/britfeel/

Any of you lads got fun plans for the weekend?

What is your favourite piece of lore from britfeel history?

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>>38039243
yeah lad, gonna be a weekend full of FUN filled and AMAZING activities

>>38039253

BritNormie calling the Anti-terrorist hotline on Poleaboo

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>>38039243
Drink, wank, vidya

Disclaimer: not necessarily in that order

>>38039243
same things i do every day

sleep, eat, 4chan

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Knocked on my neighbour's door to get my parcel and they weren't even bloody in

I don't think I can even muster up the courage to try again later, expended all my social energy there and then

>>38039243
going around tildes house for some tekken and pizza

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Post waifus boys and girls (boys)

>>38039243
Cry, wank, cry, cry, wank, drink

Lads, should I spend this year teaching English in Vietnam/China?

>>38039398
I had a friend who went to teach english in china and he never came back, because he got married

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>>38039379
>need to wait three days before I can unlock my chinkphone

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>>38039398

Educate Zhongguoren

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>>38039379
Hey, haven't eaten a meal in like 3 days, it's been rough

>>38039398
well that depends. do you want to be an english teacher in vietnam/china

Applied for a job at Dominos today, friends. I don't really want to work there but I need the money. I've ordered many depression-pizzas from there before so at least I'll feel like I'm giving back in a way.

>>38039424
you should have put "because he got married" in spoiler tags. Like this:

I had a friend who went to teach english in china and he never came back...

because he got married

>>38039439
Implying you weren't already giving back by paying their extortionate prices.

>>38039460
True, there is literally no bright side to it then.

>>38039458
yeah you didn't have to demonstrate it you autist

>>38039398
how do you feel with marrying a gook and her grandparents coming to live with you? because this is what viets are like

>>38039398
>>38039424
>>38039438

not that guy but can you teach in china without going to university? i just want to leave england for a few years and want to teach while i'm away

>>38039458

What requirements are there for enrolling at the unviersity of memes?

>>38039480
yes, you teach english in china because you don't have the degree necessary to teach it in japan

I'm dating someone, but I don't think we're actually compatible. He's a bit autistic, and doesn't really "get" teasing, but I've been alone for so long that I think I'm settling.

This is gonna end in tears isn't it.

>>38039480
I don't think you can teach anywhere outside the UK without a degree

you won't get a work visa

>>38039398
>>38039424
>>38039458
My brother's friend also went to go teach English in Guangzhou like 7 years ago and never came back. Seems like a pretty good thing to do if there's nothing left for you back home (his parents were dead) and you want to live somewhere comfy where you don't have to talk to anyone (besides the little chink kids). Not that China is my idea of comfy, but different strokes I guess

>>38039480
Think it's Japan you need a degree to teach English. China, not so sure.

>>38039480
>>38039562
doesn't japan have the same laws as china? I mean like hong kong and stuff

might be best teaching in africa/Brazil

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>>38039469
Hey. Professional Memer here. Just saw this post and wanted you to know it hurt me emotionally but I think it could have been improved with the usage of a frog image.

I have attached a frog image to this post for reference.

I'd move to China but I don't think the gf would like it

>>38039604
HK probably has higher standards but I reckon mainland China would be fine

Anyone know anything about 'international schools' in the UK run by Polish, Turks etc? I got an offer to work in one. Not sure if it's a good idea. Feels dangerous somehow.

Imagine robots from here moving to Brazil for some kind of Max Payne blowout lifestyle

I wonder how long everyone would last

Just woke up lads haha

>>38039680
Congrats on becoming a human trafficker

>>38039680
You would be contributing to the destruction of the very fabric of this nation, congrats.

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>>38039301
Very good post.
vidyablox

>>38039717
UGGGH HE'S HERE

>>38039745
So you reckon give the interview a miss then?

>>38039757
S-sorry /pol/

Never been in a pub
do I order a specific brand or how does it work

>>38039792
>Never been in a pub
Don't believe you. Don't even bother trying to explain, I still won't believe you.

>do I order a specific brand or how does it work
If you want a specific brand then order it, otherwise just pick from what's there. If you freeze, then just point at any tap on the bar and ask for a pint.

