/britfeel/ mordorfeel: the fellowship of the feels

this is now a super secret britfeel

>>38061863
>no dark pepe as the eye of sauron
try again

>>38061863
>this OP image is alright as a one-off event but should not become the main at all

I'm gonna join the fellowship of feels.

>>38061863
>ebin in the fellowship

he's an orc for sure

>>38061960
>this OP image is alright as a one-off event but should not become the main at all
it was never intended as anything else

I think a gout sack in my knee has burst. I'm in fucking agony here lads. One of you come give me lots of morphine.

>>38061957
oops
>>38061994
no fuk u

>>38061863
nice
I think
>tfw, stuck in east devon
should be golem, always pining for his precious(way out of his hell.)

>>38061863
Ebin and tilde should have been Sam and frodo. Pakipoo as gollum. Britnormie as sarumon. Kev as aaragon with shippy and xi as gimli and legolas

>>38061863
Truck boys should represent Ronan tbqhwy

>>38061994
that's a bit mean. let the lad have this 1, he did put effort in eh.

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What are you all drinking?

>>38062039
I struggled for a Gandalf - there isn't really a paternal figure in this thread (other than kev maybe)

>>38062051
>ronan
as in keating?

>>38062065
the blood of my enemies.

originale

>Duck in the OP
Based

Replying from last thread

>>38061918
>What's your actual practical experience though? It's alright knowing the theory, but it's a whole different experience actually being in the lab. (The learning curve is about 1000x steeper than cooking). Things often go wrong with no explanation as to why, and learning how to prevent such occurrences is 90% of the battle.

I've got plenty of lab experience and even made a few cheeky nitrostyrenes in my time, they really are beautiful yellow crystalline solids.

I agree though, book knowledge won't tell you how to work up all that LAH without making a milkshake.

>>38062065
holsten pills
and smoking some nice blues

>>38062079
shit, meant Rohan kek

>>38062078
Nightwalk Anon can be added to fill spare places desu

>>38062130
nightwalker anon should be strider desu. he was made for the role

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>>38062078
Milk Cat 105

>>38062148
Good shout lad. Shove some random waifu posters as Merry and Pippin too

>>38061863
mado should be eowyn. she likes wielding a blade

>>38061863

Put Tilde as Tom Bombadil

Disclaimer: basically my only piece of knowledge about LotR is that I tried to read it and dropped it at Tom Bombadil

>>38062039
Goodfellas poster as an orc

>>38062185
I think merry and pipin should always have hoods up covering their faces. they can represent the anons that help make this thread what it is

>>38062065
earl grey

Summary of changes to be made OP image lad

>Tilde and Ebin as Sam and frodo
>Poleaboo as gollum
>Britnormie as sarumon
>Nightwalk Anon as strider (how do we represent him?)
>Shippy and xi as legolas and gimli
>Hooded characters for Merry and Pippin to represent the anons

>>38062203
nah mado is galadrial, mysterious.

>>38061863
Hmm, well that OP image is certainly unique

>>38062334
No damonlad?

>>38062065
Trying out a new beer. Tastes too sweet for my liking

>>38062334
>Tilde and Ebin as Sam and frodo
The gayest characters for the gayest posters

>>38062370
Suggestions are more than welcome. Think he would make a good aaragon now that I think about it

>>38062376
What brand lad?

Truck boys as Ring Wraiths

>>38061863
You should play out each act using the OP image over the course of the next week.

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the verdict is in lads

>>38062407
To be fair that was what I thought of too.

>>38062411
WKD

original

>>38062407
>>38062438
nah you guy are wrong.
damon lad should be legolas, no fuck it, borormir

>>38062411
A german beer called Franziskaner Weissbier

spilt beer on my touchpad and its spazzing out reeee

>>38062514
Unlucky. I'm worried I'm going to do the same with my desktop

>>38062065
Currently a can of Guinness. Already sank 4 SanMiguels. Did the weekly weed purchase from the niggers earlier today so a fat joint will end the night as usual.

Just woke up lads, the absolute state of my life

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Gooood evening, /britfeel/!

How are you doing this f-f-friday?
What have you got planned?
Best film of the LotR trilogy?

Hope you've all had a great week and have an even greater night no matter what you get up to tonight!

Two towers is my favourite tbqh, I know it's a little slower but that's kind of why I love it so much.
gimli a best

Can't wait to play Crash Bandicoot, just waiting for my PS4 to update now!

>>38061863
This is genuinely my favourite OP so far, fucking
well done sophieanon.

