/britfeel/

Jun and Azu and 2016 waifuposting drama was a lot worse than this

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Declaring allegiance to Tomoko-chan, my new /britwaifu/

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Let's all shut the fuck up and declare who our favorite anime lass or lad is. Or, in other words, post you are waifus.

I got shadow of mordor the other day in the sales. It's pretty goddamn fun. Ork Genocide Simulator 2017

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>>38069884
I liked that

>>38069928
More of a sisterfu than waifu. Lain is too pure for relatinships

>>38069928
I bought RCT1 and Stalker bundle. I have 2.15 quid left

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>>38069928
>tfw I nearly bought 10 copies of Frog Fractions 2 to give out to my steam friends but it wasn't discounted enough to justify it

>>38069953
Let's All Love Lain!

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>>38069928
>Let's all shut the fuck up and declare who our favorite anime lass or lad is. Or, in other words, post you are waifus.
Ebina

>profile pic on normiebook is me and my gf
>we broke up and want to change my profile pic
>hate taking photos of myself

ffs lads

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Milk Cat 106

I have done nothing today but browse /r9k/ from the moment I woke up

>>38070000
Lmao what a sad act. I bet she's deleted you because of how fucking clingy you are.

>>38070030
I cried a few times as well as doing this

>>38070038
Not sure how you got to that conclusion Ebin

>>38069963
I got STALKER after making the terrible decision of actually listening to /k/. Maybe I'm just dense, but I had no goddamn clue what was going on. I went in blind, and on the hardest difficulty, so maybe that had something to do with it, but I just ended up wandering towards a Hind ontop of a plateau, whilst being mauled by random dogs.

>>38069953
Is Serial Experiments Lain worth watching? I'm thinking about clearing up some of the anime that have been suggested to be over the years, (currently running through the mess that is the monogatari series [Bee best girl]) and Lain is pretty high on the list.

>>38069981
Last sale, I bought about 25 copies of Supreme Commander Forged Alliance, quite possibly the single best game ever created, and then gave out like that nice old lady gives out worthers.

It's currently 2 quid 50, so I might do that again, actually.

>>38070043
I do enjoy /r9k/ but I have to agree that you are a robot forever

>>38070038
Shut up Ebin

originally

Ebin are you still here?

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>>38070061
>Is Serial Experiments Lain worth watching?

I'm naturally biased, so YES!

It is quite a strange show though, so just a fair warning.

>>38070137
Ebin is here and nowhere

>>38070137
Why? What's on your mind?

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>>38070061
I pirated it a while ago and got fucked after 5minutes. I think your supposed to mod it at, I'll probably never play it anyway

>Is lain worth watching
probably, its worth watching over twice to understand it more though

>>38070056
>>38070088
sometimes I think I should just bite the bullet and trip because even if I left the thread people would still misidentify me for other posters

>>38070137
yes but I shouldn't be, I don't feel too good.

three and a half hours into new monthly data allowance and ive already used 3 gigs. Thank fuck for unlimited data.

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Post what you're listening to atm lads

Currently listening to this banger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpCMpJ1XX9I

>>38070151
I've watched / played some weird shite.

Like that one VN with the little girl who was actually a shoggoth who ate semen or something. I've got to be honest, I might've actually dreamt that.

Honestly, I'm not entirely convinced that I'm not the protagonist of a Lovecraft novel at this point, so I'm disassociating with the real world super hard.

>>38070175
I've never liked the idea off modding games from the off, but STALKER seems pretty up my alley, so I might try it.

>>38070190
https://youtu.be/MvCp0XtXYXw
This desu lad

halfway through having a wank and suddenly i heard this fucking almighty crash coming from my back garden, havent got the slightest clue what it was

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I never cared about my virginity before coming on /r9k/. I did not bother me in the slightest. It never even crossed my mind. The only reason why I know consider myself part of the 'underclass', the only reason why it is something I am ashamed of, the only reason why I see myself as defined by it, is because of you guys. Not Chad. Not Stacey. You: my 'fellow robots'. My misery is more a product of this place, and the people that inhabit it, than any aspect of myself.

>>38070229
S-sorry for that, anon

>>38070229
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Virginity Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Meet Some Girls Like Nigga Talk To Women HahaHahahahahahahaha

anyone know any interesting documentaries or shows to watch?

been watching crime scene cleaning documentaries but couldn't find a torrent for the show "true grime" that had seeders

>>38070137
You going to explain this?

Is this how normies really are lads??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN8Xz-1wikc

>>38070175
Do you not have any IRL friends? I'm not sure which is worse for my mental health, that or me being a neet.

Thought I'd ask because we seem to be in the same boat in a lot of ways.

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>>38070358
no, I haven't ever really.

I hung around the group of losers who stood next to a bin at school without really talking to them. I never saw them outside school hours and I went home at lunchtime. Since 16 I've had no social contact at all, I haven't spoken to anyone really aside my close family and even then I don't connect with any of them correctly. I don't talk to my brothers at all for the last 4 years, only arguing once every few months or insults now and again.

