Discord made me gay

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this thread is the cancer that killed this board. sage and kys

>>38049130
kys posters are the cancer that killed this site

kys

>>38049130
How am I the cancer anon? If anything discord shilling is the cancer

>>38049130
>make ebin /b/ without copypasta QUALITY CONTENT farm
>expect people to post good shit for free because you're a dipshit webmaster in 2008 when twitter/tumblr don't exist yet and you can always count on new posters
>they develop a culture
>it's based around loneliness, so you delete the board
>another site gets your traffic so you shit your pants and bring it back as fast as you can
>you're stuck with this horrible white elephant that none of your Brooklyn hipster faggot friends like
>spend ten years trying to shape your website from the asshole of the internet into a well-behaved click factory
>eventually sell it to the ZOG/opus dei/Sony as a meme warfare test platform so that you can at least turn a profit
>your latest attempt at reforming /r9k/ chases a bunch of people off so you're stuck making retarded fake-content "let's get those hits coming" kindergarten activity shitthreads like >>38046474, >>38034615, >>38037000,

yeah that's what killed it alright

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>>38049099
follow ur heart OP, you got to love someone

>>38049433
Gay threads aren't even that bad at least they're not complete normie shit

>>38049546
this isn't about the gay threads, it's about the jewish "no face pics" shit

/fit/ doesn't have to obey that shit. /cgl/ doesn't have to obey that shit. you can post "check out my food" just fine on /ck/eddit. basically we're the only ones who have to eat this dogshit and it's seriously annoying me

in before the retarded pinoy community management shitswarm descends upon this thread to call me a "based luser cuck" or however they think 4channers are supposed to talk

>>38049602
>it's about the jewish "no face pics" shit
pretty sure that was started because of the number of /soc/ and gay/trap threads popping up, but I agree that it's stupid, the board has no subject let it shape itself

>>38049642
it was actually "started", as the Janny Internet Defense Force (or JIDF for short) will tell you, back when they spun /soc/ off from this place
but it's a stupid rule so everybody mostly ignored it until now

>>38049714
But it's only been brought up again recently because of all the trap and /soc/ thread complaints

>>38049884
yeah isn't it awesome that you can be voted off 4eddit if enough of the right people don't like you
look dude bruh just like go to /soc/ man just be urself and get banned unless you post like a dumb /soc/fag

>>38049961
to be fair 4chan NEEDS a normalfag containment board

we can't have /soc/ leaking out all over the place ruining everything

it's fine if it's just a little bit between regular posters

but ultimately, like with most things, moderation is key

>>38050032
The problem is that there's nothing wrong with letting people make gay threads and face/rate threads on /r9k/ there's nothing to lose from it since the board has no topic

>>38049099
>using a pic like that for a thread like this

Yeah, sure, you just turned gay and are totally not one of the trap spammers.

>>38050033
based JKsexual bringing the 'jerk

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>>38049099
I don't get this. Even if I were to never have sex or be in a relationship I couldn't just be attracted to men...

>>38049099

I think you're prison gay. Since you're a shut-in, you rarely meet other women, so anything that provides comfort will do.
Get out more and it might fix the problem.

>>38050516
damn this image is fuckin vile

those worn out puke pink socks

the filthy bathroom she's burying her face into the piss stained floor

chipped uneven nail polish in wrong colors

trashy wrist tattoo on prominent display showing the world that she's just another braindead skank

really makes me want to vomit honestly

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>>38050580
But her pussy doe

Amirite?

>>38050548
But the thing is I've tried relationships with girls before and had dating profiles where girls have tried having distance relationships with me, this is the first time I've felt this good about a relationship we have the same interests and get along great

>>38050516
>I couldn't just be attracted to men
What if they had all the same interests as you and wanted to make you happy anon wouldn't you eventually forget it was a man since he was showing more interest and care than any female ever had?

>>38050640

If you want to know with absolute certainty, try to get into a relationship with a man. If you can't do it even if you try, you're not gay.

>>38050605
it's fucking disgusting

wouldn't touch that diseased hole with a 10 foot dick

>>38050580
Average roastie anon, disgusting and attention whoring

>>38050706
>>38050580
Sperging out over these kinds of things is why you robots will die alone, miserable and lonely. No one will even notice you are gone when you an hero at 35.

