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>>38056210
1st for Zhongguo

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>tfw uneducated neet

>so much spare skin it hangs over my trousers

just fucking end it lads, I can't take this

>>38056236
What a novelty, I've never seen any of you guys on /britfeel/ before!

>get put on ssri anti-depressants
>been on them like 5 months or so
>since i've been on them I feel tired af unless I sleep like 12 + hours a day
>also not sure if this is related but now I have to stand up very slowly else my vision goes black and I feel like i'm going to pass out
>trying to withdraw from them makes me dizzy and lightheaded to the point I cannot function at all

what do I do?
I fell trapped now

>>38056236
i think that is the norm here lad.

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>>38056253
yeah haha thats the norm

not like half the thread is sixth form/uni cucks and the other 40% is normie wageslaves or anything

>>38056250
should have tried other methods and natural medicine, or only taken them every so often. withdrawal symptoms of the stuff you are taken can be bad.

>glasses not ready until Thursday
Guess I can't watch anything on my tv for a while then.

>>38056236
That is pretty much everyone here.

>>38056267
>all wagies are normies

Go away ebin, you transparent little scrote

>>38056267
dont know. you get quite a lot of uneducated people here. i mean, look at all the racists and ebin types. most of the wageslaves are uneducated, even though they are not neets.

sixth form is hardly anything special, they are usually as clueless as uneducated neets.

>>38056267
GET A JOB EBIN YOU LAZY BASTARD

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>>38056309
non-normie wageslaves are in the 10%

>>38056356
employ me then

>>38056391
You should work out or do some fighting sport or martial arts. It will improve your confidence and make you strong

>>38055958
We are getting bullied again lads

>>38056437
people always hate what they don't understand
;-;

>>38056437
He is right though. This is britfeel anyway. This is different from the rest of r9k. The rest is a fucking shit hole.

>>38056419
can't really do anything, I'll just be bullied and guilt tripped by my parents and i'm not strong willed enough to act on my own

>>38056267
If you hate this place so much, why do you keep coming here. And stop posting this fucking image I must have seen you post it about 50 times now.

>>38056505
where else should I go? wizchan is too slow and shit

Had one of the most embarrassing encounters of my life last night, trying to meet a girl from OK Cupid

>Turn up at the pub we are meant to meet in
>She turns up
>She's a 6/10, nothing special but not bad
>Nice tits
>Surprisingly I manage to contain my 'tism
>After a few beers I am even feeling confident
>Manage to make her laugh a few times
>Feeling almost like a real normie
>Pub is closing at 10pm for some reason
>She says "I'd love to have another drink, will we find somewhere else?"
>I say "I have some beers back at mine, it's just round the corner"
>She agrees. Jackpot. Thinking I might lose my virginity, glad I had some condoms at home too
>We get to my flat
>She asks to use the toilet
>Afterwards she comes out
>"Anon, why don't you have any hand soap in your toilet? Do you not wash your hands after you have a shit? That's disgusting"
>She wrinkles up her nose in such a cute way while she's disgusted. My heart sinks.
>"Listen, actually, I have work in the morning so I better go"
>She leaves, and has ignored all my texts since.

Do you lads all have hand soap in your bathroom?

Is Ebin /ourguy/?

>>38056493
Why will your parents bully You? I don't understand lad.

>>38056525
Nowhere. Take a break from the internet and try to actively improve yourself. Stop making fucking excuses.

>>38056532
>Do you lads all have hand soap in your bathroom?
Yes, because I'm not an animal

>>38056532
yes you barbarian what the fuck

It never gets better lads

I always told myself "if I just had a gf" or "if I just had a purpose". But I have those things now and nothings changed. Give up all hope, we'll always be aimless and out of place.

>>38056553
>>38056556
I just rinse my hands after I have a shit, no soap. Is that really so bad? It's not as if I get shit all over my hands.

>>38056566
are you from pakistan?

>>38056572
No. Which is why I don't get shit all over my hands. I am white UK. The only thing that gets shit on it is the toilet paper.

>>38056544
They guilt trip and get aggressive all the time, I can't take it or risk it happening. I've got to escape them but I don't know how to

>>38056550
I've got nothing to do without the internet, if I try escape i'll just get irrational aggression and guilt until I fully retreat i've had no individual thought all my life, I've just been controlled and i'm only realizing the awful reality of it.

Hand-soap is a scam. You need nothing more than cold water

>>38056579
Don't listen to these memers. What alone is fine, anything extra is just excess. You could walk around with poo on your hands and you'd still be fine.

>>38056590
Then find something to do, you spacker. There are literally hunderds of things you can take up right now for free.

>>38056590
>They guilt trip and get aggressive all the time

but doing a combat or working out is something that will help you. they should not discourage it. your parents sound like an head case.

>>38056566
I agree with this anon. Unless pissy or shit gets on my hands I don't bother washing them.

The thing that repulses me is people who don't flush or flush but leave shit streaks in the toilet. Don't even get me started on the freaks who use the toilet brush to wipe shit away.

Back from meeting the yank. Was a 35+ slightly robotic sweaty guy.

>>38056613
Not him but stop acting like it is easy normie vermin

>>38056560
I really would be happier with a bf though

>>38056600
>>38056604
Yeah I was thinking that hand soap is just something that mums buy. I bet all of the lads who are saying "Yes I have it because I'm not a barbarian" or whatever live with their mums and they buy it.

