>the absolute state of modern women

the absolute state of modern women is a dropped crock pot?

well, you certainly brought a lot to the table, cuck

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>>38053363
>B-but I demand Chad's dick until I die xDDDDD

>>38053363
This picture really pisses me off. Like honestly instead of moping on the floor, pick the lid and pot up and put them in the sink, get some paper towels and brush all the sauce into one spot, shovel the bulk of the sauce into the bin/sink, mop the rest, wipe down fridge. Reeeeeee be a good housewife you fat bitch it's not hard. On top of all this it appears to just be bloody tomato sauce. Do you know how quickly you can make a new batch of decent tomato sauce? It's like 1 hour. Depending on the dish you could make a different sauce that's quicker, even. Also

>not being a good enough cook to be able to throw a 15-20 minute dinner together to keep the man happy

i'm reading too far into this but I am TRIGGERED

>>38054340
>implying she didn't just dump a jar of premade spaghetti sauce into a pot to warm up in the first place

>>38053363
Is it wrong that I want to take that cat and just roll his ass around in that sauce?

>>38054340
This is a meme picture just like the picture of the girl next to the ruined IKEA chair, calm down.

>>38054456
It does have ideal mop-fur, yes

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Every time I see this picture I imagine hugging her, telling her it's okay and saying something funny to make her laugh, helping her clean it up then ordering some food instead.

>>38054557
You're a keeper. What are you doing on 4chan?

>>38054557
Bow of eggs tier post

>>38054565
>What are you doing on 4chan?
sadness

>>38054565
the vagina-jew don't like men like him, they would go for a fucked up guy with bad childhood that punch them for doing this

>>38053363
I find it hard to imagine how it dropped in the middle of the room, like she doesn't have sauce on her or her legs, so she was far from ir when it dropped, was it the cat?? but it's too heavy for the cat to get it to the center of the room and also the cat is clean

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED ??

I wouldn't mind it happening once or twice but I'd beat the shit out of her if it happened regularly

>>38054062
Woah get a load of this shill. I can smell the sulfur and cheese from here

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Every time I see this picture I imagine petting her, telling her it's okay and doing something funny to amuse her, letting her lick some off the floor then giving her some regular cat food.

>>38053363
>A Cat and spoils of cooking

She's beautiful

>>38054569
I imagine it in the context of being married to her, not just showing up in a stranger's kitchen and ordering food for them.

>>38053363
mr,/ms. kitty cat seems to be happy with this.

>>38054692
Did you just assumed its gender?

>>38054719
Zisz. kitty cat
is that ok? fuck

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>>38053363
Holy shit, just looking at this picture makes me fucking furious.
I would want to beat her senseless if I came home to that.

>>38054786
You'd beat someone for dropping dinner? Let me guess. You're single and you always have been?

>>38053363
>the absolute state of cats
ftfy

>>38054809
I had a gf a couple of years ago

>>38054809
Because women certainly don't date abusive men. Nope, that never happens.

>>38054825
It's the woman's fault that she dated someone who turned out to be abusive. Great logic. You do know that men don't usually abuse women until they have been together long enough for the woman to develop feelings for them, right? It's not like men just say, "Hey I hit women" on the first date.

>>38053363
That is one hairy pussy

>>38053363
>>38054340
The cat knocked it over.

I want to mate with her on top of the sauce

>>38054841
Its the woman's choice to stay.

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I just noticed the paper on the fridge, it looks like a child's writing.

I want a wife.
I want kids.
I want to have my own family.

I don't think this picture is meant to be seen as a desirable situation, but I'd give anything for it.

>>38054809
>You'd beat someone for dropping dinner?
To be fair, I assume she does things like this all the time.
She's probably a useless, clumsy woman.
Any man would get sick of it eventually.

>>38053363
>Implying modern women even try.

>>38053363
Never forghetti never spaghetti

>>38054565

What the fuck are you doing on 4chan you piece of shit

Fuck outta here you little bitch

I'm gonna ask my mom to get hamburger helper

>>38053363

staged.
if it was real, she was fiddling with her iphone

she has cute little feet

>>38054565
Please be a girl.
I want to know girls like that sort of thing.

>>38054465
pic of the ruined IKEA chair or it never happpened

>>38055381
They don't.
She would think you are a beta and leave you.

In reality, a woman would want you to beat her so severely that you wouldn't be able to tell what was blood and what was tomato sauce.

Women want to be murdered by men

SMASH THEM
BASH IN THEIR STUPID CUNT SKULLS

>>38055381
Yes, I'm a girl. Don't listen to what the men say on this board about female preferences. Women want someone they can feel safe with who will protect them and treat them like a best friend. We don't want jerks who treat us like subhuman trash.