I've never been out with friends, even as a kid. Only time I went out is with parents

don't know if it affects my mental health or not, I think i'd breakdown if I had friends anyway and it'd end in tears but you never know

wonder what tildeanon smells like

>>38070535
Poo
All the waifu posters smell like poo

>>38070575
I'll let you know when I don't wash I let off a salty urine aroma

i bet his poo smells nice

>>38070438
Interesting, mind me asking what living in that seaside town is like? I imagine its pretty comfy compared to the city I live in.

>>38070438
>I hung around the group of losers who stood next to a bin at school
>ebin
>calling other people losers
That's nasty man, don't be nasty

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6 fucking minutes for an apple pie
Strewth.

Did you ever get bullied at school lads? What form did it take?

>>38070617
when you don't leave the house its indifferent.

theres a lot of normies here on summer daytripping or living in caravans, the rest of the year its poor. Most of the young people are degenerate and the rest of the population is old and retired.

seaside towns aren't too great. Comfy walks though

>>38070631
They all went on to sixth form and started drinking/partying like the rest. I'm fairly certain they have jobs now too. One of the "losers" from primary school is currently on a around the world tour with his girlfriend and finished a law degree in 2015. I stalked them on FB

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Now I'm comfy
Just wish I could sleep

>>38070636
That Liverpool lad?

>>38070674
>finished a law degree in 2015
At least you can take pleasure in the knowledge that unless he went to one of the best unis he won't get a job. Even then, most law jobs are soul-killing

Starting to notice more strands of hair coming out when I shower or comb. It's over, isn't it.

>>38070715
Sunderland I think

hope he drowns or gets murdered while in some SEA shithole country desu. Fat fuck gave me a concussion in year 5 too by falling on me

>>38070674
Ebin what do you do all day, do you play vidya or anything? I try to sometimes but mostly just can't be bothered.
I can easily spend the whole day just browsing chans and listening to music, my attention spans fucked.

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>>38070636
Silverlink?

>>38070708
Does look a bit like one of the ones in Liverpool

>>38070595
>Being this desperate for a tripfag.

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>>38070763
endlessly browse the internet and chans, going around in circles.

I used to play a lot of dota2 but even one game saps all my energy now and I have no motivation. I used to play single player games now and again but can't start them now, haven't finished a game in over a year

I haven't done anything for the past two weeks I think, I sometimes go walk or drive for an hour to help myself but the rest of the time i'm just repeating the same youtube videos/music while tabbing through different boards on here exhausting the catalog then moving onto the next. Whatever keeps my mind going. Also I tried to find that anon on steam but I don't know who it is still

I'm thinking of going to tesco when it opens in the morning so I'll have something to eat when I wake up tomorrow since apparently I'm now on a road to normie life. July is the catalyst for change.

>>38070863
>Also tried to find that anon on steam but I don't know who it is still

That anon you were fighting with in the last thread?

>>38070772
yep 53.4098235,-2.9231145

I just managed to stay awake lads, time for my 4AM breakfast

Forgot how much I enjoyed my 3DS lads, should buy a new game for it but I doubt I'll play it anymore when I get my Switch

>>38070985
yes, I tried looking through the britfeel group at people online.

they mostly have private profiles probably, they're too good for most people

>>38071031
Yes you should. Unless you are interested in everything out there for the switch.
Got a switch and hardly bought anything for it since all the good shit is only starting to come out now.

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>tfw I unironically totally piss myself
It's a soggy kind of feel

Ok lads, should I walk all the way to McDonald's for breakfast or just have breakfast at home ?

>>38071093
When I'm in a stressful situation I'm always so tempted to just let go and piss myself.

>>38071119
Brekkie at home.

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>>38071093
>piss myself
>get an erection

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>>38071154
Oh anon-kun, you look so cute when you blush!

>>38071130
Great idea Anon ! I'll have some brekkie at home while watching the sun go up

>>38071032
I don't have steam because I don't really play vidya anymore and when I did it was on consoles.
If I install it could I add you on it to keep in touch maybe?
I've talked to you once before in the early hours of the morning as anon but I don't like posting on here I usually just lurk.

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A-are you winning son

>>38071342
>dress up

bloody ell lad

>>38071279
you could do if you wanted, I'm not good to talk to though. It probably won't end well

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REAL STEINER HOURS

woke up to pee and cant get back to sleep lads

>>38071462
Nor am I really, just thought it would be cool to have an online friend to talk to once in a while who's as much a robot as I am. I think we're quite rare desu, but if you'd rather not it's fine.

>tfw 18 but still feel like I'm 15
JUST

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>>38071621
whats your situation anon? age? neet level? I delete like 80% of the people I add because I can't talk to them.

How do I know your not that anon from the last thread trying to manipulate me

>>38071701
you may aswell be 15, child

>>38071704
Last time we spoke it was a pretty depressing early morning thread and I said something like "hope you get better ebin I can relate to a lot of your problems" and you replied with a wojak crying at the computer screen and saying "think a lot of people awake at 5am can relate"
anyway as for my situation
>20
>no friends, no idea how to talk to people
>multiple failed attempts at college
>serious internet addiction, waste whole days just browsing 4chan and youtube
>diagnosed with depression and anxiety, neet

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I was thinking of trying to writing a book over the next few months before I go to uni lads. I've got absolutely nothing else to do so I thought this could fill up the summer. Tell me what you think: it would be about the experiences of someone who is socially ostracised (basically a robot) as they go through life, about how they develop extremist views as a proxy for their dissatisfaction with life, their difficulty with mental health, sexuality, etc. Would also probably feature their gradual withdrawal from society and increasing reliance on the internet.