>>38056618
>Don't even get me started on the freaks who use the toilet brush to wipe shit away.

What are you supposed to do if you get a shit streak on the bowl then?

>mummy making cheese on toast
>doesn't ask me if i want some
whaat the fuuuuck?

>>38056613
I do something once a week, maths/english. I really don't know what to do. I can't take independent steps outside, my parents have done everything. I've barely even been outside without them ever. The normie bullying here is making me think its worse now, how the fuck do I move out? do I just find a 1 bedroom apartment then order it and ring for housing bennies?

>>38056617
your not far from wrong

>>38056642
>What are you supposed to do if you get a shit streak on the bowl then?

You throw in a fuck ton of toilet paper THEN you use the brush. That way you don't get shit on it.

>>38056590
>I've got nothing to do without the internet
This is only because the internet is the easiest thing to do and has limitless content. Your attention span is shot to shit because you browse this website all day and can get positive attention and gratification with 0 effort. Honestly ebin, your posts aren't even good but you attach a cute anime girl and people eat it up. Leave this place or stop complaining.

>>38056647
>sister is having sex with her boyfriend
>doesn't ask me to join
whaat the fuuuuck?

>>38056658
Fuck you I like Ebin.

>>38056630
Unlike shitposting on 4chan it's not it's not easy and the gratification isn't instant. But you know what? Instead of being a limp-wristed faggot I've actually improved myself slowly. Two years ago I did nothing with my life and hated every day, but slowly I worked on fixing it. If it was easy everyone would do it. Just don't be a lazy piece of shit and slowly break yourself into it.

>>38056655
Ah that is what I do. I thought you meant not using the brush at all.

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>>38056658
I know, without the novelties nobody at all would like me. I'm just waiting till I'm so tired I can't stay awake and i'll hopefully sleep 14+hours

>>38056685
so what did you do? this advice is so useless. The only time I've travelled out my little town by myself is in the last few months at 4am when I drive around with my doors locked. You probably had qualifications or something and not a lifetime of mental abuse

>>38056680
this is real life lad, please take you LARPing >>>/soc/ thanks

>>38056712
I take back what I said ebin about your posts not being good. I admire your honesty a lot of the time but I really think if you genuinely want to improve your situation you should at least try and take a break from here for a few days and just see how you feel.

>>38056712
the reason why people get annoyed at you is because it looks like you're just making up excuses. i said 10 mins ago about doing martial arts or something and it sounded like your reason for not doing it was just an excuse. dont know about anyone else but i have been mentally abused for most of my life but i manage to fight against my anxiety and force myself to do things i find really hard.

>>38056712
I didn't do anything big. Just ween yourself off 4chan. Try to read a chapter of a book every day, watch a movie every day, do a piece of creative writing, do 10 sit ups. You need to walk before you can run. You're a NEET, you have all the time in the world.

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>>38056737
I don't know what i'd do, i'd just lay down all day instead probably. I feel like im digging myself a hole by not going to sleep and dismissing everyone

>>38056738
I asked for advice here
>>38056648

and nobody answered, they just retreated back into "b urself" with no constructive advice.

>>38056742
I watched movies earlier on in the year but now i'm completely burned out. I can't motivate myself to do any of it. I keep trying and its incredibly frustrating. I've thought of all this stuff already.

>>38056712
>I describe a bit of light playground teasing as a "lifetime of mental abuse"

>>38056502
What did you originaIly mean by this?

>>38056783
Start watching documentaries and take notes as you go so it feels like you've learned something

>tfw you cough so hard you throw up a bit
Only 3 hours to go lads kill me

>>38056792
I think its worse than I think it is, I wouldn't even post about most of the stuff that goes on / has gone on because its damning. I don't expect you to believe it though

>>38056783
Laying down all day could potentially be an improvement. When you eliminate the option of going on here, the remaining choices are either stare at your ceiling all day or find something to keep you occupied.

BRITFEEEL IS NICE
AND
BRITFEEEL CAN STOOP YOU
FROM DOING ALL THE THINGS IN LIFE YOU'D LIKE TO

>tfw my mini exercise bike arrived and it fits under my desk and lets me pedal while browsing /britfeel/

less fat here i come

>am rerarded pls hap

>>38056860
Inb4 you just end up with t rex legs

>>38056712
At least you can fucking drive. At least you have that small semblance of freedom and independence, which means you're better off than me.

No matter how shitty things are, there's always people who have it worse.

If all you want to do is whittle away the hours and wait for fucking nothing, that's your call to make.

>>38056876
im calorie watching and lifting as well, i hope that doesn't happen though, a fatty with ripped legs would be hilarious though, though it wouldn't help me feel better about myself

>>38056876
can confirm
t.Only exercise i ever did was biking to school every day, now have massive muscular legs but weak upper upper body

>>38056883
I haven't driven anywhere in it, I'm going to sell it I think or part exchange it for an automatic so I stop uncontrollably shaking when there is traffic behind me and I have to start

>>38056883
ignore ebina, he just wants to suck up attention

>>38056887
>tfw no chun li thighs bf

>>38056896
>I haven't driven anywhere in it

you have driven the car though, youve talked about it often

>>38056908
I mean I haven't driven anywhere apart from tesco which is about 30 seconds away and only at 8pm-5am when the roads are emptier. I can't in traffic

where would I even drive to?

>>38056923
>where would I even drive to?