Truck Boys as Eagles

really want a fag ffs lads

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>Embedding GPS co-ordinates in photos
>Uploading all photos taken online to an album without your knowledge

Has ANYONE ever in the history of phones wanted these """features""""

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>>38062562
good evening lenlad

>>38062562
Fuck off. You got what you wanted

>>38062559
ebin?

original comment lol

>>38062562
Best one is RotK

>gimli a best

>not Frodo.

Lad, please.

I love crash bandicoot, did you play the original trilogy much?

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I'm joining the Company of Chaos because everyone else is joining the Fellowship of Feels and I don't wanna be mainstream

Well done OP, thanks for putting the effort into this

>>38062562
The films where good desu, but you can't beat the book.
my favourite part of that was when I started reading it, the worst, when I finished it. 2nd favourite part was when I re-read it, 2nd worst part, I spilled my drink on my first copy had to buy a new 1, but that lead to my 3rd favourite part, getting to read it again, ah good memories

>>38062630
Don't be a spoilsport, Ebin

>>38062586
Doxxanon does

But yeah it's pretty stupid

>>38062562
>didn't ask for despair husbando

I think the end is coming lads.

>>38062681
I love you tomoko-chan. You are my new brit waifu <3

>>38062696
Not either of them but their views are both correct

>>38062562
fuck off len with your tired act
>wah ebin >:(
fuck that wasteman too

I'm just gonna be that wizard from The Hobbit who hangs out in the woods getting high all the time

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>>38061863
gimli should this guy.
The guy in pic related said that he was 4'4 about 2 years ago on /britfeel/ he would be a perfect match.

Ebin as the mouth of sauron

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Enjoying my new camera lads

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>Tired of game's repetitive music
>Too much of a pleb to have a playlist to use

>>38062854
>checks exif data
ah yes

>>38062065
pint cans of stella

>sober
>Can't chat up birds because autism

>Drunk
>Can't get it up

Fuck life t b h

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GIVE ME A GF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW LADS

>>38062595
Evening, anon!
W-which one's me?

>>38062630
Not sure what you mean?

>>38062675
RotK is feckin good, they all are really. I need to watch them all again soon.

>tfw you'll never consol gimli when he finds out what happened in the mines of moria

I absolutely played the shit out of the original trilogy as a kid. I spent an autistic amount of time on the 3rd one.
I would 105% it and then start a new save file to do it again.

I was a weird kid.

How about yourself? are you getting the remake?

>>38062693
I've only read through the books once and I was about thirteen ,so I've forgotten a fair amount but they were a really good read. I've read the Silmarillion and have the Children of Hurin to read as well.
It's nice that you still enjoy reading it. Do you have a fancy pants edition?

>>38062732
I really hope he is okay, he disappeared around his exams and I haven't seen him since.

If you're here despair husbando anon, pls respond!

>>38062732
What end would that be?

>>38062242
/pol/ has arrived
best meme

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>>38062927
>sober
>straight, constant tfwnogf

>drunk
>want to fuck guys

>>38062971
>happy
>tfw no gf

>depressed
>tfw no bf

h-ha

>>>/tv/84465715
>>>/tv/84465715
>>>/tv/84465715

Crystal Maze time

Two colleagues get the same train back home as me

Today they decided to stand next to me while waiting

Tried speaking but couldn't do it naturally
I felt pathetic with them both being significantly over 6ft

We boarded the train, me trailing behind
One of them said "should we sit at a table?", the other agreed

I slipped back onto the shadows and sat a few rows behind them hiding behind a newspaper

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>>38062955
>W-which one's me?

youre ours lenlad, of course you are on the bottom
you can top tomoko-chan though, you came once but it doesnt look like he was really into it

>>38062988
>I felt pathetic with them both being significantly over 6ft
Because you're an inferior male. It's why you get so emotional and spastic when faced with the fact you're a paki, lower than whites.

>>38062988
I know the feel, I hate it when you're not sure if you're part of the group or not so you don't know whether to follow them

>>38062971
W-why are you making fun of me? ;-;

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>>38062955
>How about yourself? are you getting the remake?

Not yet! I don't own a PS4 unfortunately. I've played the originals a bunch of times though!

First one is soooo difficult, especially getting the keys and stuff. Give us a shout if you 100% it, and tell us if it's easier than the originals, I'd like to know :)

>>38062595
Link to this thing? I can't remember the name of it.

