ITT: We're all normies

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Wanna grab a drink after class, guys?

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>>38069704
So it's just regular /r9k/ then? I don't get it.

>>38069704
guys that girl i liked send me a titpic finally! i think we might date!
tfw this is true

>>38070138
Oh m8, I found this ironic video?
No one can be like this righ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB7bnWx2i_8&list=RDoHA7DCw4tU8&index=6

>>38069704
Sup fellas, party at my place sat night, roomies are brining mad bitches and jj is making weed waffles lmao

>I sure do have no problem with black people these rednecks are destroying america

hey guys, Isn't anon kinda weird? should we even blink in his direction? Let's ignore him for the rest of his life

>:-(
I can't stand fake ass friends, who keep on ABANDONING ME WHEN I NEED THEM MOST. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, YOU FUCKINGH BITCH!!!1
Girls r bitches, this is why I only hang out with guys. So much less drama

>>38069983
I think anon meant were supposed to portray a hyperbolic interpretation of what normie conversation would be in real life where we're given to guess the context behind a post and then reply in appropriate manner.

So, not actually pretending or being normies on /r9k/. Which would be way cooler.

>>38069704
Y'all so lit desu

>>38069704
I fucked one of my gfs in the ass last night.

Wana go get a mochachino later?

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>>38069704

Hey Anon, I just saw this cool maymay

Hey! Wanna grab a bite to eat? I know this GREAT sushi joint!

Black people deserve more rights.

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>>38069704

>YOOO BROOO
>LETS GO PARTEYYY
>COME ON BRO! DONT BE A PUSSY DOWN THIS PINT OF VODKA BRO!
>DAMN BRO, THAT GIRL IS HOT.
>ILL TRY AND FUCK HER TONITE
>DAMN, LOOK AT THAT FAT KID GIVING INTO PEER PRESSURE!
>WHAT A MADMAN.

>>38070325
:joy: I can't believe they posted that. So cringy.

>>38070254
>one week later

[link to generic lovey pop song here]
OMG I heard this song on the rado and it made me think of you and me, [tag] Justin [/tag]
<3
[kissing emoji here]
xoxo, can't wait for our DATE this weekend~!

Guys check out this new, me-me.

>>38069704
>OMG the weather is so nice today! don't you think so?
>what are you doing this weekend?

My family loves and supports me

I downvoted another shitlord on reddit last night.

Look at this meme! hehe and that meme i saved is so funny. The meme from this morning was awesome!

OMG why is NOBODY loyal? #NoRealFriends #ProudToBe #NotAllMuslims #BlackLivesMatter

>>38070443
anon you're so EDGY gosh

>>38070218
this song is pretty funny

I bet i can make a better one tomorrow

>>38070325
#ThinBlueLine
Thank you for your sevice!

>>38070374

Actually pretty funny, 5th dimension irony

>>38069704
Nice beach pic! I love traveling, it really strengthens my soul. Wanna see my tattoo i got while exploring india?

>cuck post pic of himself on /soc/
>few seconds later gf of cuck post pic of herself quoting him with kissy faces and "I LOVE YOUUU"s

that was cringe, shame the /soc/ archive went down. I would love to rub that shit in your face you pathetic creep.

>>38070496
Yeah. I think so too. But we all know disrespecting authority where it's completely irrelevant and safe is what cool people do.

Hey everybody, I just want you to know I am hear if you need an ear.

>>38070496
Elaborate on this

pls explain 5th dimensional irony man

YAAS! LMFAOO

can someone explain the "yaaas" thing to me? I never seen/heard it and dont get it

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>>38069704
omg these nerds think they now what normal people act like how cute

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BAKA truuuuuuuuuu

>>38070605
((is this for real? who would like that nasty skank on the left over that sweet babe on the right?))

I love jews theyre basically christians

>>38070373
THIS PARTY IS LIT AF, BRO!!
#YOLO
#FridayNight!
#DontGiveAF

I let chad cum in my mouth (I don't let my bf do that).
Next time I'll let him cum in my while off the pill and then I'll do my bf afterwards. We'll see who the father is :)

>>38070592
Fucking normalfag
Fucking die
w8, did i get b8ed?

