Reminder that we're competing with THIS.

wtf is that like 10 inches?

Went up in her intestines.

literally a poop pusher

>Millions upon millions of women are in some form of porn, whether it be nude selfies or amateur studio porn, professional porn or getting fucked by Chad in their bedrooms on camera
>Redditors and self proclaimed fembots/femanons come in here 24/7 to tell us about how prude women still totally are and how we should marry them because of that

That really makes me think.

would rather fuck a horse

>>38053327
It's literally as long as his fucking leg what the fuck man.

Just remember OP, that man can ONLY have sex with girl's asses. No human vagina in the world will be able to gobble that dick down. I wouldn't be envious past appearances if I were you.

No I'm just competing with expectations of what the ideal male is supposed to be (while it's okay for women to be fat cows) a ripped muscle mass that's impossible to achieve by average folk unless you've got a lot of cash and dedication
Honestly not even concerned with women at this point i'm concerned about where my next meal is going to come from women are just a parasite on my ass at this point an annoyance that get everything handed to them while i have to figure out if I'm going to be eating out of the garbage in a month or if I'll still have a roof over my head and food in me.

sorce of original?

>>38053387
He never has to suffer the shame of being a dicklet. I'd say that's better than being a dicklet.

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>>38053395
This. Women expect you to be:
>Tall (6'0 ABSOLUTE minimum)
>Broad shouldered
>Muscular (at least 3 years of mass building in the gym)
>Cut (12% bodyfat or lower)
>Trendy haircut that won't get you hired anywhere
>+100k income bracket
>Above average dick size (7" minimum)
>And most importantly, an 8/10 model tier face

>>38053356
you really think thats a chick?

>>38053738
I was talking in terms of being average sized (5 inches). Regardless, you pretty much cap out at an "optimal" size, and anything bigger or smaller will suffer drawbacks.

7-9 > 10-12 > 5-6 > 12+ >> 3-4 >> textbook microdick (2 and under)

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IT'S NOT FUCKING FAlR REEEEEEEEEE

>>38053395
>unless you've got a lot of cash and dedication
>lot of cash
>$30/month gym membership

LOOL
I would not even want to carry that around in my pants. Must be such nuisance

>>38053327

this is someones daughter.

originaloide

>>38053327
Whaaat the fuck? How does he fit all the way?

>>38053834
it's gay sex. anon
only men are interested in getting dickedd own like that

>>38053356
Iooks like a guy desu

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its p-plastic r-right?

implying i didnt give up long ago

>>38053327
Guarantee 95% of women would prefer a thick 7-8" big but not freak dick than that

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average dick bro reporting

>>38053742
I'm gonna be honest anon, women are disgustingly hormonal. They'll go for a 5'9" skinny guy, with an uncut 5-6 inch cock if he gives them enough attention.

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>>38053753
>>38053879
Of course you point this out to me after I finished fapping.

>>38053327
i've seen and fapped to the full video

its 2 men

https://www.xvideos.com/video15163825/long_11_inch_white_dick_ill_destroy_any_bottom#_tabComments

only able to find a re-upload

>>38053327

THESE ARE TWO GUYS FUCK YOU OP

>>38054056
This is also true. Women don't truly know what they want and will end up with the average joe with a pot belly because he knew how to make her laugh.

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>>38054077
It's not gay if you didn't know it was a guy though!

>>38054077
Imao fucking faggot.

Why do gay guys always have such big dicks?

>>38053327
>competing
i'm not even playing

>>38053327
No, I don't compete to fuck them with condom. If I want that I can just pay an escort.

>>38053327
it must be a pain in the ass walking everyday with a 25cm dick

poor guy

>>38053327
U mad black bois?

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BBC shills BTFO

>>38053344
That looks like a good 12+

cis femanon here. i know this is a bait thread, but i just wanted to say I literally opened my mouth (NOT IN LUST) but in horror while watching this gif unfold. holy gamoly, i do not want that (sorry to people with dicks this big)

ideal length anywhere from 5" to 7.5" i guess

>>38054759
It's gay sex, no (human) vagina could fully take that thing. Most size queens are homos anyway.

>>38053780
>tfw no minmaxed dick
its not fucking fair

>>38054759
You can hit a girl's cervix with like 7 inches lol that's definitely her ass I think

>>38054799
>>38054779

i mean i don't want it in my butt either though
just to be clear

again, sorry if this offends people

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>>38053327
Fuck, man. I've got an 8 inch and my girlfriend can't even handle that going deep. That guy is doing exclusively anal or fucking girls right in the cervix. Neither of those are good things.

>>38054190
>>38053327
I'd love to watch him really cruelly rape someone with his dick and fuck them to make it hurt.

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>>38054815
I'm sure everyone who has a 12 inch dick on r9k is offended

>>38054799
>her ass
>her
Nope.
Also for what's it worth cervix poking definitely doesn't feel good

>>38054831
how can you tell that's a dude what

>>38054877
Because someone posted the source in this very thread, my dude.

>>38054888
Either way I'm not competing with it and that would just hurt a cervix like you said

>>38054816
He is only doing anal, but not because the girls can't handle it

>>38053327
Is it weird if I'm hard?

>>38053327
This is exactly why I stopped trying.

How does this guy not have a curved dick though? It should been bent in some shape or form by now.

>>38053780
>5"
>average
hahahahha
women tell the most terrible lies to the ones they care about

>>38053812
eating enough to make use of it properly is not cheap

>>38054056
yeah but then they will cheat on him the first chance Chad looks at them

>>38053327
>competing
You mean protecting women from certain death from a hole punch through her asshole

the video is strechted vertically
his dick is still way above average