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>>38039762
No need to be mean fren

>Your bank has declines your card
fucking why
I've done nothing wrong

>>38039819
>Don't believe you. Don't even bother trying to explain, I still won't believe you.

t. normie cunt

>>38039837
No money

Or you bought a 4chan pass and it triggered a lockout until you phone them up to get the card unlocked.

>>38039792
If you're actually being serious, just look at the various brands that they have on tap and ask for the one you want, it's pretty easy when you get the hang of it.

>>38039792

sit at a table, wait for them to come and ask you what you want, make sure you do some homework and get a few choices of lager or cider you might like, just be safe and choose common ones like carling, fosters, kopparberg, etc

>>38039871
>first time in a pub
>telling him to buy Kopparberg

Why be a dick? Him passing out and having to be shovelled into a taxi is hadly going to be a good experience

>>38039894
>kopparberg
>passing out

Its like 4% mate

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>>38039894

trial by fire laddy, its best just to start on the hard stuff rather than work your way up to it like a fanny, but what do i know?...let him drink coors or bud lite and get the shit kicked out of him, nothin to do with me

u r trapped on desert island
u can take 3 songs with u
1 game and 1 book or film
what r they?

>>38039928
>how to escape from a desert island: volume 1

>>38039894
>Getting drunk off Kopparberg
You'd have to actually drink more than 2 of that sugary shit.

>>38039871
Who sits at a table and waits to be served in a pub? Am i missing something?

>>38039871
>sit at a table
Yank please.

I told my counsellor I hate pakis and feel inferior and intimidated by whites

One 1 trophy away from platinum on Digimon

>>38039978
Your posts are a work of art lad

>>38039977
>not understanding sarcasm and accusing someone else of being a yankee
Irony

which one of you did this >>>/y/2410341

>>38039978
bravisimo

>>38039977
>not waiting to be served by big dave

>>38039994
He told me he's speaking to a female clinical psychologist colleague and they both think I'm a good candidate for CAT (Cognitive Analytic Therapy)

are there any beers that get you drunk fast

>inb4 koppaberg summer fruits

>>38040035
Rekordelig

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>>38039243

Sleeping to 5pm and being ignored by everyone i know


So just the usual lad

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>>38040012
>mum's daughter's brother found the ricky gervais porn

>>38040035

tuborg or mahou(possibly spelled that wrong)

>>38040035
crabbies

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>>38039978
>Some young 20s 'counsellor' forced with telling an agressive paki he's not white
Poor guy.

2011 feels like the last year i was truly present. i feel like i'm just a ghost now

>>38040081
Aah! A ghost!

>>38040071
My counsellor is an old white guy

>>38040109

is it our nige?

be honest poley, its the farage, isnt it?

>>38040120
He hates religion, that's all I can say

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>>38039243
dad is taking me to see Radiohead on Monday. Kind of excited as he usually opts do do things with my younger brother.

Are tilde and ebin dating yet?

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>>38040050
>It's called Mahou
>It has absolutely nothing to do with magical girls

>>38040134
so he despises pakis and your kind. Funny how you're stupid enough to think he feels anything but repulsion towards you.

>>38039928
We're not the same - wolf Alice
Daydreaming - Radiohead
Mothership - enter shikari
The first book in the storm light archive series
Either Star Wars battlefront 2 or minecraft

>>38040180
>It has absolutely nothing to do with magical girls

Not everything needs to

>>38040157
radiohead aren't playing on monday. They are in Manchester on Tuesday.

>>38039928
Melancholy Hill - Gorillas
Arabesque - Debussy
Ashes to ashes - Bowie
Name of the wind
CK2

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Really could do with a Bella gf 2bh lads.

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What did she mean by this?
blwijdoiewj

>>38040295
>Arabesque - Debussy
good lad

>>38040168
ebin stop trying to pressure tilde how are you expecting to have a relationship if you don't leave the house

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Should i text some friends and be ignored or just sit on my arse again all night lads?

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>>38039379
I'm sure britfeel has both boys and girls (male), but I wonder if it has any boys (female).

>>38040311
How long ago did he become 'Bella'?

>>38040367
>but I wonder if it has any boys (female).
Madoanon

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>>38040047
hmm that sounds familiar lad

>>38040358
not me

oriririr

>>38039398

Yes you should

I spent 8 years as a jobbing teacher traveling the world, best thing i ever did

It'll change you for the better

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>>38040376
I really don't like you bully my meth-fu.