>>38070592
That emoji is the pinnacle of normie expression

Haha look at that guy. He's probably a VIRGIN hahahahahahaaha

Seriously though why doesn't he talk to us girls, he's so rude. What a creeper! is he gay?

for those people out there depressed, dont give up!
after my boyfriend broke up with me, i became super depressed. he was my soulmate and i didn't know how to handle having someone so close to my heart leave me. i was feeling suicidal and i started cutting. thankfully, my longtime friend Eric helped me out of my depression and i seriously cant thank him enough.
now im with my new bf Chad and things are so much better. life gets better! suicide isn't the answer!

>>38069704
Hey Marks gonna bring his car over later and we're probably gonna go grab some drinks with Jess and Stacy, you gonna come with us tonight bro?

>>38070724
Wow you're so brave. Was it your first breakup?
Don't worry about it. It gets easier the more you do it.

>>38070724
Sweety you know I'm always here for you if you need me. Hope everything works out.

>>38070724
OMG YOU AND CHAD R SOOOO CUTE TOGETHER xDDDDDD SLAAAY GURRL SLAAAAAAYYY

>HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT WE LIGHT A JOINT AFTER CLASS AND WATCH SAUSAGE PARTY XD LMAO THE SEX SCENE IS SO FUNNY :) THEN WE CAN GO OUR SEPARATE WAYS AND HAVE SEX WITH OUR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS AND BREAKUP A WEEK INTO OUR RELATIONSHIPS AND REPEAT THIS PROCESS UNTIL WERE 40 AND SETTLE FOR SOMEONE WE HAVE NO EMOTIONAL COMPATIBILITY WITH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38070762
yeah, it was a really rough break up. my ex caught me "cheating" (really, i was too drunk to know what i was doing), so he broke up with me on the spot. if it wasn't for my great friend Eric, im not sure if i'd be here today. he's had my back through so many tough times.

>>38070839
It's sad how even Eric could understand that it wasn't your fault but your ex couldn't. What a chauvinist pig.
I mean come on. You were drunk. It doesn't count!

>>38070724
>>38070839
It was his loss. So happy to hear that you're better now :)

>>38070839
>i'm a drunk slut and my ex bailed out when he found out
>good thing my beta orbiter was there to pander to me
Slit your wrists, whore.

Woa my anxiety and self loathing just went away!

>>38070922
It's those daily showers man shit works wonders!

>>38070834
You sound like you need to chill, hombre.
Here, take a hit, you'll feel relaxed in no time!
Weed is a miracle, LAMO

>>38070867
I KNOW RIGHT!? that's what i said.
he was such a dick though. every time i would sleep over my guy friends' house, he started acting jealous. i honestly dont get it.

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>>38069704
Look at all of these faggots pretending to be normal. What a sad sack of shit you faggots are. Trying to be something your not. That's why I'm the one fucking bitches and you're the one crying about it. STAY SALTY BITCHES!!

Heyo my names Tyrone! Anyone wanna go grab a burgah at maccas and then head on to play de basketball?

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>>38070921
follow the guidelines, you spergie

>>38070799
oh this one fucking hurts

>>38069962
Haha, if I even make it, anon.

>>38071016
Get out normie at least we are not slaves to the 'norms'

>38070940
Dude you should really try yoga. Gf got me into it. Works wonders after a long week of work at the office

goodnight guys I have to go to bed. need to be up at 6 am to go to the gym and be set for the rest of my day.

>>38071075
haha yeah anon get ur beauty sleep haha :))

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>>38071056
>Slaves to the norms
If that's your justification for not trying to be a functional citizen, well then no wonder you're missing out on life. Keep crying about not fitting in and not having a gf while I go fuck my girl m8.

>>38071018
EYYY TYRONE MY NIGGA, WATZ UP??
Shit, I wreck u on da court
BOI

Send ya runnin' home to yo momma!

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REAL NIGGA HOURS
WHO DA FUCK UP?

>>38071117
Fake and gay

If you had a girlfriend and are so successful then why are you lurking on a board full of lonely self loathing autists?

>normie

>>out

>>38070921
Omg dude chill out. That was really uncalled for. She's been through enough.

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look at this cow! Neat huh?

>>38071145
sorry bruv i just got carried away. haha my anger issues are so bad =^)

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hahha i really, really like this image

>>38071141
You faggots are a good source of entertainment. You're easy to piss off and you don't disappoint when the "roasties" come rolling in. It's like watch a cringy gladiator fight.