So basically /r9k/: The Book

>>38071813
>multiple failed attempts at college
>college
YANKS OUT

>>38071947
not necessarily. some people go to shit secondary schools that don't have sixth forms and have to go to community colleges to get their a levels.

>>38071947
We have community colleges in Britain, I've tried doing three different courses in the past few years and fucked up each time. Just want to go to uni so I can feel like I'm doing something desu.

>>38072010
if you can use 4chan you're capable of getting DMM or above in a level 3 extended diploma in IT which is enough UCAS points for being accepted by a uni.

It's a 2 year course normally but if you find a dodgy college you might not even have to turn up and you can do all the work at home and submit via the internet.

how you fucked up 3 courses is beyond me desu senpai. Either you or the lecturers are retarded.

>>38071969
>>38072010
There is no such thing as 'community college' in the UK. Even things named 'community college' are really just other things like secondary schools/sixth forms. There is college, but that's just where you get vocational qualifications like hairdressing/construction.
>YANKS OUT

>>38069850
Morning lads. How's it going today?

>>38072106
you're literally wrong lad. stop being a fanny.

>>38072134
Why are you up so early, normie?

>>38072106

There are plenty of Further Education providers in the UK, who offer everything from A Levels to welding.

I also went to one because I was too useless to do my secondary's sixthform.

>>38070000
Crop her out

>>38070190
Pretty comfy desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UikPQOaJpfU

>>38072072
>Either you or the lecturers are retarderd
Me. When you spend as much time here as I have your attention span and general mental abilities decrease dramatically.

>>38072238
great album m8.

for some reason I'm listening to lynyrd skynyrd.

>>38070331
>competitive splatoon
hahahahahaha

>>38070000
Change it to a comfy pepe.

>>38070190
Proper robot song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2l-ufU_QTE

the fuck are you lot doing up this early?

>>38072315
woke up early because i fell asleep about 12 last night

>>38072315
>went to bed at 12
>woke up to wee at 5
>couldnt get back to sleep
>here I am

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>>38071813
ah yes

>>38071947
there is colleges here

>>38072072
>getting enough UCAS points to go to some shite uni

why would you even bother

>>38072315
I woke up at like midnight.

>>38071701
I'm 30 and I feel the same.

It never gets better, kid. Prepare to feel young while your body falls apart.

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July already

fuckin ell

>>38072380
So ebin, could I get your steam id and add you as a friend? I'll probably stop posting here as morning approaches and everyone else comes on, only feel comfortable on the /nightguard/ desu

>>38071258
How was your brekkie?

>>38072544
Don't do it lad, you're just setting yourself up for sadness when he ends up blocking you, like everyone else he's done it to.

Brushed my teeth and washed my face all within an hour of waking up lads. Need to keep at it you feel so much better after

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>>38072544
my steam name is fwfwffwegesdaf.

you should probably just add
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Lennord

though, it'd end up better for you probably

>>38072586
I'd only message him once every few days to check up on him, desu I'm just lonely as fuck and I can't really relate to most of britfeel as I do to ebin, I wouldn't be harassing him constantly to talk or anything like that.

evens I walk
odds I walk then go to tesco
dubs I eat the cum I shot out about 2mins ago

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>>38072661
better replace my underwear first haha

>>38072628
I've been doxxanon all along hahahah

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>>38072682
>tfw doxxanon manages to dox my full name and adress from my cummy underwear

>>38072635
This is me

>>38072682
This isn't

>>38072710
>that instant regret when you add someone and you know you'll have to force yourself to go through introductions and eventually get scared and want to delete them but don't want to upset them

..haha

>>38072735
>that moment when you add someone and instantly start collating a file on their personality in an attempt to find out enough information about them to publicly release their dox online haha.

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>>38072749
>that feel when you've just made your steam profile private

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>anonymousbritlad wishes to add you

>>38072735
I don't want to talk over microphone or webcam or anything, just a text chat now and again to see how each other are doing outside of posting on /britfeel/.
I'm a bit scared because I've never done any online interaction really, you can delete me if you want lad, I'll still occasionally post in the early morning hours.

>>38072779
no its ok

>microphone or webcam or anything

wouldn't worry about that hahahahaha

>haven't shat in a week
I can feel a huge, thick log inside me. It feels great resisting the convulsions, and it will feel even better when I finally push it out and let it punch into the bottom of the toilet desu

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>>38072800
>he doesn't just shit in his pants

>>38072800
enjoy your faecal compaction

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>>38072800
impacted bowel didn't feel good for me, just felt like my bowel was full and was really uncomfortable. Didn't even feel good when it came out strangely.

>>38072779
I'm actually really scared of saying anything to you and I'm extremely anxious of the first message you send to. This shouldn't be as stressful as it is to me.

