ITT: ideal gf

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Tfw no leaf gf
Originalioliol

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>>38066994
Too bad this doesn't exist desu

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>>38066994
I have a small project, I'll report back in an hour with progress.

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>>38066994
This is the only non cringy one ive seen here. Good job robon would love of real.

>>38067114
Originally Cringe af

>>38067051
stay the FUCK away from our girls! I may not have access but neither will you!

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>>38067669
desu canada's girls belong to burgerland and there's nothing you can do about it

>>38067051
>believing leaf girls are like this
lol

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I want an INFP gf.

>>38067780
My ex was actually INFP. I'd say about half of these are very fitting, the rest are kind of random or just exaggerated.

Don't idealize any girl though. Even seemingly sensitive girls can prove themselves to be callous towards your feelings.

>>38067780
this sounds like she'd be the fastest to cuck you and give the whole "I'm polyamorous and you need to stop slut-shaming" speech.

I've had one girlfriend in my life and it was fucking horrible so I'm glad all you people still have the hope in you to believe that women are on some higher plane of existence with your madonna-whore shtick because women will always disappoint because they are people like anyone else

>>38068088
>let's talk about the hypothetical ideal
>BUT THAT DOESN'T EXIST
that's the point you donut

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I'd let her violate my NAP if u kno wat i mean

>>38066994
/thread
Well done op.

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>>38066994
I really need to become rich

>>38066994
an eldritch abomination taking human woman form would be fucking hot, no kidding.

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>>38068928
really would be tbqh

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This girl doesn't exist and would never give me the time of day if she did.

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>she made it and you didn't

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>>38066994
I knew a girl like this OP.
The very last thing she said to me before we parted ways from life circumstances was this.
>youll be fine anon
>ill be watching you~

She was my friend for a long time, too bad we didnt keep in touch, she was a really intriguing person.

>>38067109
>I Tell Facts!
dammit anon your standards are too high

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tfw almost dated someone like this

>>38066994
Thanks OP, now I want a kind of gf that doesn't even exist.

wheres the template

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Posting this without context.

>>38067741
>Finnish GF
And yet I read her dialogue in a thick Russian accent.

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>>38067780
>>38066994
>>38069932
>>38068986
i didnt know you guys were so fucking edgy jesus christ

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>>38070110
FUCK OFF! YOU LITERALLY JUST ADMITTED YOUR A NORMIE

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I would move mountains to find her

>>38070266

Lol.

Hope you find what you're looking for anon.

Because that picture indicates the level of delusion you currently operate on.

A lazy, slutty GF.

Prepare to have your heart broken.

>>38070300
>reddit spacing
>admitting he has a normal life
why don't you do this board a favor and off yourself?

>>38066994
That is kind of poetic...

>>38070345

>OH GOD NO SPACES BETWEEN THE LINES

Go cry to your mum about it, you greasy reprobate.

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Posting this from the previous thread.

>>38067051
I crave a leaf gf with small boobs and blonde hair

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I don't know what to puuuuuut here, hee.

>>38070417
post it anyways anon-kun :3c desu!

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>>38070411
I'm unironically saving this, finally an ideal gf image for me, this is perfect thanks anon.

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Gimme an uh uh WADAnohara girlfriend.

>>38067780
o wow look its me

>>38070531
yeah you and every other thot on tumblr! :3c youre not special stacey!

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>>38070498
Finally, I've found someone of my own kin. No problem, my dude.

>>38070543
is this some kind of mentally ill gf? :o

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>tfw this is my gf
Kill me

>>38070613
post it already! whats her diagnosis :3c

>>38070596
This would be so hard for me.
I really want kids, but I'd never be able to leave her like that.

>>38070596
My fucking heart. For some reason it took until this post for me to understand how sad infertility can be.

>>38069493
I don't remember posting this.
However, this is a post I would have made, so how did it get here?

I feel your pain anon. You're 6'1+ as well, aren't you.

>>38070596
hey anon dont give up hope my sister and her husband have been trying for 4 years and just recently had their baby girl :) best wishes!!!

>>38067051
>french
OUT

>>38070596
Shit this is legitimately depressing

>>38067109
Aside from schedule and tell facts this is lots of females already

>>38067741
Asian is truely the master race

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>>38070567
The chubby fetish is very popular on /r9k/

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>>38067780
>"MAKE ME PREGNANT EARTH DADDY"

>>38070596
marry her. can you do ivf?

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>>38070977
Speaking as a filthy fat fetishist, the rapid proliferation of chubby chasers, whale watchers and general fat fucekery is alarming. For one, it's not healthy. My main problem is that before liking fat chicks was like enjoying a kind of nasty food, so when it shows up on the table you get it all to yourself because others can't stomach it. Nowadays, more and more dudes and into hamplanets so the competition is getting tighter. Luckily, I like REALLY fat girls so it's not too crowded yet. Of course this wouldn't be a concern if I already HAD a belly gf.

These threads are /comfy/

Can anyone dump a bunch? I love reading them

>>38066994
>I adore how you squirm beneath me

mmm sign me up for a qt space demon gf

>>38070554
Oh, I think I know you. Interesting.

