/britfeel/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdo4Eyw4DqM#t=23s

OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD

I'm far too drunk to do any more of mordorfeel today

Did anyone save Madoanon's tiny feet?

DECLARE AN ALLEGIANCE, ROBOT OR NORMIE

What's the most beta thing you've ever done lads? I secretly bought my oneitis 500 instagram followers

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>>38045207

Xi poster here,

Normie

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>>38045207

BNPanon here, normie

Anyone had a gmail account disabled and then undisabled?

hungry lads, might make a cheeky omelette

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>>38045207

Shipanon

Declaring for normie

>>38045240
>make

Hope you mean "have sent to me by Deliveroo"

It's a gig economy anon, cooking for yourself is racist

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>>38045209
gave this girl I really fancied a squares bar on DofE for a hug.
>>38045207
the robot rises

>>38045219
>>38045247
>>38045235
But you're all the same person?

>>38045252
STOP BULLYING ME REEEEEE I COME HERE TO GET AWAY FROM THIS STUFF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>38045207

ebinlad

I'm gonna side with normies, I consider myself a robot but I think they would discard me for having a driving licence

>>38045207
Mentally ill normie here

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>>38045207
Milk Cat 104

>>38045207

Autistic normie reporting in.

I see your serial killers and world leaders and I raise you a cat

someone add me on steam I need a bf haha

i went to the park today and got attacked by squirrels

>>38045308
haha location lad haha

>>38045315
was one of them of the flying variety? did it look like ebin?

>>38045315
haha fuckin faget will teach you to carry nuts in your pocket wont it you cunt, haha

>>38045317
doesn't matter i'm a huge normie who can travel around the country on a whim haha

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This is now a no bullying zone, pay respects to Michael the No Bullying Monkey to never be bullied again

>>38045336
so can I haha, but it would help to know how much the train fare costs, haha

>>38045352
I live in lancaster haha. I'm not gay btw haha

>>38045352
nevermind someone else became my bf just now lad haha

power of the internet ey lad haha

>>38045348
frig off michael

>>38045348
*bullies Michael

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AHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS NEED OTHER PEOPLE TO VOUCH FOR YOUR IDENTITY TO GET A PASSPORT?

what the everloving fuck is wrong with the UK? You've gone full 1984 long ago.

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This is the face of a waifuposter

this is the sort of people who calls himself 'cute' and 'lewd' in britfeel

>>38045367
>lancaster
DATE ME
uni student?

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>>38045348
We should also heed the advice of Spongebob Squarepants in this matter

>would never go to a britfeel meet up because i know you're all secretly normies and i'm a textbook robot and you'd all laugh at me

>>38045334
i didnt have any food. there was loads of them and they just started following me and getting close. a couple of them tried to climb up my legs

>>38045393
>tfw want to go but only if tilde is there

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doxxanon, can you guess who I am if I post my pillow?

>>38045393

I am a textbook normie, but wouldnt laugh at you

>>38045390
Which waifuposter do you reckon looks closest to this? I'm gonna say ebin

>>38045410
clearly ebin

>>38045410
>he showed us the piss pillow

>>38045410
>absolute state of that

>>38045410

probably ebin judging by the state of it

>>38045413
thats what all you normies say, not falling for that trap again

>>38045410
A runt...
Sort it out.

>>38045410
why is it brown? sweat, semen?

>>38045417

That is Korma btw

>>38045393
I wouldn't go because you know there'd be people being all affection and that shit is depressing to be around

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>>38045420
>>38045434
>tfw it actually is my pillow

>>38045451
I don't know

>>38045459
how old is it lad? have you had the same pillow since you were a kid or something

>>38045459

to answer your question then, yes we can guess who you are based on your pillow.

You don't have to be a genius to work out that if a pillow is disgusting, it's probably yours

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>>38045459
>the most unhygenic anon has a pillow covered in God knows what
What a shock!

>>38045476
don't know.. maybe 6 or 7 years

>>38045459
At least put a pillow slip on it ffs lad.

>>38045459

ebin, what do you do in the morning? We know you spend all evening/night on britfeel but what about the afternoon?

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>>38045207
Robot, naturally

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>>38045383
This is not a laughing matter, bullying is bad and Michael does not like bullies

Ebin has literally becoming the new king of Britfeel

He has overtaken Poleaboo and BritNormie as the most spoken to, most recognised, most notorious poster

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>>38045505
Sleep. I always feel unwell when I wake up during the day I don't know why. Feel really groggy and tired no matter what I do

>>38045524
ceremony to crown him as our official monarch?