>>38040367
I wish we had cute trannies in /r9k/. Why is no one here cute?

>>38040461
because cute trannies hardly exist in real life ;-;

>>38040450
yet you ended up here?bvcxcvbcv

>>38040461
Would rather have more cute boys tbqh

Trannies are vile

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>>38040358
>how are you expecting to have a relationship

i'm not, I did not make that post. I was eating an apple, couldn't be bothered posting desu

>>38040293
Oops you can tell I didn't organise it

cleaned my computer lads and now i'm not getting noise induced headaches

>>38040528
>tfw your computer might have given you tinnitus
Worth

>>38040461
Because qt trannies are incredibly rare, it's why people make a big deal about them. Settle for Amir's shit coloured body in a dress and Tilde's male legs with some wax marks.

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>Click on an OKC profile
>Its the woman behind the counter at my takeaway
>Suddenly realise this
>She will have had a notification
>She will know I've browsed her profile
>Can never go back to that takeaway again

>>38040488
Good post ebin, you haven't run that image into the ground like the others and it's nice to look at. Keep it diverse.

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>>38040413


Getting used to it now

>Gave up trying to make plans or be included in anything
>Slowly loosing what few friends i have

>>38040561
I paid them just so I could click on the profile of some weird girl I used to work with without her knowing I did

>>38040480
OOOOH SNAAAAP

teacherlad btfo forever

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>>38040596
>I've been waking up at this time most days for 8 years
>I never had real friends, just online friends who see me as a quirky novelty

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Anyone else going to Radiohead on Tuesday on their own?

>>38040561
Maybe if you delete your account it won't show.

whats a good free mmo for someone whos never played one before and wants to see what they're like?

>>38040658
probably a vanilla wow server

How tight is a fanny compared to a hand?

>>38040658
http://www.sherwooddungeon.com/play.html

>>38040697
You can crush things with your hand easily. Harder to do with a fanny

>>38040680
did wow go f2p?

anyone else here have a long distance gf? she says that she loves me and wants to marry and have kids with me but desu i don't want that. we'll probably never meet up anyway and having someone to talk to, sext and get nudes from is nice but i think it would be best to "break up" with her. i like her too much to do that though. i've tried before and she got really sad and upset so i got back with her. idk what to do

>>38040734
>(((blizzard)))

no, but the private servers are free and a better experience

>>38040734
How long distance?

I can do 2-3 hours distance no problem. It's only a train journey

Different country would be an issue though

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>>38040555
>male legs with some wax marks

Don't forget his CLOBBERIN' TIME hands

>>38039243

Gonna draw pictures of lewd anime girls all day tbqh

>>38040763
Meant for >>38040740 Ree

>>38040168
tilde wants to be friends but ebin wants more

he's just supressing it deep down

>>38039243
gonna lie in bed listening to depressing songs drifting in and out of sleep all day

>>38040763
she lives in america and i'm on bennies so unless she comes over here we are never going to meet up

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Goodwood is live lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEhEbPoDtHo

>>38040861
I don't get how you can be in a relationship with someone in america over the internet

are you just deluded? theres no way you can like them that much just by talking online

my card isn't fucked, their stupid service is
god damn, never seen anybody so desperate to not accept money

>>38040884
>theres no way you can like them that much just by talking online

I know from personal experience that you definitely can.

>>38040918
fuck off normie

oriri

>>38040861
You have to earn 18k a year or something to sponsor her to live here, so you'd have to move there if you wanted this to be serious

I'm going to guess she's under the age of 20.

>>38040764
Big T's legs are way weirder than that

>>38040918
Ah yes I'm sure this relationship is a strong, multiple year one correct?

>>38040884
its not just text, i talk to her on skype for hours every night

>>38040928
>normie

Please...

I'm not him btw, I don't even like women (or Americans wew). I'm just saying you can definitely like people a lot just from talking to them online.

>>38040963
just tell me who you are already reeeee

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>>>/ani/
<<<avi>>>
>an
what do you think of the f*uck 1% boated on the cider ren git Jonas

>>38040950
>i talk to her on skype for hours every night

What about? You're a NEET, there can't be that much conversational topics

Teach me how to talk for hours and hours!

