ITT we see who on /r9k/ is the most fucked. First prize is you

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>>38050829
Everything in my life is going pretty well, if you ignore my absolutely terrible fetish.

>>38050935
You're the little guy in this scenario I'm assuming?

Stand back, I got this

>30 y/o khv
>5'8" 185 lbs, pushing the limits of skinnyfat
>can only work half days because cancer fucked me up, spend the rest my time shitposting and lurking, lost interest in whatever hobbies I once had
>living with parents in hick town, will probably live here until I die
>kindest way I can describe my looks is "unfortunate"
>grade A socially retarded super-sperg
>absolutely no social life whatsoever, not even nerd buddies
>intrusive thoughts interfere with my faps constantly ("you will never experience this... no female will ever touch your jiggly bits... this is as good as it gets for you...")
>complete beta pussy incapable of being forward or confident, yet frequently told I'm perceived as rude because I'm socially retarded and have fucking idea what I'm doing (and no one ever tells me what I'm doing wrong)
>absolutely no redeeming qualities, not funny, charismatic, charming, interesting, particularly smart, talented, athletic... just fucking nothing

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>24
>Neet/Hikki for 5+years
>little to no working experience
>never had gf/social life/actual friends
>avoidant personality disorder
>can't do basic adult things
>unintelligent
>empty "personality"
>talentless
>5'8
>average penis

>20 years old
>pos bastard child of alcoholics
>dad is a booze swilling nam vet
>mom probably used to be a hooker and was also an alcoholic and pill popper (painkillers)
>step dad was very emotionally abusive and not accepting of me until i turned 19 and moved out
>now im like 250 lbs and have been coughing up blood for a month
>work a shitty job in construction under the supervision of an ex tweaker
>hit my head hard alot as a kid, probably have frontal lobe damage
>i feel wired differently than everyone else
>have to constantly check what acceptable social norms are, every interaction is like walking on egg shells
>sometimes I cant react emotionally to things on the in a tangible physical way
>have a non existant personality
>family tradition is that everyone on my moms side of the family is treated like untouchable serfs and im carrying that burden now
>get reamed on bills while everyone else pays half what I pay for the same thing with no real reason why I pay more
>at work everyone reminds me of all the times i fucked up and even insists on how I fucked something up i wasnt even involved in
>when I refute it, they insist theyre right
>im new to construction and three different people will tell me three different ways to do things and all three of them will walk up to me and belittle me for doing it wrong
>they always say shit like, "gonna go straight home and jack off right", "you got all these problems because you dont get pussy like me"
>every night get like 3-4 hours of broken sleep with fucked up dreams like me getting fired or everyone trying to beat the shit out of me.
>have been told regularly i look like shit or I look homeless
>cant quit because no one else in town will hire me, probably gonna be stuck there for 30 more years
>I am not a virgin and only twice have I felt actual love, the rest have been hookers and it is a regular self destructive habit I participate in.

if interested i will describe the closest ive been to love and why it failed

>23yo
>Have a gf
>Fucking a couple other girls on the side with gf's blessing
>Have lots of friends
>Have kinda shit but not too bad job
>Have an okay amount of money
It's rough boys

>27
>NEET since I left high school
>lives with mother
>never had a job
>never learned how to drive
>the couple times I did pull women, I couldn't get hard
>every attempt I've ever made to integrate into society has backfired at best
>resigned to accept the preordained destiny in front of me
>losing teeth
>fat as fuck, trying to accelerate my own death by drinking 4+ energy drinks a day, can barely move without becoming exhausted
>gonna try to get a book published, if that doesn't do anything for me then I'm done here