>>38072618
This lad gets it.
Even a small habit like this does wonders for how you feel.

>>38072913
I've been brushing my teeth almost daily starting this year, it does make me feel better

only because I could scrape plaque and dirt off my teeth before and loads would come off.. didn't make me feel too good

went to the dentist for the first time in nearly 2 years the other day. she scraped so much stuff off them i was tasting blood till the next day

gonna try and keep em clean this time

>>38072957
Good lad.
Should look at adding a second new habit into your routine. Ease yourself into it.

>>38073031
Remember having that done. I found the drill part oddly relaxing. Wanted to sleep while having it done.
Was such a difference to how it felt afterwards though. Made me less self conscious of my teeth.

i just wanked to a trap without realising it. ffs i feel sick

>>38073338
another begins the descent of the slippery slope

>>38073338
It's fine lad, your dad in drag looks like Tilde so I could see why you wouldn't notice.

Well, it was nice lads. See you on the other side.

>>38073483
I'll be joining you soon friend, take care. x

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>>38073504
See you soon lad.

>>38073520
>>38073520
NO NOT ALBARN LAD.

You're not genuinely going to off yourself are you?

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>>38073565
he can't hes having a kid isn't he? hes got responsibilities

>>38073438
didn't know my dad would look so cute in drag haha

listenting to boyzone

ITS GUNNA TAKE A LITTLE TIME

listening to maisonette 9

I feel really bad for the bullying that tilde has endured in here. Hes a lovely chap really and didn't deserve any of it. Tilde I haven't seen you posting much recently, at least not with the same cheer. Please return to your normal happy self at once desu.

>t. Tilde-fan

>>38074455
#justice4tilde

>>38074455
hes an overly defensive prick with the body of a 35 year old joiner, seen in his pictures

>band called for a last minute meeting today
honestly wondering if I am getting kicked out, we don't have meetings that often

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>>38069928

>tfw accidentally overslept for an hour

I was going to get so much done

All my plans, ruined

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>Mr shekelberg needs me to come in earlier

Feels quite good to be relied upon desu. Also had to explain to mummy that my boss isn't actually called mr shekelberg haha!

Have a good Saturday anons~

>>38074455
Aww thank you for your concern but I am fine really. It is really nice of you to think about me but don't worry or anything. I hope you can have a good weekend anon!

>>38074481
Love you too desu

>>38072957
get a tongue scraper, some dental floss sticks (easier to use than the wires and the smell the first time you use them is so disgustingly satisfying) and some non-alcoholic mouthwash

>>38074748
cute picture

>>38074754
I already use mouthwash, I just buy whatever is cheapest. What does a tongue scraper do? desu I don't think I have bad breath despite not brushing for a long time and the dentist said my teeth are pretty healthy somehow

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To think I used to like football.

>Lets repeat the same game 38 times a year
>kicking balls into nets over and over and over again
>11 players all from different parts of Europe supposed to represent your locality
>celebrating a bunch of millionaires kicking a ball into a net as if it's your own victory
>talking about nothing other than football for hours on end with the lads

boring and uncultured.

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>tfw the orange order are marching past my house

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>>38074902
I think the best thing is just following your local team or whatever team you support (as long as its top a top6 team or else your a paki). I couldn't give a shit about premier league or anything, only the team I support and league rivals

tfw don't want to do anything and not don't think i'll be tired enough to sleep

>>38074741
>woke up at 7am
>said to myself that i would get up and shower in 10 mins
>just woke up 5 mins ago

oops i must have fell back asleep

>>38074959
should be able to doxx you with this info lad

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>tfw there's a Steam sale on and I hadn't even noticed because I play so little vidya these days

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>>38075095
>keep buying games hoping to re-kindle any interest
>drop them all instantly or never bother to download them

Why don't a bunch of neets and robots come together and make anime in the uk

>>38075349
If NEETs could be productive they wouldn't be NEETs.

>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-40465359

"Among the pro-democracy activists was Mr Wong, who earlier told demonstrators that the only person responsible for causing a public nuisance" was Xi Jinping"

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Cause a public nuisance

>>38075397
I'm sure there are neets that can be productive

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Found a way to filter the little shit.

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Who else still hasn't gone to bed yet?

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>ask girl out
>she'd rather spend the time working

Actually thought she liked me.
I guess it's time to stop.

>>38075479
Now is the time to bang a girl you don't care about and keep going. You are so close to being a full blown normie, don't throw it away

>>38075479
>one girl's reaction is how all girls are going to react


this meme needs to die

>>38075574
Whoms't are you quoting?

>take dog out for an hour
>come back and my entire room has been ransacked, everything is all over the floor and the bed
>cupboard completely emptied, consoles unplugged and wires are everywhere etc
>"oh anon i was tidying your room and went a bit mad teehee x. could you do the rest?"

fucking hate my mum

>>38075617


At least someone cleans your room you fucking ungrateful piece of worthless shit

>>38075617
Sounds like she made a mess so you'd have to clean it up.