>>38050766
dying alone is better than dying with a whore who will cuck you

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>Gay
>tfw no bf

OP is a normalfag who needs to off himself

>>38050782
Im pretty sure you are so pathetic that no whore would ever bother cucking you. Nice try though.

>>38050814
it's kind of ironic, i'm very successful with women. i don't want to admit it and make other robots jealous but women love me. i fucking hate them. they're disgusting in every way possible. i really pity you poor fucks that are so deluded to actually want these nasty creatures.

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>>38049099
All this trapfaggotry really is fucking propoganda.
I set out on a crusade to purge all the fags and got infected with their degeneracy. Board up the homes of your loved ones before it's too late, there is no stopping this scourge.

>>38050814
>don't want whores
>they don't want me
I'm not seeing the problem

>>38050919
>This is what the forever alone betas actually tell themselves
You know the only person you are fooling is yourself right?

>>38050032
There are multiple containment boards, they just keep spilling everywhere. At this point, actual boards are being abandoned and turned into containment centers.

>>38050973
i've had girlfriends before. i have a boyfriend now. i'm hardly "forever alone."

women are awful. their personalities, their looks, everything about them. straight guys are getting fucking scammed by their biology.

>>38051077
>i have a boyfriend now.
So you are a gayfag who was in the closet and trying to date women and instead of just admitting to being a homosexual you take out your self loathing on women. Typical faggot desu

>>38049099
No they helped you realise who you really are

>>38049099
when you meet irl you won't get hard.
you're meming yourself and you're both gonna feel shit.

where do i find gay twinkos to fuck

>>38051198
>when you meet irl you won't get hard.
How do you know this anon? I jerk it to traps all the time and I'm pretty sure I could get hard to anything

>>38049099
u and ur discord shilling buddies can fuck right off to death

>>38050936
The interesting fact about trap porn is that your only attracted to it as long as you expose yourself to it. If you disconnect from it completely, your back to recognizing it as disgusting. The downside however, is that this place is crawling with that shit. Separate yourself from the source, and you have your cure.

>>38051897
>If you disconnect from it completely, your back to recognizing it as disgusting
You sound like a nofap memer, stopping exposure to a type of porn doesn't suddenly make you not attracted to it

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>>38051897
Then there's really no way to beat it, even if we sacrifice all our warriors.
Damn it all.

>>38049130
Agreed

>>38049099
If you believe faggots, you're either born a faggot or not. It's not a choice. So you can't blame /r9k/ or discord for you being a faggot. You always were.

Now get the fuck off this board with your faggot /lgbt/ tier garbage you gay cunt.

>>38050706
You do know what roastie means right?

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>>38052588
this is so epic i hope you purge all the gay threads you meme warrior

>>38052617
I'll enter threads that are outside of their containment board, and are cancer. And tell them to fuck off. I don't care if you don't like it fuckwit.

Guy said himself he's had several girlfriends and fucks guys and "is far from forever alone" so obviously he's just a normie that was in the closet. Not a robot. Why is he posting this filth here? I'll tell you why. For attention. He wants a bunch of you faggots to pile in here so you can all flirt and hookup like you've started doing on every thread on this board.

/r9k/ isn't a gay hookup site.

>>38049099
>tfw fell down the slippery slope and think I might be gay all thanks to 4chan
I want to be a qt so much but I doubt it could ever happen.

>>38049099
You do understand the notion of hetero/homo-sexuality is a relatively modern idea? Being 'gay' wasn't a thing in the past. You are attracted to a feminine man, it's not that strange.

"Heterosexuals" who deny that they find some feminine men (ie passable traps) attractive are just sexually repressed. There's nothing wrong with forming romantic bonds with a person you get along with. Get rid of this warped mentality of sexuality, it's very stupid.

>>38049099
I think /r9k/ and discord turned me fully gay, however I was already pretty gay before any of that so they were like a key that turned me fully gay.

>>38052911
I'm pretty sure ancient societies had the idea of homosexuality it just wasn't looked down upon as much so long as you eventually went on to have kids and contribute

>>38049099
Get the fuck off of here and go suck some dick!

Literally living the dream!

>>38052911
Gay hating anon here. This is totally untrue and doesn't fit into contemporary thinking on sexual orientation and gender identity. The new term, which does away with the LGBTQ+++++++, which was not seen as being inclusive enough or indeed able to adequately address the myriad of genders and sexual orientations, is SOGI.