>>38045524
Ebin is the king
Tilde is the queen

>>38045532

so what's your normal sleeping time then, your majesty?

>>38045524
But at what cost?
He is arguably the most disliked poster here and that's only going to get worse as time goes on that title gets to his head.

>>38045524
All hail Queen Tomoko-chan!

I've managed to ask a close female friend who is half Viet half Chinese to come along with me to teach English in Southeast Asia she's open to the idea as she's also taking a year out from the uni experience. I'm wondering if living together could bring us closer. She's beautiful and I've been attracted to her for years, she friend zoned me back in sixth form but times can change, right? She also has a really nice bum.

>>38045459
ebin now that I've finished uni and am soon to start wageslaving I would seriously let you stay at my place, clean clothes/sheets the works

n-nothing gay though haha

>>38045546
kev is the jack
because he's jacked

>>38045524
I like the new posters korma and tomoko

if they're not the same person

>>38045554
>implying clean clothes and clean sheets won't get dirty again within a matter of two days

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>>38045542
>>38045524
.
.
.
.
God save our gracious Ebin!
Long live our noble Ebin!
God save our Ebin!
Send him victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save our Ebin!

O Lord our God arise,
Scatter his enemies,
And make them fall:
Confound their politics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix:
God save us all.

Thy choicest gifts in store,
On his be pleased to pour;
Long may he reign:
May he defend our laws,
And ever give us cause,
To sing with heart and voice,
God save our Ebin!

>>38045548
probably like 6-10am till 4-9pm but sometimes I sleep during the night randomly

>>38045554
thanks for the offer haha

>>38045565
I have a feeling they are the same person or just reactionary characters

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Leaked picture of Ebin

>>38045568
at least he won't be dying of mold releated disease

>>38045565
as if they aren't you

Haha I want to cuddle with Ebin in his piss soaked bed..

>>38045583

Care to share with us a picture of the throne (the chair you sit on), Your majesty.

I've reached fifth dan in Tekken and this might truly be the ceiling to my skill. Time for suicide?

>>38045627
i want to take lenlad to a fancy restaurant where we shall laugh at ebin and his fans

Who /WorshipEbin/ here?

>>38045549
nobody is remembered here after 6 months, the poster turnover is pretty fast I think. Jun barely gets mentioned and he was the big deal for a while I have a feeling that hes posting in this thread though

I'll probably spaz out eventually, or become a normie and fuck off haha

>>38045639
I bought a 30quid chink chair a few months ago so its not bad.

fucking hope micro machines can be played at midnight desu lads, love me a bit of nostalgia.
song not related but it's a good 1 from ye olde vidya https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4a1uNwKHWo

Lads, I'm literally considering praying towards Filey 5 time a day

>>38045667
Jun barely get's mentioned because he stopped avatarfagging. Given your reluctance to leave, and the fact you've made it such a core part of your life you're never going to leave this place.

>>38045667

the red chair?

>>38045660
Wouldnt go that far but I am fond of him and genuinely want the best for him

>tfw can't even browse /v/ or /tv/ for more than 2 minutes now and just inevitably come back to /r9k/

i'm either stuck here or it's my last stop

>>38045583
mate that pillow is fucking crawling with dustmites feasting on the years of dead skin

throw it out and buy a new one

>>38045667
>a feeling that hes posting in this thread though

He's never post without an avatar

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Should we create a wiki about ebin, like chrischan?

We could upload pictures of his moldy walls and piss soaked pillows

>>38045667
Junlad was cancerous. A faggot who stuck up for muslims, everything wrong with this country.

>>38045738
alright tilde calm down he's not here

>>38045667
no one ever left after the drama

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>>38045716
Posts like this just smell like junlad
>>38045627
>>38045554

>>38045717
i'm not interesting enough for that, i'm shocked I even get so many (you)'s. I think might be some conspiracy by gangstalkers to alter my life

>>38045751
tilde likes junlad

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still chuckling at the time ebina bullied wagies

How frequently do you masturbate, ebin?

Have you ever done a short stint of nofap, if so how long did you last?

>>38045766
>Posts like this just smell like junlad

He'd use his avatar, always did

Although, he's not playing a game on steam right now, so who knows! could be

>>38045766
>>38045777
>It's okay I have lots of images of Ebina :^)

>>38045235
Hail brother, i'm in the NF.

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'sup faggots.
Poor summer thus far, mid 70's and cloudy most days although we did have a break at the weekend. Took advantage and went kayaking on the lake I live near.
I am going to Prague for a week in July.