>>38075637
>being literally autistic
>taking everything literally and at face value

the implication was that she did the exact opposite you mong, she made a massive mess so that i would clean it because shes mental

>>38075647
this anon gets it you downy

>>38075617

Punch her right in the twat lad

>>38075669


> mom makes me do stuff i'm supposed to do, she's a terrible person and I'll whine about it

Grow up , faggot

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> Americans call this a healthy individual

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I just got blown the fuck out in an argument, how do I recover?

>>38074455
he's a racist, a liar and an attention whore who likes to start drama

tilde deserves everything he gets alongside his pathetic orbiter ebin

even tilde thinks ebin is too autistic to defend

>>38075702
>projecting this hard

obviously i clean my room you twat, im not an animal. the point is that she has made a complete mess for no reason when there was none just so i would have to clean it
was your mum killed by a fucking hoover or something, why are you so triggered by this?

thread is really uncomfy rn desu lads

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>>38075717
By either running away and not responding, or just saying you were trolling and it was actually a joke
Works every time lad

>>38075745

> i was only pretending to be retarded lads, tee hee

>>38075717
Just read last night's thread from here >>38068186
You'll feel much better, because you're not as much of a dolt as they were.

>>38075717
Accept that you were wrong and learn from it?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4647730/Complaint-Woman-blames-video-stunt-boyfriends-death.html?mwv_rm=als1
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
LADS THIS IS GOLD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


>inb4 reading daily mail

I enjoy laughing at degenerates

5 days off work now lads

gonna sit around playing Day of Infamy in my underpants whos with me?

>>38075810
I don't know anon, I feel conflicted. It's a shame the three year old girl had to witness mommy shooting daddy over youtube views, but she might be too young to remember it actually happening, and will now have the opportunity to be raised by people that don't think shooting 50 calibre rounds at one another through books is a good idea.

Why aren't you learning a language for free online right now?
You're literally a neet with no real skills, you might as well do something interesting and useful like that as a hobby.
Even if you're an autist and want to learn a language you think is useless, it's still worth it. Do it!

>>38075904
Learning something useful is a pathetic normie thing according to ebin

>>38075889

How is shooting at someone a prank?
How did no one attempt to stop it considering them two idiots knew about it and consented doing it, but also the aunt knew as well.

I have no pity for such fucking retards, natural selection at its finest.


The children will probably end up at a much better place

>>38075810
I know very little about guns, but I wonder if the people who stop bullets with a book are using hollow point bullets or other fragmenting bullets, and those retards used a regular one.

>>38075974

I don't know much about guns either, but I do know not to stand on the receiving end if given the option, kek

>>38075941
>I have no pity for such fucking retards, natural selection at its finest

They didn't choose to be retarded, they simply are. I feel bad for them man, even if it is the best thing that could have happened to the child in terms of custody.

>>38075994
Well what about this one then, surely it wasn't someone uneducated making the choice?

>Student, 22, dies after taking ecstasy for first time in 'final fling' as she celebrates finishing university with her friends

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>>38069928
Doing some truly nauseating farts this morning desu

>>38074741
>ten past nine
>saturday
>late
what's wrong with you

never quite understood the way people go out of their way for drama

>>38076054
>Went to sleep earlier yesterday
>Skim throw the old thread to find out what everyone is moaning about
>Avatar/waifufags
Surprise surprise.

>tfw room smells like salty coins and milk

>>38076087
It was just Ebin, mate

>>38076097
they're all cancerous lad

>Need coffee to stay awake
>Coffee makes me need to shit

What's the solution?

>>38076031
That's just bad luck. I did ecstasy pretty often for the four years I was at Uni. Dat euphoria.

Why are you so determined to find humour in the fatal misfortunes of others?

I want to lick ebins sweaty feet haha

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chucky a cute

>>38076139

Bad luck is a vase falling from a balcony that hits you. Willingly taking something that might kill you because you have no idea about substance purity or your body's tolerance threshold is just being an absolute moron.

>>38076215
You don't usually die after taking ecstacy. They had the misfortune of a poorly produced pill. You don't know the circumstances at the end of the day.

>>38076260

Could not care less about the circumstances desu, you don't usually die after snorting cocaine. What's your point? She got what was coming.

man i wish i was into fighting games, theres loads of obscure shit from japan seems like youd never get bored. same with jrpgs

>>38076127
Adult nappies

>>38076278
>she got what was coming
>do drugs
>this means you deserve to die

Daily Mail readers are like rabid dogs.

>>38076335

> acquiring controlled substances via unauthorized suppliers and funding street dealers and smuggling rings

> not deserving everything that's coming at you


wew lad

>>38076370
Cokacola has probably caused more problems in this world than his supplier

>>38076370
>pointing out that 90% of the harm of drug use is directly due to prohibition

> that time of year when the no gf feels kick into high gear again

God I feel so empty without human contact. Being a robot is nothing to cheer about, people arent supposed to be alone.

>>38076400
>>38076398


> I have no qualms about taking something produced in somebody's basement with barely any chemistry knowledge or QA and which is only costing me 7 quid


And this is someone whose professional judgment we would've later on had to rely on, whatever job she was going to end up doing

>>38076442
with a waifu you are never alone

>>38069884
What's happening now?

