>you are magically transported to your freshman year of high

Nothing, I'm still in elementary school.

>>38050803
i would be less cringy and i would actually make a move on the girls who liked me.

Assuming I would have the same personality that I did when I was 14, there's a lot I'd do different. The two main things I guess would be to ask her out, because not having the balls to do it is one of my biggest regrets in life. And instead of choosing Automotive as my shop, I'd take welding instead.

If I went back to that age with the personality I have now, I'd be fucked regardless. I guess taking welding would be the best idea for me still.

>>38050803
I would let my arms swing naturally instead of keeping them straight and stiff when I walked, for one. Maybe then I'd make a friend.

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take duel enrollment college classes

get a job as a soon as possible to save money

focus 100% on studies

Volunteer a whole ton

>>38050803
I'd blow off school and do metric tons of drugs.
Knowing it does not actually get better, I'd kill myself sometime during junior year. Looking back, it was a good year filled with enough failures that people would be sad a kid died but would get why and move on with their lives.

probably just do the same thing I did in high school (have no friends, talk to nobody) but become legendary on the internet as a wizard for predicting future events

>>38050803
Exactly what i did when i was at that stage of my life: enjoy being a dropout and playing videogames all day.
There is literally no other options or paths i could have taken at that point i would have enjoyed more that wouldn't have made my crippling depression vastly worse.

>>38050803
Obviously abuse it.
Clearly there are powers beyond me that have sent me back in time for a reason but obviously I'm not going to follow their plan I'll leave and become unpredictable in hopes of avoiding whatever they have set up for me and hopefully create a big enough disotration in their plans that it'll uterlly destroy the future or regardless of my actions I'm merely a scapegoat to create an event in which they exert their force and take control of the future past present.
So really I don't know what I'd do besides succumb to confusion and paranoia.

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>>38050803
I would tell ______'s dad to get out of town on August 13, 2012.

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Just imaging this scenario gets me so excited.

1. When I was a freshman, there was this junior girl named Crystal 3 years older than me. Long story short, I become obsessed with her. She saw this and manipulated me into doing all sorts of illegal stuff. We were always on the line between dating and friends and often it was blurred when we both proclaimed our love for each other (though I seriously doubt she actually even liked me). Skip to next year and she blames the reason she's abused by boyfriends, why she's failing class, why she's so weird, etc. This put me into a state of severe depression that took me 2 years to get out of. If I could go back, I would Alpha up and fuck her a leave her. I hate that I ever got to know her but I regret the fact that I never fucked her.

2. I was a fat loser my freshman year through junior year (I become somewhat of a chat my senior year due to the fact that I started working out, got off my depression and cared about shit again, and getting over Crystal) so I would bulk up early so that I get some bigger gains that I have now.

3. While also fucking that cunt, I would focus more on my personality and likability as a person. I always wanted more friends and people to respect me but never had the chance since I was occupied with video games and other NEET shit. I would join clubs and participate in sports so that people would like me more.

I finish exams with straight A's so I can get into a university programme that ai'm actually interested in so that I don't have to feel like I'm only studying to prolong my inevitable suicide when I got a job which will take up all of my wake time doing something I hate.

Nothing, I didn't know how to overcome my depression then and I don't know how to now.

>>38051060
this.

i was fucked back then, there were no chances i was too pussy to take, no times i stayed home just because it was more comfortable.

I was right fucked from the start, and nothing i could do (other than some meta clairvoyance shit) could help me.

I would change nothing. I loved high school and wasn't a jock. I was in the bay area so everyones a nerd.

>drive a jag
>get laid every dat with waifu

>>38050803
Does everything happen the same way? Example, some kid drops his pencil on the same day, at the same time that it actually happened in the past?

>When faggot tells me about 4chan, call him a faggot and quit associating myself with him
>Start working earlier
>Remove faggots from group of friends that will later screw us all over senior year
>Don't quit playing sports
>Don't buy shit video games that will distract me from life
>Make more of an effort to befriend the right Chads
>Don't start at the top of the hill to show off for friends
>Make more of an effort to hang out with people
>Sit with qt skeleton girl on the bus
Never knew she liked me until it was too late

Probably a lot more that I'd like to redo

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>invest in Bitcoin
>become tech wizard
>Fuck browsing to 2 in the morning on a Vietnamese picture zone, just invest in school
>Not fuck up as much
>when I become a senior, introduce Gangnam style to all my friends
>get a GF by not screwing up first meeting
>Post in this exact thread saying I'd do nothing 9 years from now
Heh, badda bing badda boom

>>38050803
>grandmother would be dead in two years from an inoperable cancer
probably try and get that addressed desu.