>>38045777
>MONTH/DAY/YEAR
ALERT ALERT ALERT
FOREIGNER DETECTED!!

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Evening lads. I have a headache, and the desire for a swift death is growing.

Post waifus?

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>>38045757
This. All the other avartar fags just bitterly read the thread, sometimes popping up together but mostly craving ebin's attention.

who /scaredofthedark/ here desu?

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>>38045821
What's got you feeIing bad, anon?

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>>38045821
My chinkphone came with a really cheap looking adaptor and I think it might start a fire.

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>>38045791
do you have this one lad?

>>38045817
Is there even an option for anything else?

>>38045851
madotsuki are you really a girl?
post some nicer socks please

>>38045850
Headache, and when I went out for a walk, it was all grim, dark and rainy. Weird things set me off nowadays.

>>38045851
Never trust chink engineering. I'd just try and get a decent one.

ebin I will literally pay for you to get a new pillow right now

>>38045877
>this animegirl poster for sure is a girl!
Get a hold of yourself you daft sod

>>38045835
wew, saku is a bit of a normie!

hope he wasn't lewd with all those people

>>38045835

Honestly who gives a shit, who gives a shit if junlad just deletes all of you?

He has a life outside of britfeel obviously

getting circumcised next month lads

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>>38045904
>He has a life outside of britfeel obviously

don't we all? haha

>>38045924
hahaha yes totally do
yeah just talking about it with my lads in the whatsapp group haha so funny
totally have a life

>>38045899
what do you think i've been posting about for the last 2 threads? hes been using this place as a desperate dating service

>>38045904
At least one of them gave him their anal virginity, so naturally they'd be more attached than most

pump and dump is real

>>38045880
>tfw my cheap phone has gone up exponentially after customs and needing to buy a quick charge charger for the hueg batter that's going to explode and kill me one day

>>38045904
It's just funny seeing the avatarfags in their gross, attention starved ways.

ebin stop bringing up old blood

bitterness will get you nowhere

>>38045946
There's a big difference between a dating service, and sleeping around with people.

just because they want a bf and message lots of people from here, doesn't mean they're going to screw around with lots of people

whether he was a bit of a lewd boy though, I don't know

Friendship ended with /britfeel/
reddit is my new best friend

>>38045975
I didn't post that though tbqh, I don't care about previous waifuposter drama, it may as well be on facebook

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>>38045995
down-voting this

>>38045920
haha good goy ahaha

>>38045993
>expecting fags not to be a promiscious mess
shig

>>38045899
>>38045946
>ebin says saku won the lottery a couple threads ago by adding everyone and bagging len
>now constantly posts about saku to discredit him

poor ebin has had his heart broken

>>38045924

I want you to imagine the feeling of a moist warm vagina clenching around your penis

I want you to imagine ejaculating inside her

>>38046015
up-voting this

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>>38045995
>He hasn't started his own private invite chan

>>38046024
fuck off saku, noone wants you and your orbiter here anyway

>>38045920
Mazel tov!!! goy

>>38046023
I'm a fag, and I'm not a promiscuous mess.

>>38046072
Are you a normie though? Hard to be a promiscuous mess if you're on here all the time init.

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>tfw no gf to fart on my face
pic unrelated

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Wish I had a Emma Willis wife desu lads

I'm shit faced bois ama

>>38046048
calm down ebin people are allowed to have lives outside of britfeel

>>38046024
I know how he feels tbqh

check your spam folder

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>>38046099
wasn't me. you need to stop thinking I post every negative thing. People are doing it like me now, its easy low hanging fruit bait, the more you respond the more its going to happen

https://www.strawpoll.me/13318469

>>38046098
>ama
how fucking excited am I that micro machines is fucking preparing to launch.i'll give you a clue. my dicks twitching

>>38046093
And wank you off at the same time, and you cum just as the stench hits it's peak?

Yea, I don't want that either, haha

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>>38046097
For me, its Davina Mccoy

>>38046159
Need to see her pounded

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>>38046143
>Yes, and irredeemable

pretty embarrassed, I'm part of the fault too

>these casuals thinking that they can compete with the premiere 3d poster in this thread

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>>38046030
Thanks for "le" upvote gentilesir

Crowdfund for Ebin to get clean bed linen and clothes when?

who else ingrown toenails?