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ebins farts will never make a sound again

>>38063059
inkei m8

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>>38063052
I'm not anon I'm recounting what happens to me when I drink a lot.

>>38063050
Do you also know the feel of filming white women showering and wanting to breed that out of them?

>>38063050
Part of the problem is that it was easier to believe I wasn't

I knew continuing to interact with them would be painful so I escaped

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>>38062931
>wanting a gf instead of a wife

If you want a gf so bad why don't you just go to the wife market in china?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U21i-FLuUiI

Exhausted but cant sleep. Would take a valium but worried I'm becoming too dependant

>>38063074
Sorry mate, that's the autism kicking in, paranoia. Everyone's a bit gay, just comes out more with some. Get shitfaced and go to a pride festival and see if you get satisfaction.

>>38063068
How do I get it so they have sex?

>>38063187
affinity option near the bottom lad, theres one for anus and vagoo

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I had to deliver a vial of morphine today to a hospice dispensary for a terminally ill patient

Gf cooked me (us) a nice dinner that I'm currently eating as I am typing this while she is enjoying some leisure time of her own.


Feels good, brehs

>>38063211
Sounds grim. You deliver for pharmacists or something?

>>38063211
>these are the people delivering drugs to your poor grandparents.

>>38063211


Should have said you are too far from the hospice, but you will ship it do them, man.

>>38063236
It's a bit rude to be posting here whilst eating your qts food.

>>38063236
>she is enjoying some leisure time of her own
What kind of leisure time?

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Looks like Tilde really likes (You) lads.

please dont shout at me but what the fuck is going on here. whats with the lotr memes. why are there weird neon cocks. i havent been on the thread all day, someone fill me in.

>>38063336
That OP should have been retired 6 months ago. Time for a change

>>38063252
>>38063254
>>38063259

I deliver supplies to pharmacies and hospitals/hospices

They usually order morphine tablets (oramorph) although today they needed a vial for a terminally ill patient.

>2016
Spend the entire year making jokes about Harold Shipman

>2017
Deliver morphine to pensioners in hospices who pass away a few hours later

>>38063291


She's wrapping up the second season of a Russian comedy tv series, but I am a few episodes behind and don't want any spoilers hence why we are not watching it together right now

>>38063355
Why is she watching a russian comedy series?

>>38063377
Because she likes Russian comedy I imagine

anon bought himself a Russian bride

>>38063377

Because it is entertaining, what kind of a questions is this?

Why do you claim an animu wifu ?

>>38063394

lol, neither of us is Russian, it's just a funny series. Is the rest of /r9k/ all Japanese?

i shall think about lenlad in the shower whilst giving myself great pleasure

>>38063336
Plenty filled in I think.

>>38063395
I don't claim an anime waifu
I was just wondering if you were russian. If you were I would have spoken russian to you

>>38063354


How many CD registers do you see a day, anon?

>>38063425
There's some Len doujins on sadpanda if you're interested

I'm not particularly a fan of them

>>38063454
i said lenlad, not len

>>38063439

nope, not Russian, but I do understand it no problem. Haven't spoken it for years though, so conversing in it is another question

>>38063461
You know what he looks like? 'kin hell, Saku, do your e-rp in private, or don't, and let him play his Crash Bandicoot you clingy fuck!

>>38063321
Oof ouch me back he's penetrated me through me back lads aaaaaaaah

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moni likes his meat non halal if you know what i mean

the piggu came 6 times and moni 5, what a slut

>>38063488
vocaroo that shit, NOW

>>38063461
you don't know what he looks like you pathetic prisiongay

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Oh my days. Ruben Neves to sign for Wolves for 20m in the Championship. I'm about to spunk myself lads.

>>38063442

Too fucking many, Shipman really did overload us with paperwork in the end

d o n ' t u n d e r s t a n d

>>38063534

>tfw one MST tablet missing and every single member of stuff is in panic and looking everywhere

ah, those were the days

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was mike tyson the king of the manlets? he was only 5 ft 8 and he knocked out tons of fellas who were over 6 ft. will lankets ever recover?

>>38063567

ooga booga posting should be permabanned

got ridiculous nicotine cravings but the only nicotine i had in the house has nicorette inhaler cartridges which i had to puff without the mouthpiece

r e a l i s e i d i o t

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bad dragon makes some proper mad shit lads, who the fuck could ever use this thing?

>>38063500
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1O2oM6yJGH4

5th shit of the day lads

Each one takes about half an hour as well

Think I'm dying

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>>38063488
Definitive proof that Homo Chad wanted you.