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>>38069704
Hey guys, Why is Anon such a liar? Do you believe that today he told me he's a virgin? at age 25? WTF? Everyone knows that no one is a virgin past high school!

I lost mine at party whem I was 15, Chad and Tyrone took turns pouding my pussy, and you guys? how did you lost your v-card?

OMG I literally have like NO friends! I don't understand why no one wants to hangout with me, i'm a fun person!!

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>>38071187
>This image explains everything

>>38070138
>saying titpic
>thinking this means you might date
>being excited to date anyone
Wow. It really shows how this has never happened to you when you say it like this.

>>38071141
Don't project your bullshit onto others. Some of us enjoy coming here despite living normal lives

>>38071187
This

>doesn't take her eyes off her phone

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>>38071056
sir we ask that you stop taking the bait

Haha Bro, you gonna come to the club 2nite? Let's get SMASHED !!

>>38071340
Tsh-yah.. totally bro. I'm bringin' bitches!!

>>38069704
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
if you ree youre a normie

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I'm happy enough and enjoying banter with a group of friends that I have known for a long time, or atleast ling enough to the point that we are able to aid each other in social interactions with other groups at this event. My free time is mostly spent with this group or another group, tho the lionshare of my day is spent at work or doing a simple chore or errand by myself.

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You can tell that this picture was taken pre-smartphone era.

This is what this pic would look like if it was taken today.

Depression? lmao what a joke. Just like stop being sad all the time? idk how that's so hard to do, attention whores lol

>>38072152
Don't be so insensitive, anon. I was also depressed once for a really long time when my cat died. Longest week of my life ;_;

>>38072171
hit too close to home friend. too far.

omg guys chad still isn't ready for marriage... and we're 25 now. WE'RE OLD!!! omg but he said he'll be totally down for it in a few more years. he says he still hasn't "found himself", whatever that means. it's making me so sad ;_;

>>38071837
You're wrong desu.
But in the video they have smartphones in hand occasionally.
https://www.shutterstock.com/video/clip-4583516-stock-footage-group-of-young-people-hanging-out-at-beach-around-campfire.html

>>38072242
duuuuuuude yaaaas!!! like blake and i have been together for a whole 6 months and he tells me he's not ready to marry yet???? like omg if he tells me he doesn't want kids next I'm gona flip out!!!!

>>38072354
My life is ruined, dear. I even bought an expensive wedding dress. I wanted to be a June bride ;_;

I got so wasted last Saturday night, I drank a whole half gallon. Puked. It was great though. Then me and my break dancing friends went out to beat up some punk rock faggots.

I'll come to the canteen but I probably won't eat anything
How can you not like C?
C will help you pass, but it's as if they don't want us to get distinct marks, y'know?
(He can't do anything right)
Is Anon a bad person? Anon clearly isn't a bad person
Fuckin' scitz cunt, fuckin' druggo
I think A might know out of all of those, probably only A.
There's not one person who I've been into since I've been here, except for W
He says he's creating a "composition". What
Fucking hell
Fucking hell
He'll be here at the back of the bus playing tunes even after college finishes, boi
Hope you're okay

>>38069704
well dou, thats why weekends this board explodes for an hour or two

>>38069704
Wow i feel so happy today!

>>38073877
Pt.2

That's the kind of person A is
Me and my friend will literally start a conversation by insulting each other
u bin bamboozled
I don't like either (KPOP, JPOP). That's why I set it as my alarm
You don't talk very much
Fair enough
You don't have to go outside, you are welcome here.
Are you sure you have had breakfast?
But overall I feel that this work is of a Merit quality
I'm sick of this fucking college, seriously
Who would want to eat the mould that grows on milk
No that's Tuesday, isn't it?
Hey Anon
Thanks Anon
A! *malicious laughter from behind windowpane*

>>38070542
literally just ''so unfunny and basic that it therefore becomes funny''
its like irony layer 2 or 3 irony layer 5 is when you laugh at a picture of a piece of garlic

>>38070319
ahahahah Last time you said that you used it like an excuse to fuck me in your car, is it for real this time?

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>hey babe, wanna go by the beach later and have some alone time?
>we'll catch up with our friends soon after and have aome drinks
>later we'll also go eat at that nice restaurant you always enjoy
>then we get home and gaze at the moon by pur balcony to top off the night

Man being myself sure is hard

>Hey Guys! I am going to Damian's place to have some beers and play board games, are you wanna join us?