>>38040963
you can just warp people to liking you online, I could easily dupe someone into "dating" me online. Its all bullshit

what common pub beer will have high alcohol %

>>38040983
schizophrenics OUT

NOW

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>>38041004

Vodka

Origiioooo

I think it'd be healthy for the shut-ins to do little exercises to get them less anxious about the outside world

How about we all go outside and take a picture of our surroundings?

I've already had dinner but I'm still hungry.

What can I snack on that's healthy?

>>38041064
have an apple and strawberry twirls

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>>38041028
Its raining.

>>38040963
whatever, it'll just end in tears when they transfer it irl

>sold some more vallies
>sold more stuff on ebay
on my hustle lads getting dat dolla

where has milk cat gone????

>>38040989
she does most of the talking, mostly about dumb shit. i just listen but we ask eachother random questions. desu its mostly just phone sex.

>>38041118
That's a lot of freaking phone sex. Does it not make you cringe saying you want to slam her tight little puss puss and listen to her talk about riding your big british cock?

Laughing at the sad pathetic cunt who posts his racist screeds here and delusionally thinks that only "pakis" disagree with him.

It's funny because it's clearly just one really passionate guy but he thinks everyone is with him.

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Update on the neighbour package saga: concluded
>knock on neighbour's door
>no answer
>think ah he must be out, i'll try again in an hour
>hour later hear hoovering upstairs, they'll be in then
>wait until they've stopped hoovering and go knock again
>still no answer, after ringing and knocking like 4 times
>they're chinks or something so I think "fucking gooks, no empathy I swear"
>think about a few days time when I'll have to leave them a passive-aggressive note in mandarin telling them to give me my fucking package
>whatever I'll try again tomorrow
>go for a shit
>hear a knock on the door mid-excretion
>shout "just be a minute!"
>don't even bother to finish wiping properly and put my clothes back on
>they've left the package by the door
>phew, didn't even have to speak to anyone and spill my spaghetti
>thinking about going to say thank you but I think nah, all's well that ends well
I-I think I'm gonna make it after all lads

>its a dad talks at me for 15 minutes about how shit work and his life is
fucks sake lads

>>38041093
i heard he had his head kicked in

>>38041160
kind of yeah but when you get really horny and are a bit tipsy since i can't talk to people sober its not cringy at all

>>38041216
how much money has ""she"" asked you to send her so far?

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>>38041168
>it's a listen to stepdad take out his anger issues from work on mum episode
Back-to-back specials.

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>>38040658
>you will never play RF Online with your mates until 5am trying to win a realm pvp match for the Cora

ffs whyd you bring this feel on me lad

>>38039398
OP here: I've managed to ask a close female friend who is half Viet half Chinese to come along with me, she's open to the idea as she's also taking a year out from the uni experience. I'm wondering if living together could bring us closer. She's beautiful and I've been attracted to her for years, she friend zoned me back in sixth form but times can change, right? She also has a really nice bum.

>>38041165
>don't even bother to finish wiping properly and put my clothes back on

Nobody gets naked to poo, your story is fake

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>>38040944
good point lad updated it

America's fuckin weird lads, miss my comfy home country

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>>38041238
>stepdad

no wonder you turned into a bender

Just tried wearing briefs for the first time ever (apart from maybe when I was a little kid or something). Feels pretty tight around the genital area, but otherwise is quite comfy. the constriction and amount of skin on show makes me feel a bit horny though desu

>>38041262
Felt this way when I lived in Australia desu

>>38041236
she's never asked me for anything and i would never give her anything

>>38041259
MUCH better

thanks anon

fuck off robot

>>38041250
>hes never had a poo where he needed a bath after.

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>>38041168

>tfw dad unemployed
>he cant get bennies because mum works
>(he can sign on but they will not pay him because one wage is plenty apparently)
>house is slowly going to complete shit
>try to pitch in/help out
>get abuse because everyone so frustrated/a massive cunt


Really tiggers my shit tbqfh lads

>>38041250
>he doesn't strip off completely to poo
Ergh, everyone get a load of this absolute subhuman

>>38041303
Tell your dad to get a job

>>38041163

I'm with him actually

>>38041269
If I was a bender he'd beat me because he hates gays too

>>38040635
you can tell how disgusted he is with being touched by a nigger

>>38041168
I fucking hate this, what am I supposed to day?
Yeah I know it's shit.