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>>38054667
Every time I see this picture I imagine just looking around, then looking deep into her eyes and calmly asking "you really are a useless person, aren't you? Well, never mind, clean that up.", then smirking and calmly leaving her

>>38055628
I am a girl too and I call bullshit on you. I and my girlfriends can confirm we want a "bad" boy because they are spontaneous and treat you like an animal in bed. Yum :3

>>38053363
The cat looking inquisitively at the sauce really rounds out the picture.

>having a laundry machine in your kitchen
wew

>>38055628
>>38055659
Can't there be a middleground?

>>38054616
interesting point

stay mad, cuck

Here's a girl who appears to be able to cook a lot without having a mental breakdown:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhkfZTnWvEU

She's a roastie, but she's a high-functioning one.

I really don't get this 'women are useless' thing, the thing that annoys me most about women is that they seem to need to be doing anything and everything rather than relaxing and being human for a moment.

>>38055823
A guy who beats the shit out of you then apologises

>>38056009
Yeah, sort of. Though not so much beating shit out, but stuff like the back of the hand
oregano dudes

>>38053363
everything about this photo annoys me except the cat

>>38055659
You sound like a whore. Enjoy having a bad boy who cucks you and smacks you when you don't behave.

>>38055628
>Women want someone they can feel safe with who will protect them and treat them like a best friend.
Women don't respect men like that, so you immediately start looking to upgrade to an alpha as soon as you see what the situation is.

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>>38053363
>the cat playing with the spilled food
Cute as all fuck

>>38056134
Bullshit. Girls want to play with the bad boy, but lasting relationships are between partners who treat each other like equals, or like I said, like best friends. Personally, I'm fucking scared of men because I have been attacked in the past. I don't want someone I can't trust who might try to hurt me again. Being alpha doesn't mean that you treat women like property, either. You can be an alpha male who protects his woman and keeps her safe. It's not beta to be this way.

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>>38056191

>Girls want to play with the bad boy
>but lasting relationships are between partners who treat each other like equals...

ALPHA FUCKS BETA BUCKS!>?!>!>!!!???

>Personally, I'm fucking scared of men because I have been attacked in the past.

YOU SHOULD BE. WE'RE COMING FOR YOUR ROASTIE WHORE! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>38056191
>>38056247
Seriously what a fucking whore.

I'd rip her open with a kitchen knife if she said something like that to my face

>>38055628
Thank you.
I hope I can make somebody happy like that one day.

>>38056191
>Girls want to play with the bad boy
Lol you whore. You just proved his point

>>38053363
At least theres a nice cat in the photo.

>>38056346
I'm not sure women understand why it hurts to read things like that.

>>38055893
>She's a roastie
How do you know that?

>>38056346
>>38056450
I don't want that, personally. I said GIRLS to imply very young girls (like teenagers) want the bad boy. Women don't want this shit. You all need to grow the fuck up and realise that real relationships are between adults who respect each other. It baffles me that none of you can understand this.

>>38056488

She mentions dating, she has a boyfriend, and you can just tell from her lifestyle. Also at one point she mentioned having dated some famous black musician - not being racist but girls that date musicians and roasties.

>>38056523
Dating and having a boyfriend does not make her a roastie

>>38056562

hahahahahaha, alright cuck boy.

>>38056515
I understand the concept you're getting at.
I have no doubt that most adult women end up wanting more stable men.

I just think men and women have a very different view of relationships, and women do not seem to understand why "I didn't want somebody like you before, but I do now" feels very unpleasant to hear.

>>38056515
>It baffles me that none of you can understand this.
it baffles me that women can't understand why saying that she's had enough of Chad blowing his load down her throat for the last decade and now you should man up and marry her isn't fucking desirable at all.

>>38053363
Why would you only have sauce in a crock pot?I don't see any meatballs, green peppers or sausage....nothing...

I just want to stomp on a woman.

>>38056761
do you see a cat?

jeez, I wonder what happened to the food...

retard.

>>38053363
That picture just makes me sad. I remember trying to cook curry about 5 years ago, spent 2 hours painstakingly trying to get it right (its not that hard, I have it down now) but I was carrying it downstairs and spilled it all. I just broke down crying having to clean it up off the stairs.

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>>38054569
Fuck you faggot, look at these delicious mother fuckers
You want to jam these cunts down your throat so hard that you'll wish you used lube

>>38056774
>implying a cat could eat all the meat in a crockpot that size

Cats are animalets and im sure that bitch ass cat was just lightly licking the sauce.

A dog would devour everything in sight.

WOMEN ARE GARBAGE

VILE STINKING HOLES

>>38056774
>do you see a cat?


no??

>>38053363
>tfw you dropped all the canned spaghetti sauce that it took you all day to prepare
Cooking is too hard.

Whenever I see this picture I imagine blowing her head off with a shotgun. Stupid roasty whore.

