I want to pilot an Evangelion so badly.

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>>38052152
I want to pilot Mrs. tight-assed Blue hair in your pic

>>38052152
i want to pilot asuka so badly

>>38052392
She's 14, sicko

I saw evangelion for the first time when I was 21, I played an online dating sim for it when I was teen I didn't know what the hell I was looking at in retrospect, had to fight angels to fuck pilots.

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>>38052583
it doesn't count if she's made in a lab anon

I wanna pilot kaworu

>>38052152
And Beat up your bullies?
Loser

>>38052152
are you a masochist?
origami

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I want to fuck Rei so badly

>>38052152
Well too fucking bad, you can't. You'd have to first find a soul that actually wants you inside them.

>>38052152
Why?

Eva units are probably the most retarded mech in anime.

>pilot needs to be in fluid-filled cockpit all the time
>unpredictable performance
>pilots prone to mental breaks
>can only be piloted by young teens for some reason
>life constantly on the line against forces humanity has no understanding of
>your only effective weapon is a tiny shitty knife that can only be used at close range
>litteraly a mech that needs to be PLUGGED INTO A FUCKING WALL OUTLET TO EVEN WORK

Evangelion was retarded.

>>38052152
>I want to pilot an Evangelion so badly.
So basically you want to pilot your mommy in mecha form?

>>38054420
You mean
>Evangelion was genius

I could give a fuck about piloting an evangelion but I'd sure like to be erased in the third impact

>>38052152
better kill your mom op

>>38054420
>unpredictable performance
because it's biological mecha
>can only be piloted by young teens for some reason
there was a dummy system
>life constantly on the line against forces humanity has no understanding of
seele and genji knew what they were.
>your only effective weapon is a tiny shitty knife that can only be used at close range
there were guns
>litteraly a mech that needs to be PLUGGED INTO A FUCKING WALL OUTLET TO EVEN WORK
that's realistic concept.

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I want to put a baby in Asuka so badly.

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>>38054509
very much orignally this