how do you board an airplane

You go to the airport, check in (now you can do this on your phone, but if you never travel just check in at the airport), there will be a gate number on your boarding pass, you go through security in the correct terminal, check the electronic board to make sure the gate hasn't change, then walk to that gate. Wait around until it boards, then there is generally a group number that they call which is listed on the boarding pass.

People are retarded so they make it pretty easy, you'll be fine.

>>38055339
okay
i hope i dont sperg out in the security check

>>38055339
ONLY A NORMIE COULD HAVE THIS KNOWLEDGE REEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OFF MY BOARD

>>38055778
good thing because he saved my ass

>>38055325
1.. You don't get to bring friends
2. You have to be on the flight plan
3. Even if you're not on the plan, there's a loophole that allows you to stay on the aircraft if you're the first one to talk
4. Remember that getting caught is part of your plan as well
Keep all this in mind and you should be fine.
t. CIA pro

Which country are you in? There could be some slight differences.

>>38055963
united states
ive never got onto a plane myself. and im sort of intimidated.

>>38055987
it's not too bad, just gotta take off your belt and shoes for a bit

>>38056005
that sounds okay
i just hope i dont go to the wrong gate or something

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>>38055931
Holy fuckin kek. Thanks for making my morning anon.

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>>38056110
You also need to make sure to leave early. Babies crawl pretty slowly after all.

>>38055325
where are you flying to?

Generally in nature you have to have been hatched from a plane to ride in it. Thankfully we have computers now and with some money you too can have the mark of the rider.

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What happens when you need a connecting flight and have to stop at another airport

>>38056694
do the same things you did at first airport

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>>38055325
Pay attention to the formal greeting that you must perform as you enter the main aisle of the plane. It's near-mandatory for those new to air travel. You need to shout "allaha woo akbhar". It means "good flight to all" in sino-hindu and the tradition dates back to 1934 when such crews performed that greeting upon entering British army planes.

>>38056758
what about my luggage who takes care of that. do they move it onto the connecting plane or do i need to collect it and check it in again myself.

>>38056961
sorry i dont know about that i have never traveled with luggage other than cabin baggage.

>>38056961
they move it from plane to plane themselves don't worry

what is your final destination? if I've flown there I could give you some advice for how to find your stuff. LAX and Dallas are a real pain for example

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>>38056961
Tell them "it's a bomb". It's airport slang for "be careful with that".

>>38055931
All of my flights go like this.

You crash it with no survivors.