>>38041177
oh deary me i hope the lad is ok

>>38041238

>not decking him

Lad.

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penny for your thoughts?

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>>38041293
>bathing in your own poo particles

>>38041072
>>38040928
>ebina so jealous of anyone forming connections he has to tell them to fuck off and tell them it will fail

why don't you fuck off you useless waste of air

>>38041347

I really wanna shag rochelle from the saturdays

>>38041362
If he just put hiself out there, he could get a qt, but he insists on pushing everyone away to play the pity card

>>38041259
glad I posted that yesterday
seems to have inspired creativity

>>38041387
i really want to shag a human female. i have no standards but i'm still a virgin

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>>38041389
>just put yourself out there
>be yourself

>>38041347

It's like a rope bondage for dummies outfit.

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>>38040461

I'm extremely cute, just ask anyone who came to the IRL meetup

>>38039379

>>38041389
yeah every time hell post something really sad about his life in response to criticism as if it makes it excusable for him to be a cunt

>>38041347
Bet she only got her job because of quotas, fucking thot. When I've died and am in the afterlife, I'll remember how I couldn't be rescued from that house fire because the wymyn's empowerment brigade wasn't able to lift my arse out

>>38041426

Ebin, you're the sort of lad who probably could pull a 2/10, and she'd almost get her hopes up for a safe pair of hands, then she'd see your obsession with cartoon school girls and she'd run a fucking mile

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>>38041427
more like babies first latex fetish

>>38041449
>settling for someone I don't like at all just for the sake of it

thats what normies do, on my facebook stalking session I saw my cousin who i've never spoken to whos around the same age get engaged to a disgusting whale. Why bother? I'd rather be alone

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Why do asian men always seem to keen to whore out their women?

>>38041480
literally dont know what youre on about, they stay to themselves

unless you mean """"asians""""

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>>38041428
/britfeel/ had a meet up? Was it any better than the /brit/ meetup?

i'm going to vietnam in a couple of months. i also have yellow fever. how do i get a cheap prossie who isn't a ladyboy and isn't full of stds?

>>38041480
They're whoring themselves out to white men, just like how white women whore themselves out to niggers

>>38041480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3xsVZIOoNU

>>38041513
>who isn't a ladyboy
why even bother going to vietnam then
live a little

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Mum is getting pizza for tea

>>38041507

Started off OK but ended up a bit of a debacle, I think it's the main reason Mayuri waifu anon stopped posting.

>>38041550
spill the beans lad

>>38041534
i'm not fucking gay. vaginas turn me on, not dicks

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>>38041507
dont remind me about that

>>38041499
Nah if you get talking to asian guys they will always ask you if you like asian girls and then suggest you marry one.

>>38041513

>Go to any bar
>ask if it's a Ladyboy bar
>if it is move on
>if it isn't stay there and literally every girl that approaches you will be a prostitute

>>38039243
yup. micro machines is released tomorrow so will be on that.

>>38041555
this is the gayest post i've ever seen
a penis isn't gay if its on a woman

might give the old pubes a trim

>>38041581
i'm a skinny pale baby faced 19 year old. i'm too scared to go to a bar

>>38039499
yep. you'll tease him he'll flip and lash out, you'll be in tears

Stuck in East Devon
But not to worry. Shows about serial killers on channel 11 will cheer me up

>>38041612

Then you won't be getting laid, that's how it works over there.
Are you going on your own? If you are just find some dirty old men to take you under their wing.

>>38041590
>micro machines

oh shit son I didn't know anything about that. Thanks for the heads up, I'm buying that.

why are normies obsessed with anal? i did it with a prossie and it just felt weird. vaginas feel much better.

>>38041644
no, my parents will be there too but i'm sure they won't mind me going out on my own

>>38041612
>19
>has to pay for sex

fucking pathetic

>>38041723
i'm too much of an anxious shut in to get it any other way

>>38039243
Gonna go drink in my local on my own. Maybe get leathered enough to go up and do karaoke like a massive tit.