I try to straighten them out every now and then and then realise how bloody thick and solid they are in their downward position

>>38046202
id rather just let ebina die like he needs to

>>38046126
hey at least you admitted to how pathetic you are that you become so jealous of someone you obsessively post about it :^)

>>38046202
I wonder whether it is a bit of poverty and neglect, or entirely his mental illness

>>38046229
It's 100% laziness
He will make up excuses for everything and then attack those who actually try

>>38046202
>>38046229
I don't need money, I can afford it

>>38046222
I'm sure theres more pathetic things than me

>>38046200
glad to do it my good man

>>38046200
>"le" upvote gentilesir

Probably Southampton's greatest player.

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i reaIIy want a girl to sit on my face

It's you, it's you, it's all for you. Everything I do, tell you all the time. Heaven is a place on earth with you. Tell me all the things you want to do.

It's better than I ever even knew. They say that the world was built for two. It's only worth living if somebody is loving you.

really need junlads thick chode in my mouth

>>38046272
Lethal dose of lack of oxygen

>>38046281
tilde, compose yourself

>>38046281
Jesus tilde what's gotten in to you

>>38046281
>>38046296
>>38046303
Obvious samefag, you black faggot.

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>>38046319
wasn't a samefaggot


>you now realize there might be a mod lurking here who can see every posters ip

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-40420511?SThisFB
Future britfeel poster
also shite incompetent "you literally had one job" mums general

casting our minds back a bit, why did tilde gas all of those jews?

>>38046319
Look at the post times

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>>38046159
She was good back in the day, but Emma just seems like a proper nice gal. Marriage material.

>>38046324

Yes ebin, there is

If you could swap places with one britfeel poster who would it be?

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>>38046361
nah, there is a guy that has somehow configured several ip's with witch he can post multiple times per minute. idk if it is some kind of proxy set up or just something that mod privileges allow

>>38046405
BritNormie

>>38046337

desu if you leave the kid with the Grandparents you shouldn't have to worry they're going to sell bits of your lad to Hilary Briss.

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>>38046159
Weird one but the lass from Lead Balloon does things to me even with the weird chin

>>38046405
Without a doubt BritNormie

>>38046324

does yours start wtih 151, by any chance?

http://ip-lookup.net

>>38046405
if i could do it temporarily, id swap into ebin and sort his life out then swap back

>>38046405
Ebin so I could be him and play with his smelly willy all day long haha

>>38046324
Think modlad is sound, hes banned cunts before.

>>38046405

I think I'm one of the happiest britfeelers here.

Probably the other Xi poster desu

>>38046455
I think i'm genuinely the saddest britfeel poster here and i still wouldn't trade places with anyone.

What ever happened to goodfella? Why did he disappear at the same time as len

>>38046405
Madoanon so I can see what having a vagina is like

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>>38046405
this doujin sucks btw

>>38045410
>>38045459
its probably drool... you drool in your sleep.

>>38046486
why dont you do something to change your life? i know its hard but have some fucking guts and fight against your anxiety. i do things that make me want to run away and cry. its how we deal with our fears that make us who we are.

>can only cum a little a dribble

>>38046548
I sometimes wake up wet so you might be right

>>38046554
> i do things that make me want to run away and cry

just going outside and talking to my mum makes me feel like that

>tfw call sausages "bangers"
>tfw my country is so poor we have to add water to our meat
>makes a banging sound when boiled
>tfw mommy's out with Muhammad and no one to make me tendies

>>38045848
When I'm home alone I get really scared when I have to turn off all the lights downstairs, I feel like an alien appears in the room with me when I turn off the final light

>>38046556

Are you dehydrated/a compulsive wanker/mtf?

>>38046595
it's ebin family

>>38046608
It wasn't me, but I do cum dribbles

>>38046576
i used to be like that but the more you do it the easier it becomes. its your fear of what if that is making you feel so anxious. i know its not easy but its either do it or allow yourself to be bound by your fear. do you want to live or remain shackled

>>38046608

I zone out whenever I see personalityfags in britfeel

it's sort of a shit superpower.

>>38046489
He was doxxed by doxxanon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EKzV9JdAVM&index=2&list=PL28C57FDE5865D64E

what a tune wahey

>>38046690
I think doxanon is the saku stalker looking for the next doxx

>>38046690
not true actually

>>38046732
I haven't got a clue who 'saku' is

Is my dad an alcoholic britfeel?

He goes to the pub about 4-5 nights a week and comes home drunk every single time. Doesn't drink in the day though.

I've never really thought about it as strange as it's what I'm used to, but is that normal behaviour?