>>38063623
I've seen someone use it. I highly doubt they have to put any effort into shitting

>>38063016
Wew. The things you can do in your web browser these days.

>>38063054
First one seems as difficult as I remember, but it's been a long long time since I played it last.
It's still really really fun though, and it looks beautiful! It's put a smile on my face desu

I've been away from these threads for a couple of months or so, what epic memes have I missed

>>38063580
fuck off to pol you racist cunt

>>38063714
We have a pakistani poster (not amir) who gets really upset about the word PAKI now.

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>tfw getting promoted to Grand Master on Tekken

Might make Lee my main desu~

How are you doing tonight lads? Any plans for the weekend?

>>38063648
He hated me more than I thought haha. The other people I work with keep saying he was really mean to me behind my back desu

>>38061863
Nice job lad! Have more confidence in yourself because that is really creative! Thanks for making some OC for the thread too! Can't wait to see more!

>>38063623


Bet Proxy Paige wouldn't even blink, kek

Ebin awake yet?

>>38063746
He still probably wanted you and was embarassed for desiring a skeletal crossdresser.

>>38063724

It's Uncle Rufus (no relation). Stay mad cuckboi

>>38063746
I highly dislike you, tilde. I hope you see the errors of your ways

>>38063623
It's more of a work of art than a sex toy at that point.

>>38063746
RACIST
GAY
TWAT
Go
Away

>>38063746
L e a v e
R a c i s t
L i a r

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>>38063779
i think you will find that you're the cuck. living in todays world being a racist lol. everyday you're being cucked.

i hope you will enjoy my future "nigger" posting.

>>38063780
>>38063796
>>38063833
What's wrong with you lot?

>>38063775
He used to make fun of me with customers haha. I think a customer reported him for how he treated me

>>38063780
if this is what I think it is then yeah I know. I regret it and I am sorry

>>38063796
>>38063833
Not a racist!

>>38063859
A lot of libcucks have started shitting up the thread

>>>/pol/131920472

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.3666967,-1.4368905,43a,35y,270h,39.51t/data=!3m1!1e3

>put 30 hours into an mmo over two days
Not sure how to feel about this.

>>38063714
Friendship with forced memes ended
Now waifufags are my new best friend

>>38063874
>Mummy May will d-deal with those pakis, trust me lad, trust /pol/.

>>38063878
Empty, would be my guess

>>38063873
>not being racist makes you a liberal

lol how mongy from the racecuck. you get this classic from pol?

>>38063878

>only 30 hours

what else did you have to do, normie?

>>38063867
I have know idea with whom you are referring to but that reinforces my preexisting prejudices against you

>>38063878
I put 500 days (i.e. 12,000+ hours) into WoW in 3 years.
Stop while you still can. MMOs are cancer.

If you've known someone with a rabbit avatar on skype for the past 1 year and 2 months, get your butt online please. You know who I am

last time I post this, I promise

In other news, coal-fags getting desperate due to lack of (you)s


Kek

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i love that i can go into town and see different races and creeds. makes you think how amazing and progressive the times are that we live in

imagine being a racecuck in this day and age lol

>>38063878
are you the guy who wanted to see what mmos are like?

>>38063746
Ewww a racist!

>>38063913
>I-I'm right as they come haha...now don't you fucking dare say anything about my precious muslims again
Kill yourself cuck.

>>38063965


Don't feed him (you)s, faggot. I already had the deluded idiot in my bait, leave him be buttmad

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>>38063965
>i know i am right because i read about it on a chinese cartoon forum

kill yourself racecuck

>>38063913
What's your opinon on this lad?
>>38063874

>>38063623
you need to learn about the co-owner of BD who tests all the toys out m8, varka is his username, enjoy your fap

The future is here lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYNdiLrvwzA

>>38064039
absolutely disgusting. its on the same level of degeneracy as being gender fluid.

>>38062065
ALE.
True Britfeel alcohol.

>>38064061
Thank god for youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b4MZjMVgdk

>>38063867
Why was he so mean to you? How did you make such a bad impression?

