Walk in on friend in the bathroom

first of all that's not my friend, second of all i'm not a rude asshole who walks into the bathroom without knocking first

honestly, you people give us fags a bad name, and you should feel bad.

>>38059736
beg him to rape me

op is probably thinking
>drop to knees
>caress his alpha cock with my tongue
>let him use my throats like a fleshlight
>gratefully accept his powerful seed and worshipfully polish off his cock with my mouth
>thank him
haha what a faggot

>>38059736

That is one of the best dicks on the internet today. Somebody should find who ever that is and give him a trophy.

>>38059736
"You almost done? Nice cock btw."

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You know very well what I would do/say

>>38059736
>jesus christ that is one large meat mammoth. Hurry up man I need to piss.

>>38059736
>Bend over
>Ask him to fuck me

>>38059736
Suck and fuck!

>shit sorry
>leave

Some time latter ask him who he sent a dick pic to

>>38059736
jump to the toilet and take a massive shit. the only reason I'd walk into the bathroom without knocking when someone is in there would be because my vowels are about to burst

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>>38059976
Sorry for what, anon?

>>38060667
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>>38059786

Kill yourselves

orignalsio

>>38060734
>vowels
Noice.

>>38059736
a blah gah ja ba da

>>38060825
oops
meant bowels