SOGI seperates your sexual orientation and gender identity into two distinct groups, and this is the current definition, as per the United Nations human rights commission.

http://www.ohchr.org/EN/Issues/SexualOrientationGender/Pages/Index.aspx

Now me personally. I am a heterosexual male, under these definitions. Even faggots like OP, I guess could be defined as bisexual male. For me, it would be impossible to be attracted to another male regardless of how feminine they were. That's where the SO part of SOGI comes in. It's about how you identify and what you're attracted to. If I was even slightly attracted to anything with a penis, why would I define myself as heterosexual? My view of sexuality isn't warped. Yours is.

>>38051243
Because porn and reality ate different. Your brain reacts differently.

>>38053103
>it would be impossible to be attracted to another male regardless of how feminine they were
If you didn't know they were male you would be attracted

>>38053110
Then how do you know I would be able get hard with a girl?

>>38053103
What a stupid thing to say. If I was a cute looking lady, you wouldn't even know I had a penis. Plus, you would most likely find me sexually appealing, if you say otherwise than you're delusional.

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>>38053103
You're telling me you don't find this trap sexually attractive?

>>38053137
At some point you find out they aren't. Even post op trannies don't functionally resemble women and their "vaginas" don't function the same. It would very quickly become apparent, even if I'd gotten to that stage that it wasn't a natural woman, and I'd probably become incredibly turned off at that point.

>>38053161
I probably would know. And if I didn't I'd find out you had a dick. What then? I'd honestly nope out at that point.

>>38053202
I feel like you're trying to trick me here. Even if that was a woman she's not my type. And if it is a trap, I can kinda tell because of the facial bone structure. And knowing it's a trap I'm not attracted. Even if it had a vagina, it will never be wet because it legitimately is aroused because trap pussy can't self lubricate.

>>38053202
>tfw you will never look like that
original

>>38050580
Almost made me not save the image, almost.

>>38049099
>Make friend on discord
>Get along and talk about things both of us like
>Act a little gay here and there
>he does no appear to dislike it
>get this warm and fuzzy feeling on my chest
>smile everytime I see a pop up from him
>begin to do new activities with him
>the feeling on my chest only grows stronger
Not gay at all, but this is the strongest feeling I have ever got for someone. If there is a god please do not let him get bored of me

>>38053633
You should let him know anon and it's okay to admit you're bi

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>>38049099
>be last year
>be summerfag
>thoroughly bored in summer
>visit this 4chan place
>try all boards
>lurk on r9k because it holds my interest the same way a train wreck does
>Discords starts popping up
>join because why not
>the people are into weird stuff like futa and traps, totally incomprehensible
>tfw only into 3d females
>in college
>read a lot of books, have hobbies, like some tv-shows

roughly a year later

>exclusively consume jap media: manga / anime / ln / vn
>into futa, shemales, sissy and trap
>starved myself to lose all muscle to look like a trap
>shared half-nude images with other discord users
>NEET
>have been somebody's personal bitch
>lost all interest in girls
>my only hobby is trying to get dicked
>just want to be collared and chokefucked
>want to suck dick so bad, SO BAD
>constantly on the fence on installing grindr
>put things up my butt, wore panties, considered vibrator

everything will be daijobu

>>38053825
>>have been somebody's personal bitch
explain more anon

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>>38053825
why does 4chan turn so many people into faggots

>>38053825
That's actually pretty sad. I feel sorry for you faggot. It's like falling for a cult or something.

>>38053825
>tfw no femboy bf to love forever

>>38050936
>l-look at how straight I am haha

>>38053863
Because you get exposed to a lot of cute faggotry here, which is not the case with most other websites.

>>38053825
p...post pics anon

>>38053825
Have you actually been with a guy yet anon? Or are you still just fantasizing? Because it probably won't go as well in reality as it does in your head.

>>38053825
Does starving yourself really make you lose muscle?
Asking for a friend

>>38054124
>starve myself because I hate eating and can barely feed myself
>lose weight
>look the same
???????????

>>38053825
jesus christ dude's that's miserable, i really hope you go back soon

first lemme slam though

im kinda busy with something so ill only respond once, sorry

>>38053838
just basic stuff like moaning into the mic and spanking myself

>>38053863
i dunno

>>38053865
sometimes I regret it

>>38054099
im not public use

>>38054111
been on a date, nothing happened because im an autist

>>38054124
yes
when faced with malnutrition the body will start breaking down muscle for various reasons
look it up, im brain-dead level of intelligence

>>38053978
im kinda already talking to somebody
its the only reason i havent tried grindr yet

>>38054172
Why do you care what he does? Let him enjoy his life.