>>38046836
Most middle aged people tend to be proper alcies

That is quite excessive though

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>>38046627
>I zone out whenever I see personalityfags in britfeel
A perfectly natural response

>>38046690
>doxxanon

Can somebody give me a quick rundown?

>>38046836
>>38046845
Similar situation. My dad drinks 4 cans of lager every day, but never more. Is he an alcoholic?

Anyone got any decent films to reccomend me?

>>38046862

I'm a fucking slut for >(you)s though, so thanks, man.

>>38046863
>Britfeelers bow to doxxanon
>In contact with the KGB
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Controls GCHQ with an iron but fair fist
>Owns google street view cars & CCTV cameras globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first CCTV cameras on Mars (Doxxgrad will be be the first city)
>Owns 99% of CCTV cameras on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Doxxanon babies
>Said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a man who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with him
>He owns CCTV monitoring stations around the world
>You likely have GPS trackers inside you right now
>Doxxanon is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the NSA & GCHQ high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the NSA leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Doxx bunker in Wilkes land?
>He learned fluent Mandarin in under a week
>Nation states entrust their national intelligence with him. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Doxx
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he is a benevolent being.

Heyo lads, I'm listening to some ASMR while posting on /r9k/, i'm gonna post until when I fall asleep

>>38046980
People who make top oc like you should be king of britfeel
Not some whiny pissant who just posts about pissing himself and hating normies

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Woah lads, have you seen that leaked picture of doxxanon?

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Let's post some funny greentexts that satirise British society haha lads

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>>38047027
Always fucking chortle at this one

>>38047025

No, but I saw the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2tW50CD6Aw

>>38047050
absolute 10/10

oringalllllll

>>38047050
>posted the same one

i'm a retard

Spent the past week browsing on my PC and I've concluded that phoneposting is superior in every way to PC posting. Clover is just better than the website, sitting in a chair all day is uncomfortable as fuck. PC's are OVER

Just finished the new Fargo
Not sure what to think of the ending but it was kino

>>38045093
FFS its 1am and i just got woken by a low flying plane. didn't even come up on flightradar, probably a surveillance plane or something

>>38047172
I might give that a go lad. The film was decent and I need something to watch in between episodes of twin peaks

>>38047172
You Britfags don't get to watch Fargo. You've never owned a gun, you've never been to Minnesota, you don't know what a small town life in the US is like.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38047154
>not lying in bed with a laptop
You are missing out on supreme comfy mixed with supreme functionality

>>38047244
This is true but my laptop overheats and burns my dick

>>38047208
That's a bit autistic lad

who else a fan of chopsticks. they're fucking brilliant. easy to wash. easy to use once you've got the hang of them. so versatile, I've used them with pasta, rice, fish chips and mushy peas, sausage chips and gravy (I had to cut the sausage with a knife though),roast chicken dinner. fucking love them desu lads.
good on the chinks eh. boys done good.

If you had a terminal disease, would you just kill yourself?

>>38047478
nah, i would go down like a champion fighting until the end

>>38047420
Simple and elegant, eh? Plus the fact that it leaves the other hand free is a revelation. I only tend to use them for chinky purposes, though I experimented with general use at one point.

>>38047478
Are you brain cancer anon?

I think if the pain became unmanageable, there'd be very little other choice

>>38047478
nah i'd like to inconvenience so other people first, really drag them down with me you know?

>>38047478
That depends on the nature of the disease. If it was physical but I retained my mental capabilities and personality until the end I wouldn't kms but if it was something like dementia I definitely would.

>>38047506
I started using them because I hate washing up. I've thrown most of my stuff away. i'm like noah of the kitchen. 2 of everything
apart from chop sticks, got 6 pairs

>>38047506
>Plus the fact that it leaves the other hand free is a revelation
Forks work in the same way

just done it havent i lads. i have completed kingdom hearts.

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Sister went to prom the other day lads. I went to go and see her off from school along with all the other family members of other kids. It was a wild ride.