>>38069704
I can't even imagine such an absurd thing OP, how dare you...

>>38074079
Dude I'll bring some weed lmao

HAHAAHHAHA DOING LE NORMAL THING HAHAHAHAAHA AS THEY SAY "KEK" MY GOOD SIRS YES YES YES KEK IN THE "LEL" AS THEY SAY AHAHAHAHAHA YES NOW

LET US DO THE NORMAL ACTIVITIES MY GENTLEFRIENDS

and im liek ;( frikin normies pfft

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>>38070962
too real, I can picture one of those screenshots of a facebook image thread with these exact responses

Ugh my ex girlfriend won't stop tagging me in facebook pictures. She even made a fake account to stalk my twitter

>>38069704
Hi friends of various races and genders, how's it hanging?

>>38070960
It's not a miracle, it's just a plant bro

>>38069704
I'm up for another promotion at work this week! The boss says they love my personality and energy and I'm really giving the marketing department a shot in the arm. When I told the IT guy I needed a second monitor he mumbled something about facebook under his breath and left, its taking that creep forever to get it for me but I feel it will really help my bar graph making ability.

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Whatever the fuck this emoji means I will use it all the fucking time for some reason

>>38077268
I think it's for when your gf is on her period.

>>38077309
I've seen it get paired with an eggplant for some reason. Maybe normies have a superstition that eggplants stop periods?? Who knows

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>>38069704
>oooooh i low-key fuck with this
(oh I somewhat enjoy this)

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>>38074057
Being yourself is the biggest meme of all time and you know it, get /fit/, /fa/shionable, and read 48 laws of power and seduction by the same author or gtfo

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>>38069704
>Implying /r9k/ hasn't been infested with normies already

>>38070247
Yeah he has social anxiety. Haha what a fucking loser weirdo. Maybe we should play cruel pranks on him but it's not bullying it's pranks guys.

anybody hear the new jay-z? its tight af

>>38069704
i got laid last night ah yeah

>>38078410
I love Hova! Him and Queen Bey are like, the American royalty! Yaas Queen!

Hey you guys, i'm throwing a party this weekend, anon set up the speakers and stuff, he's a real champ with the technology.

Anyway, everyone's invited!

Anon, all your drinks are on me, don't spend it on juice though!

Were all normies to a degree, there will be a little spurt you click in from time to time. Its the maintenance that's the issue with most bots...I feel.

>>38078472
Hey man, can i bring my gf?

I'm SO done adulting today

>>38078485
Everyone's invited!
Tell your girl to bring her friends too!
Maybe anon could score a date?
[winkemoji]

>>38074012
>laugh at a picture of a piece of garlic
jesus fucking christ

>>38078526
I'll tell Jane to invite some of her friends. There's one catch for you but i'm afraid you'll have to crack her because she's 22 and virgin. I know, it so weird to be virgin at this day and age because it so easy to get laid.

>>38078726
I'm calling bullshit, brah. Nobody is a virgin at that age. Well, except for that weird anon faggot that sits in his room all day and watches chinese cartoons.

Sup my nigga? What chu need my nigga? I got it all, just holla at cha boy, we gonna go bust on some niggas tonight, mark ass tricks running they mouth about the crew, we gonna regulate, ya dig? Twist some caps back, my homie Lil Tee got the mac10 all ready, you know I stay with the 9 milli, you wanna come dump these ho ass niggas?

ey bro wanna slide out of here?

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>>38070626
They both are niggers, anon

>>38079226
>Sup my nigga? What chu need my nigga? I got it all, just holla at cha boy, we gonna go bust on some niggas tonight, mark ass tricks running they mouth about the crew, we gonna regulate, ya dig? Twist some caps back, my homie Lil Tee got the mac10 all ready, you know I stay with the 9 milli, you wanna come dump these ho ass niggas?
Niggers speak in even bigger slang.

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Haha what're you doing over there on your phone anon?
Woah! Is that that one website 4chan? Isn't that the deep web?
Hey how do I find the deep web anon? Whats on there? I tried googling it once.
Hey Chad! Look what anon is on!
Gee golly anon you sure know your computer stuff if you're on that deep web!