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I pray every day

>>38071286
nobody knows me! i have no friends! :3c

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Milf GF,cuddling one now :3

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>>38071071
I think we still have an edge. Most chubby girls still feel unloved and they are statistically less likely to be roasties so maybe this gives us an advantage over most robots.

I'm going to a bar next week so I should find a good piggy there. Hopefully.

>>38070977
>>38071071
>>38071461
Speaking of chubby girls
https://youtu.be/ZeBrnuQxEsQ
watch the video

>>38070965
I don't think you understand. I want an Atlas sized girlfriend that's also a purple ape.

>>38070904
5'10''. Never met a girl over 5'7''.

>>38071413
>>38071413
so much this, why must you hurt me this way

>>38071479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwEX7JuLL3g

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>>38071599
She a Liberal who support refugee but since I am an Asian refugee, it help. She pay for my food(vegetable though) and NEET lifestyle( Steam with her) :3 .Foreign NEET, you should try to find a chubby white liberal gf too if you can deal with their bluepill ideaology. They pretty much gorge all over if you are Asian.

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>>38071413
cut my feel into pieces
this is my last repost

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>>38071762
>>38071413
it hurts so fucking bad
why cant i have a mommy or older sister gf

>>38070382
dumb phoneposter fuck off

>>38066994
I usually don't like these threads, but I wish I had a shadow-spawn gf desu
Loyal, Ignorant (But I'm ignorant in her eyes)
and protecting. Oh wale.

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THAT FEEL WHEN NO KOMARU GIRLFRIEND

>>38070939
They find out he was infertile all along. gg

>>38067780
>tfw this but not smol, airheaded or with sparkles and rainbows

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Posting my sheep, you NZ cunts better not touch her.

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>>38067780
you forgot "still believes in santa"
god damn she was a pain

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>>38071807
Go to dating site, Im sure you can find a milf if you just be yourself. Don't try to be a chad or be "too" creepy. Messaging them as quickly as possible when they find you interesting also help. In this day and age, waiting period mean nothing. Found my milf by just saying I enjoy WW2 history in my description, she start a conversation with how her dad own a Luger and we still together 3 years later.

>>38067780
I'm INFP and I can relate to a lot of these. To bad none of these qualities are appealing if you're a male.

>>38072128
t-they are to me anon

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Komaru is the best.

>>38072075
the real problem is that i'm 30+ now, so i'm either their age or older than them, and i'm not into grannies

>>38072139
I have no reason to believe you. Please stop catfishing people.

>>38070505
>I can't wait to ~sea~ you again!
>I can cast a healing spell on you, anon
>I'm so glad you're such a good friend!

>>38072251
plssss gimme more ideas

>>38072236
i'm not i promise! i'm just another sensitive infp looking for comfort and love in this harsh hellscape ;-;

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REPOSTING THE LIST

>White
>Blue or green eyes
>Thicc butt/hips/thighs
>Good sense of humour, can keep a joke going
>Easygoing, not that amibitious
>Nice but can give/take bantz
>No major mental issues
>Emotionally available
>Won't cut contact without warning
>Doesn't drink much or do drugs
>Enthusiastic about some things, generally optimistic
>Virgin
>Indoorsy
>Plays Nintendo vidya
>Enjoys 50's/60's music or at least likes hearing me talk about it
>Takes some initiative in conversation, asks what I'm up to, etc.

So basically a female clone of myself

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Also would like to add futa to this one.

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This is my wife i am posting

>>38072272
I bet you're a "fembot" as well. Please leave lonely robots alone.

>>38072396
im not here to hurt you! i just want to help :<

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>>38072272
Sorry, people can be a tad rude when they are anon, UK is working on it ^\\\^ hopefully you can find that special someone. You can try /pol/, Im sure they love sensetive millennial there.

>>38072472
oh wow you really got me there you fucking cornball, no wonder youre posting on a mongolian image board!

>>38072266
Would you like to share a star fruit with me?
Lets go help that poor person out of that seaweed patch!
Thank you for helping me today, anon. I'm going to become a great Witch like my father would have wanted.
Promise me we'll be friends forever, okay?
I love you, too anon! I love everyone in the sea, because you're all precious to me.

>>38066994
If only aliens were real ;-;

>>38072504
thank you precious wada anon this will help build the image

Stop lurking these shit threads my qt

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This is all I need desu, just someone who'll gib me a reason to keep moving :>

>>38072472
Thank you anon.
>>38072496
Oh they were only trying to be nice.

>>38072530
Only true ideal gf

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>>38072591
There, now it's finished. Thank you Wada anon it is now complete.

>>38072496
Should I stay on /pol/?

>>38072669
She's a beautiful wada

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I want a Microsoft bluescreen GF so I can curse at her to fix her lifestyle.

>>38072554
i-i want a GF like that too...

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I miss tuborg

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>>38071071
>I like REALLY fat girls
And here I thought this situation couldn't get even more relatable for me. How much fat are we talking about here? Is it the amount of fat shown in the image?

i just want a gf to be a lil dominant and to love cuddles, is that so much to ask? i am a fucking normie after all

I want a cute, petite Indian girlfriend with long, thick, beautiful hair and a strong sense of family.