To my house. For cuddles

>>38056923
i dont give a fuck about where you would drive to or not, you can drive, you have a car, youve driven it about and do it often and even go shopping, ebina please kill yourself you attention whoring fuck

>Dirty old man staring the fuck out of the teenage girls playing badminton in ass lifting jeans and not even trying to pretend he's not perving

lol

>>38056932
I hope its within the 10 mile stretch of road I feel comfortable driving on

>>38056937
>people complain I don't work hard to improve myself
>work hard to improve myself by getting a car and trying to shop every 2 weeks

>>38056941
He ain't harming anyone

>>38056941
they want people to look

>>38056941
if you weren't looking as well then you're gay lad

>tfw have a mate who is 20 years old
>over 22 grand in debt because of getting loads of fancy things on finance and using credit cards

why do people do this to themselves

>>38056977
Why don't people mind their own business?

>>38056977
>why do people who living in a materialistic society define themselves by having the last product
gee i dunno

>>38056977
Because your mate is a bad mong

>>38056977
Marketing is very powerful

>>38056992
>t. anon currently filing for bankruptcy

>>38056977
I thought my 2k of debt was bad, I'd just declare myself bankrupt if I had that much debt

>>38056992
>t. bad mong

>>38057012
>>38057036
I'm in zero debt mate. I just think it's rude to talk about other people's financial affairs.

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Day 2 of Couch to 5k. Pretty tired now. Going to have a shower and maybe get comfy in bed for a bit after. Hopefully I won't throw up again.
Post waifus if you want.

>>38057072
We are on 4chan mate

Who else /workwank/?

well time to try sleep again, maybe I'll never come back

>>38057078
You are gonna make it, we all believe in you.

>>38057134
In the bogs or in your stall?

>>38057134
Be careful with this lad. I got caught wanking in the office toilet once and I got sacked after an incredibly embarrassing month.

>>38057147
Bogs. Office is open plan so couldn't really do that.

>>38057153
How would you get caught wanking? Do you moan when you do it? Got a vocaroo to demonstrate?

>>38057153
How you get caught? can't see any way of it happening.

>>38057145
Thanks lad, today's run was much easier than the last one. Here's hoping the next one is even better.

>age
>job (if any)
>current savings
I'll start

>30
>NEET
>1k

>>38057209
>>age
>>job (if any)
>>current savings

>23
>student
>2k

should have asked a few more question m8.

>>38057162
>>38057167
It was quite complicated lads. I worked in a small office with just eight people, six women, me and another guy.

We didn't have a separate women's and mens bathroom. It was more like a toilet you'd get in a house, where everyone shared and it was just for one person at a time, and the door locked directly.

I'm a virgin and I'd never had sex with a woman, so I decided that I wanted my cum to touch a vagina. I had a plan that I'd wank and then spread the cum thinly on the toilet roll end, so that the next woman to go in would get a tiny bit of cum on her pussy when she wiped after a piss.

The plan went wrong. Someone must have smelled the cum on it or something, because me and the other guy got called into a meeting about it, where my boss said that "male reproductive sperm" had been found on the toilet roll.

The other guy was an old married guy and everyone knew he was a devout catholic, so everyone suspected me. Things were awkward for a month and then they sacked me for an "unrelated" reason, but they obviously just wanted to get rid of me.

>>38057209
>20
>student
>4k

>>38057145
I don't
Ori

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>>38057242
>I had a plan that I'd wank and then spread the cum thinly on the toilet roll end, so that the next woman to go in would get a tiny bit of cum on her pussy when she wiped after a piss.

>>38057242
Ok then it was more your bizzare idea than the fact you were doing it. I always just go into the loo then be sure to wipe up any stray bits up as well as my sweaty arse print. Our setup is a little like that but they are split.

>>38056331

>racists = uneducated

careful with that edge anon

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>>38056331
>tfw uni student but also a massive racist

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LEFT, GO RIGHT, GO PICK UP THE STEP
GO LEFT, GO RIGHT, GO LEFT

>>38057209
> 21
> unironically McWage
> 500 quid

I fucking hate my job most of the time, full of gobshite teenagers with no respect. Zero accountability and confidentiality from the managers. Working overnight is alright however because the staff are all stoned mid-20s who all chat about vidya and we just clean shit ready for the morning.

>>38056532

Holy shit this autism hurts....bad

Let me guess, you also brush your teeth with no toothpaste?

>>38057209
>19
>waifuposter/crypto billionaire
>about 2000

>>38057134
I spunked on a toilet seat in the Wolves Stadium toilets.

>>38057209
>19
>neet
>about 400 quid

Attention all NEETS:
There is an abundance of 24" 1080p good condition monitors on eBay right now for 20-60 quid. People are trading up for 4k, I got myself a sneaky bargain for 30quid.

Just letting my fellow kino auteurs know.

>>38057209

>23
>admin
>8k

>>38057308
>tfw have 10 ether but can't get the wallet to work to sell them

Switch over to BBC 2 for some Ainsley kino lads

>>38056532

Why didn't you just say that you ran out and forgot to buy more when you were at the shop?

>>38057337
Hope you get it fixed lad, you're sitting on about 2200.

>>38057333

Have you got a link m8?

>>38057283
what do you study though?

>>38057274
youre the one being edgy lad. you know for a fact that most people on /pol/ never source anything. at most they cite wikipedia.

>>38057209
>23
>NEET
>Had 8k but now only have 1k
>wageslaving is imminent

testing 234tjir3r

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To the wageslaves in this thread.
What job do you have? How much to you get paid? How much hours do you work?