Continue playing football even though I hated it- may have gotten me into college doing something I enjoyed.

or option 2, just dropped out junior year when I turned 18 and joined the army/marines and learned all manner of shit, saved my pennies, and would now be living in the woods with a bear as my wife.

>>38050803
I would actually give a fuck about high school and become valedictorian.

>>38050803
>start lifting
>start running
>never pick up smoking
>do my homework
>learn guitar
>stay away from porn
>start growing mushrooms

>>38050803
Cut my hair

If get in a lot of fights and fuck a lot of girls. Also $1000 in bitcoin the first chance i get.b

>>38050803
>tfw freshman year was 5 years ago
Probably start learning welding or exercising and do better in school (have a 1.4 gpa). Maybe go out with the girl who asked me out. Hang out with my grandpa more. Drive less when gas was at $4.00 per gallon. Apply to the school im in now first instead of community college.

Also bitcoin

Put it in Caitlin's ass day two of the relationship.

Workout so im not fatass in high school by my junior year

>>38050803
probably become the biggest boislut in existence. I regret not becoming one sooner

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Only normies would have the courage to make an effort changing their lives.

>>38050803
I make sure my mother gets screening for kidney cancer early and often.

I would dissuade my parents from getting into the housing meme and get them into Rich Dad Poor Dad so that they could get mad gainz from buying the dips.

Treat my brother better. Befriend that one kid of mom's coworker who an heroed, see if that helps. Continue to be into anime. Work odd jobs to get cash, ask around to learn auto repair. Get a proper undercut. Panic a little from the distemporation.

>>38050803
>work out instead of study
>drop out because college will be a failure anyway
>become a Sugar Baby.

I become fully Asian and glare at anyone that tries to interrupt my studies.

i think it's all about a girl. i don't know if i'd ignore her, knowing that she'll never fall in love with me, or what should i do. should i try to seduce her? would that even be possible? whoa

I'd transition to female at 13 instead of 21. I'd get on antidepressants. I'd study things that re actually useful. I'd go to college for marketing or programming.

>>38050803
Start lifting weights. Only thing I'd do different.

shower every day
lose weight
lift weights
Get the huge mole cut off my forehead asap
Do my homework
DEFINITELY NEVER ASK OUT ANY FUCKING GIRLS

not bring laptop to school
so many problems would be avoided

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besides the obvious buy bitcoins/stocks

Do not go to college, become a mechanic
Start exercising
don't play video games, especially WoW
All women are liars and whores.
Live at your parents house until you can buy a house
Get the fuck out of this city when you do buy a house
try to move out before October 2013

>>38050803
>stop wearing man-makup
>stop going home for lunch and isolating myself from my friends
>make a move on those qt girls i missed my chance with
>apply for work sooner
the top two are easy af to do, the last two idk if I could even accomplish them

>>38050845
>Nothing, I'm still in elementary school.
This

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>Fuck all the girls that I only later learned had interest in me.
>Drop out of school, get my GED, and pickup a trade.
>While my peers are spending the next 4-8 years in school, I'll be collecting them wage bucks.
>Workout instead of dropping dank memes on 4chan till 6 am.
>With my looks and work experience in order, I'd get that high paying job in a cool comfy office that I always wanted.
>Setup a Bitcoin miner in office.
>Buy land out in rural area and build a nice home.
>Live comfy quiet life.

become queen fem-boy

>>38050803
I'd not scare my oneitis away by confessing to her. If I had just asked her out like abnormal human being I'm sure she would've been happy to go out, but instead I fucked it up.

Besides that, I wouldn't change much. Maybe play more runescape, the game was good back then, but I didn't play it too much, thought it would stay good, so I played other games of the time that didn't change and I could enjoy now just as much as I enjoyed then.

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all these posts with not a single reply. This is one of those threads were people just post and hope they get attention, but dont bother to read anybody elses posts. Don't worry anons, I read them

>>38050803
Stop being a dick to my peers and ask if I can smoke weed with them (I was always a slacker, weed wouldn't have made a difference).

