Do you think you will ever get to cum on a girl's face?

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>>38047812
>not wanting to cum inside of her to claim her as yours

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>>38047812
>tfw you change your name to girl and give yourself a self facial

>>38047812
Is everyone on /r9k/ really permavirgins?
https://strawpoll.com/fyg9fwf

>tfw more guys have cum on my face then girls who's faces i've cummed on

I actually did, I was a virgin and travelled to Italy to meet this girl I talked to online, I did no-fap for a month before and she was giving me a blowjob and the excitement of being blown by an Italian girl and being in a foreign country etc caused me to dump this gigantic load on her face, never came so much in my life. It went in her eyes and hair, she was a bit annoyed.

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>>38047812
I know this feel bruv

Sometime I think I'll just kill myself for this reason.

>>38047812
Probably but I don't care. Facials seem pointless to me.

A girl gave me oral once and swallowed. I didn't even ask she just did it. I was like ok, I would have preferred to cum during actual sex, but whatev.

>>38047831
this
inside>outside

>>38048064
I'm glad this anon gets it.

>>38047812
Unless she has a fetish for it I've heard it was just a porn thing for women to like this and that most actually find it actively unappealing. That said, it's a huge turn on to see in porn so I'd like to be able to convince a girl to let me finish on her fair. In my current state I doubt I'd ever be able to do that, I'm a pretty socially awkward, low status and unassertive man. Would be completely into cumming on her tits instead though but again I don't think I'd even be able to do that or lose my virginity in the first place for the aforementioned reasons. Only way I can see myself getting laid is paying for it or seriously changing myself. Trying the latter but it's so fucking hard, ingrained habits fuck you up but I started studying something I put off until now to cram for a makeup test and so much stuff connected today that I felt really...proud. Test is tomorrow so I'm probably going to fail it(make up so I expected to get a 0 anyway) but I think I may be able to ride the coattails of this pride I've found from studying my ass off today and actually learn something. Doing bad academically has been one of my major setbacks, if I can change that I can probably work to change everything.

Anyway, that's pretty much my thoughts on being a one man bukkake provider.

>>38047812
I've had sex with over half a dozen girls and not once have I ever gone "OH MAN I REALLY WANT TO CUM -ON- HER"

>>38047831
p much, it just feels better.

>>38048309

>over half a dozen

Why not just say 7, anon?

>>38048282
>all these typos
Holy shit I suck.

>>38047812
nope. 18 and still a kissless virgin

Girls have only let me cum on their tits and feet so far. I will give a chick a facial one day!

>>38047831
>>38048064
>>38048130
>>38048309
This
Cumming on is just beneficial for porn aesthetic
Cumming in is where the pleasure is at

>>38047812
I don't think I will ever kiss a girl, let alone cum on her.

I don't want to cum on a girls face tho.

when a guy came on my face it was pretty nasty.

why would i want to do this to someone else?

>>38047812
I have. And in her pussy too

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Yeah probably, next month when I go buy a harem of hookers to lose my virginity to.

>>38048486
>let
Just do it pussy like what the fuck is she going to do about it?

>>38048779
>then there's this faggot here bragging about fucking hookers
lmfao

>>38047812
What I'm more concerned about is that no girl will ever lick my stinky asshole

>>38047812
nah man i got epididymitis i can barely cum as it is
fuck cumming

>>38048974
I've had a girl eat my ass before. Came hard as fuck

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i have, but i'm still a virgin

top that bois

what's better:

cumming on her face

or

cumming inside her mouth and having her swallow

>>38049051
story

org

I don't think I will be cumming near a girl at all.

>>38048779
Wow dude congratulations...
So proud of you

>>38049243
Depends on what her intentions are.

In my experience women who swallow are loyal wife material types, whereas women who only let you cum on their faces are gigantic whores

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>>38049310
honestly, there ain't much of a story. i've received blowjobs and other non-penetrative sexual favours from girls over the years

once this girl tried to pull "ooooh i have a latex allergy :^)" when i didn't even have any condoms anyway. she was pretty nutty and i reckoned she was trying to get knocked up from me. confirmed through other people she's fugged that no latex allergy is present

other times its just been nerves and lack of protection on the spot, once i was fucking around on my buddy's couch with a girl and he had a mad smoker's cough in the next room and it just killed my dick

so yeah, i am in the awkward position of having some sexual experience and not possessing horrid social anxiety or anything, can interact with most anyone just fine, just never had benis in bagina

maybe one day tho, sry i don't have an entertaining greentext fot you

>gf wants me to cum on her face
>can't shoot cum like a pro
>small loads too

What do?

>>38049379
How old are you? You sound underage.

>>38049384
Kill her.

>>38049419
i am 26 years old

sure does sound like a teenage problem, doesn't it? i've barely graduated from manchild to manlad desu

>>38047901
Thank god some sluts had a hugging competition in middle school.

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>>38047812
Dunno, but I'm 18 and have cum in my girl's pussy and ass many times.
Feels fucking amazing to pump her full of my seed and claim her as my own.

>>38049379
oh so you're just an underdeveloped chad? fuck off

>>38047831
>>38048585
This desu. Cumming inside a girl feels god tier,especially when she wraps her legs around you

>>38047812
why would I do that when I could cum in her pussy

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Is anyone else here a sex addict?

I get paranoid whenever I get a call from a number I don't recognize - my brain immediately thinks that some girl is calling to tell me she is pregnant.

I've had so much unprotected sex, I am too scared to get tested for STD's because I'm afraid I'm going to find out I have something really serious.

I don't even fuck pretty girls most of the time. Usually I only sleep with 6/10's - often times worse

I have sex, then feel bad after, then I try to improve myself to feel better, then I try to get laid again when I'm feeling confident.

It's a vicious cycle and I end up just feeling disgusted by myself most of the time. Can anyone here relate?

I have and I just felt guilty and it wasnt very hot
It wasnt even really fun

>>38049639
I haven't done that but I've known people like that. It's validation through sex, then it feels shallow and empty. What you really need is a girlfriend, one who you enjoy.

I want to cum on a girl RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>38049639
>I've had so much unprotected sex
>Can anyone here relate?

do you have even the slightest clue what board you're on?

>>38050897
I can relate although I have only had a few partners (less than 10) but all have been barebacked and fucked hundreds of times by me. I haven't worn a condom since I lost my virginity. No STD tests either

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>>38047812
Why would I want to? is the real question.

You need to sort yourself out OP, believe me when I tell you that this isn't going to end well for you if you don't.

>you will never cum inside a girl's nostril and watch her wince in pain as she realizes it was a horrible idea

I often fantasized about that but thought I'd never get to do it since I was a mid 20s khv but now I've done it.
The girl will come visit me later in the summer too so I'll do it again.

>>38047812
No, when I see girls walking towards me you can already see them getting angry and annoyed by seeing me. Getting to have sex with them is so far away I can't even imagine it.