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>>38053244
there are newer surgical techniques that allow trap pussies to self lubricate
>THE FUTURE IS NOW

>>38054392
That sounds irritating as fuck.. originintedo

>>38054392
Post a source, otherwise you're full of shit

>>38054210
its not public use anon we're the only ones here :p

>>38053202
>>38053244
>>38053346
>Amit Freidman
It's an israeli model. Female. You're welcome.

>>38049099
discord did not make you gay but your desperation and lack of female contact did.

>>38054392
>tfw artificial wombs and stem cell grown girl(male) eggs are just around the corner
Roasties btfo

A-any qt submissive traps looking for a dom bf?

>>38054981
>stutter typing
>dom
really radiating that masculinity there

>>38049099
na, you were always a faggot anon

>>38054981
Me. I'll kill you in your sleep.

>>38054392
Link please. I hate faggots and traps, but I'm genuinely curious about this because I'm a medfag.

>38054695
I knew it. But I'm not into her anyway. Why try trick me with an actual woman instead of showing real traps I might actually be attracted to?

>>38055004
>claims he knows its a man
>takes it back when someone points out its a woman

>>38054990
It's a joke anon
>>38054997
Discord you edgy fuck?

>>38055041
What the fuck is discord you flaming homosexual

>>38054981
>qt
yes
>submissive
yes
>trap
Sorry to disappoint you, anon.

It's okay; you're not into my hobbies anyway.

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>>38049099
traps arent even gay though so whatever

>>38051090
The tale of the fox and the grape

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>>38050516
E wh at

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i want a cute trap bf

where are the discord trap bfs

>>38055071
What hobbies qt?
Originalio

>>38055716
Magic the Gathering (already lost you), strategy games, firearms, poker, cooking, and camping.

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>>38049099
ftw when mega super looser like this
>be lonely
>bisexual on little degree
>download %messenger_name% to talk with guys from imgboards
>fall in meme love with one cute boi
>he rejects you and calling a weirdo
>realize that I am truly a weirdo and stupid
>but anyway it is so sad I want to cry 24/7
Don't fall for internet memes, anon. Live real life.

>>38053863
Normies usually suppress gay shit. Even if they claim to be supportive of it.

4chan is trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls so you have people using cropped mongolian ahegao porn faces of men drawn as women and seductive text coupled with them.

Basically faggotry is tended like a flower instead of being stamped out so the homo feelings flourish.

>>38055731
Well i like cars rpgs and have been playing some of the gba yugioh games recently

>>38055633
Looks like a streak of water on the mirror to me

>>38055731
What deck are you playing?

Jund master race

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>>38049099
>he needed Discord for that

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>>38053825
Actually getting to do stuff with a guy combined with hormones treated me of cocklust.
I enjoyed it and still want a bf but you stop being so thirsty, hrt also makes you lose sex drive.

sure it did buddy

on the flipside, discord has made me hate gays and transformers more than I ever did before. before I didn't give a fuck about them but now I really want them to disappear.

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>tfw no cute straight boy to talk into being gay

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>>38056283
>tfw essentially do this
>tfw he really likes me and I really really like him
>tfw turn him down because he lives so far away and long distance sucks
WHY CAN'T THIS HAPPEN WITH SOMEONE CLOSE TO ME

>>38056465
>>38056283
Why do you even do this, I've come across so many of you fuckers trying to turn me gay it is unbelievable.

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>>38056516
There's something really cute about a boy being shy and doing his first gay things with you.

besides if you do you were never straight you fucking faggot

>>38056540
I AM STRAIGHT STOP FUCKING TRYING

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>>38056559
>I AM STRAIGHT STOP FUCKING TRYING
I never questioned you anon

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this better not be on aztrocord, dude.

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>>38056575
I can see what you are doing, I want you to stop

Why do I never find these gays on any discord I go on? It's not fair.

>>38056649
If you want to find them you don't, these gays desire the forbidden fruit, the un attainable straight male.

>>38056606
I don't know what you're talking about

>>38056649
Going into the wrong Discords anon

>>38056672
What types of discords should I try to find?