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>>38073172
Yeah she's hot, but she could stand to put on some pounds. It's a big shame, even if I get a belly gf, it'll be difficult not only to get them that big, but get them that big without feeling bad. Maybe it's a good thing I don't have a qt hungry feedee gf so I don't have to deal with this ethical dilemma

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>>38073251
Don't worry. Once you find a feedee girlfriend who doesn't have any limits as to how much weight she can gain, it won't be an issue. Also, do you like your girls this fat? Because I do.

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>White
>Long blonde hair.
>Blue eyes.
>About 5'9'' tall.
>Slim
>Is an outgoing type.
>Occasionally joins my hobbies such as skateboarding and running.
>Is the dominant one in bed.
>Accepts her female roles such as being the housewife.

>>38070596
Do her the best you can, show her that she is the most amazing girl you know. Keep trying, make her the mother she deserves to be. She deserves only the best.

>>38071762
Big sister is top tier but this ought to be more dominant.

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>>38073301
For me there's no limit in how big I'd like a girl to be, hypothetically. I would say in practice I'd want her to at least be able to stand up and waddle around. I'd go to fucking town on a lady that big, then I'd go sleep on her big ol' belly.

>he wants a gf, yet doesn't improve himself

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>>38073425
>then I'd go sleep on her big ol' belly.
Whoa, how'd you know that's one of my utmost desires? Personally, I'd want a girlfriend who can wants to eat and gain weight as much as she possible, disregarding social norms and her own health to live out her sexual desires. Pic related. Well, maybe I'm exaggerating on the "disregarding her own health" part but you should know what I mean.

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>>38066994
this is original robot you fucking ape

>>38067780
>memeing about the immature and unactualized version of INFPs
you deserve everything terrible that happens to you if you date one of these retards
gotta wait for them to grow up before they become actual humans

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>>38067780
GIVE

NOW

FUCK

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE ME UP INSIDE, CAN'T WAKE UP, WAKE ME UP OUTSIDE, TRADE MEEEEEE

>>38069493
>I'm already taller than you
God I hate being 6'2" without an appropriate taller gf. It eats away at me every fucking day

>>38067741
White betas that have no chance with a white girl think they have a chance with gooks.

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i'm in trade school.
females aren't even 2% of the population.

Hey fags. Make an application, maybe some of you can finally stop dreaming

>>38073930

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>>38070411
This image actually made me burst into laughter. Seriously anon?

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>>38073553
Yeah I hear you. I mean it is "ideal gf" not "realistic gf" I'd love a feedee who's willing to trade years for pounds. I'd love to take care of immobile fatty and watch her blimp up, but I don't think it's attainable!
>>38074096
Not the anon that posted that, but it's 100% earnest. Glad it got a laugh out of you.

>>38067741
Why are the asian and finish one two separate entities?

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>>38067741
if that's what you expect from a girl(male)friend, expect to be very disappointed

>>38067780
I-Im INFP a-anon but im a g-guy

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i wish i had a nice girl like this :((((((

>>38070009
Why is she a nigger?

>>38072065
>someone who thinks your personality type is "attractive" is looking for a partner with these qualities
w-welp

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holy cannoli this board has some bad taste in women

>>38074499
Wait this was meant for >>38067780

>>38074516
Most of us (or atleast the ones of us who post in threads like this) also have bad taste in running our own lives

>>38074246
I could go on and on talking about the many things I would do with a feedee girlfriend, but the first thing that comes to my mind would be relaxing on a bed with her while I feed her whatever kind of food she's in the mood for. It's a comforting thought for me, really. I bet a fat woman would be really soft and warm. It's one of the main appeals for me when it comes to fat women.

>>38074516
Why not post abour your ideal GF? I'd love to hear about it.

>>38066994
Any girl that doesn't lie.

>>38072554
Hey I made this one! nice taste anon.

>>38070469
the image conveys enough to imagine her as a quality gf

>>38074580
tanks for making it anon!

>>38074548
I think that's a very common fantasy for feeders, even if it's kind of mundane. Cuddlin' up with a big fatty in bed sound like the definition of comfy!

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I wanna be a chubby-cheeked socialist so I can have a dumbass coloured-haired gf.

>>38072128
Many of those qualities are just as pathetic if you're a woman above the age of 16. Only thirsty betas disagree.

>>38074621
Mundane? You tell me your fantasies about your ideal feedee girlfriend then!

>>38067780
w-what is... the revolutionary solution anon...

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LEMME SEE YOUR WARFACE!
YOU GOT A WARFACE?

AAAAAAAHHHHH

THATS A WARFACE! NOW LET ME SEE YOUR WARFACE!

>>38072337
I re-read clockwork orange because I was so in love with Alex. He is the perfect bf material.

>>38067741
Trap gf is the worst and white gf is way worse than she really is.

>>38074474
She has anemia
Retards don't understand there are several kinds

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Tfw want to die, tfw will never have. :(

>>38073806
>I would only date someone with a fully realized consciousness.

How's that working out for you?

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>>38068986
god this is me, except i don't mind if people call me yandere

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>>38067780
It's not your fault.
We all deserved to be loved.

