Booze

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>>38067319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISmgOrhELXs
Just this and colt 45 for ever now.
My shits coming out like blood and my snot rockets are coming up blood and black.
Fucking nothing else to do but drink cuz I got no fucking job.
Dont matter...never does.

>>38067319
I have bottle of Ballantines, it has been good so far, finished it with some fine best beer my country has to offe, im not usually into Whiskey, im more into Vodka, but this one was a sweet surprise to me

>be back at mom's house for the summer
>casually mention to mom that the cashier at the liquor store asked me to leave my backpack up front
>she's really mad now (I'm half black and mom has convinced herself that this was a racist thing)
>she's friends with the owner
>tfw she's going to complain to management and then find out that I've been going to the liquor 3 days per week for the past month

I'm beyond fucked. Just having some cheap vodka tonight because I'm trying to budget, it's ok but nothing amazing. Kind of like vodka in general. Think I might pair it with some dr pepper or orange juice.

>>38067683
Yeah man do NOT drink vodka straight.
Made a mistake last week with that and my guts did not forgive me.

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had a zima today for the first time ever. shit sucked... but i had to do it for curiosity purposes

>>38067709
straight vodka is for when you, unlike OP, don't give a damn about enjoyment, but just want to get drunk because you're a depressed alcoholic.

>>38067683
>>38067683
Mix it with a juice... Gastric juice! Dont a a pussy.

>>38067765
Oh no I cry every time im drunk...my uncle warned me thats the only time I will show real emotion and he was right.
But No I dont chug vodka like a collage student because its unprofessional and going to make me puke up everything.
Dont chug liquor you putz enjoy it let the liquor make the feeling...Be the liquor enjoy the liquor.
I am the liquor.

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>>38067765
might as well just drink some isopropyl at that point

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>>38067816
>collage student

>>38067824
>drink some isopropyl
I can buy booze at the store I am not doing that again.
Fuck that my throat is fucked enough and I like to sing.

>>38067824
>>38067765
Where are ya from guys? Here if you cant down 0,5l of Vodka at one go, you arent really relevant, Southern Europe rules!

>>38067319
Colt 45 or maybe I'll drink some of that Double Cross vodka I got a while ago I don't know.

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crossing the border to have these on the cheap tonight

>>38067846
Im trying to make a joke...sorry poe's law.
But seriously I dont hug booze but I drink enough in my youth to get the medical bills...thats why im poor lol.

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>>38067972
Aye aye aye mejo el burro.

Just had a Fosters, gonna go for a PBR tallboy next. Playing GTA V.
Shit tier beers ftw. Gotta love that long lasting drunkedness.

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>>38067319
This ale.
It's not great, but it's booze.
Got some other shit also that's just awful (immitation Newcastle Brown Ale), but again, it's ale and it's booze.
Shit's better than what I usually drink to be fair.

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