>>38056672
Why don't you just go after gay virgins instead of trying to corrupt straight men

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>>38056516
Because we want your boipucci anon

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>>38053825
Damn, I wish I could have corrupted you

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>>38053825
Hope your dad finds out.

>>38049099
>hey guys I'm GAY
Nobody cares. It's not funny. It's not meme worthy. It's boring. Fuck off

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So is Discord really the new place to look for inexperienced cute boys to play with? I used to be in a fun one but I stopped going a while ago.

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Nothing today huh, well whatever

>>38058191
Why dont' you go outside and be a real faggot?
Also why don't you stop posting that trash artist.

>>38049099
/soc/ and /pol/ should just have a cookie or something that causes /r9k/ to sad panda

these boards need to be contained

>>38058621
I agree. While I am a faggot the /pol/ and /soc/ cancer threads are just too much.

>>38049099
Nothing "makes you" gay you're just a closest faggot who didn't realise it

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>>38058574
Try and make me do either, fag.

>>38058638
>>38058621
What exactly is it that robots find so terrifying about gays? You literally will post about anything and everything, but when it comes to gays you fucking despise it with a passion

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anime ava = gay
with one exception - me

>>38058574
I actually like a lot of that artists work this >>38057896 picture is my favorite

>>38058726
Did you not read my post you idiot? I'm a faggot but the gay spam is a little much.

>>38052846
>/r9k/ isn't a gay hookup site
could've fooled me

>>38049224
do not worry i love you

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>>38058726
I FUCKING FAP TO DICKS MAN. BUT THE GAY LARPING THAT HAS FLOODED THE BOARD IS TOO MUCH.
It's literally
>"Omfg why does cock smell so good....Hnnngggg My boipussy is twitching"
>with pic related
>"tfw I can't find a cute girl (male) to fist my boipussy"
>"Why not just become a cute girl?"
It's absolute fucking cancer and needs a containment board.

>

>>38049099
if it works do it.

going out with someone who's for all intents and purposes a 'girl' but also doesn't have periods or can get pregnant and also who just lives to be a woman. sounds good to me.

>>38058817
>>38058754
So you're upset that someone is being a fag in a different way than you. Hilarious. Meanwhile let's go make another party rock thread, 3 blacked threads, and 3 fembot threads, those are all much better

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>>38058739
I like that one a lot too, this is also a favorite

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Again this cheap faggot propaganda.
Don't fall for gay meme, anon. Your life will be empty and regretful.

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>>38058844
The faggot shit is Psyops tier and that's why it's so bad. It's convincing and deluding anons into thinking they are gay enough to have REAL relationships with men and to transition into women.

Unlike Blacked threads, the psyops is actually fucking working on people. When simply browsing a board and being lonely turns you into a homo. It's unhealthy and it's brainwashing.

I don't see a bunch of men becoming cucks for black men, otherwise it would be a problem. You see how many replies those get compared to these?

The fembot threads aren't as bad because there's always loads of posters shutting down "Fembots" and reminding them that they have it better than real robots.

Party rock thread is a meme and it will die out. The trap threads aren't a meme that will go away so easily.

YOU ARE CANCEROUS FAGS. YOU CANT STOP POSTING ABOUT DICK, YOU CANT STOP LARPING. YOU CAN'T STOP BEING RABIDLY HOMO. I honestly think it's the majority of what you posters do.

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>ITT: "Literally my only hobby is being a disgusting fag and roleplaying"

>>38058922
Literally just fucking get over it. There's like 2 threads a day and they always die. Stop being so fucking insecure that your fetish lifestyle is being appropriated by people slightly different than you.

>everyone's begging to suck my dick

discord unironically made me straight.

>>38058951
>ITT: Literally my only hobby is being mad that fags are fagging in a faggy way different than how I fag

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>>38051897
Originally wrong pal

>>38059033
Absolutely awful, what is that malformed face supposed to be

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>>38058954
>Literally just fucking get over it. There's like 2 threads a day and they always die.
You're ruining the board that's why I will not get over it. You're literally doing what /mlp/ did in 2012 to 4chan. Invading every board and being super fucking gay.
You are the equivalent to an online pride-parade that just won't shut the fuck up and stop being perverted and degenerate
>>38058974
>I play guitar
>I cook for fun
>I play competitive fighting games
>I make comfy threads
My entire personality and interests aren't based around my fetish
Here's my fetishes
>Big nipples
>lactation
>women teasing mens nipples
>Men cumming through nipple play alone (solo/gay)
>Big cock fetish
>Rimjob fetish
>Facesitting fetish
>Female butthole fetish
The difference between you faggots and myself is I don't make threads about my fetish. I'd rather make comfy threads, or food related threads, or women hate threads.

