m8.

easiest way to get her to move is kneel down and deeply inhale her feet

get down on my knees and give her feet the sniffe

I have germaphobia so even if she moved her feet I wouldn't sit on those cheesy seats.

>>38082188
>Not slowly and deliberately starting to sit down on the seat to watch her scramble to remove her feet and bags
Betas

Stand desu

sit next to her but put her legs in your lap, duh.

>>38082188
I would ask her to move, and when she doesn't, I'll stand just close enough to make her uncomfortable while glaring at her with my mouth just barley open

After I do that, she'll move

Source: I've done this before on multiple occasions

>>38082426
>Manspreading is illegal here
Are you fucking serious?

I'd probably give her a dirty look and stand somewhere toward the back

>>38082612
>glaring at her with my mouth just barley open

Explain

>>38082676
It's a condition known as autism

The alpha-chad play here would be to lift up her legs and then sit down with her legs on your lap

>>38082707
Then you get arrested for sexual assault because you're not chad.

>>38082707
>alpha-chad approaching some semi-attractive girl
lol, that bitch is too ugly for alpha chad

>>38082707
>alpha-chad would literally be her doormat
You're one omega fuck

>>38082761
>oh no a girls body is touching me
fuck off fag

What's the name of the book she's reading?

When it comes to public transportation my priorities are (in order of importance)

1. Not getting stabbed or shot
2. Not getting robbed
3. Getting my destination sort of on time
4. Staying away from smelly/mentally ill people
5. Getting out of there as soon as possible

Anything else is a luxury. I've seen some shit. Some hood rat will happily chat with that girl soon enough

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>>38082328
What his the right tone?

>>38082293
imagining saying that to her just gave me an erection

I don't want to sit next to her so I wouldn't even acknowledge her.

>>38082188
I'd ask if she needs a leg massage. I just want to grab and rub those meaty thighs.

>>38082743
Chad has all women after him. He'll take the average girls if there's nothing better at the moment.

>>38082188
I sit on her feet with my obese unwashed ass.

>>38082188
I would say "if you let me take that seat ill let you put your feet on my lap"

Does any other picture represent white privilege as well as this picture? Could you imagine literally any other person other than a white woman doing this?

>spot her across the train
>stare until she looks up and makes eye contact
>smile then look at bashfully to the floor
>at the next stop approach
>Yes? she ask
>smile and touch the underside of her food
>"Is this seat taken beautiful"
>she blush as i sit down placing her feet on my lap
>she feels my hard penis through pants
>"You want to see the general, my dear?"
>pull out my 7" cock and recieve footjob
>she is in love with me
>impregnate and have 10/10 children

>>38082188
I don't want to sit next to her

>>38082188
I would stand. I always stand. I spend every day hunched over fuckig something for 10 hours.
Standing is fucking blessing.

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>>38082188
She's got pretty cute feet desu

I'd sniff her shoes then lick between her toes

Stand next to the seat and give a loud audible sigh and/or cough. Hope she'd get the message.

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>>38084029
Holy fuck

Government tracking down and gassing all footfags as well as their families when? This is apex degeneracy

>>38084146
There probably hindreds of men who beat their wifes and dauthers, rape them, torture them and you want goverment to spend money on eliminating people who get erction when they see feet.
Fuck logic and priorities, gas the footfags !

>>38084194
t. Buttblasted footfaggot

Wanting to sniff, lick, kiss, and fuck feet is disgusting and a fucking mental illness. I'd rather have a murderer look after my kid for a day then a footfag. And then you guys always cry because society doesn't accept your fetish but it's because footfags act like fucking freak shows as proven by this very thread.

Day of the rope soon, footfags.

>>38084325
I am not even a footfag but whatever floats your argument.

>>38082188

womanspreading, but its only men who are inconsiderate pieces of garbage.

>>38082188
I would ask her to move her feet into my mouth

>>38082188
Holy shit man, i would rape her


Original

Excuse me, can I sit there?

If she doesnt react after the second time or bitches at me Ill spoil as much as I can about the book shes reading because if shes being a petty shithead I will be one too.

>>38083160
>smile and touch the underside of her food
>"Is this seat taken beautiful"
>she blush as i sit down placing her feet on my lap
this is the most autistic part

>>38082320
Wow thats pretty beta my dude

>>38082188
>Would you stand or ask her to move?
>stand
>if she aint a cunt she will get the hint and move her shit so I can sit down.

>>38082188
I wouls say
"Excuse me can you move your legs so.i can sit"
If she disagrees i will use this
"Ma'am please atleast pretend like you were raised right and move your legs"

>>38084434
I would get help.

