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About to go on a date

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I have a date tonight.. with a real woman!

How and what not to fuck this up??

Also what do you do on a "date"?


>pic unrelated
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You go to the designated meeting place and do the agreed upon activity while talking to each other. Your anxiety will lessen and go away after a few minutes of this.
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>>38055885
>Also what do you do on a "date"?
Sex
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>>38056262
>Your anxiety will lessen and go away after a few minutes of this.
Or it could potentially get a lot worse and you sperg out
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F O R D

F -amily
O -ccupation
R -ecreation(fun)
D -reams

This is what you talk about.
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>>38056282
This almost never happens unless you're a severe autist
The anticipation is what causes the anxiety
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I dont know ive never been on a date i only fuck hookers. Try giving her 50 bucks and pull it out and see where it goes
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>>38056286
How the fuck do you start a conversation about her family?
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>>38055885
just hug and kiss as soon as you meet her. Establish contact. Always sit next to her during your date and escalate touching. Kiss asap and then go for tits. Rub her crotch you can probably convince her to fuck on the firrst date. It's all up to you.
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>>38056611
>How the fuck do you start a conversation about her family?

Literally ask "you got family here?"

there
you
go
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Is it unhealthy for me to watch porn at least once a day, and jerk it to girls like the one in OP's picture getting slammed in the ass? Please respond.
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>>38056611
>So I heard you had a family, how is that going for you?
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Just smile, laugh and pretend to listen to her while she yaps on so at the end you can foot the bill for the meal so she can go to chad's house and ride him after being fed.

Seriously what fuckhead dates women these days after knowing about the cock carousel.
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>>38056786
>So I heard you had a family
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>38055885
>what do you do on a "date"?
You flirt, talk, increase sexual tension between the two of you. Dates aren't about learning about the girl, they're about getting pussy. Just keep doing whatever you did to make her want the date. Unironically bee yourself.
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>>38056641
Probably. I don't think it's good to jerk off daily.
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>>38055885

Always open with whether she likes it in the clit or the G spot.
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>>38056546
it can & will happen if you're boring
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>>38055885

Don't forget to avoid talking about R A P E

R - Religion
A - Abortion
P - Politics
E - Economics
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>>38057348
>E - Economics
but she's an economics student. Am i fugged? I should call it off.
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>>38057785
You might as well go senpai. You just gotta feel it out. You'll probs regret not going.
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>>38056611
It's not that hard. Just ask her the basic questions.
>how many offspring do you intend to birth?
>what are your thoughts on breastfeeding vs formula?
>Can you name 3 reasons why homeschooling provides a better education than public schooling?
>what is your expectation regarding dowry?
Once you have some of these questions out of the way, you will both feel more comfortable with each other and be free to enjoy your evening.
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>>38055885
>a real woman!
She's cheating on you.
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>>38055885
She'll be depending on you to make decisions on what your doing during the date. If you cant and it ends up boring or she has to decide, then ya blew it
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>>38058860
Fpbp
Fresh poignant boi pussy
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>>38055885
anyone else think dates are annoying

Like idk, maybe they were cute in high school, but at this point in my life I just want to get straight to the pussy. Maybe that's why I see hookers.
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>>38055885

bring 2 goats and a basket of fruit to offer the elder of her tribe
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>>38059128
Yeah, either that or its because you're obnoxious
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>>38059128
I agree with you even though the only time I've ever been on dates were in highschool, all with only one girl however. It was just walking around talking about boring shit listening to her say boring shit and acting like I was interested.
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>>38056546
thatswhereyourewrongkiddo.jpg.tar.gz.fuckyourself
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>>38057348
>R A P E
original kek
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>>38055885
Should have asked earlier. 'Date' by Love Systems is on piratebay and is a good intro
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>>38055885
if she's a talker just listen and don't take any stances on what she is saying she will talk all night and love you just because you're male. if she's not a talker just ask her questions so she does all the talking. if they know nothing about you they will fill in the blanks with whatever they desire. if you talk a lot and tell her all about yourself and your beliefs your job whatever you will kill all the mystery and her fantasy will be destroyed.
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>>38056546
>unless you're a severe autist
do you know where the fuck you are nigger?
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>>38055885
I suggest you read into everything you experience. Do not take anything she says or does as happenstance. If you are experiencing then current reality, you already missed somthing.
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