>smoke weed >police helicopter starts doing a holding pattern

>smoke weed
>think everything is synchronicity and the devil can read my thoughts
>also think I'm going to have heart attack

>smoke weed
>gain real superpowers
>have to hide powers from normals

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>>38073380
>smoke weed
>go for walk
>have great time
>enjoy nature and life
>all is well

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>do acid
>army recruiter calls me telling me I've been selected for a secret training program

>>38073380
>smoke
>people look at me like I'm a degenerate

>smoke weed
>read /r9k/
>repeat every night for 2 years

>smokes weed
>goes on discord and talks shit
>Double U#8865

Come be baked

>smoke weed
>listen to some retard talk about e-celeb drama and browse /v/ for two hours
>smoke more weed