>>38064061
There's nothing wrong with 2d marriage

>>38064074
>>38064074
Ale is a fruit's drink

s t a y w h i t e

>>38061863
The writers have really changed up /britfeel/ since the last time I came here, enjoy this new twist on the formula

>>38064039
Try this one on for size
Woman In Love With An Amusement Ride: Https://youtu.be/O1vPTM2-hFw

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Not going out for a /nightwalk/ tonight, too full of normies on friday and im not in the mood for them tonight dessy, the last few weeks have been pretty shit for me and i dont want to be dancing around packs of boozed up normans tonight. Interesting /nightwalk/ last night though, i caught the end of a police chance...a chavvy little bellend wankmobile was being chased by 2 traffic cars, a marked one and an unmarked one. as the bellend-mobile pulled off a dual carriageway he must have lost his bottle, parked the car and opened the door, just as he was putting his hands out of the door one of the coppers was running over, baton drawn, anyway...chavvy nobhead was dragged out of of the car and put in cuffs, i didnt risk taking a picture incase one of the other coppers saw me and started getting arsey about why i was taking it, didnt fancy explaining why i was miles away from home at 1 in the morning

>>38062236
Tilde is a fucking shithouse and is only worth being a bit of orc shit trapped between Samwise Gamgee's toes

>>38062065
bottom shelf vodka and water

my liver hurts

Anyone here ever had an anal fissure or a really painful arse after a bad shit?

its fucking agony lads I have to take a bath like 3 times a day just to alleviate the pain a bit

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>>38064097
>s t a y w h i t e
>s t a y
implying I am already

>Baby girl was found dead in mother's arms in Grenfell Tower stairwell
>Six-month-old Leena Belkadi died along with both parents and eight-year-old sister, inquest hears

grim lads

>>38064088
there is. it discourages people from having a real relationship. its the same way people start taking estrogen because they cant live as a man.

>Not wanting muslims to rape and breed your women makes you a cuck
The left are seriously mentally ill.

>>38064087
Probably because I am incompetent though not so much now. I think it was also a case of him being a normie and me being quiet in comparison. Bit like what happens in secondary school desu. Though I heard he said harsh things about everyone who worked there

>>38064132


Use Anusol lad

>>38064154
shouldn't have been a baby tbqh lad

>>38064108
>2 mins in
>she's talking about climaxing while 'making love' to the ride
dont like where this is going

>>38064154
reading stuff like this is genuinely horrific, i cant even imagine being in a situation like that

think I might have had 2000 calories for dinner lads
not THAT fat usually tbqh

>>38064169
I don't think any normal person is going to get tricked into marrying g 2d or becoming a woman. Have to be mental from the start.

We doing board games tonight?

>>38064132
Yeah I've had times I shit so much I was bleeding and absolutely nothing made it feel better. Cant remember what caused it.

>>38064172
a lot of right wingers such as napoleon and hitler preferred islam over Christianity. islam is perfect for right wingers because of how fascist it is

>>38064222
yeah, after I get back from tesco?

>>38064222
I tried to play with you guys once and I didnt understand what the fuck the game even was

>>38064238
Sound, how long will you be?

>>38064245
Me too, I came last. Was fun though

>>38064245
if it was board game online then you want to reach the end space, but random, literally random shit will happen along the way

>>38064245
I tried playing once and I got bullied to death.

>get home from uni for the summer
>look forward to seeing my friends since i dont have any at university
>friends keep cancelling plans on me last minute
>find out tonight that theyve been been meeting up without me and telling me theyre cancelling so i wont go
>turns out i have no friends at all

>>38064217
these people are not completely mentally ill, to the point were they cant change. they are normally just people like ebin.

>>38064281
That's brutal lad. Sorry to hear that

>>38064265
Eh I'd rather play scrabble or something

>>38064291
my boy
scrabble is god tier

>>38064281
ill be your friend similar thing happened to me worst feel pal

>>38064321

This has to be a parody.

>>38064349
It is. I deleted it in shame

y o u ' r e c u t e

u

Going down the rabbit hole lads wahey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMmsQGnkd9U

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>>38064321
what in hell that retardation ? Are they faking it for the show or ?

>>38064363
Then why aren't you my boyfriend then?

>>38064357
>>38064383

no wonder you lads are racist. you will believe anything.

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>>38064321
>a tranny who wants to be furniture
I know this is fake but it's disgusting nonetheless

>>38064375
thanks for always saving the day deletedpostrecoveredman

>>38064414
i emit a certain doubt, which mean that i didn t belived it at 100%

>organise small bbq for birthday
>everyone either can't make it or starts cancelling
Honestly feel sick lads I'm just gonna cancel it and say I've been sick

>>38064176
Seems shitty. Why did it take so long to get him fired? What was his name?