>leave house, get anxious nearly instantly because there's a gang of 5 chavs walking near me
>one of them turns around and grins at me
>wonder what it is about me that gives off the sign that I'm a beta. Focus really hard on keeping straight posture and looking up but don't know what to do with my hands
>get to the school and there are loads of people outside. I stop amongst the crowd to scan for me mum
>all the people around me remind me of insentient NPCs
>meet up with sister, take pictures, etc.
>notice through the crowd a girl and get a blast from the past
>it's a girl in my sister's year who used to go to a creative writing club with me, which was really just a proxy for the social reject club. She's as robot as a female can be, and right now she looks absolutely beautiful
>I think of how she used to flirt with me all the time
>I have this niggling feeling that I've done something wrong and things are bad between us right now
>oh that's right, I told her to stop messaging me random shit on facebook over a year ago and I haven't spoken to her since
>she goes outside but due to what I've remembered I decide not to go and talk to her
>I could have been with her if I was more assertive
>the crowd is thinning now
>I see someone and I get a horrible feeling of dread that I haven't felt in a long time
>it's one of my old bullies. He's your stereotypical chav: poor, violent, unintelligent. Right now he's in a suit and looks like a chad. I desperately try to avoid eye contact. I feel small and weak. I hate that he makes me feel this way
>sister's about to leave, I go to wave her off
>as the windows of a limo roll up I see my reflection in the dark windows. I am a sad, lonely figure. I think of how I didn't go to my own prom, a symbol that I was always on the fringes of society

(Part 1/2)

>>38047632
>after sister leaves I see an autistic girl from the creative writing club I used to go to. We stop and chat
>she tells me about my old robot best friend, about how he's not going to university but is going to 'help out in some school'
>I tell her I don't have contact with him anymore but I'm glad to hear about what he's up to
>I leave

It brought so many memories back I wasn't expecting. I remembered how school was a mix of good (interacting with friends) and bad (being intimidated by bullies). I realise that that is infinitely more desirable than my current situation: a completely monotonous lifestyle where there is no bad but no good either. All in all I just feel sad that it's all behind me.

(Part 2/2)

>>38047478
If the terminal disease was spreadable I would spend it all over the place like butter because I'm taking some people with me before I go to hell.

>>38047632
>>38047646

You're under 24, get yourself on a Level 3 course before September and JUST DO IT.

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>>38047632
>girl asked me to go to prom with her
>declined and stayed home to play State of Decay on my 360 instead

>>38047720
whats a level 3 course? why under 24?

>>38047736
>nobody asked me to go to prom with them
>stayed home, played halo with friends and ate biscuits
Sick day desu

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would it be pathetic to part exchange my car for an automatic so I'd be less anxious and be able to actually go out in traffic?

>>38047632
when I was out walking the other day there was a school prom spilling out onto the streets and I had to detour... all those happy normies with hopes for the future. I couldn't take it

>>38047745

A-Level equivalent, and because it's free for people aged 24 and under.

Canny sleep lids...
Tell me a story

>>38047854
A scary story?
https://youtu.be/_RPXO4k3ybA

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>>38045093

I ate a phaal four days ago

I have not had poop since,really worried at the momemnt

>>38047801
I'm turning 24 and they probably wouldn't even accept me onto anything like that. I don't even want to go to uni anyway, waste of time

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>tfw you accomplish something objectively amazing and people keep congratulating you for it but to you it means absolutely nothing because you believe it to be second-best so it might as well be nothing at all

>>38047918

wait till you are 30 lad0

and its just expected of you

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They should fucking offer courses in how to navigate these shit college websites, I'd be the first to sign up

some old fella at the boxing was going on about fighting with jordies at a football match. was a right laugh

>>38048009
Why aye lads. Tilde anon here. Don't be fooled by my feminine voice like. Get those pakis out eh

Hope tildeanon is feeling good

>>38048044
i did not catch the entire story. i was busy training. was probably just football hooligans fighting for the hell of it

>take a picture of myself
>realize how much of a mess I look

ah yes

think im going to start coming on here less lads.

>>38048227
why lad?

orir

>>38048227
Originally why is that?

Fuck. I had the option to sleep at the other house on my lonesome. If I had I could be doing anything right now instead of not sleeping.

>>38048227
Give us a reason lad

It's all the personality fagging, isn't it

>>38048270
It was worse last year though

>>38047854
>>38047887

Story time with Limmy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hGZBhGzF8U

>>38048316
It was much worse

All we have now is Tilde and Ebin, and they're harmless.

The other fellas just quietly post these days

>>38048260
>>38048261
>>38048270
i waste too much time here and a lot of people here still believe the stupid memes on 4chan and im fed up of hearing about them.

i will still post here. just wont be on as much. tripfags annoy me too because they are mostly boring and annoy me with their stupid shit like taking estrogen.

>>38048227
I want to do the same. This general has some good people here but it seems the worst people are the most outspoken and their narcissism gets in the way of actual good posts and discussions.

