Who here inadvertently got to 2nd base?

>>38065878
go on
tell the details

>>38065922
thats it. I had to fight back my cum.
thats how much of a virgin i am.

sounds like an ethics violation if true, where was this?

>>38065878
not sure how that would happen if you're in a chair laying back

>>38065936
fucking greentext it you sperg.
I want to live vicariously through you.
Write a story, give details. What's she look like, how big were they, how long did it last.
Tell a story.

>>38065994
it was a normal dental visit until suddenly
she moved up her chair
plopped her boobs on the back of my head.

She sat there for 20 minutes
moving back and forth
I almost cummed like 6 times
I kept on thinking about a naked elderly man to stop it.
barely survived

>>38066120
god you suck at this.

>>38065878
We telling embarrassing dentist stories?
>at the dentist
>shes doing shit in my mouth
>my tongue keeps pushing against her tools subconsciously and she holds it down with the little mirror
>"Anon, you have a really strong tongue, has anyone ever told you that?"
>I make a no sound
>"What else is strong?"
>she feels my biceps
>sperg out and just look away until she stops
>plot twist: she was fucking old and ugly and I was genuinly disturbed, now I know how girls feel when they are hit on by old men

>>38065878
>face
>>38066120
>back of head

which one was it you fucker

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>>38066300
>next up on everyones favorite show, "things that never happened"

>>38066193
im not here to be your slut
>>38066349
my virgin mind was so ecstatic that my details are imprecise

>be a young boy
>go to barber shop I've always gone to
>get my hair cut by a woman that works there instead of the guy I usually get
>have my hands wresting on the armrest under the little cover they put on you with my fingers hanging over the front edge
>barber turns my chair to do my front line
>pushes crotch right into the front of my fingers
>doesn't attempt to move or readjust
>I just sit frozen and enjoy it

I've had a lot of stories like this including women reaching over me and their boobs resting on my arm or hand, or suspicious accidental butt rubs against my hand. I don't know if women are just clumsy and unaware of their bodies or if many of them are undercover freaks.

>during uni introduction everyone has to give a shoulder massage to the person sitting next to them
>it was a girl
Who else /literallyindisputablyChad/ here?

>>38065936
Greentext it you personified donut

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>the only other person who has seen and touched my dick was my GP when checking for testicular cancer
>she gave me a smile the last time I saw her

It's the easiest way to get a women to handle your dick if you're a hopeless virgin.

>>38066543
That's fucking alpha desu

>>38066636
Finally I get the recognition I deserve.

My hairdresser always touches my elbow with his junk