>>38057354
I-its that much?
Maybe I should try harder at working it out

>>38057378

What does not sourcing anything have to do with being (or not being) an educated racist though?

>>38057378
CompSci

>inb4 you're not educated unless you study this specific set of degrees that anon has determined to class someone as educated

>>38057395
Yeah. If you still have you files it shouldn't be too hard to fix. Just google the errors. I think if you sell them on coinbase you need to do a small deposit so they can verify your bank account, but after that you can just withdraw it. That sounds really seedy reading that again, but it just werks.

>>38057412

I agree with this anon.


I can also one up >>38057378
anytime, just waiting to hear what his arguments to support his claim are first.

>>38057432
Yeah I still have the wallet file which is the main thing right? I just can't get the wallet program to run so I can't send my memecoins off for sale.

>tfw total noob

>>38057475
Firstly you should probably back up that file somewhere. Then download the latest etherium wallet, I think there's an option to import a wallet file from there. Keep in mind it takes forever to sync, and it takes up a shitload of space on your drive.
Anyway, best of luck with cashing out. I think it took a day for coinbase to verify me, so you should maybe get on that asap.

>>38057412
>>inb4 you're not educated unless you study this specific set of degrees that anon has determined to class someone as educated

i was going to say that unless you study some sort of social science such as sociology, criminology, or anthropology, you will not be educated in matters relating to racism.

so yeah, you're uneducated in racial matters unless you study shit in your spare time.

>>38057399
you have obviously not studied anything if you cant source any theories. most people on /pol/ have not even studied arthur de gobineau or houston stewart chamberlain.

>>38057387
work in a shop, I mainly work on the tills but sometimes I get to come off and stack shelves which I consider a treat because I fucking hate working tills.

usually get paid anywhere between 600 - 900 bongs per month depending how much overtime they give me.

usually work about 20 - 30 hours a week, it varies.

>>38057475
I think I can give a referral link that gives both of us $10, but that's nothing and I don't know how to do it so I won't bother.

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came 10 minutes after I had to go out
sods law innit

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Does anybody fancy showing me their dick?

No homo. Just bored and want to see how it compares.

Here's mine.

>>38057555
Its the thought that counts

>>38057510
Cheers for the tips mado, I hope your transition goes well.

>>38057564
so are they just remasters of the old games? is there any extra content, why is everyone going ape shit about crash?

yeah its great but it seems like this massive hype came out of nowhere

>>38057519
Of course, how could I not know anything unless I study some pseudoscience bullshit. I didn't even really care about race issues until they got shoved in my face by shitlibs like you at university. But after seeing how lazy and dumb most of the pajeet and other foreign students were on my course, to the point where many of them were outright cheating in tests etc kind of gave me all I needed to know.

>>38057209
20
part time shit job
2.5k

>>38057078
show your girly socks madotsuki please

>>38057519

> I get called out on a point I made so I'll now try and twist it into something else to avoid looking like a fool


Your initial post just claimed people here were uneducated, it didn't specifically refer to education related to racial matters.


> inb4 voters need to have a degree in politics before voting and you need to be a vet to run a slaughterhouse

>>38057584
no man, I've been waiting for months
maybe /v/ is going apeshit but what's new there
and they're remakes, not remasters
small linguistic difference but it's a lot

>>38057575

it compares pretty closely to a homo

>>38057584
Nostalgia is the easiest sell going. People will keep buying games they already own forever.

>>38057611
It literally says remasters on the box

I'm starting to hate everything

>>38057621
nintendo does this constantly and it always works

>>38057628
a remaster is touching up an existing project
ala Shadow of the Colossus HD

A remake means they remade it.
None of the assets from this game are from the older games.

make sense?

redpill me on San Miguel

>>38057630
Now he gets it

t

>>38057387
Forklift driver 9.80 ph 48 hours a week

>>38057662
It's from the fucking philipines. Enough said

>>38057608
>it didn't specifically refer to education related to racial matters.

that is obviously what i mean though. you dont need to specify everything when its common sense.

>>38057591
thanks for proving my point lad

>>38057661
So they replaced them with HD assets and as a result of all the extra polygons or whatever the game will run like tar

>>38057630
>>38057665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqjK6EZPFZc

ori

>>38057677
No, but good effort.
You can learn this stuff if you really want to.

Sometimes when I answer my home phone (handset) there seems to be a delay between connecting the call of about a second meaning they don't hear my first "Hello?" and usually it's followed by silence until they hang up.

Who is calling me?

>>38057687
I hate limmy

>>38057676
Instead of being a smug little shit why don't you explain how I've proven your point, why not try and engage? Maybe you can convince me I'm wrong. Unless you don't actually have an argument of course.

>>38057578
What gave it away? And what's this about transitioning?

>>38057607
No thanks.

>>38057724
You're wasting your time arguing on the Internet just so you know

>>38057662
Its Stella for pussified ponces who don't like the kind of people Stella is associated with.

>>38057724
no point lad. cant be ased wasting my time. you can think you're right if you want. im not going to change your mind. i even mentioned authors who supported your view but you thought i was referring to liberals. mad bastard. at least know your side lad.

>>38057621
Im anticipating a new Spyro

>>38057662
San Miguel is piss, there's no redpilling

>>38057209
>Tfw the pound has tanked and inflation has wiped off like 20% of your savings since 2015

bring up the rates already reeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>38057756

Not >>38057724, but joining the discussion.

