What is the worst experience you've had with a girl,

>girl catches me at a bad moment
>misunderstandings occur

>>38054873
Stacy once jokingly asked if I would take her out on a date. I was caught offguard and responded with "huh". Then she and Chad giggled and went back to talking about normie things.

>>38054873
>I once as ask a girl out on a date. She says yes. Shows up with another date.

>Once a hot girl let me have sex with her because no one would believe me if I told anybody.

>Once raped by a 13 year old when I was 19.

>>38054873
something about this girls face bothers me greatly.

>>38054942
>Once raped by a 13 year old when I was 19.
w-what

>>38054944
is it the eyebrows?

>>38054873
i took my cousins high heeled shoe and masturbated with it in the bathroom, smelled inside of the shoe and even licked it and touched my dick to it afterwards. I have no idea if she ever found out but i still get hard thinking about it. Also did the same thing with my aunt's flats. I'm pretty sure she found out but she has a little bit of a crush on me so she never said/did anything about it.

>>38054954
no that greatly turns me on

>>38054944
Prolly her manly jawline

>>38054946
>Baby sitting neighbors daughter (13)
>Our family are friends.
>Helping her rehearse a play
>She had me cuff to the chair
>Goes away and comes back in her bra and panties
>Makes me take a Viagra.
>Proceeds to give me a lap dance and suck me off.
>Then she rides me till cum.
All against my will.

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>>38054982
i am sorry you had to go through that anon

>>38054982
A 13 year old girl raped you with a viagra? This sounds fake.

A woman hit me with her car a few years ago in a parking lot

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at my senior prom some drunk guy came up to my female friend and was being very touchy feely with her and i got fucking pissed and called him "a disgusting fucking degenerate". my friend (rightfully) never spoke to me again and i lost most of my other friends because of that

>>38055016

Not if she was sexually abused by whatever dirty old man had the viagra prescription

>>38054982
I'm jelly lmfao

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>show her myself on snapchat
>she ghosts me
happend 3 times

>>38055088
wait what does 'ghost' mean

>>38055127
she cuts all the contact with you and doesnt even say why

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>>38055129
thats happened to me so many times i didnt know there was a word for it

>>38054982
How is this in any way shape or form a bad experience if she never pressed charges?

>>38054873
The first time i asked a girl out.
It's so embarrassing, i'm not willing to talk about it, not even on the vietnamese knitting forum.
Let's just say i completely sperged out, she ripped me to shreds, and i was very depressed for at least 3 months. What made it worse is that she's fat and ugly.

>>38055195
Aw come on don't be like that

Green text it, writing down past experiences can be therapeutic and you may even learn from your mistakes upon reflection.

"dated" a girl at 19 who was 21, knew her for a year and thought she was pretty hot but never said anything. find out she's wanted me for a long time. go out once. get her in bed, fuck she was good. then she breaks up with me out of nowhere saying she's too busy for a bf. Is fucking chad within a week. We bump into each other a lot at school and she starts telling everyone Im a 'psycho stalker' when I try to talk to her in person about it.

Lost nearly all my friends because people believed her.

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>>38055210
>be 15
>lonely
>want gf
>decide to ask out the fat ugly chick
>friend tells me "it can't possibly fail"
>go in thinking failure is not an option
>fail miserably, sperg out, nervous as fuck
>cry my eyes out at home
>completely useless and depressed for about 3-4 months
>took me over 2 years to completely put that behind me
>the feeling of worthlessness, like a rock around my neck, dragging me down

>>38055273
we still love you <3

>>38054918
Should have said "No way" in a laughing manner. That would have really lowered her self esteem.

I've had women do pretty shitty stuff to me.

Some anons here maybe remember from an earlier thread this month.

Women suck, sad but true in all ways

>>38055286
It was a dark time, and it hurt, and tho i wish i never asked her out, i'm a bit glad that i was shattered when i was, it stopped me from being a complete sperg and i grew from it.
Still a virgin tho, but i'm a much better person then i once was, and i owe it to that. So on one hand i hate her because i suffered, on the other i'm thankful for the personal growth, and on yet another i'm embarrassed i even stooped down so low to consider dating her in the first place. Nothing worse than an ugly chick with a massive ego.

>>38055212
Real shit, feel foe u bro. Stay stronger

>>38055308
>Should have said "No way"
Like I said, I was caught by surprise. This was in school and I was in the middle of doing our "group" project.

