I can proudly say that I've never been a beta orbiter.

>>38077735
i want to orbit her rectum with my tongue

>>38077735
I can. I am too fucking proud, and I ended up ignoring girls entirely. Also, to me intimacy (or showing affection in any way) is a sign of weakness, so I avoid it.
I know I am fucked in my brain.

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>>38077735
>playing on Minecraft server
>banter with everyone
>slight flirty nature as well
>everyone thinks I'm the server's token gay guy
>some female players come along one by one
>every male on the server orbits them except me
>show females no attention except snark and usual banter
>They eventually find out I'm straight
>2 of them develop crushes on me, 1 wanting to be my LDR gf
Women are like your own shadow. Move toward them and they will move away. Walk away from them and they will chase after you.
I only wish I could be as much of a chad irl as I used to be on MC

>>38077735
I have been about a year ago, then crossed over into stalker territory. Now I don't feel dependent even if I lose

>>38077882
>Women are like your own shadow. Move toward them and they will move away. Walk away from them and they will chase after you.
Not true at all in most cases (and certainly mine). I'm the guy who posted just before you. They never came to me, even though I never put them on the pedestal, and never did any other beta things. Kek, now that I think of it I'm sort of an autistic alpha.

Same, beta orbiters are worse than roasties in a way. They enable them.

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is stpeach 10/10 in looks

>>38077856
If it's any consolation you should know that you are not alone.

>>38077735
you don't belong here if you never orbited a girl in your life

>>38077969
It is not, also because I wouldn't wish on anyone to be like I am. It's a special kind of hell, I honestly think that worthless betas actually suffer less than us, but then again, I can't be sure. I know that my self defense against intimacy is not making me more safe, but just less human, but understanding this rationally (after 27 years of life) is not enough to change anything. And I realized that I'm not act6ualy shy, and I don't actually have problem with women per se. I just can't get intimate with anyone, in any way. Of course that means that I never had a gf, but it also means that I never had a true friend.

>>38078002
don't fucking tell me where I do or do not belong you entitled fucking piece of shit.

>>38077944
the face is pretty meh

>>38078026
Yes I feel like we tend to over analyze things that "normies" take as they are - relationships and friendship in this case. Then again it is the only way that I know how to get on with life.

I orbited an uglier girl while a hotter girl orbited me.

I'm kinda ashamed of the former (orbiting usually consisted of walks together just for company - never made any attempts) and almost disgusted by the latter (the girl showed weakness and incompetence by trying to get me in bed by most pathetic means possible).

I'm a volcel disgusted by 3d... taking breaks from my imaginary girlfriend makes me do weird things.

>>38077735
Jesus Christ this picture is driving me crazy. 9/10 for sure

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why havent you orbitted STPeach yet?

I've been one on 4 separate occasions but at least I was genuinely good friends with them and fucked 2 of them. Still really good friends with one although I no longer have any romantic feelings for her whatsoever these days so w/e

>>38077920
You're not supposed to ignore them entirely, you're supposed to interact with them without orbiting them.

Girls love the chase, and they love getting what they think they can't get. You have to keep them keen.

i would love to be a beta orbiter in the 1st place but you have to get a girl to talk to you first in order to hang around them.

>>38077735
I've never been a beta orbiter because I hardly talk to women

>>38078034
kkill yourself cuck, you don't belong here

Guys can you define what ''beta orbiter'' actually mean? Like what do they do,their activities, etc..,cause i haven't been and dont really know what pathetic shit they do..

>>38078986
Pretty much any guy friend who isn't her fuckbuddy

>>38078367
Not him. I interact with females but do not even attempt to start a relationship and not doing them any favours. Nobody's chasing me.

>>38079121
I'm "him" and it's the same for me. I don't ignore them entirely, but I treat them pretty much like I treat men, I don't bend on my knees for them, that's for sure.

>>38079026
Do coworkers count? I always hang out with my qt coworker but she's really nice to me. She'll bring me lunch, and we always use her car to get food. She lives with her boyfriend but I'm still trying to see if I can cuck him.

Give it to me straight lads.

>>38079545
You're not a beta orbiter if you're just friendly with eachother and you're not getting used. Don't worry.

>>38079545
No but she's orbiting you, on the other hand you would be an orbiter if you basically served a girl that didn't give you sex or returned the favors.