You fucking idiots are so lonely and pathetic you only get off to interacting with other lonely faggots and that's why you're constantly making these boards.

>>38059070
>r9k
>You losers are lonely!

Wow no way I'm shocked
Fuck off normie scum. You're the death of imageboard culture, attempting to stamp out all you don't approve of, attempting to establish an identity as if anyone gives a shit about you. Your opinions, hopes, dreams, all of it means nothing because no one cares. Trying to show off in a thread you're too neurotic, egotistical, and obsessive to ignore isn't gonna work. Makes you look much, much more pathetic honestly. If you're so much better than us you wouldn't feel the need to justify your existence to us. You're every bit as pathetic and lonely as any of us, you're just externalizing it in a more obnoxious and normalfag way

>>38059188
>normie scum.
I don't have a girlfriend you know, I'm on anti-depressants and haven't had any meaningful relationship with a female in over 3 years.
>Your opinions, hopes, dreams, all of it means nothing because no one cares.
There's an entire discord dedicated to shutting these types of threads down.
>You're the death of imageboard culture, attempting to stamp out all you don't approve of, attempting to establish an identity as if anyone gives a shit about you
No that's you. Because you don't realize you already have boards that cater to your roleplaying interests. >>>/soc/25386238

Your islamic invaders in europe essentially. Coming into a board with it's own culture and changing it.
I just realize that gay larping belongs on /soc/ or /lgbt/ or in your faggoty discords. I'd rather not ruin a board with hedonistic and meaningless posts.

I honestly didn't mind it at first until you faggots started doing it everyday and having multiple threads dedicated to it. You're ruining the board.

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>>38059188
>You're the death of imageboard culture, attempting to stamp out all you don't approve of, attempting to establish an identity
The absolute irony of this statement
You do realize /r9k/ wasn't always prison gay and obsessed with boipussy?

2D traps are good but 3D traps are disgusting
He will smell like a man
His voice will sound disgusting
Anal is disgusting and bad for your health

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>>38059188
/r9k/ had an established culture and identity and it didn't involve these kinds of threads.

Does any cute trap or femboy want to kneel under my desk and continuously suck my dick while I pet their heads and scratch their ears

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>>38059493
I'll do it anon desu

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>>38059763
Thankyou anon. I'll be sure to give you lots of cummy rewards

>>38059763
>>38059855
You fags should post pictures of yourself. Instead of feminine anime characters.
See how badly you want to suck eachothers dicks.

>>38059409
>>38059385
It wasn't always about feels and frogs either, used to be about stories and OC. Yet here you are, being a little bitch about how good newfag culture is.

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>it's hot like in hell
>have to sit in my underwear
>underwear is soaking wet and spreading hot smell
>so hard my dick is getting out of my underwear
>just want to kneel down and start masturbating

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>>38059493
Only if you take your turn under the desk afterwards

>>38060131
Only if we are clear that you are always the subby bottom and I'm always the top that ravages your boipussy.
post more qt

>entire board dedicated to being a fag
>be a fag in here anyway

i have no gf, i want gf, not bf, it's not
>tfw no bf
it's
>tfw no gf
how is this so hard for you fags to understand

>>38060113
You know you're a lost cause when you're turned on by your own dick smell

Am I an anomaly for not having a smelly dick? Or is it just because I shower?

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>>38060448
I don't even really care anymore, it's just too good
>>38060461
You don't masturbate enough

>>38060006
I started browsing this board in 2013. If there was a time before that. I imagine it being just like /b/
The misogyny and feels really gave this board it's own sense of culture.

I'd say it's the culture that has made the most impact and left the strongest impression on people.

Your argument is basically like saying, the United States wasn't always about patriotism, it used to be unsettled and native lands. Yeah but that made no impact on the world.

>>38060571
Just imagine how much better it would be if it was someone else's cock.

>>38060571
Best trap.

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this board has grained gay shit into my head
now all i get off to is the idea of dominating some sissy trap
i hate you niggers

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>>38060601
>2013

You people disgust me. If you're post-captcha then you're a newfag. There's so much you don't know.