>>38056616
It's not like dudes are any different. I remember being the only one in highschool that actually cared about chicks' personality, everyone else just went for the tits.

>>38053363
Woman
>drop pot
>cry
>"lets go out for dinner"

Man
>drop pot
>clean up
>make dinner

>>38055823
Wow it's almost like there are a variety of women, including mature women who want healthy long-lasting relationships, and damaged women who seek abusive, wild, short-term relationships. Who would've thought personalities could differ.

heres a nice video for y'all misogynisties

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKVVKmcOI84

>>38057024
Kek, this is so shittily done.

>>38057044
I just love the cuts from the confident openings to the punches. its hilarious

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>>38053363
>people who walk barefoot on uncarpeted floors
Disgusting desu

>>38054557
what a fucking cuck. just marry a guy and make him laugh you fucking faggot.

>>38056995
She will clean up to, she's just shocked. I imagine her wanting to do something really nice for her husband and deciding to cook because she knows how to do it well. She is a good wife who cooks and cleans, after all. But she realizes her husband who comes home from work is tired and will have to wait for the perfect dinner. This is her first time messing up, and that's why she doesn't know if he will be mad. He won't, they'll be happy ever after.

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>>38057184
>Having carpeted floors
Disgusting desu

>>38056191
Are you Asian? Cause if not we don't need you anymore, fattie.

>>38054885
DONT FUCKING BLAME HIM YOU ROASTIE APOLOGIST

>>38054885
YEAH BECAUSE A CAT IS REALLY POWERFUL ENOUGH TO KNOCK OVER A 4-5 POUND SAUCE POT SIMPLY BY GRAZING IT.

That cat would have to tackle it on the stove top just to knock it over.
ROASTIE APOLOGIST

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>>38054557
>tfw we will never experience this, or the joy of genuine love and appreciation.

>>38054841
Unless the guy stuck a gun in her face and threatened to kill her if she wasn't dating him then yeah, its her fucking choice and her fault retard.

>>38057269
>imagine her wanting to do something really nice for her husband and deciding to cook because she knows how to do it well.
You don't drop sauce pots if you cook well.
In all honesty she's probably a shitty cook, who just wanted to make her husband happy and tried her hardest to make the most delicious sauce ever, but was too incompetent not to spill it.

>>38056962
Listen here roastie thot. Shut your cunt mouth for 2 seconds and think.
How hard is it to be fuckable?
Seriously. You don't have to have much. Even nice b cups and a good body will do for most men.

Fuck off with, only big titty girls get love. We know it's not true.

>>38054062
>op makes clever post about women not being able to do simple shit without giving up or fucking up
>faggot cuckposts and ignored true meaning

You really are a cuck shill

>>38054198
t. angry manlet

>>38056191
>>38055628
I absolutely hate roastie cunts who come in the thread spouting bullshit.
You want a guy who you feel is cooler and better than you. You don't want an equal. You want a successful man who you are proud of and seems better than you.

Yeah maybe you don't want to be treated like shit, but don't pretend you want an equal.

>>38054557
I wouldn't because she's fat and I don't generally like to take advantage of depressed or desperate people, but I guess I'd help her clean the mess out of good will.

>>38057652
You sound so stupid. Anyone can make a mistake.

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>>38057737
I've never spilled a single plate, bowl, pan, or pot of food in my past 2 years of cooking.
I don't make those kinds of mistakes.

You won't make those kinds of mistakes if you cook calmly and use common sense. If you're going to pick up a hot pot, always make sure you have somewhere to place it, and that you are protecting your hands.

It's a roasties mistake, it's a child's mistake. It's not a competent chefs mistakes.
Female mistake:
>Spills mediocre sauce because she's too clumsy
Male mistake:
>Over seasons sauce and ruins the flavor

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Every time I see this picture I imagine just looking around, then staring at her with a very forced smiling face until she begins to feel uncomfortable and gets up and leaves for the cleaning ware awkwardly as I follow her with my gaze and keep staring at her all the time she spends cleaning it as she tries to clean as fast as possible in order to get out of there, but then there I am, standing up in the doorway silently looking at her with no intention to move from the only way until she finally decides to leave using the window.

And then I take the cat and pet it.

>>38057269
>>38057652
It was a crock pot, aka a slow cooker. Which means whatever was in there had probably been in there cooking for maybe even twelve hours or more. I'd be very butthurt if it happened to me.

>>38054569
It really is

not original

>>38057184
>>38057436
I've got you two covered, you're like children
>walking indoors with shoes and a cap/beanie
SUCC

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>>38058262
if that was a pressure cooker it literally could have exploded on it's own. They do that sometimes.
>pic related

>>38058262
Something tells me she had guests over and invited them for dinner.
Not just her regular family