>>38048327
best story ever told desu

>>38048359
>This general has some good people

like me desu

>>38048423
And me. I'm a top lad

>>38048359
i agree. there are some decent lads here who i like talking to. i just think a lot of the other shit is unhealthy for me. talking to people who piss in bottles, wash once a week and complaon about normies, cant be doing me any good. there is always the odd racist cunt too.

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>>38047154
what is clover
are you talking about mimi?
I got a smartphone this morning (yes I'm that out of touch) and I haven't put it down since
would love an actual decent chon application

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>>38045093
Mummy doesnt want me using the com puter any more so i made a secret hideout in the attic

>>38048494
Clover is a 4chanapp that used to be on the play store but got removed. If you want to try it, go on your phone's browser and search for and download an app called f-droid, then through that search for clover.

>>38045207
I declare an allegiance to the personification of death as a female form and hope she takes me in my sleep

>>38048530
seems legit
oriori

>>38045367
Are you the guy who wants to end all the normies?
Come join me on a quest

>>38048530
is clover really that good? sell it to me.

>>38048579
idk lad, its just the best out of all the ones I've tried. Switching between everything is pretty smooth and I like way it looks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xggd9d6msZo

New Kays good cooking lads, she finally made (You)

You lads ever listen to this back in the day? https://youtu.be/IUDTlvagjJA

>>38048645
Yeah in real life when I had hair. *cries*.

>>38048631
this is britfeel, this is memes
this is britfeel, this is memes
this is britfeel, this is memes
this is britfeel, this is memes

is it normal as an autist to sort of be able to "act" like a normie for some periods, but only like acting out a character instead of being yourself? like, i say the lines i could imagine fictional characters might say if having conversations i was having.

i can do that, and i do it quite a lot when i feel socially stressed (because it generates passable answers to questions and lets me run away quickly) but i feel very guilty for it for some reason, i think because it's a massive form of lying to keep people distant. (and also because at first glance it counters my self-image as someone with no social skills, because at the most surface of levels it seems to mask that. Sometimes it just leads to cascading meltdowns of failure and winds up a bit Chris Morrisesque.)

>when you can actually physically feel the depression burning inside of you, eating away at every part of your psyche.

Fuck this feeling m8s. I just wanna be happy.

wow stop posting any time
and go to bed maybe

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>>38048932

>go to bed

Its not even bright outside yet lad

>>38049024
Doxlad's gonna have you

>>38048865
Yes. There are very few people I can be myself with. When I'm around people I don't really get along with I basically have to adopt a new personality to try and fit in. I'm sure this is true for a lot of normal people as well but I don't to the level at which I take it. I'd recommend not overdoing this because you can start to really lose your sense of self. I understand social mimicry might be as necessity for social survival but if you have to do it, at least stay true to your real opinions and don't act in a way to appease people, its not healthy.

My employer has lost my P45. What can I do?

>>38049250
kick his head in

IVE HAD MY HEAD KICKED IN LADS AAAAH

>>38049250
Actually speaking of P45s I quit my job on the 23rd and still haven't received my P45, how long do they usually take to arrive? My old job I got one in like 3 days

>>38049319
Should have gave that lad his p45 you prick

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>>38045207

Normie, i received a drunken blowjob at the only house party ive ever been to when i was 20, by true robot standards that qualifies me as a norman

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it's not coming tomorrow is it
or saturday
fuck

SGDQ soon
huh, I was totally out of the loop, for the first time since it started

sounds like there's some thieving bastards about tonight. had a car alarm go off on my street 5 min ago now an alarms going off a few streets up.
stood outside having a spliff. got my bb handgun tucked in the back of my pants. i'll give em what for if they call by here.

>>38049709

dare you to shoot your own car

>>38049709
my sister was robbed recently
she's on holiday, i'm supposed to be house sitting but I missed my own bed
if I get there tomorrow morning and it's been broken into my face will be red

>>38049718
not got a car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpBAIAm9A8w

real NEET hours
no way that was original

Why am I so tired lads, I've only been awake 12 hours. Normally I go for 18 before I need to sleep.

Oh wait, I bet I know why. I haven't drunk any pepsi today. Didn't realise how much I depended on caffeine to keep me awake

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>>38050072
who up?

just finished wanking and i'll do nothing else haha

only 2 hours until I can start getting shit done
god I hope crash comes today, it'll make the day shorter

>>38050522
I am still up, as always ebin.

I'm thinking I might be able to force sleep for a few hours and then hopefully reset sleeping pattern. But most likely I'll be up until 11am to repeat the cycle again hahha..