>>38041744
Why do you want it so bad? You wont feel any different, if anything it'll grind down on you worse that you had to pay for something that every other guy your age gets for free

>>38041694

They will almost definitely know what you are up to if you ask to head out on your own in the sex tourism capital of the world.

fancy a subway after work, but all that choice gets me flapping. seen a chicken n chorizo melt. do i have to say what bread and that or is it a set thing. only been once before and just ordered what an anon had reccomended.

>>38041766
this. bring your dad with you to the brothel so they don't suspect anything

what specific factor of the NEET lifestyle causes permanent tiredness? i have no energy constantly, and even going outside for an hour leaves me feeling like i need to collapse into bed for a nap

is it diet? lack of exercise? lack of sun? what can i do to not feel so tired all th etime

>>38041630
He's taken some of my teasing too seriously before. I can't "take the piss" anymore, because subtlety is not his strong point.

However, it's not just that.

We were sat down watching a movie, and I was feeling affectionate, so I sat behind him on the couch so I could wrap my arms around from behind.

He wasn't happy about it. Said I was being "distracting", made an audible "huff" sound and pushed me away. All I just wanted was a cuddle whilst we watched. I didn't even speak a word because I know he hates that during tv/movies..

I'd say he wasn't into me anymore, but he's the type who would tell me right to my face if he wanted things to end.

>>38041782
He could making it a father-son bonding moment if they play share-a-slag.

accidentally deleted my phone rom haha
forgot how I set it up the first time, oh well

fed up of having a penis, its so distracting

>>38041796
Either you're too clingy or he's just a miserable bastard. Just end it already

>>38039206
I started to meet myself with a girl after 20 years of my life.

I meet her from time to time and she started to touch me more and more.

Yesterday i was sitting with her on the couch and she kind of cuddeld with me?
Anyways is this a sign?

She starts to touch me more and more and she told me that she really really like me and so do i.

What sould be my next steps to not die as a virgin?

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only made 800 quid this month lads

>>38041938
Are you even English

>>38041938
You'll need to make the first move. If she's cuddling up to you she probably wants to you escalate it a bit. Go for a cheeky kiss lad next time you're with her

>>38041963
Originally Baghdad but I've lived here for years.

Any tips?

>>38041945
How much were you hoping for/expecting?

>>38041977
Fuck back off to Shitistan.

>>38041945
>only
>800
try functioning on 250

>>38041972
So i should go for a kiss next time?
We hold hands too.

Am i full retarded?

>>38041998
i don't know lad im a virgin im just speculating wahey. all i know is i've had the same opportunities as you and i fucked it up by not doing anything.

>>38040281
>>38040281
Clearly you missed the joke bucko

>>38041980
like 1000-1100
after tax I got like 760

supposed to be saving for uni but I need a new phone/new clothes, and there are a lot of games I wanna buy, and I need to start doing my own shopping since my parents don't get enough and buy shit

>>38040403
it's true

surprised she didn't get any orbiters when she posted her foot

if i stay alive ill have another 60 years of hell if i kms ill ruin my families lives. catch 22 haha

I'm sick of watching porn on my phone, where's the best place to buy cheap laptops.

Porn is literally all it will be used for.

>>38042089
ebay
just buy a cheap thinkpad

>>38042089
I'll sell you a decent notebook for 250 quid, 200 if you let me leave a decent sized load of semen on the lid.

>>38042089
Get yourself a thinkpad x60
Got mine 60 quid on ebay
Gets the job done

>>38041945

> tfw get paid 2k tomorrow

I've got fuck all to buy, it's just growing in the bank. I don't know why I slave.

>>38042059
We're benders, and prison gays

Neither of those groups like ftm trannies

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wabadubdub

>>38042055
tax free allowance is 11500, 760 after tax doesn't sound right. You sure your tax code is right?

>>38042133
I will obliterate you from the physical plane

>>38042117

Can I have half so I can move out and not go stir crazy?

>>38042089
you can pick up a used laptop for like 10bong on gumtree

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>>38042123
A boy (female) is a reverse trap, silly.

>>38042097
>>38042108

Cheers, will have a look.

>>38042104

I said cheap

What site would you buy clothes from, lads?

No jacamo and i'm not looking for girls' (male) clothes.

sole tyre

>>>/o/

>>38042196
yoox

originally

>>38042162

Only if you do half my job, might help me avoid the impending heart attack from stress.