>>38054873
>Naturally a submissive guy
>Know what I like and revile in it
>Don't let people push me around or use me though
>Find a girl
>We get to talking
>We click and shes fine with me being submissive
>We date for a while
>Pick up pretty early that something is off about her
>Brush it off as I'm enjoying myself
>The feeling grows by the week
>Finally she just fucking snaps at me
>Starts yelling at me
>Apparently shes be trying to subtly manipulate me into being more manly and failed horribly
>Turns out she was only interested in my money
>Calls the cops on me and tries to get me throw out of my own apartment
>I can only assume that she planned to rob me blind with this course of action
>Cops arrive
>They immediately take her side and wont listen to me
>I get cuffed
>I start mentaly preparing for a night in jail
>Luckily my landlord came to see what was up
>Sorted everything out quickly
>The cops uncuff me and move against her
>She fucking flips shit that they aren't obeying her
>Shatters one of my plates
>Stabs me
>Stabs a cop
>Second cop tasers her
>She gets cuffed and held down
>More cops show up
>Medical shows up
>I get rushed to the hospital because I'm bleeding fucking everywhere
>End up with stitches above my ear and on my hand
>Luckily it was all mostly superficial and it was just the head wound doing what head wounds do and bleeding everywhere

i had a crush on a girl in highschool and she told everyone. i think i also heard her say she was afraid of me like im some kind of a monster

>>38054982
>raped by a fucking loli
goddamn nigga lmao

I've repressed most of my interactions with girls in primary and secondary school, I was a sheltered weirdo who had a very innocent and simple view of the world and I paid the price.

>first year of uni
>girl on my course seems to be very into me, like VERY into me
>lovely girl, just not attracted to her at all
>despite drunkenly making out with her and sleeping in the same bed as her one time, I just have no interest in her
>she invites me over to hers for a takeaway
>know full well she wants the penis
>get really fucking stoned and drunk beforehand because I'm terrified
>we watch netflix and eventually things get heated
>all I think the whole time is "I want to go home", but because of how I am I didn't want to upset her by just leaving or whatever
>we don't actually fug, but it was close
>make some shit excuse and leave after being dry-humped to death
>walk home
>chain smoke
>cry

This person is a friend of a friend, I even helped her out getting a job in the office I worked in. We were having a conversation about a mutual friend and I mentioned that he was fortunate to have his gf. He's got a lot of issues and they live in his parents house, but she's so nice and has stuck it through with him.

Later on she asked me if I was "secretly in love" with her. I vehemently told her that I was not and that it would be really shitty if she spread that to other people, because that could really damage my friendship with them. Later on she kept talking to me about it and I told her I just wanted to drop it.

I'm pretty sure she told some people.

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R9k was right all along. I hate you guys how could you predict this sort of things.Why are girls such whores. I really dont get it? is it something in our hormones that makes us like this? It makes me sad thinking about it. Because i know i should be dating and sleeping with a good guy who has not been in jail and who is not dealing drugs but why do bad boys make my pussy tingle? R9k can you explain it because im really ashamed.
>Meet guy
>Hes really ugly. Not all attractive. Looks like a alcoholic
>Has tatoos and goes around with a gun ( guns are strictly forbidden in my shithole country)
> has been in jail for one year because he was a dealer.
> the age diffrence between us is nine years
> He has a kid and a gf he goes on and off with
>He often stinks of alcohol and has had a drug abuse.
>His body is really ugly lanky and skinnyfat.
>Girls still swarm all over him because hes bad.
>Yesterday we had the most amazing sex
>Know deep inside he will never want me as a gf
>My pussy tingles and gets wet whenever i think about fucking him.
Its true girls like bad boys. I have gone without sexual intercourse for a year because i tried to wait for my qt robot ex to take me back but then this guy came along and i slipped up and fucked him. Why couldnt i just wait for my ex who was wholeosme drugfree and played vidya all day. Why did i go on and fuck that guy. Women are real whores robots you were right. Worst part is i just want to fuck this guy more.

>>38054982
#[original]thathappened

>>38055512
Sound like you avoided getting murdered in your sleep down the road, good job.
Sorry about losing the gf though

>>38055565
You sound like a douchebag and I wouldn't want you as my friend if you talk so lowly of me to others behind my back.

Obviously the guy has something else to offer her to stay, maybe she just likes him a lot, no need to be salty he has somethings don't and talk shit about it.

>>38055606

I guess I didn't explain it thoroughly enough, I can see why you interpreted it that way. This guy is one of my best friends. I wasn't talking shit.

I was saying that it's great that she's there and can help him and give him some happiness in this difficult time in his life.