>>38064331
old fag, upwords is where it's at these days, gramps

There's something really charming about this channel. It's shit but so earnest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0Z6fFM1Wa0

>>38064414

I am the one who pointed out it was a parody edgelord, try harder next time

Been on omegle for 30 mins i'm getting skipped by everyone. When i finally connect with a qt she smiles,i panic and insta-skip, i am a broken man how do i fix this

>>38064490
I do the exact same thing lad

>>38064490
Everyone skips until they find a qt girl

>>38063867
>if this is what I think it is then yeah I know. I regret it and I am sorry
What did you do lad? Spill the beans tilde we deserve to know

>>38064117
Nice picture lad, do you have really muscular legs because of how much you walk?

>>38064574

never really look at my own legs much dessy, i know im skinny as fuck from how much i walk though, i suppose thats a good things, i can eat what i want and never get fat

Post good YouTube channels that I've probably never heard of (not gaming related please)

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>>38064574
what do you think?

pic related

>>38064640
Dick next please

>>38064638
Lindybeige. Although he's fairly popular

>>38064670
ay this shit looks good
thanks brah

>>38064177
is that the kind of thing i can just walk into boots for or do I need a prescription

>>38064638
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClL9byGfuMhbJJmmi14XKwA/videos?flow=grid&view=0&sort=p

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3X8sYjKJuDefK1kiY9H4LA

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq7jt5BQ6LTULnRbLca0XdQ

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjWJntgTFLL-gPofpru_iYg

>>38064520
but i skip the qt girls aswell i just panic and spam Esc key

post benis sizes for a laugh lads haha.

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>>38064640

my legs arent that hairy and i have a huge scar down one of my shins from when i fell down a manhole as a kid (no sex jokes about that pls lads)

>BOARD GAME ONLINE

>BOARD GAME ONLINE

https://www.boardgame-online.com/?page=joingame&g=mCJo&k=a

distract me from the misery edition.

i l o v e y o u a l l

all

>>38064701


You can waltz into Boots and buy it. It will be on the shop floor even, although close to the counter, possibly (to save you all the wandering looking for it).

>>38064778
had to recreate the game lads. Forgot to make it private

THIS IS THE ACTUAL GAME

https://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=mCJp&k=wcy

https://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=mCJp&k=wcy

>>38064826

we should play online card games here...also.../britfeel/ roadtrip when?

>>38064826


i joined, but what are we playing, im new to this?

>>38064826
Enjoy senpais, I don't have the attention span.

>>38064638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRmr-T_Rel4

wew lads, had that pizza I promised myself

very full now, and feel satisfied that I'm not going to want another pizza for a good long while

time to get back to losing weight!

Any of you lads ever used adultwork?

>>38065296
went round to 54yr old's place and licked her bum

was pretty good

>>38065296
Once. Girl was my cousin (I knew this beforehand), she made it weird but eventually agreed to fuck me when I offered double her advertised rates

notice how /britfeel/ is deader than a dodo on Friday nights, there are too many pseudo-bots here

>>38065333

they're all in 'spoons with the lads

>tfw you will never go to spoons with the lads

>>38065332
>she made it weird
>I knew this beforehand
sounds like you made it weird by going mate

>>38065333
the real robots are playing BGO

>>38065359
She's an escort, having sex for money is her job.

>>38065375
why pick your cousin though lad?

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>>38065333
We're all playing crash lad

>>38065394
She's fit innit

>>38065375
Yeah but picking your whore cousin specifically to have sex with is weird. Did she know you were her customer before you turned up?

>>38065415
Why is it weird? She's an escort and I happened to know in advance that she's attractive.

l am bait, the destroyer of threads

>>38065439
can we have a link so I can go and fuck your cousin anon?

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Any show about sex or naked bodies and this woman is all over it, every single time. Anyone else noticed?

>>38065524
Was she on that sex box shite?

>>38065543
Yeah think so, this show thats on c4 now is naked attraction, they are looking at vaginas

>>38065524
Better her than Stacey Dooley.

>>38065499
no

>>38065563
I've already seen that ep, it gets proper fucking degenerate in the second half

Do I eat the sandwiches mummy made me now or keep them for later? If I eat them now I'll probably be hungry again come 4-5am

>>38065609
ebinchan? <3

>>38064117

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.5390563,-2.6344556,3a,41.2y,323.46h,93.1t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s6J68rb0GSY_RBmJOBncCKw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

>>38065630
>doxxanon strikes again!