I ignored a girl that openly liked me. I'm pretty sure i really pissed her off. She is actually the sweetest prettiest girl i know and now i can't stop thinking about her. You have any idea how it feels to know you had the choice to have a girl like that but turning it down?

>>38077735
>never had a female friend since 4th grade
>never talked to a girl not related to me for more than 10 minutes
>still don't give a fuck
beta orbiter literally have no excuses

>>38081305
>female friend
>talked to a girl

enough with the humblebrag

>>38079026
Wrong. I have a few female friends who don't want to fuck me. That doesn't make me an orbiter. It just makes me their friend. Your worldview is fucked desu.

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>>38081173
thats the worst feel anon, if the circumstances allow tell her how you feel and youre happy that someone like her actually likes you. i hope it goes well for you

>>38077735

i tried to be a beta orbiter once and she was like "ewww go away stalker" but all those other guys were okay in her eyes.

>>38077735
>>38077944
>>38078239
How common is it for girls to have a butt like this? I haven't left the house in four years so I genuinely don't know

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>>38081173
I almost know that feel, but she didn't openly say it.
We were 16, she was cute and sweet. She would always hang around me and laugh at every stupid joke I said (even things that she thought were jokes but actually weren't). But of course I was too autistic to realize that she liked me and that she was doing everything short of openly telling me to let me know.
I ignored her, and eventually she just gave up. That was about a decade ago, and every now and then I think about her. She could've been my first gf and who knows, maybe things would've been different now, after getting a gf at a reasonable age.

>>38083006
its pretty common to have nice asses nowadays

You can also see alot since they reveal themselves in the summer

>>38077735
I fucking hate this dumb sluts face so much I just want to beat the crap out of her.

>>38077735
I've never been a beta orbiter, but I've seen them in action. I've gotta say the SPED looking orbiters were too fucking embarrassing to look at for me to become one of those weirdos, and I'm a fucking autist.

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>>38077856
>intamacy is weakness
>my brain is fucked
Not neccecarly. A drug is defined as: General term for any substance, stimulating or depressing, that can be habituating or addictive, especially a narcotic.
A substance can be defined as: physical material that has form and weight; called also matter.

Therefore anything that is stimilating and habitually addictive and has mass can be defined as a drug. Now let's took at (((love)))
In psychoanalysis, love may be equated with pleasure, particularly as it applies to the gratifying sexual experiences between individuals.
Many people find themselves addicted to their partner when they are in (((love))), so they marry and spend the rest of their lives together, satisfying each other's addictions to themselves.
When someone spends the rest of their life with another human being they are considered ((successful)) If someone spends the rest of their lives with another addiction, be that a anime, weed or porn, they are looked down upon as failures.
Any addiction is a weakness because it nags and encourages you to care for and fuel it. (((Love))) is the only socially accepted drug and it's hammered into our heads since we where kids. Remember all of those "and they lived happily ever after" fairy tails? These are excellent propaganda for justifying being a loser and being a slave to a woman for the rest of your days. Don't fall for the meme. You worked your ass off to get where you are and nobody but you deserves to reap the rewards of your hard labor.

TL/DR: Your brain is not fucked. Don't be a cuck and let other people reap your rewards. Enjoy life for yourself.

>>38077735
was an orbiter once. ONCE. Before i realized grils use betas to boost their ego

worst thing is she and her boyfriend knew I was orbiting her, something I thought and would have liked to remain private.

o well you live and learn.

>>38078239

is that her asian beta orbiter?

>>38084977
That is a good definition, but I don't really get your point, MGTOW. Are you saying that "love" is some kind of Jewish conspiracy?
Dude, it's a trick that our brain pulls on us to make us fuck and reproduce, it wasn't invented by the illuminati or anybody else.

>>38077735
>proud that nobody would let your loser ass orbit them
Stop lying to yourself.

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>>38077735
How beta are we talking here?

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>>38077882
I used to see similar shit on an IRC channel.
>be passive user in channel
>one of the guys in the channel is a really autistic asshole
>every now and then a girl joins channel
>pretty much all the guys start sucking up to her
>the asshole guy either ignores her or berates her
>without fail she starts trying to engage him and responding to everything he says
He would eventually just ignore them completely and they'd leave after a few days of shitting up the channel
From this I also learned that women love to use the word "intriguing" to describe their desire to interact with men who are seemingly pricks to them.