>>38055605
Probably. Shes not the only one that's tried to manipulate me. Shes just the only one that got physical over it. Most of the time they just huff and leave. I got everything in my life sorted out and its all going great for me. Women find this out and find out that I have a pile of money in the bank and I don't buy shit with it and all try to align themselves to me. They never like my personality though. I'm just to girly for them. I understand WHY they try but at the same time I don't at all. They want the money and the easy life and I get that. But the things they say when they fail to change me just makes me want to ask why they bother? If it upsets you that much and you are that unhappy with me why try to force it? Just go find some other guy. Your a chick you can sneeze and have three guys offering to take you out to dinner.

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Me being a chad this is fucking hilarious boys

>>38054873
>join facebook
>was fucking OBSESSED with this slutty cute blonde girl
>someone told her about me
>**BLOOP**
>she says "hi, do you like me?" on chat
>sperg out
>"no comment, who told you that lol, i bet my friends did that because of a bet xD"
>had no friends, not even sure why i did this
>fast forward, basically all she did was send one words or small sentences, while i sent paragraphs of autism
>july 4th
>see a status on her wall
>(anon) wanna go to carnival?
Not sure why she had to do this through a status.
>obviously type "sure"
>go down to the carnival
>look for her
>see her
>"o hai anon!"
>heart rate is full speed
>have a damn panic attack
>stuttering "h-h-hi g-girl's n-n-na- name..." for 10 seconds
>she asks "what the fuck is wrong with you"
>literally sprint through a crowd of people back to my mom's car
>normies saying "yo what the fuck this nigga" at me
>mom finds me in the car
>"anonnn, come with us, we drove all this way for THIS?"
>guilt tripped to get out of the car
>mom points at a couple's spinning ride thing meant for TWO people at once
>go on it alone
>mom takes pictures of me on this ride
>hear staceys say "ohmagad, is that anon??"
>"LOL IT IS"
>unanimous bitchy laughing
>look towards the crowd watching the ride
>see mom giggling with the girls looking at her

>get home
>cry on the floor for three hours straight

That's the summer I had to learn I wasn't meant to be around other people.

I wish I had the picture my mom took, it was me with a glum sad face looking down at the spinning ground, inside a heart shaped metal case with two seats, but there was no-one in that seat. There was only emptyness in that seat, and in the other shame.

>>38055754
Lol same these guys are acting like fucking middleschoolers

>>38055512

>revile

you mean "revel"

My worst experience? hmmm..aaah here's one; I was working with a girl giving out a leaflets on the streets for the Prince's trust and I had the bright idea of suggesting we just throw them away and say we did it, she didn't like this one bit and had a tantrum and so speed walked back to our team leaders and told on me.
I was shocked she was so stupid and was forced to apologise to her and I did but I didn't mean it.

After that one of the team leaders held a grudge against me and rung my mum behind my back to ask if I was autistic. Bare in mind I was freshly coping with the grief of a loved one so I shut myself away from everyone. Well I had the last laugh folks! and on the last day we had to give a speech and I mocked her infront of about a hundred people and they all laughed and laughed while she was humiliated (of course though I did it in a very ironic way that was blantantly obviously mocking her)

So that's my story.... if they bark? I make sure to BITE back!

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>>38054982
That pretty hot anon, do you have any pics of her?

>>38054873
My date to prom refused to slow dance with me
>haha no no I don't dance
I am good at many things, but I'm never going to improve my chances at finding a date. I'm 22 and KHV and it really sucks.

>>38054873

Getting trapped by a virgin hunter. Intimate contact of any sort is awful and I could barely keep it hard. Lost my bone a few a times.

Or when this giant girl came to our school. At that point we were all into wrestling, and of course when there's a couple feet of snow on the field, it's a giant goddamn wrestling mat. So we're chokeslamming, piledriving, suplexing, every move in the book(was like in 1999-2002) and this behemoth bitch comes up and just starts tearing us all apart. I was a big kid in middle school when this went down, pushing almost 300 and could bench that too, but this 6ft double axe handle wide chick just tossed me and everyone else around like brock lesnar. Shit was so humiliating i hung up my belt and never wrassl'd again.

>>38055899
Worst one in this thread.

>>38055588
This is amazing, thank you for this. As a superior male this just confirms my theory of combining the desireable features of every girl's wet dream.
My fav part is
>really ugly
>my pussy tingles wet

Hah. Wish the betas from lookism were here.

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>>38055588
if you're gonna bait, at least be subtle

>>38057502
I didn't make this post, I just reposted it. It's real.

>>38055899
everyone has that one time that was bad, it's part of the process. Getting shit right the first time is an outlier.