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>>38084466
>She puts you on blast and tells you to piss off
>You glance at the book she's reading
>It's one you know nothing about
>Look her in the eyes and she smiles and nods
>Wordlessly, you understand what you must now do
>Hang your head down in defeat and undress
>Sit down next to her feet and begin to message them
>After a few minutes she smacks you on the side of the head with her foot, eyes not leaving the pages of her book
>You begin to massage them with more vigor
>She then forces her big toe into your mouth
>You suck on it while massaging her feet with everything you've got
>Soon, she pulls her toe out of your mouth and it makes a *pop* sound as it leaves your lips
>She slowly slides the entirety of her foot into your mouth
>For the remainder of the ride, she shoves it deeper and deeper down your throat, seemingly oblivious to the gagging sounds you are producing, as well as the tears cascading down your face
>While this is happening, she's using her other foot to play with your dick, but she stops every once in a while to prevent you from cumming
>Eventually your body begins convulsing from the violent foot gagging and lack of oxygen, yet she doesn't up
>After what seems like years of torture you arrive at her stop
>She silently closes her book, puts on her flats, stands up, and glances at your pathetic heaving form on the ground
>A slight smirk flashes across her face as she says, "You can have thee seat now."
>She gets off and you never see her ever again
>Put on your clothes and glance around
>Sit down on the seat
>"Ha, I won in the end. Stupid petty shithead roastie."

>>38082188
id trip and fall down then start sniffing her feet like a dog

>>38084146
>Government
who do you think is behind all this...?

>>38082188

stand in a pervert position until she frees the seat.
then accurately sniff the area where her feet were stomping.
either she's grossed out (win!!) or she's turned on (win!!)

I'd just give her a dirty look if there were other seats available

If there weren't, I'd ask her to move not only her feet but to move and sit where her feet were since I don't want to sit where her feet just were

If she refuses to do that I'll tell her to look behind her at the next stop cuz there's a spider behind her at which point I will snatch her purse and run out of the bus. I will then take whatever cash and cards I can from her purse and gift the rest to the first homeless person I see

>tfw nigger

"Excuse me."

Then wait for her to move.

/thread

>>38084720

Are you aware of your current location?

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>>38084858
Was fapping to the image in the OP because she has hot feet and thighs and you posted this green text with perfect timing, nutted all over my chest. Thanks anon.

>>38085018
>I'd ask her to move not only her feet but to move and sit where her feet were since I don't want to sit where her feet just were

Raging homosexual alert

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>throw her bag on the floor
>push her feet off the seat

>>38085077
You mean

>Push her feet into my mouth

>>38082188
I am pretty sure that this is a dutch train

>>38085184
feet are gross and so are girls

girl feet are double gross

I'd ask if I can sit at the floor and look at her thighs.

>>38085248

Not liking girl feet is double gay

>>38082188
>you will never be shrunken down to a few inches tall and be forced to be her little pet
>she will never rub her huger feet over your tiny body
>she will never step on you when she's bored of playing with you
why even live

Why do you people like feet so much, genuine question, a lot of you seem really into her feet but I don't get it.

Stand and steal glances of her feet obviously

>>38082426
>manspreading is illegal here
spain?

you wouldn't catch me dead on public transportation. its for retards and niggers.

>>38085518
I honestly don't care about her feet, look at her fucking legs. Perfecto

>>38085518
Nice looking feet are a sign of good genes, just like a nice pair of tits.

I mean why are you asking this about foot fetishes? There's a thousand other fetishes, each more degenerate than the other.

>>38082188
>Empty train
>Walk past roastie
>Excuse me, please take your feet off the seat, it's unhygienic and inconsiderate
>Roastie looks up, ready to make a snarky comment, the side of her mouth readying a bitchy snarl
>She makes eye contact
>I'm a 6'1 bodybuilder, broad shoulders, triceps are popping, confident, dominant presence, brown eyes, shaved head
>Oh anon erm I'm... I'm sorry it's just that it's been a long-term
>Spare me the details
>Sits down next to roastie whilst removing her feet with a brush of my muscular arm
>roastie is both intimidated and aroused

This is a real genuine story, I've done this before, it's my life, don't get mad.

If it's not crowded probably sit somewhere else. If it is crowded probably ask her to move her feet and if she doesn't throw her bag on the floor and sit on her feet/legs until she moves them

>Tfw if this was a bloke in the picture it would be almost headline news

kick her shoes down the train so she has to move.

