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Need help in pretending to be a retard 2017-06-30 01:38:07 Post No. 38057130
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My (fraternal) twin brother will graduate from Cambridge tomorrow. He's doing medicine, and in the next three years he'll be doing clinical studies at University College London.
Meanwhile, I've been a shut-in (neurotypical) NEET for the past four years. My brother, on the other hand, is intelligent (obviously) athletic, charismatic, has hundreds of friends etc. My parents are forcing me to attend this ceremony tomorrow, and I expect my brother's friends will want to interact with his twin brother that they've never met.
Can anyone on /r9k/ give me some tips on how to act like an autistic sperg so his friends won't wonder why I'm genetically related to him and ask questions about what I'm doing in life?
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Be yourself. You're not as normal as you think. Alternatively, come up w/ an excuse not to go.
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Lick your hands all throughout the day when they are around.
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>>38057202
I'm normally shy, so people will still try to talk to me.
Also, I definitely have to go.
>>38057278
That's unsanitary!
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>>38057130
>Need help in pretending to be a retard
Just B urself
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Beeeeeeeeeeeee Urself!
:^)
Originu
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>>38057130
What was your relationship with your brother like? Did you guys ever drift apart?
I've been sad because my older brother started becoming a normie Chad jackass. He acts like he is too good for me and never wants to spend time with me. I can't imagine that experience with a twin.
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