>>38077735
I never did that.
I actually hate women because they always ruin my fucking board game experience.
"Tee hee, anons, I won't attack you because you helped me tee hee"
"But I wanna fiiiiiiight, oh, I know, I'll fight with anon because he didn't help me so I won't feel bad for attacking him tee hee"
fuck yourself

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>>38077735
I can, feels good to have self respect

>>38086792
>Three years ago
>Like a new girl in town
>get shot down
>3 months later start dating other girl
>New girl constantly messages me and even messaged the second one
>Thank fuck is was casual cuz she said she doesn't do drama and quits talking to me
>Continue to leave first girl on seen and ignore her for the part irl
>Find out she told a friend she liked me the get go but she wasn't ready to date and now I'm the guy she cant get
>Working one night
>She comes in and says hi as I'm stocking shelves with peanut butter
>Ignore her
>She smacks the box out of my hand and starts screaming that she wants to love me
>Co workers and customers are looking
>Tell her we can go get ice cream if she shuts up then we can talk

Bitches are crazy if you ignore them.
Anyway that's how I met my ex lol.

>>38087462
Oh.

I can't type today.
Nice.

>>38077856
Me too, its ok but I wondet if feeling any emotions is better

>>38077735
I've never even had a female friend let alone been an orbiter. I wouldn't know how to even become one and would undoubtedly fail if I tried.

>>38084977
>A substance can be defined as: physical material that has form and weight; called also matter
Love has no form and weight. Checkmate.

>>38077735
Hey I fucked this girl

You guys think you have it rough? Man, I had this one crush all through out the entire year in highschool, at the end of the year, I finally worked up the courage to ask her to exchange numbers, but she gave me a fake one, so when I realized, I waited until class was over, with a piece of paper with my phone number on it in my hand. The bell rings, she walks outta the class, sees me, and starts speed walking into the other direction right away. Bring the sperg who I am, I start chasing after her, thinking that she was just in a hurry somewhere, but she was trying to get away from me. I ended up chasing all the way to the girls' bathroom and only hours later, I realized that she was trying to get away from me.

>>38087932
Haha, that's pretty funny. I think you're pretty far ahead of some of us though considering you actually asked. I never would because I see no evidence that it might lead to a positive outcome. People can feel insulted when those they see as their inferiors show interest in them.

>>38088017
Thing is, she showed interest in me, but she was so good looking, I found it very hard to believe that she'd actually want me to do the SSSSSSSSSSSSSEX with her. Months passed and we high five each other, and even high tenned each other, and my heart would always beat crazy as hell when my hand touched hers. I tried so hard, didn't get very far though, but in the end, it didn't even maaaaatteeeeeeeeeeer.

>>38077882
ive been walking away from girls all my life and none have ever followed

you know what, i think youre a chad

>>38077944
I wouldnt say no. She has no style: bleached blonde short hair woth bushy brown eye brows and her pink skin is kind off putting. But she still gets beta orbiters who give her money.

>>38078986
Beta orbiters are guys who are trying to get with a girl but they dont realise the girl friend zoned him/ not interested with him.

>>38077735
I have never ever been close enough to a girl to even orbit. Orbiters are beta normies, not robots.

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>>38077944
>>38077735
she's taken. hands off

when will you acknowledge the superiority of the asian male?

>>38077944
thats one serious office chair

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>>38077882
this is totally incorrect. all that matters in real life is looks. if you are good looking, women will approach you and have sex with you regardless of your behaviour.

>>38081746
t.Norman

987654321

>>38077856
>Also, to me intimacy (or showing affection in any way) is a sign of weakness
I used to think the same. Why? Because men are taught at a young age that showing any emotion, besides shit like anger, is weak and pathetic. You see it everyday. If a man cries or says he loves something, he's seen as a weak beta cuck.
Break the conditioning.

>>38090180
>I used to think the same. Why? Because men are taught at a young age that showing any emotion, besides shit like anger, is weak and pathetic. You see it everyday. If a man cries or says he loves something, he's seen as a weak beta cuck.
No you dumb tumblr KEK, stop trying to blame everything on society. It's your own mental issues. I think for me it stems from feeling betrayed or uncared for whenever I started to genuinely care for someone and show it, so now I think that it'll make people see me as weak and take advantage of me.