>>38082426
>Manspreading is illegal here
Canada? It's Canada, isn't it?

>>38082426
Is it specifically men who spread or just spreading in general?

>>38082188
Nobody's sitting across from her, and the photo's taken from a sitting angle.

>THERE'S A SPIDER CRAWLING UP YOUR LEG
>*jumps up out of seat*
>crouch, pretending to look for it
>subtly ease into empty seat, scooting her bag closer to her seat
>"hmm, I'll let you know if it comes back"

>>38084194
Footfaggots are less natural, more unsanitary, and more annoying on the internet.

>>38082188
VUILE HOER

>>38082188
I'd stand. She looks mean. Besides, last time I sat on the bus some homeless dude pissed one the seat and started laughing from the back of the bus when noticed. That's what I get for leaving the house.

>>38087780
Autism

I bet you think this is real smooth too

>>38082188
I'd stick her toes in my mouth, either she moves or lets me continue, win/win

>>38082188
I'd just stand real close and point at the extra seat she's selfishly occupying. As someone who has to ride public transit few things irritate me more than someone hogging seats when other people would like to sit.

Silently shaming people seems to work best.

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>>38084858
Found a higher resolution of this pic. I'm about to fap to it but I thought I should share it with my fellow footfags.

I would stand right the fuck there, hit record on my phone and pretend to be texting and it would be GLORIOUS

>>38088313
Wish I knew the bane of this goddess. Those thighs, those feet hnnnnnnng

>>38088382
*name

Oreganilo

>>38084194
Yeah, actually gas the footfags. They're all autists.
I have never seen nor met a normal footfag, they're all fucking retarded.

I would think to myself about how degenerate she is and fantasize about the day I can finally kill all the degenerates.

>>38082576
>germaphobia
How can you tell she's german?

>>38082188
I'd look for another seat...

>>38088313
You degenerates completely missed the cum that's sprayed all over her face.

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How has nobody noticed that shit on her face?

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>>38082188
>on long train ride recently
>literally it is a 5 hour train journey
>a girl is reading a book on the train and is really cute
>the book is not in English, appears to be in German
>that means she is a German qt which sounds great to me
>I really want to strike up a conversation with her
>remember that I have a few books in my bag
>however all of my books relate to mass extinctions and the history of how they happened
>interesting to me but maybe not to her
>I try and sit across from her
>take out one of my books which is this https://www.amazon.co.uk/When-Life-Nearly-Died-Extinction/dp/0500291934 about the End Permian extinction that wiped out 96% of marine life
>make sure that as I read I keep looking at her, hoping she will ask what I am reading
>she doesn't
>after like 1 hour decide to hit on her
>only thing I can think about is the End Permian mass extinction
>smile at her and loudly say 'This book is about a mass extinction that wiped out most complex life but we could still have a complex relationship haha'
>she looks over and says 'wha?'
>face goes red, say nothing, get up and walk off

god I wish I had a educated qt

i would tell her the ending of the book she reads and then just randomly begin to try to lick my own elbow because i can.

>>38088928
Doesn't look like cum desu

Should've put some on her feet too

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>>38089004

Nice job

Originalmente

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>>38089004
>however all of my books relate to mass extinctions and the history of how they happened
>take out one of my books which is this https://www.amazon.co.uk/When-Life-Nearly-Died-Extinction/dp/0500291934 about the End Permian extinction that wiped out 96% of marine life
>smile at her and loudly say 'This book is about a mass extinction that wiped out most complex life but we could still have a complex relationship haha'

I hope my autism can reach your level some time

>>38089004
You fucked up m8, should have asked what she's reading.

>>38082188
desu I prefer standing/leaning to sitting. I sit down in front of my computer too much as it is

>>38089004
Teach me your ways, my master.

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>>38089004
she was probably overwhelmed by the information

>>38087587
Don't be silly, only men can do manspreading...

>>38082534
>>38082341

It'd be weird if it were delivered poorly but, you'd get away with it if it were confident and nonchalant.

Maybe "I don't really care"
or "I don't really give a shit" gives a better description of the way I'd communicate it.

In situations like this try to raise your voice a little louder than normal just for the "do you mind if i sit down" part. Just so she definitely hears and other people around hear it as well so she feels encouraged to do the right thing. Of course not autisticly yelling but a little above conversation volume.

Maybe try to remember you're in the right and that hopefully will give you a little more confidence.

Once you're sitting down ask her what she is reading. It's probably trash so tease her about it if you want to.
Good luck anons