Fembot here. I realized how we can get rid of attention whore females on /r9k/. What if we all just say we're women when we post? Start every thread and every post with "fembot here"
>>38080178
Look at how jealous those awful cows are of a literal doll. You can LITERALLY feel their bitterness through the screen.
Not gonna happen.
Robots only make up maybe a soft 40% of people who post here and to be honest most of them aren't capable of organizing in any way.
>>38080250
>to be honest most of them aren't capable of organizing in any way.
Okay so now I know you came to /r9k/ within the past 2 years. Hi newfag.
THE SIGN SAYS NO PHOTOGRAPHY
>>38080322
it's ok they blurred it out
>>38080178
Fembot here. Most of the people won't see this post. Fembot here. Most of the people who'll see this post will ignore it. Fembot here.
>>38080366
Fembot here too. I saw your post and didn't ignore it <3
>>38080391
Fembot here aswell, lets all have ignore this post and have some sexy time?
>>38080450
Fembot here. Just saying
>>38080482
fernadio here, im a fembot and posting from outspace. im a grill. fembot. yes. trust me.
>>38080178
Crumbles the second someone asks me how many gallons of cum I've ingested and I have to say zero.
>>38080391
>>38080450
>>38080482
Fembot, checking in.
>>38080223
This is the only reason that shit will be banned.
WAH DONT FUCK A SEX DOLL THAT LOOKS HOT MARRY ME AND MY FAT UGLY TATTOOED ASS SO I CAN DIVORCE YOU.
Fucking hate my wife.
Fembot here. Will a robot please fuck my holes?
>>38080598
I see you around a lot, and feel like we could be friends.
>>38080675
Im going to to be straight with you here mate.
I dont deserve friends.
All of them have been some user or abuser and its rubbed off on me.
Im now enjoying dance in the rain by my self and for the first time I feel free. sad and angry but free.
I would be your friend but I cannot mate.
This is my life now...the partys over and im still dance this awkward sad miserable existence.
And its killing me.
>>38080853
Thats too bad. I relate to you a lot bromosexual. Reading your posts brings me a lot of feels.
>>38081086
>I relate to you
You even spent time in the forest or in a cell block?
No.
Even got beat so bad you became legally retarded.
No.
I miss the forests of attuka and the sound of the winds cutting through bark and leaf.
My lifes been nothing but sin, partner.
>>38080178
Or we could just abide by the rule that there are no girls on the internet. Don't be a femanon unless it's pertinent to your post. Just be anon.
Nobody will know you're a girl, or a guy, or black, or white, or underageb&, or an old fuck, or that you made a shitty post in the last thread, if you just make a good, thoughtful, interesting post in this one without tying it to your identity. Be anon and embrace what that means. This isn't facebook or reddit.
>>38081151
Ahahahaha holy shit my dude
>Western society slaughters billions of animals every year
>Western society bombs and shoots people
>Western society allows women to divorce men and financially rape them
>Western society allows sex clubs where people are fisted, tortured, where in some cases large numbers of men ejaculate into a bowl and a man or woman drinks the result
>Western society allows granny fucking porn, scat, enema, vomiting, gangbangs, bleeding, etc
>Western society allows movies to depict the most violent and sadistic things imaginable
>Western society doesn't charge people who watch or disseminate videos of men being drowned, burnt alive, run over by bulldozers, crushed
>Man buys an inanimate object that resembles a little girl
>EVIL DISGUSTING FREAK
Lmao, I guess she injected herself some testosterone.
Female here. I agree that this is a good idea. Just mix up the "fembot here" posts so it looks like different people.
I like the attention whores though.