Being racist is not a qualification you achieve, you don't have to have studied the literature in whatever field extensively to be an ''accomplished racist''. You are the one with the baseless claims

>dumb gay friend who's addicted to pot keeps telling me how great it'll be when robots take over
>thinks a paradise involves people sitting around doing nothing

He said something hilarious the other day he's 36 works in retail and still borrows money from his parents, he said, "maybe I'll go to college and become a forensic scientist". Aha okay good luck you dumb fucking idiot.

>>38057756
At what point did I call the authors liberals? I said liberals forced the race issues onto me. which is what got me to come to my current opinions.

>>38057830
>addicted to pot
Excuse me?

>>38057843
If you doing think you can addicted to weed you're a fool, he begged me on one day to ask my sister for ten quid so he could get a ten bag, he smokes a ten a day and doesn't have the hindsight to buy in bulk.

>>38057843
You can become dependent on cannabis so he isn't wrong. Although it isn't an addiction per se

>>38057858
Autocorrect fucked me here.

>>38057843


> ''le 420 blaze weed restores amputated limbs how can blind fools not understand' argument resurfaces right on time


Oh, you don't smoke?

>>38056236
>tfw uneducated wagie

>>38057877
I never said any of that
Orig

>>38057843
99% of criminals smoke pot.
Explani.

>>38057877
The worst are the people who tell people with cancer to just do weed to fix it. Imagine dying and having to listen to that shit.

>>38057813
>you dont have to box to be a boxer

>you dont have to read history to be a historian

hello bait

>>38057836
you called me a libshit and claimed the stuff i mentioned was pseudoscience when i have not referred to one liberal author or cited one theory. your own argument could be used against you.

cant be bothered discussing it anymore anyway. probs wont reply to your next reply. you can think what you like about me. i dont care.

>>38057901
I'm sure you have a really good sauce for that claim

>>38057877
Not the guy you're replying too but I hate those faggots. I used to be dependent on weed, would be bored not high and hate not being high, I'd just get so fucked up all day not even making use of the high, just jerking off and listening to music. I know I'm not the only one like this as my dealer said he's favourite customers were pot smokers because they keep buying, they don't dissapear and they're regular, they stagnate basically.
Saying weed has no downside is a lie also when weed is legal it should not be smoked, there is no medicine you smoke currently. Legalizing weed will just make a host of problems.

Having my first solid workout in a couple of weeks. Gonna get huge lads.

>>38057912
wtf. but being a racist is something that is generally based in ignorance. Why would you need to research anything to be one?

>>38057926
Smoking pot is a crime, therefore all pot smokers are criminals

Why do you hate weed so much Ebin? It would calm you down.

No need to get autistic over things you don't like

>>38057935
you said an accomplished racist though. you can be a general racist.

>>38057940
Alright fair point

>>38057927
>I couldn't handle weed so it should be illegal.

Fuck you, you weakling. I did great at school, went to a top uni, and I now make 65k a year, and I am a regular weed smoker. You think I should have to be hassled by the police just because you are too weak and pathetic to handle life? I bet you're still a complete loser even though you don't smoke anymore.

>>38057912

Conveniently ignoring the correct analogy >>38057608 and replying with a far-fetched greentext

>> inb4 voters need to have a degree in politics before voting and you need to be a vet to run a slaughterhouse


You are bait.

>>38057940

Smoking pot is retarded, but not a crime. Do you even britbong, bong?

>>38058000
Smoking weed isn't any more retarded than drinking a beer.

>>38057972

I'll have you know my dad is the CEO of Nintendo and he never smoked weed in his life. He also gives me 70k a week allowance, checkmate potfags

>>38057242
Bahahha what the fuck is wrong with you jizzus christ

>>38056331
Move to a nig nog neighborhood and enjoy da culture.

>>38057977
its not far fetched because you need to study something to be accomplished in it lol

you can be a racist but you are probably a stupid one unless you study stuff

the arguments you use dont make sense. you dont need any special skills or education to run a slaughter house. and people needing a degree would defeat the whole purpose of democracy.

>>38058042
>t. pot smoking retard

>>38057387
factory worker. 14 bong an hour do shifts so 34 hrs 1 week 38 the next

>>38058000
Did they decrim it?

>>38058087
Haha yeah I'm definitely a retard with my high paying job and degree from one of the best unis in the country.

>>38058110
>posts on britfeel
retard confirmed

>>38058110
Hahaha, you're definitely retarded lying on the internet

gonna attempt subway again tonight lads. really want that chicken and chorizo melt.
better be open today.

>>38057379
Similar. Had 5k now down to 1.8k

Wagie incoming. i want a courier job or something, i like driving. And I can do it alone.

>>38058084

>tfw someone who probably doesn't have a single higher education degree lectures me, a person legally allowed to put letters after my name everywhere it is included, on what education is.

Nice one. What's next, pointing me towards books on intersectional feminism before I can tell you that SJWs are brain-dead imbeciles?

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You lads need anything?

>>38058121
You're replying to me. I think my life has been verified enough.

>>38058148
Yeah, verified as a fucking retard

>>38058127
Honestly mate, I look forward to having a job again. Being a NEET is depressing af

>>38058140
>arguing with leftists
He's not actually going to debate you lad he'll just move the goal posts and dodge questions until you give up, they do this all the time.