>>38066670
Most people wont bother you, more likely they'll be scared of you for being out alone. Take a knife incase and dress like a jogger so police don't stop you

>>38076453
>>38076370
>authoritarianism

What's it like being *this* cucked? I'm pleased you're capable of identifying the flaws in prohibition though, a lot of money does end up in the hands of criminals because our government is too dense to come to terms with its failed drug laws.

>>38076563
I feel like the young elephant that separated from the herd and is forced to live in solitude.

Getting a waifu would be similar to the elephant seeing clouds and thinking of female elephants. They look like a girl but you cant reach them and hold them, so you go back to a state even worse than where you started.

Ebin EBIN EBIN

TALK TO ME

>>38076442
I get it worse in winter when they're all wrapped up in cute stuff to keep warm. Also Christmas.

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>>38076032
You filthy boy!

>>38075722
>>38075722
Your kevs prove how much of a top lad you are.

Gf is cooking lunch again lads, feels breddy good. What are you having?

>>38076600

She probably also would have gone around thinking her opinion was worth more than non-graduates, merely because she has letters after he name.

Honestly, if these are the sorts of people they hand degrees out to, is there any reason why graduates deserve any more intelletual respect than less '''educated''' people?

>>38076638
>the cold sets in and couples cuddle for warmth
>I haven't touched a woman for eight years

>>38076666


I (the person posting about this case thus far) did not post this post and also disagree with this guy.

>>38076666
Nice quads.

On a serious note it sounds like you have some sort of Uni student inferiority complex

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Super busy day at wageslavery today desu. At least my co workers are being really nice to me for doing so many extra hours!

How's your Saturday going so far lads? Up to anything?

>>38075722
Arguing isn't comfy

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>>38076687
>he's made any intimate contact with any woman
At least you know what it feels like to be hugged or whatever.

Everytime someone posts something mean and people say be nice ebin are they memeing or is ebin actually a cunt?

>>38076733
Tilde why did you leave britfeel for ages in 2016?

>>38076742
He proper spergs about things he considers "normie"

>>38076742
A bit of both

Orignal herbs and spices

>>38076699

Yeah, it wasn't directly related to the case but just reminded me of yesterday when someone was boasting about how they have letters after their name, and claiming that gives them more 'clout' than non-graduates.

I've had a number of people over the years outright ask me "Do you have a degree?" and when I've responded with "No" they've immediately said my opinion is worthless based on that fact. My point was if retards like that person are the people that are 'graduates' then what merit does a degree have at all?

Obviously I'd trust someone with a masters degree in structural engineering over some random person if he said a bridge was unsafe, but merely have 'a degree' is meaningless. A lot of graduates tend to think that a degree alone makes their opinion more valid on any subject, rather than just their narrow field of study. Funnily enough in the past when a degree was a real achievement people were less snobbish about it, now they are ten a penny low level graduates get really uppity

>>38076742

He's a cunt of ebin proportions xDDD

>>38076733
>Arguing isn't comfy
Kek. I like how when people are miserable/sad you still post your stupid tilde gimmick when replying to them. When someone shits on you though, it's serious.

>>38076770


This I can agree with and I see your point.

>>38076757
Was at a really low point at that time and made some poor decisions. Pretty much spent the time trying to think of what to do with my life. I did lurk the thread quite regularly though

>>38076779
Tbf I haven't been using it much lately~

>>38076733
helped my ex housemate collect a cabinet. off home to play micromachines now.
glad your days gone well lad

>>38076813
Didn't you feel better not on 4chan? I did but i always end up coming back

>>38076735
That just makes it worse as time goes on

>>38076831
Better to have loved and lost. At least you know how it feels to be wanted you ungrateful twat.

>>38076825
No I felt more lonely lad~

>>38076797

I'm not against education at all, quite the opposite infact, I actively encourage self-improvement and learning, but I wouldn't consider myself a 'better person' because of it, and I certainly wouldn't think my political opinions are more valid merely because I have more knowledge.

A less educated person may have a different political opinion because of their own circumstances and own political priorities. It seems very crass to think that a piece of paper gives your opinion more worth outside of the specific field of qualification where it does give your opinion more merit. Bringing up your opponents lower level of formal education is so crass in debate. A person may be far more intelligent but chosen a vocational career instead. In fact adopting herd mentality and getting a poorly researched degree with few employment prospects itself is a sign of low intelligence.

>>38076733
>won't defend the friend you say you 'love' because it's not comfy

Fucking convenient that isn't it

>>38076838
It depends on how old you are, its been too long so its over for me now, what about you? Can you honestly say you've tried your hardest and failed?

People may dislike ebin for whatever reason, but one thing to his credit is that he is sincere. He is just a lad posting his sincere thoughts and feels, which is far more than can be said for tilde

>>38076874
I'm 27 so I'm past the point of return I think.

>Can you honestly say you've tried your hardest and failed?
Tried my best under the shitty circumstances I got dealt. Recently been considering just hitting the bottle hard until my liver gives out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ0REmxXYFM

What is the guy playing the judge thinking throughout this entire video

>>38076864
Is this a tilde orbiter?

Does everyone have a fucking orbiter here? Where's my orbiter!

