>someone bangs on window in middle of night

>>38053912
>Someone steals your organs in the middle of the night

>>38053912
>someone farts in your room in the middle of the night

>>38053912
It's even worse when you live on the tenth floor and have no balcony. Really puts everyday problems into perspective.

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>someone bangs on window in middle of night
>still didn't die in your sleep

>>38054446
I know you're joking but I'm drunk and this post is fucking me up

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>when your neighbour wakes you up at 4am every morning so he doesn't have to smoke weed alone

>>38054504
what do u do anon
sounds FUN REEEEEEEEEE

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>Sleeping alone like always.
>5 minutes into it.
>Hear my name being called in a whisper.

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>>38053912
Open up desu

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>>38054530
This shit happened to me when I thought I was alone innawoods.

I nearly shat myself.

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>>38053912
>its 3 am
>hear people screaming
>shots fired

>>38053912
Shoot em. Just fucing blast with a hand cannon

>Hear kitchen faucet be on.
>Open my door.
>It's not.
>Go back to bed.
>Hear it again.
>Open the door.
>Still not on.
>Rinse, repeat.

It's like this every night, and the other day my door opened on its' own.
Help.

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>live in dormitory
>kitchen and bathroom are shared
>have huge urge to shit
>stick my ear to the door
>hear normies taking and laughing
>i can't possibly walk up to them with a toilet paper roll in my hand
>have to hold it in for hours sometimes
Same for peeing, washing my teeth, cooking. I've literally gone whole days without eating because there's people in the kitchen

>>38054530
>Trying to sleep alone like always
>About 1 hour in cause lightsleeper scum
>Light, barely audible, but powerful whisper
>"I love you, Anon."
>Literally most beautiful voice I have ever heard
>Feel warm
>Sit up, look around
>Nothing
>Take another hour to go back to sleep
Leave me alone, brain. I have accepted the reality of dying alone, just fuck off and leave me to my rest.

This thread is why I don't sleep on my back

>>38054530
Shit, this happened to me once. It was a woman's voice.

>>38054643
greentext it famalam, sounds spooky

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>Home alone at night
>Gets extremely quiet
>Playing games
>Door cracks open an inch for no reason
>Just pitch black darkness from the hall

>home alone
>mom gets back from work
>I don't have a mother and live alone

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>>38053912
>turns out to be your father
>"Son, have you spoken with the manager and given him a firm handshake yet?"

>>38055233
a succubus is trying to get you

>>38054504
sounds awesome man i miss the old days nostalgia city.

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>>38053912

"bangs" as in sex or "bangs" as in pistols?