>>38056532
Should have said you wash your hands with shower gel, lad

>>38057730
I remember you posting about cryptos in the past.

Just meming ya, someone was saying you were britfeels resident ftm a couple threads ago

>>38058166
Ironically you just verified yourself as a retard. Either that or an extreme newfag.

>>38058177
Yeah, I know. I feel like a prisoner with nothing to do all day. Think im actually starting to go insane. If ever there needs to be studies done on what solitary confinement can do to people they need to look no further than this board.

>>38058110
>resorts to lying when called out

>>38058218
> on what solitary confinement can do to people

Turn them prison gay for starters

>>38058215
>I M P L Y I N G
>M
>P
>L
>Y
>I
>N
>G

Nice newfag argument. Really showed me

>>38058215

>hurr durr everyone must know the lifestories of all tripfags


Shouldn't you be at work today making gorillions then, lad?

>>38058247
If you don't know who I am, you must be a newfag to this thread.

>>38058263
I'm a consultant. I work from home most of the time.

>the a normie stranger at the bus stop doesn't take the hint you don't wanna talk so you just walk away from them mid convoy

>"I'm off to see my son today"
>Yeah?
>BAM I'M OUTTA THERE

They give you a dirty look but it shuts them up

>>38058140
just fuck off and read An Essay on the Inequality of the Human Races

you are a meme lad. im not even a lefty btw.

>>38058269
I've been here longer than you've had that trip. I just don't talk to tripfags often

>>38058315

More than an hour later and still not a single actual argument to support your claim.

>>38058415
i made arguments. you just chose to ignore them. not my fault if you cant understand them.

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If I moved to Wales before starting uni would I be classified as a Welsh student and be able to take advantage of the considerably cheaper costs?

You cannot do this in Scotland because you have to reside in Scotland for 3 years prior, but all I can find about Wales is that you need to be a UK resident for at least 3 years and a Welsh resident when starting the course.

https://twitter.com/UNILAD/status/880801989420036096

>>38058470

> read this
is no argument whatsoever

>>38058505

not my fault if you dont undertand that you need to study something in order to have a foundation of knowledge. you think that anecdotes and memes are sufficient.

>>38058505
If we all read every book ever there will be no need for arguments.

Captcha: Violet Shipman

>>38058500
nothing to see here kuffars it was a good distance from the stadium so no harm done silly infidels

>>38058543


First hand experience over a prolonged period of time is more than a sufficient resource to base one's opinions on. Where do you think theories come from? Bookworms with no real life experience are the worst, I swear

>>38058629
"Yerrr I've been to university mate. The university of LIFE"

>>38058500


But did they manage to get to Justin Bieber though?

>>38058643

refer to >>38058140. I have probably spent more time defending theses than you have been able to speak coherently in your whole life.

>>38058681
I'm not the guy you are arguing with. Your post just reminded me of something David Brents mate from the office said.

2 years of NEETdom coming to an end tomorrow, nooooooooooooo

Suddenly been hit with a wave of angry depression. Is this because I took valium for the last 2 weeks and havent had any today?

>>38058629
>Where do you think theories come from?

come on lad. are you seriously suggesting that theories solely come from first hand experience? maybe a hypothesis but not a theory.

>>38058681
>I have probably spent more time defending theses

stop lying. it sounds like you dont even know how an academic theory works.

>>38056566
Water is a polarized molecule, it is a good solvent but a terrible cleaner because ot magnetically repels dirt. Soap counters this and lets water remove foreign materials from your hands. You need soap.

>Oh yes, she (Ha)did! Model Bella stuns in sultry nude selfie as she delights fans with her VERY revealing display during her trip to Venice


Do bongs really read the DailyMail, lads? I am appalled this thing is even called a newspaper

>>38058764
some of the /pol/ retards read it because they say it is right wing.

>>38058747
Very interesting mate. Is it ok to just rinse when I'm having a piss though?

>>38058737

Believe what you want, I am due to finish a draft publication in two months' time for a scientific journal with a 30+ impact factor and am looking to be approved to attend an international conference in USA later this year.


But yes, your dismissive comment has compelled me to give up on all this because you've managed to convince me I am an uneducated fraud.

>>38058764
The Daily Mail is no better than bog roll. Only one step above The Sun IMO.
A fair amount of people read it but it's largely mums who care about the celeb shit or people a bit like /pol/ but 30 years older.

>>38058764
Only old people who like to complain about muslims all the time.

>>38058795
Not him but I reckon so ye mate

Have any of you lot been on one of those speed awareness courses? looks like ill be going to one soon

>>38058764
Same shit as Buzzfeed/HuffPo but reworded if you really think about it, just replace title with
>YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS! Queen Bella slaays with new outfit in her trip to venice
and you have a typical buzzfeed article.

both sides have this dumb shit

>>38058923
worst sources ever. daily mail is literally made for uneducated lower class people.

I've wasted my life
Unsurprisingly that was unoriginal

>>38059016
Wait til you're 30+

The despair will be crushing

>decide to get Nier in sale
>click to install it
>26.6GB
>2.3mb/s
FUCK YOU SKY. Fuck you Murdoch.