>>38076864
Tilde loves ebin? Wtf

>>38076908

If you're nightwalk anon I'll be your orbitter

>>38076918
Alright Jezza, calm down lad

>>38076896
Leave this place and eat better if you want more motivation to live

You need to get out of your comfort zone, maybe get a prozzie to boost your self esteem. I would do it but I'm thinking of taking the green pill as a last resort

Tilde loves ebin Tilde loves ebin Tilde loves ebin

>>38076879
t. Ebin
Poleaboo was sincere

>>38076944
>cut off my only source of socialising
Seems like a great idea.

>get a new gp
>his name is actually dr shipman
what do

>>38077001

He used to tell people he was a white female, he was not sincere, his posts were a roleplay

so the Count of Monte Cristo seems like some boring French shit, I've been tricked again

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>>38077011
Ask for a lethal dose of morphine
unsurprising unoriginal

>>38076908
Taking applications for orbiters here: [email protected]

Don't all come at once

*insert picture of waifu here*

>>38077011

>Get a black GP
>His initials are KKK

fuck bongs
aussies are better
t. yank

>>38077028

I thought GPs are forbidden to be called Shipman nowadays. Kind of like you can't name your PM Corbyn ?

>>38077038
why dont you marry them, homo

>>38077053
I will, "m8"

>>38077070
enjoy it "cunt"

Why don't you NEETs learn Chinese? You've got loads of free time and it's productive

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Didnt pay a 30 pound "disconnection" fee for BT last year when I moved out my old flat.
Now I have debt collectors after me and they upped the price to 129 pounds for "administration" costs
JUST

>>38077098

>Council send me a bill
>"14 days to pay 939 bong
>Panic
>Call them
>"Oh we miscalculated, we owe you 30 bong"

>>38077123
send the debt collectors after them

>>38077098
>tfw used to work as a debt collector
>quit because i couldnt handle how demanding and mean you need to be to people

>>38077151
>genuinely being upset because you get to be mean to non whites

>>38077123

>Friend paid council tax on time every month
>They say he hasn't been paying
>He refuses to pay any more
>He receives a Summons
>Takes proof of payment to court
>Magistrate rules he doesn't have to pay, and order council to re-pay money he already paid for 'distress caused'

>>38077151
That sounds like a scummy job mate. Bad for the soul.

>>38075717
t. that anon who argued with ebin last night

>>38070223

I wanted to see where this story led.

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Being playing that Magikarp Jump game today. Pretty mindless fun.
Going for a nice walk soon :)

What do you all have planned?

>>38077167
Stop baiting me, lad

>>38077196

going to tesco to buy my mom a birthday card and her favorite chocolates then working on numerous assignments i got

>>38077038
Imagine what goes through someones head when he decides to come to /britfeel/ to post this as if it would bother anyone here.
Somehow there is someone less pathetic than Tilde.

Going to a wedding and having my last drink today.

Booked myself into a b&b tomorrow to sleep it off and on Monday, I begin a strict regimen of sobriety, healthy eating, reading and exercise. Spent too much time letting myself fall into this repetitive pattern of neglect and depression. Have roughly three fifths of my life left and if anything remotely good is going to come of it, it has to begin with myself.

Wish me luck.

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>>38077196

Do you consider yourself 'cute :3'

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>>38077218
Sounds good :) What chocolate is her favourite?
What assignments have you got too btw, something over the summer or a late submission I assume.

>>38077233
Hope the best for you lad. I hope you aren't making too many big changes too suddenly that might make it more tempting to revert back. You should make those changes but perhaps at a slower pace introducing a new one once you adapt to the previous one.

Still, good luck lad. Honestly hope it works out for you.

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Why is Korma so miserable?

Have the scars healed yet?

>>38077255

Nice one mate.

I've been doing each of those four things sporadically throughout the year but with no serious consistency. If I drop one (i.e, begin drinking or stop exercising for a week or something) then the rest just naturally get dragged down. As such, it really has to be all or nothing because I don't have the discipline to do half measures and get away with it.

Is Ayn Rand supposed to be right or left wing? She's Jewish which confuses the entire thing

>>38077298
She's right wing.
Jews can be right wing you dunce. Stop believing /pol/ as gospel.

Any you guys play checkers.
Been on a binge playing against the computer for a few days now.

Had to leave the house 5 times in the last week and I'm fucking exhausted. I've no idea how I managed to wageslave 5 days a week for all those years.

Think I am starting to prefer normies/plebs over robots. Most of you are too bitter or believe in stupid memes. Ebin definitely has something to do with my change of heart.

>>38077351
We're not all like Ebin. Some of us are just sad, rather than bitter and angry

>>38077351
normies and robots are both dreadful desu
the people in the middle ground are the decent ones

>>38077292
Totally understandable. I'm sure you will do it lad.

>>38077260
How you know that is Korma?

Prince Philip has died

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40460284

>>38077370
This desu. I've been NEET for years but I don't see the point in getting angressive, bitter and toxic like other posters.

>>38077351
Same boat as you.
The trips remind me of my past where I was a bitter shit before I got a job and used to follow those somewhat cringy anti women groups on the net.
The 'normies' are at least a bit more positive.