>>38075508
>She has anemia
>Retards don't understand there are several kinds
Does anemia turn your skin brown? I didn't know that

>>38075685
INFP or not there is no excuse to make a big deal out of harry potter, lie to yourself in order to feel more unique, or make your """depression""" into a meme/identity if you're 18 or older.

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>>38069493
>opposing LS swaps
Best girl besides mine, tbqh

>>38067114
>liberal
>authoritarian right

WHAT?!?!

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>>38074628
>either of those things

>>38075765
No, but one variant (sickle cell anemia) is exclusive to black people.

>>38077771
That doesn't explain why Patchouli is black in that picture though

>>38070266
Pretty much my GF

We've fucked with anime on in the background and stopped because "this is the good part".

>>38067114
W h e r e i s m y n a z b o l p o s a d i s t g f

y o u c u c k ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyuIxyrLjCI

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posting the one who can give me the bond i never had

>>38079061
This is why I hate weebs.

>>38079061
>not being a virgin
>on /r9k/
REEEEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD ASSHOLE

>>38073351
>he unironically wants Stacey
>he thinks a woman possessing all those traits would be willing to date him
>he thinks a woman possessing all those traits hasn't taken 10,000 dicks

>>38078005
Because SHE'S MY DIAMONS GIRL, YOU'RE MY DIAMONS GIRL

>>38078005
She has anemia
Dumb weaboos think that means sickle-cell, so they created this meme that Patchy is actually black

>>38080170
Anemia is some crazy shit.
I'm an anemic spic (congenital iron deficiency) and I'm retarded pale.

>>38074803
Good guy national socialism

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>>38066994
Please don't pick on me i tried to make a hood but i'm shit at drawing.

>>38072337
>tfw no gf to flash her zoobies real horrorshow like out the '95 while we go on a late night game of hogs of the road

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Either this or horny gamer gf are the best a girl can be.
Please for the love of god be out there and be single and be my GF

>>38067109
>tfw when no malware gf

>>38067051
reminds me of how lucky I am

>>38075734
qt
Let me guess, already taken

>>38070469
that's all you need to put anon
she is very cute

>>38081491
My gf was a lot like this at first.

They change.

>>38070942
If she doesn't speak francais she's no real Canadian

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>tfw you will never hold up in a small second story apartment with Jessica and have her cuddle with you for protection as you watch the zombies wander in the street outside and listen to the soft patter of rain on the window

Why even live in a world where Jessica is not real

>>38067762
Only the good ones are.

>>38082532
What the hell is that stance?
That's no way to get good aim.

this thing as a girl is ideal

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>>38082894
i forgot thdto picture

>>38082443
Normie fuck off and die. You don't deserve that gf.

>>38082937
I wish I was like that, but I'm not cool, and only 5'11 :(

>>38083060
I'm the guy that was based off of
Have you tried ranting about how much you hate socialists? Maybe if you do it enough it'll make up for the two inches of height you're missing

>>38082937
>dislikes socialism
Is he a multimillionaire?

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>tfw need to become a better person to get gf
>tfw need gf to help me become a better person
when will it end

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>>38082591
I don't know, they all aim their guns like that.

>>38083379
Socialism is a destructive ideology and doesn't benefit either the working class or the bourgeoisie.

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>>38066994
Original fetish here

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>>38083379
>at this very moment there are fellow anons ITT who, despite their shitty life situations, want it to remain as shitty as possible by rejecting the necessity of a universal basic income as we head into a future where automation and technology leaves billions incapable of finding any semblance of work to afford being alive due to lack of demand for their labor

rly makes u thonk

>>38083474
That makes me think of that twilight zone episode where everybody is ugly pigs, but the really hot woman is considered ugly.

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Why even live at all to be originally honest, lads?

>>38083508
Basic income is bad you turd
If it's high enough then nobody wants to work and society collapses
If it's low enough you need a job to survive

What we really need is to lower the retirement age, it fixes EVERYTHING

>>38083469
If the bourgeoisie still exists then it's not real socialism
>inb4 not real socialism meme
It just doesn't fit the dictionary definition, you retard, of course it's not real socialism

>>38083627
If you really want to make things efficient, you would have it so as soon as people stop working when they're elderly, have them killed. That way no money is wasted on elderly who don't produce anything for society.
Also having all NEETs either killed or forced to work would also increase efficiency.

>>38066994
By what is that inspirated?

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Now this is surreal.

>>38083508
Socialism is not the only system with UBI. It's a very recent development in fact.

>>38070596
Where can find girl like this?

>>38082937
This is pretty much me to a tea.

>>38083508
> basic income becomes a thing
> prices rise since there is now more money in people's hands
> it is impossible to buy a burger for what was a liveable money not so long ago
> rince and repeat until there are no trees to produce paper for money printing

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I know there's more I'm forgetting

>>38083469
In socialism the main concerns of the elite are sustaining the working class so that they can work for them
In capitalism the main concerns of the elite are sucking out money at all means possible

In both ideologies the elite fucks everybody and exploits everyone BUT in socialism the workers end up in a better situation because the elite don't have to engage in gymnastics for profit. Look at the jobs today, almost every job provides nothing in return to the society, nobody is concerned about how to improve the society, everyone just wants to jew out the most money possible, examples:
>finance, marketing, PR e.t.c. People literally work their asses off to make sure that the correct people get the paper, essentially useless but it still exists because they get profit
>bullshit universities, teach nothing but they still exist because they get profit
>sportsmen and celebs get paid as much as thousands of workers because they are profittable
>products are intentionally made shittier so that they break and you are forced to buy new ones (the original jeans somehow lasted for centuries, while modern ones can't even last 5 years)
I don't even want to continue, just look at the list of jobs and you'll be shocked to find out how bullshit all of this is
And don't even get me started on robots, you have actual people working on slave jobs that robots could've done with ease, but the reason humans do it is because their labor is cheaper than buying robots, that's capitalism for you.