>>38059002

I bring back more after my quest into the unknown

> British father, 29, dies in Majorca after jumping off Spanish party boat used in The Inbetweeners movie

> 'Healthy-looking' hairdresser, 42, with secret heroin habit died of overdose after taking the drug with partner and neighbour on Christmas

> 'Did pubic hair go extinct while I wasn't looking?' Naked Attraction returns to Channel 4 with a whopping 363 vagina close-ups


''news''

>>38059044
I'm 26 so not long now

>>38059049

fuck off, faggot, I am lucky if Sky let me even have 1.8mb/s

>>38059090
Same here usually. I guess I'm part of that lucky few who don't get throttled to shit once the little bastards finish school for the day.

Dead thread
Orig

>>38059221
britfeel has been terrible lately i must admit

>>38059069
Not much of a fucking secret junkie if you're doing heroin with your partner and neighbour.

What do they consider a non-secret junkie? Someone wearing a teeshirt that says "I <3 Heroin"?

lads post your national insurance number for a laugh haha

>>38059342
Hahaha, sure thing, lad. Want my name and address too?

>stole haribo from sister
>peice got stuck in my wind pipe
>choked on it

I deserved it didn't I lads?

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King of the Hill is the best animated cartoon ever made.

Me saying this is ironic as I used to hate it when I was a teenager, I wonder if I should check out Becker to see if I like that now as well.

>>38059342
Apparently I've been told that the letter in the NI number is what wave of drafted soldiers you will be in if there was ever another world war.

>>38059221
It's Friday night. We're all getting ready to go out

>>38059342


Hahaha, the lads and I used to do this banter regularly, but for increased cheekiness we used to add the debit card account number and the code on the back. It was an absolute laugh mate

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>>38059221
Maintaining a good mood means ignoring this thread for the most part.

Finished working out. Feel sick.

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How does this painting make you feel, lads?

>>38059516
She looks smug and disapproving

Asked my mum today if she'd let me lick her arsehole. We have a close relationship and she wanked me off once when I was drunk, so I thought it was worth a shot. She shut me down pretty fast and then started crying and saying "I'm a shit mother, I've failed you as a parent if you think it's alright to ask me things like that." Hope she calms down soon, but the good thing is that she has opened the wine now so maybe after a couple of bottles she'll let me do it.

>>38059516


I don't think I can appreciate the quality of it fully as I really dislike double chins and that's all I can see

>>38056566
>there are people like this who you have to shake hands with
Honestly not once out of the thousands of times I've seen guys wash their hands in public toilets have I seen someone do it properly and thoroughly. It's bloody disgusting. It's a courtesy to others. If someone told you they don't wash their hands after they shit, would you want to touch their hands?

>>38059516
I wish that babbu wwas me

>>38059556
lol how the fuck did you get her to wank you off?

>>38059556
This is giving me a boner, even though I'm aware it's LARPing

>>38059560
It's called a cleft chin, not a double chin

>>38059563
If they rinse then yeah. I trust people not to smear shit all over their hands when they are having a shit. (pakis excluded obviously). 99% of the time I don't get any actual shit on my hand. On the off chance I do, I will wash with soap and water.

>>38059556

Pics of your mom if real (any kind at all), although clearly a bait

>>38056642
Except soap kills bacteria because it's an anti-sceptic but water doesn't

>>38059556
Fuck sake britnorimie you pathetic cunt, you will never be a writer.

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what were your favourite cartoons when you were a kid lads?
i loved this show, i dont think there was a single bad episode

>>38059583
Many years ago I saw a post on here by a guy who's mum asked him "what do you want for your birthday?" and he said a blowjob and she actually did it. He uploaded an audio file of it, was quite hot. I got inspired ne night when my mum was drunk she asked me what I wanted for my birthday and I said "a hand job" and she ended up doing it.
>>38059607
Before I upload the photo, I just want to say that she is objectively quite unattractive and old. So let me know if you still want to see her.

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>>38056658
>Honestly ebin, your posts aren't even good but you attach a cute anime girl and people eat it up.
DAS RITE

>>38059634
>It's a Kevin gets rekt episode
Based

>>38059516
That baby's left hand is way too big, and he looks stoned as hell

>>38059660
kys shout

>>38059656

Yeah, lad, go ahead. Just trying to verify your story, not here to jack off.

>>38059697
Maybe you arent but i sure am

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>>38059697
Ok, here she is. This is the best photo I could find of her, where she's done up for a wedding. She doesn't normally look even this good.

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Would you wreck this?

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>>38059673
Don't insult Jesus

Ffs the school next door is having their fete and the music is loud as fuck

>>38059726
I don't think she's a christian, so no I would not marry her.

>>38059733
Do you ever see young school girls and wish you could nonce them?

>>38059724
Ok doxanon, do your thing

i just heard a fucking owl outside what the hell

>>38059726


Ironically
>to the bone
is the response I'd have given

>>38059743
It's a primary school, far too young for me. Sometimes they come up to the fence when I'm in the garden and say hello to me and I get worried I'm gonna get put on a list if I speak to them

>>38059724

holy shit the madman actually did it......why would you post your mum on the internet, anon?

>>38059747
I don't care. What are you even going to do if you dox her? Tell her that her son wants to lick her arsehole? She already knows that.
>>38059770
Why not?

>>38059777

No you moron, if you get doxed your face will probably be a meme even amongst normies for the next year or so.....

Anyway, no one's doxing you, so you are fine

Alright lads, which fictional girl should I jerk off to?

>>38059818
Don't masturbate. It's wrong.

>>38059801
Doubt it. There's no way you could get a copy of a photo of my face even if you did dox her. I don't have normiebook or anything like that.