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>tfw Coronation street had some guy who found out every detail of that woman's life

First Hillman, now this, I dunno about the Sunday Sport, I think corrie is the meme repostiroy of britfeel

captcha: doxey victor

Boardgame was fun

NEW GAME FOR ALL THOSE WILLING

>https://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=mCJW&k=Ck0
>https://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=mCJW&k=Ck0

Everybody who's in this thread and not doing anything else fucking join now for fun chats edition.

>>38065630
doxxanon just wondering lad
if I scrub the exif off an image before posting it using a website is it gone forever or is it easily retraceable?

>>38065630
Doxxanon, how are you with America?

it's dry, my bike is running beautifully, I'm alone
perfect setting for a night ride

>>38065721
I dunno about exif stuff lad, I think stuff that is gone can't be put back. I think only the original raw file contains the exif

>>38065731
Not as good as the UK, but depends, I found BritNormie and he was in Germany

>>38065721
take a screenshot of the image and there won't be any exif.

>>38065893
i know i was wondering about those that dont do that but use an exif remover thing

seeing my female self on faceapp is giving me one hell of a raging boner

>>38065215
I'm about to have a cold burger I ordered but couldn't be bothered to eat .I'd warm it up but I dont know if its safe

>>38065947
probably safe desu

>>38065952
I don't know how long for though

>>38065927
>try it with my face
>ends up looking like I'm wearing a skin mask
At least I know that I wouldn't have made a good girl either now.

>>38065947
lad it's fine, just put the oven on like 160 fan and pop it in for 10 minutes and you'll be golden

not going to be unsafe unless you've had it laying about in the open for a couple days

>>38065630
>tfw posted lots of pics of nightwalks but doxxanon has never found me

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Since I'm no longer attempting in vain to invite people out for a pint I'm going to tell you every day about how long I haven't been drinking. I think you're sure to get a real kick out of it. Fuck Kakyoin and fuck Milk Cat Okay I take that one back

>tfw no alcohol Day Three

how do you break up with a girl? i've tried but she got really upset, cried etc and i felt really bad so i got back with her.

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>>38066067

please post more laddy? not so dox lad can find you but i love seeing pics from other /nightwalk/ers, especially in britbongland

>>38066099
Are you the one with the American gf?

>>38066094
I've been drinking your girls pussy juices.
>>38066099
die normie die

>>38066099
lol fanny


post pics of grill crying pls, is my fetish

Do I ask her to marry me, anons?

>>38065630
How you do this??

Comment is original

>>38066147
Ask her why her boyfriend still posts here

>>38066167

>Implying i'd give up frequenting 4chan, just because I do not live on my own anymore

>>38066147
Flip a coin
If heads the queen is saying "Dont marry her you dumb bitch"

Limiting my 4chan time to 3 hours per day lads. Think it will help?

>>38066235

does it carry over to the next day if you dont use all 3 hours?

>>38066235
Depends on what you're doing with the rest of the day.

>>38066235
Help what? You career? Your social life?

>>38066235
You don't do it anyway so what's it matter

>>38066245
No
>>38066253
Tekken, reading, working, exercise. So far I've one 1 + 3 only

>>38066257
Not being a loser and accomplishing my dreams

>>38066259
Unlike your auld lady wahey

fancy a wank lads
what shall I nut to?

I wear WHITE SHORTS
And I go to the beach
In my
WHITE SHORTS
But I can't take the heat
Uh oh
NO SHORTS

I think i'm turning bi-curious lads, is this shit worth pursuing to make sure or shall I convince myself I'd be an idiot to actually give it a try? I don't like guys at all, but some cocks look tasty am I just being meme'd really bad????

>>38066306
yaoi doujins

>>38066314
Im the same except as soon as cum i hate the thought. I wouldnt do it

>>38064169
>it discourages people from having a real relationship.
And this is a problem for you... how? If anything it just means less competition. Same reason why I don't get why men are opposed to women being able to get their tits out in public. Do they not want to see tits?

>>38066299
As long as you're doing productive stuff then go for it, I tried to limit my 4chan usage but just ended up playing vidya instead.

I'm a FANCY LAD
with FANCY lad dreams
I only want what is the BEST for me
Hey!

>>38066373
ebin is awake lads haha

>>38066314
>>38066340
Word from the wise, you slowly overcome these barriers and start fucking cute male escorts whilst developing >tfw no bf to go alongside >tfw no gf for double the misery.

>>38066340
But some cocks really do look like you just need to wrap your lips around them.....