That being said natsoc is better than lefty soc

>>38083627
>If it's high enough then nobody wants to work and society collapses
This point isn't correct because there are a plethora of people right now with burning passion for their work who 100% do not do it just to make a living, and those same kinds of people will still exist. In addition, many business magnates, Fortune 500 CEOs (Mark Fuckerberg & Elon Dusk come to mind), and great minds (Stephen Hawking, James Hansen) believe basic income will become necessary if you think an appeal to experts has any merit.

>>38083760
Really? Forgive my ignorance then, could you explain that a bit? Basic income seems like the very starting ground of a pure socialist system.

>>38072064
You the one who drew her? Nice work. How do you deal with nonexistance of your waifu?

>>38083673
With modern technological advance and robots and stuff you need like 100 people to sustain 500 people. In a fair system with no jewing you would have the ~80% of the population unemployed, that's why I chose the middle aged/elderly to be the welfare class.
If you kill all the elderly and the middle aged then the 25+ year olds become the new elderly you know

>>38083823
>rince and repeat until there are no trees to produce paper for money printing
The jews have thought this part too
That's why we have bitcoins now

>>38083952
> plethora of people right now with burning passion for their work who 100% do not do it just to make a living
Citation needed.

> Zuckeberg, Hawking, Hansen
Neither is an economist.

> Musk
Same here. Bonus points for keeping his businesses afloat only due to governnent subsidies. As for PayPal he did not do a single thing for it.

>>38084035
No, they wouldn't become the new elderly. What I'm saying is that as soon as someone is too old to work, killing them would be much more efficient than giving them free money for sitting around doing nothing.

>>38083952
>(((Elon Cuck))) and (((Mark Faceberg))) would never lie to me, they want the best for everyone! That's why they keep their billions to them even though they could've fed all the starving
>the workaholics are definitely enough to sustain a society! Lets ignore the fact that most of them work on fake and fun jobs and almost nobody in their right mind would harvest food or build buildings if they had the option of not doing so

>>38084106
Why?
Are you mad that someone who deserves to have fun can have fun while you work?
That's the reality we're living in, we don't need everyone to work to sustain it, therefore some should have fun while being unemployed, and lets be honest, nobody deserves it more than those that already went through the wageslave cycle

>>38083952
Kek, only like 1% of people would actually keep doing their job if they didn't have to. People only work as hard as they do so that they can get more money you retard.

>>38084184
Did you even read my posts? All I was saying is that killing off those who don't work would be the most efficient systems, I wasn't advocating for them personally. (Although it would be interesting to see what a society would be like at max efficiency.)

>>38084187
And that 1% is working on jobs that nobody needs
You know, people that like their own jobs are usually artists, designers, capitalists, pimps, models, writers and stuff like that
Have you met a factory worker or a farmer that's really a fan of his labor?

>>38084077
do you need a citation for something so obviously true? hold up let him get a citation for the claim that you needed an internet connection to post here

and there are plenty of economists who believe in the shit, but people like
>>38084140
would just decry them too
>>38084187
that just isn't true, you really think doctors and researchers grind as hard as they do just to make slightly less pathetic six figures when their intellect and effort could've made them ten figures?

>>38074349
>>38067741
You guys spend too much time on /pol/. White girls are much nicer to me than asians.

>>38083941
> finance, marketing, PR
No matter how awesome your product is, nobody's going to buy it unless there is some way to know about it. Gues who's making this way?

> bullshit universities, teach nothing but they still exist because they get profit
> sportsmen and celebs get paid as much as thousands of workers because they are profittable
There is demand for both entertainment and knowledge. Nobody's forcing people to buy it.

> products are intentionally made shittier so that they break and you are forced to buy new ones (the original jeans somehow lasted for centuries, while modern ones can't even last 5 years)
Stop buying crap that costs $20 and get something decent.

> you have actual people working on slave jobs that robots could've done with ease, but the reason humans do it is because their labor is cheaper than buying robots
Minimizing costs is one of the tasks of the business. It would be government administration's task in a socialist country, so nothing would actually change.

And both generic and national socialism are left wing.

>>38084236
Ok, lets assume apples are the only thing humans need in terms of survival and entertainment
There are 1000 humans on earth and each one needs an apple a day. 200 people are enough to produce 1000 apples daily.
Question: how does killing the 800 unemployed make the system more efficient if we're just going to have 40 apple makers and 160 unemployed on the next day?

