Would any hooker suck this without making me wear a condom?

i feel sorry for mutilated robots
>your dick will never look like an old sponge
thank god

>>38042762
what the fuck is going on there?

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Different lighting.

>Not having a ye olde cobblestone dick

>>38042786
What the fuck is that. Is that normal? Do a lot of penises look like that??

I think I might be a lesbian....

>>38042805
not normal at all don't turn gay because of a few fucked up ones

>>38042832
Yeah. I mean I don't want to be rude, I would just be a little dissapointed if a guy took off his pants and that was in front of me. I don't think I would want it anywhere near my mouth.

>>38042762
>>38042786
are you trying to make me straight?

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>>38042762

That's one hell of a dried out, Jew'd American dick.

Thank fuck mine isn't like that.
Hahahahaha.

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>>38042805
Only the best ones look like this.

>>38042762
>>38042786
>Cutfags will defend this
I'm lmaoing at your lives right now

>>38042891
wtf causes this shit?

>>38042891
Like honestly.....for those that have this. Does it hurt? It just looks like it would be kinda itchy.

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>>38042913

Rabbi snipping your skin off at birth.

Sometimes your cock get as bad as this.

Urg these pics make me feel sick
Your peepee is disgusting anon, I wouldn't even touch that

>>38042896
I love dry dicks. I find sticky wet uncut dicks to be kind of gross

I am a cutfag tho. Part of the appeal is that they are easier to relate to.

Not gay tho. I just think about dicks a lot

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>>38042913
God's covenant with his chosen people.

>>38042865
>I don't think I would want it anywhere near my mouth.

Because you want it directly in your vagina.

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I WANT TO BITE IT!

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>>38042805
no, mine looks like this

>>38042762
You'd have to get rid of that gross red mark next to the nail. No one wants your thumb aids.

>>38042944
>Not gay
>I think about dicks a lot
I don't know if cut fags will defend this. I don't know anything anymore.

>>38042786
*pukes*
what the fuck man

>>38042966
That's just from constant nail-biting and hangnail-picking.

>>38042777
This guy has some kind of skin disease, it's not just dried out.

>>38042965
Well that is super curved. It is what I expect most dicks to hopefully look like though. It seems so much more smooth and fuckable.

I mean I know the other one wouldn't technically scratch me, but it's a small fear.

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>>38042921
No pain or irritation whatsoever.

Also the underside is perfectly smooth, figure that one out.

>>38042762
Get a retainer to fix it. Keep it covered.

>>38043002
That cutfag is still super dry compared to a healthy dick.

>>38043041
That dick looks so gross. I don't think I would ever want to fuck something that looked like that

>>38043138

My Dick is not dry you nigger
I use the spit of your mom to make it wet

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>>38043180
But it's a whopping five inches, sometimes slightly more when God is feeling especially merciful.

>>38043264
Size doesn't matter all that much. Five is average. But yeah, it's just the texture that throws me.

>>38043264
>size matters
I have an 8 incher and have never gotten to use it

>>38043355
I think if I did I would just spend most of my time showing it off.

>>38043249
Yes cutfag, calling me names over the internet will make your dick whole again, keep going.

>>38043688

I don't want my dick whole desu i like the feeling how the edges of my dick press thru my hand when i go harder
what was the last time you washed off that dirt under your fat skin? haha

>>38043830
This morning when I showered. I wash it everyday as part of my morning routine.

If you're such a slob that cutting off the most sensitive part of your dick seems a better idea than washing your dick everyday, you have a problem.

This is a report from like 2 months ago. I remember the exact texture and the exact picture. Move along everyone. And OP, nice going saving random pics of dicks to post on 4chan months later. how big is your dick folder?

>>38042786
I'm curious how the texture feels. Have no idea how a normal feels either due to pretty bad phimosis

>implying that i wanted it so

I don't believe someone who posts anime pictures all the time and have piss bottles in his room washes his Dick everyday or is that a part of your wage slave job?

>>38043897
hey im cut and my dick still stinks if i dont wash it

>>38044020
Cutfags eternally btfo then I suppose

>>38043979
I'm assuming you were replying to me and forgot to quote my post.
I don't have piss bottles, and don't post anime pictures. I don't even like anime that much, besides gundam.
And I find it really uncomfortable to spend the whole day with the sticky sweat that I accumulated during the night, so I shower as soon as I wake up everyday.

So now that we agree that you didn't want it to be mutilated in the first place, why do you have to pretend you like it that way and that it's better than being whole?

>>38042921
Nah it doesn't hurt and I don't know why it looks like that. I kinda feel better that others have it, but seeing the reactions is making me think bitches would be creeped out so I really am going to be a permavirgin

>>38044149

I dont pretend it
You offended me with "cutfag" and dont lie to your self wagie 85% in Porn you see dicks that are cut and i think that silent "voice" in you want to get your dick cut so it looks better and not like a fucking burrito, so whats your point? i like my dick

>>38042762
In my country hooker don't like condor. Say it scary :( but no bite condor

>>38044190
Don't feel so bad. If a person really likes you they won't fully care how your dick looks.

If I was in love with a guy, then yeah. I would suck on his weird looking dick....all night long.

>>38042762
if she does then i think you're probably going to get hiv. just saying op.
>also your dick looks weird. not the weirdest dick i've seen though.

>>38044320
I actually don't watch porn with cut dicks, it bothers me. Eastern European porn is nice for this.
And when the dick is hard the skin rolls back, so it doesn't look like a "burrito". I'm happy you like your deficient, maimed dick, that's all that matters in the end.

>>38042762
also. GO TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD AND GET RID OF THOSE GENITAL WARTS! THAT'S NASTY OP!

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>>38044384
Y-You don't mean that reee

>>38042932
just because a few bad rabbies bite dicks doesn't mean all of them do it.

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This is honestly more disturbing to me than gore and execution videos

Please stop posting OP your existence torments me

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>>38044480
>it brothers me
why because we sand niggers fuck all your women?
and when you mastrubate with a foreskin then your dick rarely touches your bare hands at that point it is irrelevant to have a foreskin
and dont forget to wash it daily you dont want to get dickcheese

>>38044554
this made me laugh with soul

>Please stop posting OP your existence torments me

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Never showed it to anyone else b4, what do you guys thanks?

>>38045468
Thinks* fuck my cellphone man

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>>38042762
Every time I see penor I feel like taking a razor and sliding it across to try shaving it off. I imagine a bunch of puss for some reason.

>>38042762
>>38042786
>>38042891
American hookers are used to deformed dicks. Just don't try this in Europe

>>38045468
Having a wank right now so post another one.
Really cute penor, probably taste like strawberry.

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>>38045606
There you go anon , do you think girls/boys will laugh at me irl?