I'd hate to try it and be wrong though

has anyone here ever used an escort?
I'm seriously thinking about it
just want to lose my virginity already

>>38066407
how old are you lad? oringale comment

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>>38066407
>he thinks it counts
virginity isn't about sticking your dick in a woman. it's about being part of the underclass and never being loved or physically desirable

>>38066392


I don't care about cuteness at all, lad, I'm not attracted to guys one bit. Also traps are gay.

Just curious about the experience and not sure if i'm missing out or I'm just deluding myself. Girls love chocking on my cock so it must be good somewhat, no?

>>38066446
>I don't care about cuteness at all, lad, I'm not attracted to guys one bit
Thats one of the barriers mate, you learn to be attracted to them.

>Also traps are gay
When did I deny being a fag lad?

>Girls love chocking on my cock so it must be good somewhat, no?
I wouldn't know, I can only fuck those I pay, and I'm not about to suck a whores dick.

>>38066308
>>38066389
This speech is my recital
I think it's very vital
To rock (a rhyme), that's right (on time)
It's Tricky is the title, here we go...

>>38066446
Girls are attracted to dudes which is why they like choking on cock

A thread full of faggots and noone has actually had a mouth full of dick experience to tell us about?

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>>38065625
I don't eat sandwhiches or anything mum makes.

>>38062673
no I just woke up 15mins ago

>>38066444
>>38066407
you could all lose your virginity if you tried. im socially retarded with women and i have managed to fuck a few girls. girls are easy once they have had a few drinks down them. they have dating apps for retards like us.

>>38066556

Not trying to be funny but are you saying they have dating apps specifically for social retards? or are you just saying dating apps in general are for social retards?

Tune
https://youtu.be/GK4lD3Uf8_o

>>38066545
>just woke up 15mins ago

what is your sleeping pattern lad

>>38066556
lad you're going to trigger ebin with this, be quiet

>>38066556
BEEEEEEEEEE YOURSELFFFFFFFF
ebin can we gas these fucking clowns?

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>>38066430
25
never kissed a girl

this is not an original comment
at least I'm not alone then

>>38066235
>quit 4chan all together
>go backpacking around the world
>lose my viriginity
>make a load of new friends
>run out of money and come back home
>jobless NEET
>start posting here again

ffs

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just planned a 20 mile long /nightwalk/ on google maps.

longest one ive ever done so far was 15.6 miles according to an app on my phone, do you think i can do it lads?

>>38066583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LTM7LpfO-g

Quite partial to this tune if I'm honest

Watch this on the site for hamsters lad, you won't regret it, trust me


movies/7873432/champagne_slut.html

>>38066534
I was a prison fag who sucked a dick if that helped?

It was like sucking on skin. There was nothing to it

>>38066587
today it was 3pm till now, its usally like 10am till 5pm
>>38066592
they are deluded, they do not know life from the perspective of someone like me. They think its easy because they don't know any different but they claim i'm the one with a warped world view

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>>38066605
Life was never meant to be this way

>>38066577
>or are you just saying dating apps in general are for social retards?

kinda this. i mean, some fellas on there are probably good with women but i bet a lot of guys that take them serious are shit with women. i know another guy that uses them seriously and he is god awful with women. yeah, dating apps are a bit shit but you can get a date if you try hard enough. if i can do it and the other guy i know, i dont see why no one on here can if they try.

>>38066618


Like no flavour to it at all? I imagine the balls would be silky smooth and nice to nibble on and i say this in the least faggiest way I can imagine

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She looks like the moon
She says, "it's your eyes"
She says everything
She knows me too well

And I can call you, "friend"
But I won't be around
Silent chatter, bound
Just don't push me out

We don't have to speak tonight
Just don't say, "goodbye"

>>38066640
Well the cum was salty, and so were the balls a bit.

They're not exactly "silky smooth"

>>38066637
I want to use dating apps but I'm too paranoid that someone from my work will find my profile and laugh at me for being so pathetic

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>tfw doopee'd on my tampon

Those fucking awful adverts make me wonder if rape is overhyped. I'm sure I'm not alone in noticing that it's totally centred around men raping women either.

>>38066607
you must live in a relatively safe area lad?

I wanna start nightwalking myself, and whilst my area is pretty safe, there's still a chance I could get mugged or some shit. Plus walking through the city at 4am in the morning would make me paranoid.

>>38066612
Tune that lad. Will have to listen to more from these guys

>>38066618
This, I sucked off my mate once and it tasted of nothing, smelled of nothing. I've also ate a girls ass out once and that again tasted like nothing. Don't know what unhygienic people some people are sleeping with if theres a manly musk of their dick and anus