>>38084292
There are other things they can do than picking apples.
If we followed your dumb logic, we could infer that since only 1% of the population is farmers, and that they make more than enough food for the entire population, then therefore 99% of people wouldn't need jobs.
But guess what, there's plenty of other jobs they can do.
Plus if in your apple example, if they had excess apples, they could just sell the extras to people who don't have apples, and become wealthier.

>>38083401
where do i find a girl like this pls

>>38084259
Maybe instead of saying that "it's SOOOO obviously true" you would at least try to explain and rationalize it?
Also economists are the worst people to get economic advice from. You might as well ask drug dealers if drugs harm your health or not
>>38084281
I'm not falling for it
But everyone I'm surrounded with does, you see the problem now?

There's a very similar saying actually, "I don't watch TV, but I have to constantly deal with people that do"

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>>38084426
>Plus if in your apple example, if they had excess apples, they could just sell the extras to people who don't have apples, and become wealthier
This is either the best bait I've heard today or I'm talking to a person that's legitimately insane. Or a jew.

>>38084597
Do you honestly not understand what trade is? Are you really that retarded?

>>38084426
No, the apples are the only thing the society needs
It's everything that there is (maslow's hierarchy of needs), if you create new jobs it would literally be 400 people digging a hole and 400 people fixing the holes created by the other 400
You can't just make up jobs for everyone, no society needs that much labor

>>38084618
You don't need trade in socialism
That's why we don't end up in situations like the world is in today, where (((successful traders))) have 5000 apples that they will never eat while 5000 people are starving

>>38084642
Real world societies are constantly changing. There was little to no demand for programmers 50 years ago, now even Zimbabwe needs them.

>>38084618
Everyone gets their apples
You don't need to sell an apple because everyone already has one
And anyways, how is anyone going to buy your apple if apples are everything that it is to life (in this example), how are they going to buy it?

>>38084671
Those people are starving because they're stupid niggers.

>>38084717
>communism is bad for societies!!!
>diversity is bad for societies!!!
>this african country made up of 100000 tribes where its first leaders had a hard on for the USSR is only fucked up due to its gene pool and there are literally no other factors involved
rlly makes u think

>>38084672
That doesn't answer the question
>>38084717
They are stupid, but if you don't know: the same stupid negroes don't starve in western countries. The main reason why they are starving is not the obvious lack of intellectual capabilities but the fact that bourjews own everything in their countries.
You literally have a store owner with tons of food and starving people who are starving because they can't buy it from him.
Because if a something doesn't sell... Well, then it doesn't exist and nobody will give it away, because capitalism.

What the fuck are you nerds fighting about this time

>>38084770
Jokes on you, they started starving after capitalists conquered their land and privatized everything that there was
Capitalism is the reason they are starving, not socialism.

>>38084671
Any single socialist country resulted in party bosses bathing in luxury while other people ate seaweed. Not even memeing in case of Soviet Union, there was rarely any food except for bread, potatoes and seaweed to the extent that friggin sausages were something to try hard to get. Unless you're a shop manager's friend, of course.

>>38084696
So first of all, even if a society has all of it's needs met, it won't last. The population will eventually increase to the point where there aren't enough apples, and people will find new things that they "need".

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>>38066994
Oh wow, my shadow-spawn picture is still being circulated around, I thought that died off a bit ago.

Serious question: what is it about her that makes her resonate with so many people other than me at the time of creation?

>>38084839
What economic system is better
The one where the Rothschilds can afford everything a human needs times x100000 while everyone else is working their asses off OR the one where the retirement age is 30 and nobody is starving

>>38084821
Niggers aren't starving in the US because whites literally pay for all their shit, and produce everything they need as well. Niggers don't own anything here and they aren't starving.

>>38084856
They're starving because we subsidize their population growth and they're too stupid to organize effectively or farm properly

>>38084896
>Any single socialist country resulted in party bosses bathing in luxury while other people ate seaweed
You see, the thing is that I agree
What I'm claiming is that capitalism is even worse
>Not even memeing in case of Soviet Union, there was rarely any food except for bread, potatoes and seaweed to the extent that friggin sausages were something to try hard to get
Everyone above the age of 26 that I know lived in the USSR, food was never a problem for anyone after the holodomor times.

>>38084927
Except that the second one you mentioned doesn't exist, and never will.

>>38071286
That person could be someone else, he could be me. Could be that person you are talking about, only actually a different person. you see, you don't actually know. I find your assumptions to be abhorrent, an assumption such as that you absolutely know who some anon is borders on a disorder that I call schizophrenia. Basically this means that you got fluid pockets on the top of your brain really fucking your shit up.

>>38067051
>Have you seen my rake? What's so funny?
...oh gosh, that's cute

>>38084899
Then you'll create jobs to provide them what they need if it is worth it, but technically it would be just an expansion on the apple concept
>Not enough apples
You'll have laws to prevent that, e.g. if you decide to have N amount of children then no apples for you. Nobody is going to doom the planet by not preventing overpopulation
>>38084945
>They're starving because they're too stupid to organize effectively or farm properly
Do you seriously believe this? How bluepilled can you be?
Again, the reality in Africa is that the food is harvested and is there, but people can't afford it.