I want to die

ey lads anyone know what's the cheapest/best simcard for calling abroad?

>>38050610
I reset my sleep once this week already but I'm back to the same old shit. I've not done anything again today

>>38050669
i bet you atleast spend most of your day out of your bed

>>38050638
Where you calling lad? When my korean ex had to back home every summer and christmas I used to use Lyca to call her. They do a lot of countries I think

>>38050638
yes i do
ioiror

>>38050638
555-your-mum

>>38050697
No I spend most of my day in it

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>>38050697
I don't have a real bed, I used to sleep on 2 pillows on the floor. I have a foldout portable bed which isn't very comfortable. I still sleep longer than 12 hours frequently

>worked a job abroad
>they're still sending me payslips with $0 on them

Whats the fucking point, stop sending me emails you cunts

tried licking up my cum again

it was very bland, it was just like flavourless snot, granted I waited for it go to cold before trying - wasn't hot and fresh.

what does yours taste like?

lads, what should I wear on a night out just to look passable to normies. Never been to a club before or any of that shit and am reluctantly being made to go to one

>>38050806
a cape obviously

hey boys just popping in for a quick question, what's the age of consent in the uk and does it have a stigma like in the us? what's your pedo hunting policy there

just curious haha, I'd never been interested in such things

>>38050869
>what's your pedo hunting policy there

like a witch hunt desu, we have nonce hunter youtube channels which entrap people

>>38050869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-6Kuc6en74

this will be you lad

>>38050890
>>38050924
I was thinking how funny it'd be if one would be to set up some facebook accounts with pics of jailbait and catfishing some old idiots into lewd convos, with screenshots and suggesting if they won't for 1000 pounds on paypal their family and bolis will have the screenshots haha

not that I'd ever do such a thing

>>38050961
used to do this to trannies
I'd send them a cheap amazon gift then show them receipts for cars and dresses and shit and get the lewds

Worried my employer isn't going to pay me my final wage because I didn't work my notice due to a legitimate reason but I reckon my manager thinks I just stayed off because I handed my notice in

>>38045583
>just reactionary characters
Pretty sure that's what they are. The Tilde drama caused them.

worried my JC coach will know I've been working cash in hand and sanction me

not a huge deal, but I'd rather have the money

I'm a simple lad

LOVE tilde
HATE pakis

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Who is this bellend
Bloxo

>>38051290
what an odd way of quoting a post. Did you really go through that much effort to avoid a you? You could have just screenshotted it at least you autist.

>>38051290
nice picture you have there, and its me

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Surrounded by bellends me

Any calming youtubers you lads like
I need some therapy in video form

>>38051672
you mean that ASMR shit?
I'm into 80's pop right now
Dead or Alive and a Flock of Seagulls

>>38051672
this always does the trick for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KH4NrUxcsYs

>>38051703
I've come to really like Men at Work.
Not just Land Down Under either.

Got never-ending bad thoughts on my mind to the point that I think I might be hallucinating said bad things

You know that feel
Like you're being tortured in your mind and can only briefly happy until the thoughts come back
The feel when no one can help you but you also don't want to kill yourself so there's no escape really

gotta fix my bike today
no idea how, all my tools are at home

>>38052155
Go home get tools, or go to somewhere cheap like b& m and buy cheap tools for the purpose of a quick fix.

going a bit crazy here lads haha can't focus on anything for more than a minute

>>38052427
Add? Lad?

>>38052422
>go home
on a broken bike?
genius

didn't mean to be snarky, I'm sleep deprived

>>38052479
Get a fucking bus, get a Nate to pick you, or your mum or Get the AA and get then to drop you home.

>Didn't mean to be sarky
Yes you did or you would have deleted the message and made less sarky one, not apologize in the same post.

Cunt.

>>38052598
I won't sink to your level
hope your mood improves

I watched Love Island last night because the escort I've been seeing keeps going on about it.

Is that what Chad and Stacy are really like? Those blokes where just chatting absolute shit and these women were loving it or is it just because the guys are handsome and if an uggo said these things the women would be completely dry?

It was a brief look into ultra normidom and it made me realise social interaction is so foreign to me.

>>38052694
>is it just because the guys are handsome
pretty much mate.

Not sure why you expected any more from stacies

reeee server down

gonna be out and about today
give doxlad some more clues

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>>38052473
I don't think so. I just don't feel motivated or like doing anything. pretty much hate doing everything and getting incredibly frustrated while trying

well its not raining so I'll brave a walk, I can't stay in here for much longer