/msg/ - Mischief General

>>38049977
this retardation is why we need OTC oxycodone.
nice mischief though

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Vehicles my ass.

>work at a fast food chain
>go to bathroom
>sign on door says "ALL EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HANDS AFTER USING RESTROOM"
>be employee
>don't wash hands

>>38050073
I knew I couldn't be the only one .

this post is 100% certified original

>>38049977
>work at burger king
>sand nigger comes to the drive thru
>she orders like 7 fish sandwiches, all made completely different.
>put bacon on every single one of them
>manager thought it was absolutely hilarious cuz he's a bit racist

>be in class
>guy next to me leaves for restroom, leaves his phone
>quickly turn on all his alarms and make a new one at 4 am
>set timer for 5 mins before class gets out
>5 mins before class and his alarm goes off
>freaks out and stops it, everyone looking at him including me
>teacher brushes it off and finishes lecture
>next day he comes to school, says hes tired as hell because he woke up too early
>feels good

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>alarm goes off
>turn off and go to sleep
>hour late for work
>don't get fired

>Last day at work
>Pile of paperwork that I don't feel like doing
>Throw it in the shredding bin

What are you gonna do, fire me?

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>racing another guild in a raid with my guild
>do the minimum contribution to get my loot
>leave

>>38049977
fuck you, op

if I was the person you did this to I would be pissed

I worked really hard to be regular with my regimen and this would ruin fucking everything

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>>38049977
>/msg/
more like
>/metal solid gear/

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>be born june 30th (today)
>get told to happy birthday
>spend the day feeling unhappy

>>38053612
you show them anon!!

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>Be me, 1996
>Throws a tomato at some pupil at school
>He then throws a plate at some tard
>Tard screeches in horror and throws food all over
>Triggers a canteen war
>Teachers fail to stop the war
>War spreads to outside the canteen
>All out war, every pupil for themselves
>Police have to be called to the school
>They arrest 17 Students

>>38053711
I want to believe that's true..

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>teacher tells me to do some work or i will not pass thie year
>i agree
>continue to do nothing
>pass anyway

Get on my level m8

>>38053711
Is actual mischief allowed in these threads?

>>38053951
be thankful your teacher takes pity on autists

>>38050086
>visit a fast food chain
>go to bathroom
>sign on door says "ALL EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HANDS AFTER USING RESTROOM"
>not an employee
>wash hands anyway