>>38084978
I know
blame the jews

In fact any discussion about financial systems is pure fantasy because the capitalists will NEVER let good things happen

>>38084969
I live in Russia. Anybody who lived in USSR told me about several hundred meters long queues for basically anything, public toilets included. People were aiming for scientific careers not because they had hard ons for science but because closed cities had plenty of otherwise deficit stuff like fruit, milk or meat. Yet now I'm able to walk into any shop and buy anything I want despite having no connection to anybody influential. Speak about evils of Soros and Rotschilds.

>>38070904
>>38071580
Fuck, I have the opposite problem, I'm a 5'4'' tall man, I just want a small qt gf

>>38085052
The problem is that none of this works in the real world, because if you limit your population, you'll simply be conquered by a country with a much higher population. Plus if you only have farmers supporting a large population, you won't have any productive capacity, and won't be able to create enough weapons to defend your society.
The example itself isn't enough to consider all the real world factors into consideration, and as such is only feasible in very specific situations, or not at all.

>>38085080
Except that many non-capitalist systems have been tried, and they have always either self-destructed, or been conquered by the much more efficient and successful capitalist systems.

>>38085097
Aga, poetomu prodolzhitelnost zhizni bila na 10 let vishe togda
Tebe predvzatie ludi vse eti istorii pro golod rasskazivaut

>>38085296
>if you were conquered by someone then their system is better
WEW

I think some idiots in the middle ages were thinking that the Mongolians had the best quality of life because they conquered half of the world

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>>38066994
Why do girls have to be so cute? I want gf.

>>38085296
>efficient and successful
Tell me more about how efficient and successful Africa, Asia and Latin America are
There are 7 billion people alive now, pretty much everyone lives under capitalism (including China), and less than a billion live in developed countries. 90% of the people living under capitalism are fucked and forced to feed the rest, but you are ignoring this and pretending that your big western city is the average capitalist community
Moreover capitalism has murdered hundreds of millions and continues to murder, that's more than all the other ideologies combined
inb4 THE ARGUMENTS I USE FOR SOCIALISM CAN'T BE USED AGAINST CAPITALISM!!

>>38085303
Eta tablitsa govorit, chto ti pizdabol. I ya ne govoryu pro golod, ya govoryu pro otsutstviye mnogih produktov potomu kak pizdili, i ne oligarhi, a vsyakiye tovarovedy i prodavtsy.
http://www.gks.ru/free_doc/new_site/population/demo/demo26.htm

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This is the only gf for me.
We will conquer ancient china together

>>38085414
>ojidaemaya prodoljitelnost jizhni
>OJIDAEMAYA
eto ne statistika lol, sam to chitaesh chto kinul?

>>38085565
Na, prosveschaysya.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_expectancy

>>38085416
I see you are a man of culture among sheep.

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Chinese gf please.

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rate my impossible future gf

>>38085920
>Impossible
Depends how attractive you want them to be. I know one who could certainly become this but she's like 4/10

>>38085958
attractiveness is pretty subjective. I'd have to see her but it's not like im picky ive been here far too long for that

Brump bump bump bump bump

>>38085416
cao cao appear before me please ravage my lands

>>38071071
>Nowadays, more and more dudes and into hamplanets so the competition is getting tighter.

Wrong. No guys are into me.

>>38073172
>>38073251
Oh, I'm not fat ENOUGH.


So I'm not fat enough for the fat fetishist, not thin enough for the majority of dudes.

WKBxr none

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>>38087900
>tfw no chubby insecure gf
>tfw you'll either ignore me or try and act as if you're some sort of monster that I wouldn't be attracted to
>tfw I don't even know why I'm hurting myself by posting this right now

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>>38087900
I guarantee that a fat fetishist would love you. The anons you quoted were just talking about fantasies, while I'd love a fuckhueg whale gf in theory, I'd much rather be with a girl who's just decently tubby, for a plethora of reasons. Don't give up hope, the reason you don't get much attention is probably just because even guys who are into fat ladies are kind of shy about it.

>>38087900
I'm fat myself and like plenty of fat girls.
Are you into fat dudes?

>>38087900
I dont want to sound rude, but te problem for most girls is not being fat but being ugly/having an ugly personality
I really dont mind fatties if they are cute desu, unless they are shitty people

>>38084923
I don't know why I love it so much, but I do.
Thank you for making it, it means a lot to me. She's a great gf.

>>38085746
Aren't mainland Chinese overrated as fuck though?

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>tfw no yuppie gf to go to Dorsia with

>>38084923
I guess its just the idea of having a really powerful being find you attractive and in turn being subservient to you is hot. And she's cute

>>38083941
All good points, anonymous poster. Good stuff.

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>>38066994
>I do not trust how those women are looking at you
>tfw no possessive gf

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>>38072554
>tfw will never have shy gf

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>>38073158
>wanna go? I'm a tru viking decedent!
>flexs non-existent muscles

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>tfw no evil villain gf to take over the world with

>>38067741
Finnish>Asian>>>trap>>>>>'white girl' desu

>>38067780
That's literally me, hit me up bb

>>38070266
Dude that's totally me but I'm not a qt redhead

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The most ideal.

>>38077375
brainlet detected

dasjdhjsd

>>38091699
Then you need to become my gf.
How horny are you constantly?