/r9k/ used to be full of threads just dedicated to green text stories and I used to love it, it was very entertaining. OC was legitimately more frequent as well. You're like the dirty Muslims defiling the Hagia Sophia and trying to say that it's "a part of your culture"

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>>38060701
Some anons are newfags, and what?
You're not a oldfag too.

>>38054124
yeah it really does. the first thing your body will
get rid of is your musceles as soon as you stop eating enough cuz the musceles are the exact thing that takes away your bodys energy so in order to conserve as much as possible its the first thing the body will degenerate not the fat (in case you arent doing any sport at least)

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>>38060629
That would probably break my mind to pieces..

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>>38060741
I've been here for almost 10 years. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Servers on fire off the shoulder of Moots basement. I watched spam bots glitter in the dark near the Chanology gate.
All those moments, will be lost, like tears in rain. Time to get banned.

>>38060879

10/10 if not pasta

>>38060809
Just from smelling it? Just from sitting in the same, hot room next to some tall, strong man, stripped down to nothing but his boxers, so that the shape and size of his cock was so obvious you could picture it perfectly? You think if you took a nice deep breath from his crotch you might just lose it?

>>38060906
Meh I've done better, I just re-watched Blade Runner the other day though

>tfw girl (female)
>tfw absolutely wanna bang girl (male)

The catch is that I'm gigantically submissive. Tfw no dominate gf (bf)

>>38061069
If only you were a dom :/

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This thread is going in weird directions

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>>38061012
It's enough for you just talk about it like this

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Come join our discord server! We have tatsumaki and faggots and are open to suggestions! I'm trying to learn how to run one well enough, so input is welcome! Have fun and make it your own! It's super cool! DCsCvDW

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>>38061428
If he sat you right on his lap, and told you he'd let you taste it if you could sit still on for 30 minutes, could you last without touching yourself? Feeling his rock hard cock pressing against your ass throbbing with arousal? Would your useless little dick be able to take the excitement?

>>38061560
Are there cute boys for me to prey on, or just ironic memeing "gays"?

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>>38061593
Only if I was tied up really strong. Otherwise I couldn't resist for one minute, feeling something like that pressing against me.. Uhh
It's not little though nn..

>>38049433
Hey I actually supported >>38037000
I think it could be a good idea

>meet slutty femboi online
>he's into proper filth
>wants me to sit on his face while my ass is dirty and sweaty
>do so and get thoroughly licked clean
>spit and cum in his mouth

best day ever desu

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>>38061688
Can't even contain yourself if you're promised a chance to taste, hm? Too horny for your own good. I'd have to just jerk off while I made you watch, as punishment.

You think your dick isn't little? Why's that?

>>38049099
Normies get so depraved when they don't get social interaction that they will let themselves be gay.

Ither you are so needy that you've convinced yourself you are gay or you have always been gay, ither way you are a degenerate.

Take the NEET pill which is basically like bhudism without the bs deitys. And In the meantime. Get rid of your bf and grow a metaphysical backbone. Unless you are not man enough to cope and would rather fall into the musty abis

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>>38061775
>I'd have to just jerk off while I made you watch, as punishment
That's already too good, anon..
Uhm, it's the truth..

>>38059403
>anal is disgusting
Objection, anal actually feels amazing, and shit won't visit if they clean well, which is easy. Also the buttholes of girls (female) and girls (male) feel the same.

>>38049099
Let's say I somehow get amazing superhuman powers and the ability to create my own pocket dimension so I could escape the authority's. Finally allowing my angers and frustrations to express themselves, tell me. Why should I not exterminate these traps?

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>>38061885
Too good? So you need something more, do you? You need me to grab your head and shove it to the ground so I can spank your disobedient ass until you beg me to stop? Then afterwards I tie you up, blindfold you, and gag you, so you have nothing but hearing and smell, and you have to spend the day under my desk, soaking in my cock stench, listening to me beat off but never being allowed to watch or help? Something like that?

And stop beating around the bush, how big is your useless dick?

>>38054124

Your body's gonna use whatever energy it can if food is absent.

That includes muscle and fat. If you aren't using the muscle, your body's going to burn it to survive.

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>>38061997
Spend all day like that under someone's table.. Ahhh I want to stop touching myself for now. Nn stop
Around twenty centimeters.. I don't think it's small

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I finally found a cute bf, very supportive and caring, we like each other a lot.