>>38053901
I just posted mine, reread it, made myself depressed. Again., then left for a bit.

>>38050803
Fuck I'd be right when bitcoins were just starting out

I'd go ball deep, invest in apple and tesla

Plus not fuck up like I did and turn out normal. I was a dumbass in school but not as bad now

>>38050803
Fucking kill myself. I don't want to fucking relive all that shit. I hated school, I'm so glad its over. There's nothing I could do that would have made the experience more bearable. Maybe actually ask a few girls out here in there instead of chasing my oneitis until first year uni, start working out earlier and commit, etc. Otherwise everything would be the same. Unless you want me to just meme it up and say "invent X before Y does", which I would do, but otherwise it would just be the same.

>>inb4 some cheap way of making bank i.e. bitcoin, stocks, etc
you got me op
but other than that I'd say actually stay in college and do a mixture of nuclear engineering and maybe computer science
maybe get involved with politics on a state level and try to avoid some of the failure from both sides we have

>>38050803
Start lifting and losing weight
Fuck you I'm putting everything in to cryptos if its my own fantasy

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Cut my fucking hair

Punch my father in the face. Because honestly now that he is dead that's something I really regret not having done.

>>38050803

Why don't you ever ask these questions like if you went back into X time but everything else except you is a shuffled reality where the timeline you remember will not repeat itself so its randomized. So you can't bet on anything or buy certain stocks cause the game has changed. The only thing is the player has returned to a body and point in time. The faces you remember might be the same people and might have the same personas but their actions are not set in stone. They at the essence are the same people but they won't IE get the same job later or might fail to manage their depression. Someone might chicken out on asking someone else out. So the game is changed.
But you remain with your knowledge intact. That's all.

There.
That's way more interesting.

>>38053901
Thanks anon. Nice to know someone cares.

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I would tell my dad to stop drinking. He died last monday on cirrhosis of the liver.

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>>38050803
I wouldn't w8 4 weeks to try to ask out Kelly

>>38055101
My dad died from the same thing, anon. It's absolutely the one thing I wish I could change, but I know it would be impossible even if given a second chance. I'm sorry you are going through this right now.

>>38055112
Yeah, this sucks so much. It's almost like he committed a suicide. I think this would suck slightly less if he had died from accident or something, but I know his drinking habits were what took his life. He was only 60 year old, he could had lived for 20 or even 40 years more.
Even my grandpa (dad's dad) is still around, and he's 90 years old.

>>38050803
b i t c o i n b o y s

>>38055137
My dad was only 50 and I have the same thoughts you are having. He basically threw his life away and we could have had so much time together if he wasn't an alcoholic. I think the worst part is that he never got to see me as an adult. I can't help thinking that if I ever get married or have kids, he won't be there to meet them.

If you want to talk about it leave me some contact info. I feel really bad for you anon. Hang in there.

>>38050803
I'd use the fact that I could still learn things pretty easily back then to my advantage.

I wouldn't change the choices I made though. That's what made me into who I am today, after all.

>>38055202
Not every one has Amor fati and wants to be stuck in the trap of eternal resurgence.

>>38055266
More like, I am afraid of fucking shit up even more by changing things I did.

>>38055295
And you expect to honestly replicate each move you made in the past even with a different personality and world view? I know you're afraid of fucking things up but trying to recreate fate is problematic.

>>38055328
I guess so. It might be near impossible.
I will try, but if eventually I accidentally make different choices, I might as well just try to alter the rest too.

Give myself $100 to gve to someone to do my math homework.
Tell myself that a motorcycle ruins your life.
Tell myself to suck it up and stay in theatre and to embrace the preppy circlejerking that goes on there, hipsterdom wins you no friends.

>>38050803
Steal dank memes that didn't exist yet, therefore being the most original meme thief ever

I'll be the one that creates the Kek prophecy, i'll be the one in the screencaps proclaiming that Trump will be president in 2017.

I'll be the greatest soothsayer ever born!

I made the single biggest choice of my life in my freshman year of high school, and it has effected me more than I ever could have predicted it would.

So if I could do a better job making that choice then I should be fine. Might not even be a robot.

Don't save the kid who died in the car crash. Fuck that guy.

>>38055436
It is you! You were responsible for this god-forsaken timeline!

>>38050803
Channel competitiveness into grades and sports instead of vidya.