>>38083891
based ancapwaifu

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I hope I find a chick like this once I get back into uni.

>>38092047
Me too. Im starting uni in august, and i would like to get a fit gf

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>>38066994
Nothing specific, but is it so much to ask for a person who genuinely cares about me and shows affection? Like fuck I just want a girl who appreciates when i do dorky things like write her poems or buy her flowers. The dream is to find someone who you can just be with and be happy, you dont need to talk just being around one another is enough.

A man can dream

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probably put too much text, overdid it

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Oh hey its me again, how's everyone?

>>38067780

INFP's are clinically insane; They can go off the rails at a moments notice. Stay as far away as possible.

>>38093820
Long time no see
I'm doing pretty good, bored on summer break tho
How about yourself?

>>38083508
thonk harder idiot

>>38068879
Do people unironically believe this? Kek.

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I L0VE Y0U F0REVER MY L0VE

>cook every day
>do his laundry
>give massages
>succ on command
>clean everything bc he wont
>never leave the house at his command bc he gets mad
>never talk to anyone
>let him go through my phone
>remove his clothing bc he lazy
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND STILL CHEAT ON ME WHY CANT I BE LOVED COMPLETELY IM DYING SEND HELP HE GETS MAD OVER EVERYTHING I WANT OUT BIT HAVE ISSUES

>>38094848
homos cant love

>>38094866
We are in a straight relationship and i am a female posting this on 4chan's r9k board. IM NOT FAT I HAVE EATING ISSUES

80% of the posts here are much easier to get if you make an effort to start enjoying cock. Problem solved. Good luck.

>>38094916
you have no sympathy from me

>>38094957
LOVE ME ANON KUN I AM DETERIORATING NOT REALLY BECAUSE I AM DEVOTED TO MYperfectBOYFRIEND HUSBAND FOREVER HAHAHSDJDKKDDN

>>38094974
I hope he has sex with many other women behind your back

>>38082443
Yup. I can agree

I just want someone who likes what I likes and isn't that flirtatious.

I know it might seem shallow that I want a girl that likes to play vidya and play MTG but I want to spend time with her while doing things I like.

Also with being flirtatious I want to know for sure that she likes me and isn't some THOT or whatever the internet calls girls these days.

There's a lot of other things (being pretty, laughs a lot and at my jokes, ETC.) but I feel like those are the main two points I would like

>>38095035
Its 11pm and hes not home, he does this every night. No need to hope.

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>>38095107
fuck other men behind his back desu

>>38095120
Im not a bad person.
Tfw my whole life is a series of unfortunate things happening to me.
This guy was supposed to be my escape

>>38095161
Assuming this is real for a sec, why not just leave him and find someone else? Even if you're alone, it is better than the emotional abuse, however mild/strong, that you're going through. No human being deserves that shit.

Then after you leave, if you find yourself unable to find a loving partner, work on yourself. Become better for you and you'll become a better prospect for them.

>>38095319
Id be embarassed bc everyone was like "thats not gonna work" and i have to prove them wrong. We have engagement rings already. When im away from him i hate him but the second i see him im his dickslave. Also id be homeless for a while and i live in the hood. Sometimes i just gotta hope one of us gets in a crazy accident.

>>38095404
I feel bad for the next guy you date because if he's a decent guy, you're not going to show him half the loyalty you show this asshole.

>>38071479
Made me feel desu

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actualgf.ong

>>38095538
Right?
It made me feel a bit sad

>>38095595
>Hate self deeply
> work hard to improve one aspect of yourself that you think will make you whole
>it doesn't work
> self hatred deepens
Pretty much my entire adult life

>>38095674
Yeah it hits pretty deep no matter what gender.
Thought it would be perfect since we're on /r9k/

>>38089332
Chinks are insectoid subhumans who should be exterminated
The same goes with Koreans

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>>38067109
9/9 gf bonzi girl

My ideal gf is my fiance

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repostan qt ginger gf

>>38068879
>HWONG CHONG BONG BONG

Meme-tier taste

>>38068061
lol this happened to me we were dating for 3 years then she fucked some cyborg and lied to me about it

>>38085012
edgeposter pls go

>>38074464
oh my god fucking gimme

do girls like this even exist who aren't black

>>38066994
Stuff like this has been my fantasy for like, the last 8 years. This shit would be fucking sweet.
>Entity from beyond existence
>Isn't some sort of Lovecraftian monster hateful pleb tier entity, but a creature that doesn't even know what good/evil/love is
>Only has a base understanding of boredom, and that it's very bored
>Encounters earth as it drifts aimlessly through dimensions
>Finds you
>Grows increasingly attached to you and human desires
>Learns that love is the shit, lives to give the both of you unimaginable pleasure
>Some shitty SCP Foundation organization tries to get in the way and captures you for questioning on how to combat the creature
>Shadow-spawn gf goes fucking batshit insane and crushes the entire Men In Black brigade in a revenge spree
>Becomes super over-protective of you and makes you nigh omnipotent to prevent death
>You then explore the universe with clingy Lovecraft gf
>Tfw no godlike shadow monster gf

>>38096360
WHY DOES REALITY HAVE TO BE SO BORING

>>38085920
>raid
>BDO
O I am laffin