The thing is he's very vanilla, really just into lots of love and affection. Which is great, don't get me wrong. Vanilla loving is wonderful. But i'm spoiled. I really want that hardcore BDSM edge. Secretly, I want to bottom. I want to get spanked and choked and all that nasty shit. If I can't have that, at least I want to top. Not just pitching, I want to abuse him and bully him sexually. He's so sweet and sensitive though I don't think he could take it.

I know cheating is wrong, but it's so tempting. I need a man to degrade and use me.

If it's just a little bit of chat over discord that doesn't count as cheating, does it?

>ever since we made it official i've been good
>satisfy myself with fantasies and that's it
>see threads like this posted every day
>lots of anons being dominant with lewd boys
>want to join in, desperately wish it was me
>fap and fight back the urge to add them
>bf's been busy lately and we barely talk
>start to want it more and more and more

i just don't know what to do...

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>>38062159
Wow, you're blessed with 20cm, and all you want is to be tied up and treated like a little bitch. What a pathetic slut, touching yourself to this, getting seriously horny about being punished in such a way. I should just use you as a cum receptacle, fuck you every time I feel like it, any time, any day, anywhere. I hope you like seeing that big dick flop around uselessly, because after I'm done with you, it's going to be nothing more than just decoration. You won't be able to cum without a cock being stuffed into your ass.

>>38062278
If you're very serious about maintaining things, talk to him directly, otherwise you will eventually find someone who will talk dirty to you, and you're going to enjoy it a little bit too much.

>>38062278
Youre a degenerate baka, poor boy who loves you... I feel sorry for him

>>38062278
I agree with the other anon. Just talk to him. It will help the both of you. Stay strong

>>38049099
same
>post discord id on /soc/
>messaged by south american
>his cock is yuge
>sends me videos of his cock cumming
>says he's coming to london on a business trip
>says we can meet then
wish me luck

>>38062684
big cocks are really hard to take

make sure you practice a LOT

>>38062375
Degenerates deserve to be used exactly how they'd like

>>38053825
>daijobu
This right here denotes how 4chan can fuck you up

>>38052911
The only reason hetero and homosexuality are recent ideas is because there wasn't a conception of being purely homosexual in the past. Heterosexuality was considered the norm. The Greco-Roman conception of sexuality was based on peneteration. Like the masculine dude fucking a feminine guy was being a "man". While the feminine guy getting plowed was taking on the role of a woman. Guys who considered themselves by our standards "straight and manly" would fuck tons of dudes but still fuck tons of girls and have a wife.

Tl;dr
The idea of a man being sexually attracted to other men and marrying them is a recent idea anon. Not being straight.

>>38052911
so what im hearing is youre a faggot who projects on others to feel more welcome

>>38053863
It's de juice

>>38054211
literally kill yourself

dfgdgse

>>38062757
It's okay I only said I would suck him off. No anal.

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If you're cute and interested in lewd things, add me I guess, I'm getting bored: AvidHunter#6675

I'm dominant and not interested in being your bf.

>>38050766
Why wouldn't you want to be with someone you're compatible with?
this is why you normies end up divorced and miserable with heaps of debt and child support; you get some Stacy knocked up because "I won't judge you for being a trash human as long as you give me pussy"

I get pretty down about being a 23 yo virgin but it always helps to know my friends that are in relationships are in them because they settled so they didn't have to be alone and are now miserable for it.

>>38060701
That just sounds like a knock-off of old /b/
You should be defending fucking faggots who want this boards post to talk about sucking dick all day.

how do I find a bully who will sit on my face and fart on me

>>38063544
By living close to me

>>38063596
where you at senpai?

pls be england

>>38063681
Nope east coast us

>>38063722
Are you actually into that tho? Most people get put off by it..

>>38063745
I've played around with farting before

>>38063793
With other people or just solo?

>>38063848
People (1 person)

>>38063889
Damn. I've never found anyone who would be willing but I really want to try it. The scenes where girls get farted on in facialabuse have ruined me.

>>38063922
I never had an interest in it but I decided to play with someone who liked it and I'm open to trying new things. Not something I would actively look for but something I would do if the other has interest.

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Traps pls kill yourselves.

>>38064527
>tfw no trap roommate

>>38062336
God why do you have to write things like this, I feel like exploding before I even finished reading it, I can't take this thread anymore hh