>>38077383
Knew Philip was a drug dealer tbqh.

>>38077370
Yeah, that is why I never said all. Maybe it's not even most but people here are normally either bitter towards women, normies or non-whites.

>>38077407
Normies are the best posters

>>38077399
My main problem with normies is how boring they usually are. I rarely have anything in common with them. But Yeah, they are more positive so they have a better influence on my life

>>38077423
They do bring the more interesting stories and experiences like meeting up in a service station or speaking to some scot in Leeds in a code word.

>told mummy to make breakfast
>shes not doing it
well looks like someone is getting pushed down the stairs
shame

>>38077444
Please be resonable tilde, you can't ask for a fully roasted chicken for breakie.

grrr, come online PLEASE

I swear to god if he's decided to ghost me... ree

>>38077431
Tbqh given the choice I'd opt for boring but positive people over negative people. Only so much complaining I could stomach about staying in all day. At least /britfeel/ has both types of people for everyone.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-40461626/danish-muslim-politician-confronts-senders-of-hate-mail

watch this if you fancy a chortle lads

>>38077423

this, normies leave the house and bring back interesting tales for us

>>38074902
I was out with an old school friend to smoke a joint and his two other Chad friends come along and the 3 of them talk about fucking football and leagues and relegation and all the other boring shit for 30 mins straight. I just sat there and occasionally looked at them while wishing it would end

>>38077472
why are their noses so weird

911, call me sometime.

>Replace Tilde with a normie by 2018

how drunk would you get from injecting alcohol lads?

>>38077545
Dead Drunk I bet lad.

>>38077557
haha but he'd be a proper lege!

>>38077545
dont do it with beer, has bubbles in
just watched that bit in always sunny

>>38077545
Relevent nostalgia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4xIy1rlJKs

>>38077545
Do it with Vodka or Whiskey. Do it with beer if you want to die.

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>Tfw dad sounds sad on the phone
>He is struggling with his new job and fighting with my mum a lot
>Hes been this way for a while, says hes just tired

>>38077603
Treat him to a day out lad.

>>38077545
dont inject you will die just wet a tissue with ethanol and stick it up yer bum the slight burning sensation feels quite nice desu and when u shit out the tissue it feels even better

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When you searched my name in google as recently as 2015, I was the first result. Now someone else with my name has become an actor and takes every result on the front page now

>robots are descended from ancient aliens that interbred with early humans
>thats why robots often feel they were born in the wrong time/planet

why does wanting a bf hurt so much?
why is it so hard to find one??
you bots always say its easier to find guys but I have no luck : c

>>38077681
But thats good though, you dont want to be easily searchable do you?

>>38077681
Fucking Idris Elba

does tilde love ebin?

>>38077682
Robots are Annunaki CONFIRMED

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>>38077695

Yes it is good, because page 3 contains a local newspaper report of me from the magistrates court

who is ebin?
some tripfag?
you shouldn't indulge them or give that kind of cancer attention.

>>38077707
he said "I love you ebin" a couple times in the thread but he wouldn't even stick up for ebin because it would be "uncomfy" lmao

>>38077691
Erm, I'm right here?

>>38077727

ebin isn't a tripfag, he's an avatarfag

>>38077714
Think you can ask google to take stuff down about you that you dont want m8

In what circumstances would you join the army lads? I think if there was Falklands 2 or Spain tried to take Gibraltar I'd sign up.

I leave britfeel for a month and there is already a new tripfag, not that I mind, I welcome all I just struggle keeping up

>>38077714
did you nonce someone lad?

>sunny Saturday
>I'm playing Tiger Woods PGA Tour 06
>06!

I need to get a proper hobby.

>>38077749
I tried and failed medical. Fuck em, they didn't want me then so I won't join them now

had one of those wanks that give you a cramp in your leg last night lads and my leg is still hurting

>>38077759
How long ago was this? I wouldnt fancy going off to die in the middle-east desu. Why they fail you?

>>38077761
You're supposed to stretch by pointing your toes up towards your face while you cum

>>38077761
Probs a blood clot rip anon

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Just huffed computer duster I feel funny

>>38077772
2011. I have some knee ligament damage, doesn't affect me and I can run just fine and everything, it's not a fully torn ACL. But they wouldn't pass me unless I've had an operation to fix it. Which would require a year of physio afterwards and I'd still have had to wait another two years with clear medical notes before being allowed to reapply.

So fuck em.

>>38077754

No, some multi millionaire paid 12,000 bong to have a private prosecution against me after I was speeding through his village and the police didn't pursue it. I ended up getting 3 points and a 60 bong fine as well, all that for 38 in a 30.

>>38077773
aint no gymnast lad

>>38077803
Plot twist: that millionaire was the famous actor

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>>38077803
That would leave me fumming senpai.

>>38077691
Are you prison gay, or actual gay gay?

>>38076162

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@50.348076,-5.0283931,305a,35y,180h,39.4t/data=!3m1!1e3

>>38077749
>I think if there was Falklands 2 or Spain tried to take Gibraltar I'd sign up.

Imagine willingly giving up your life for something so pointless. What a fucking cuck.