>got bored and convinced some dude on a messaging app that he convinced a lesbian chick to fuck her step bro to get her to stop annoying him and delete her nudes.
Still don't even get why I did it.

>>38042196
Asos, Scotts, Brown bag clothing, MnM direct.

>>38042196
Mostly Asos (got the premier delivery even) and sometimes Amazon and Ebay if I'm browsing on there for other stuff and see something nice/cheap. Last clothes I bought were some t-shirts from Uniqlo and they're alright.

>>38042226

I'm just not sure I have enough free time to wank off one-thousand men, soz lad.

>>38042059
>forgetting the pissy trousers meme

You aren't fooling anyone

>>38042214
It's like chad's personal clothes shopping site.

i start my four days in a row retail slog tomorrow and i can't even enjoy my night because i keep remembering that i have to wake up at 8am

>>38042277
Like when Sunday night meant school was the next day

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Why is it called 'menopause' when it doesn't resume afterwards

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>>38042144
hah sorry lad forgot where we were. here you go

>>38041777
You ask for the bread lad, italian herbs and cheese is the only right choice

>>38042196
I just buy shirts from concerts then jeans from Amazon.

>>38042246
>asos
>go to site
>check mens' clothes
>literally all the male models are niggers
Oy vey, lad.

>>38042196
Sports direct
Got a decent pair of jeans in there the other day for 15 quid

>>38042293
exactly, ughhhhh, and i have to wear a uniform at work as well so it's exactly the same thing except you sit down a lot more at school baka lad

>>38041938

She's probably a whore.
Enjoy being cuckolded, snackyboi.

saw a babby today all decked out in an addidas tracksuit. poor thing has no chance.

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>>38042277
>waking up at 08:00

mate I wake up at 06:00 to get to my 09:00 shift at the call centre

sometimes I have to do the 8-4 shift which entails getting up at 5AM

>>38041020
ten twenty fore buddy

>>38042297
>check the website
>STILL no hardcore anal videos

"She's" gonna be too old to do this shit soon.

>>38042196
Uniqlo tbqh, never had such a comfy 5 quid shirt, I only wear basic plain shirts anyways so uniqlo is based in that regard

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>>38042253

Fucking brutal. He'll have tears when wanking off the blokes, and then they'll use those tears as lube.

>>38042273
I don't use it to buy everything, it's best to just lurk the sales for nice pieces.

>>38042329
get a load of this nonce lads, stop creeping on kids please

>>38042348

kys frogposter, I was just having a laugh.

>>38042196
primark because its not that far away and i'm poor

>>38042354
Rightly or badly the aim of the bonsai security forces the system to check if yee dont get it git it and blame the sys.

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>>38042368

A laugh, a laugh! Oh my, the thought of the act, so wonderful.

I may join you in laughing, friend.

>another normiebook acquaintance just got engaged
>another one was posting baby stuff

Normies really do live in another world, I haven't even had my first kiss yet.

>>38042334
>working at a call centre
why would you do that to yourself, lad? aren't they basically just depression factories where you go to worsen your mental illness?

>>38042328
She never had a boyfriend and never meet herself with boys because she thought she is ugly as fuck.

>>38042298
think i got hearty italian last time. will just go with that.
only 20 min left now. just enoughtime tol let this anxiety attack pass.got a sweat on as well desu. hope there's nobody in there or i'm off to maccy Ds

>>38042459

You keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better.
Be sure to clean up after Chad now.

Ebin how goes your dota/overwatch games.

>north of england, most industrialised
>north of france, most industrialised
>north of italy, most industrialised
>north of germany, most industrialised
>north of usa, most industrialised
what did industry mean by this

>>38042526
South is warmer and better for agriculture.

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Have to do coursework to hand in by tonight and have a banging headache and cold. It's only the first day aswell meaning it's going to be shitter tomorrow for work and ruin my weekend.

>>38042339
but there's lots of videos of her getting fucked

>>38042573
They're all pathetic. Her boyfriend/husband is a shit lay, and his dick looks like a burn victims.

There's no vid with her being destroyed. They're borderline softcore

Instead we have a billion wanking videos and some blowjob ones.

>>38042526

Southerners = fannies.

>>38042602
Sounds like you want to see a horsecock-shaped dragondildo destroy that hole.

