Tell me /r9k/, how do I earn NEETbux?

>>38069289
Having schizophrenia helps

>>38069289
If you're disabled
The government gives you money
If you are poor as shit
The government feeds you with food stamps and section 8 housing

You apply for them if you have disabilities that cause you to be unable to work or interact with society.
It also really helps if you have them well documented and have prior mental ward admissions from issues related/caused by the disabilities.
If you do apply, you will most likely be turned down on the 1st go and it takes months to apply.

Do you have a major mental illness on your record?

I got the tism and OCD and my application got through in two weeks.

You start buying rental properties our dividend paying stocks.

Get enough, you won't have to work again in your life