>>38059832
I'll do what I want, fag.

>>38059843
Enjoy hell, sinner.

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>>38059818
2Bee

We get to watch right senpai?

>>38059832
>Listenting to an old book written by nonwhites
cuck

>>38059857
Pretty sure if I say I'm sorry on my death bed I'll be alright, mate.

>>38059865
>written by nonwhites

Glad people are waking up to the fact that Christianity is a paki religion and only a terrorist sympathiser would be a Christian.

If you are worshipping the Christian god you are literally worshipping Allah

>>38057519
Mate this is why people say they've had enough of intellectuals, you lot are so fucking smug

>>38059858
Unless there's any other bids I'll go with her. Thanks, lad.

Katy Perry
> And the politically outspoken beauty- who actively campaigned for Hillary Clinton in the 2016 Presidential race- added that she hoped to 'help people and inspire them' at in a world of uncertainty.


What did she mean by this inspirational quote, lads?

>'Cause I'm all that you want, boy
>All that you can have, boy
>Got me spread like a buffet

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>31
>went to buy a lottery ticket
>stared at me for 10-15 seconds and said "hmm, not sure whether to ask you for ID or not"

That's my good feels for the day

>>38059909


She was wondering if you look senile enough to be playing the lottery

>>38059909
The unsaid part was "...because you look old enough obviously, but you seem like such a virgin."

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>>38059921
>>38059927
Enough!

Nope, I'm not having it. You can't break my good feels today!

>>38059952
I was only kidding mate. Hope you win something, and I hope you end up having a nice evening too, any plans?

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>>38059900
Take it nice and slow, she's flooded with art.

>>38059909
Good on you, lad. My dad went to get his B&Q pensioner thing the other day and they said he had to be 60.

>>38059969
Thanks pal! Nice "nice posting" as well, add that to my feels tally of the day

Not really any plans, chat to some buddies online, have a few drinks, post on here a bit.

How about you?

>>38060010
Probably a few beers, few joints, might post on here a bit. Got wasted last night so I'll be taking it a bit easier this evening.

>>38059971
Wow, load a bigger image. I'm at 4 mb/s and I feel like I'm looking at 14kb/s in 1996 again.

http://www.stuntandco.com/about-us/

> Arjun (Vice president) is an economics Graduate from the London School of Economics (2013).


Tfw you will never be a vice president of a billion dollar company 4 years after you've graduated.

some of these relics are pretty friggin hard
even speedrunners are having trouble

>>38060069
>Not withstanding his age, Arjun has extensive experience in the precious metals industry and his family have been engaged in the international jewellery trade for close to 60 years of family trade behind him. Arjun also brings an international dimension to Stunt and Co. through his close network of family contacts and business associates.

They obviously did a deal with his family's bustiness than involved employing him with an inflated job title.

remember a few months ago an anon went on some site and managed to find a woman to have sex with him through it, but then later on he posted that he was mugged. does anyone know the name of that site?

>>38060129
Probably craigslist or something

>emptying out appartment before moving day
>find ex's bra that somehow's been sitting there for close to a year
>still has her smell

That's a pretty good feel lads

>>38060110
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT
FFS

>>38060152
What happened with the relationship lad?

>>38060152
Whats it smell like lad?

>>38060054
Try this on for size.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/__yorha_no_2_type_b_nier_series_and_nier_automata_drawn_by_madbunny__f0530bdfad76e3fb9a967548d0ca2d26.jpg

>>38060129
Looking to get mugged lad?

>>38060167
I dumped her because she was "annoying". I always do this to nice girls with steady jobs and family values when I relapse in my weed addiction. I hate myself sometimes.

>>38060170
It smells like her, I don't know how else to say it. Her skin had a very distinctive smell.

>>38060197
No smell is truly unique. What was it closest to?

>>38060213
Poo desu

>>38060213
Jade Goody perfume and period blood

eaten 165 calories today in preparation for finally treating myself to a pizza and beers tonight

probably still going to make me go over my limit but hopefully not by much

>>38060239
>165 calories
oink oink piggu, I've eaten 0 calories today

ranked up to mentor in tekken today lads, feeling pretty good about that considering I'm new to this fighting lark and competitive multiplayer games in general desu

Did dox anon ever find that carpark?

>>38060213
I don't know mate I'm shit at describing smells. How would you describe someone's smell? I guess a bit musky, we're talking about a person's smell here. Not sweaty though. She was from souther Europe if that helps.

>>38060318
>southern Europe

Ah she was a paki? So it was a curry type smell?

>>38060327
>Pakistan
>In Europe
You need to work on your geography anon

>>38060327


> doesn't know where Southern Europe is.

Pro tip, it's not London

>>38059634
Good taste desu mate. Seasons 4&5 were a bit different but still good.
Dexter's lab was my main cartoon as a child. I liked the art and the idea of having a giant secret lab obviously.

>>38060145
iirc it was a site specifically for sex and the people on it had profiles

just made some op image oc for the next thread. is there any way to half the size in addition to converting it into a jpeg? or a way of compressing it that doesn't ruin it?

>>38060404
can you put the image through a image compressor, there are loads of free 1's you can use

>>38056685
oh wow you spent 2 years being a faggot still, your always be fucked anon, takes years to fix shit, so stop being on your high horse loser

>>38060327
>This inbred knowledge
Are you hoping it was your sister?

>>38060474
Mate you are such a bitter jealous little dickhead, no wonder no one likes you