That's horrible, lad.

>>38042652

Sounds like a very specific accusation to level.

That's telling, lad.

>>38042652
Nah, just some actual porn star with a proper dick who knows how to fuck on camera.

I want to see her anally destroyed.

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>>38042523
suicidal lad

>>38042713
don't we all lad, don't we all

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>text message on phone
>hopefully something interesting
>oh its just someone trying to sell me weed again

>>38042713
What happened in your latest games

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>The primary goal of attending the marriage market is for parents to find a suitable partner for their child. The standards of finding the right match may be based upon (but not limited to) age, height, job, income, education, family values, Chinese zodiac sign, and personality. All of this information is written on a piece of paper, which is then hung upon long strings among other parents' advertisements for their children. The parents walk around chatting with other parents to see if there is a harmonious fit only after their children's standards are met.

>>38042802
Same shit as always, no fun at all

quitting after this game

Mum just heard me crying, lads.

>>38042829
Why you crying lad?

>at the pet shop looking at stuff for my dog
>get to the section with all natural products
>deer antlers
>buffalo horns
>pigs feet
>full deer tracheae

didnt even know you could buy this kind of stuff lads. decided to get him an antler and some venison sausages (dat 50% protein) and he loved them

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>>38042862
Old catto's on her deathbed. I dunno why I'm still like this, I've experienced death lots of times.

>Grandad died
>Nan died
>Cousin had a massive heartattack and died
>Step-grandad died
>2 other cats have died
>Goldfish died
>Guinea pig died
>Saw a random lady get obliterated by a car when I was a teen

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>it's a go to sleep early so you don't have to feel anything for a few hours episode

These are becoming too commonplace!

>>38042824
dota?
blxblx

Any nerds in Hastings wanna hang out and play vidya with an oldfag?

>>38042713
ebin your should start a twitch stream

you don't have to use a voice or anything but I would watch your gameplay

>r9k has it's own rapper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMn1hzSP-V4&t=29s

>>38043050
wtf i think i know this guy in real life

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Visit Hong Kong for a few days

but don't get any ideas

>>38042999
>it's a racist lying attention whore fucks off to /soc/ instead of posting his shit here

Wish it was commonplace!

Walked into the office today to see the people I sit next to all sat together talking about something, all look up at once, see me, stop talking, look at each other then go back to their desks. I ask what's up and they say nothing.

Now I'm not being paranoid here right, they were talking about me right?

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TRADE POOOINT
TRADE POOOINT
ONE STOP
GET THE LOT
TRADE POOOINT

>>38043058
He sounds like a yank

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>>38043004
yeah dota
>>38043040
I just sperg out constantly

>>38043040
Good shout desu. Do it Ebin, I'll give you plenty of real time (yous)

>>38043078
You should have demanded an explanation, you pussy. Stand up for yourself, jeez.

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>>38042447
I need to get a job so my family would treat me like a human being again

>>38043121
You'd make things way worse if you just start shouting in the middle of the office. Look like a major tard if they weren't actually talking about you too, could've been talking about something they didn't think you should hear.

>>38043086
What does pot of greed do again?

welp subway shut even though cunts in there. looked a right twat smashing myself off the locked door. roadtie laughing at me from behind the counter. good job mc Ds is next to it. fucking gutted about subway. anxiety attack for nowt.

>>38043094
I just stopped playing dota. It's a great game with a good community if you pick the right people to play with, but I just felt like I wasn't improving.

But as for you.

Don't feel bad about spending time on it, eventually you'll just grow tired of it and leave with no regrets.

>>38042999

Just keep doing what you need to do and the good times will come around, Tilde.

Should i move to London

>>38043157
Doesn't it let you draw two cards?

>>38043157
Cracking deals.

mafe

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>>38043168
>Don't feel bad about spending time on it

I've already wasted way too long on it, im just suffering from sunk cost fallacy at this point

>>38043181
if you need to be there, yes
I you don't then no

>>38043121
Strong autism
bl

>>38043176
He's not doing anything
He's destroying his body and his personality is pure cancer
He should leave this place and try to get better

>>38043182
I thought it was three cards?

>>38043208
mate drinking a beer with the lads long enough for the wind to blow all the cans over with bless this meeting.