Red apples and better than Green apples

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>when someone says me apples and not good

>>38038828
Nah, red apples are not as crisp, and that's what matters the most to me. If there's one thing I hate, it's a mealy apple.

>>38038880
Red apples can be crisp, dumbass

>>38038828
But that's fucking wrong you fucking retard. Green apples have a better crunch and are just that right blend of sour and sweet. Read apples always feel soggy when you eat them and they're too sweet. You much be a literal faggot to unironically like red apples. I hope you die of AIDS poisoning

>>38038928
Kill yourself fucking retard, green apples are watery mushy sour shit

>>38038880
Try Pink Ladies or galas- they very rarely become mealy.
If you're only familiar with red delicious because you're in a ghetto or something, those are fucking terrible.

Red apples are the best.
Have never tried pink lady apples though.

>>38038984
Those sucks duck.

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>he doesn't of the nectarine

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>>38039002
Try Jazz apples

Usually smaller than your average but they have a great crunch and sweet taste

I assume you're american and eat this kind of GMO fucking trash if you think red apples are shit

>>38039002
try jazz apples, super crisp and juicy

>>38038969
>Being a red apple cuck
I bet you like the taste of nigger cocks as well.
> green apples are...sour
Too much for you? Poor little cuck.

>>38038988
>used to eat lunch in homeroom while working on school projects and shit
>TA noticed I was all alone
>would hang out and talk with me
>give me pink lady apple slices
>once just fed me by hand (looking back she may have wanted the d)

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>>38039082
TA? is that teacher assistant? how old was she and how old were you at the time? was she a qt?

>>38038828
True, but the green ones are good for you.

I still remember the diet my nutricionist gave me

>lot's of fruits
>Imokwiththis.jpg
>except
>ohshit.rar
>red apples, grapes, banana, strawberries and you know any fruit that doesn't taste like shit.

>>38039302
Teacher's assistant, yeah. She was around 26 and I was 14. She was pretty cute apart from a big forehead.

>>38039915
why the fuck would she want your 14 year old autistic cock

>>38038828
I feel that red apples often don't have a very complex flavor profile a some what overbearing sweetness not to mention a likeley mushy and grainy mouthfeel.

Green apples (when ripe) have a delicate sweetness balanced by a medium tartness, combined with a crisp and texture and juicy bite you have a very satisfactory experience.

>>38040718
kys retard faggot desu

>>38040553
Well, she hand-fed me, which was weird, like her fingers touched my lips and shit.
She was a lonely weirdo too.

Red apples are the niggers of fruit

Watermelon is the best apple.

>not eating superior white apples
Lmaoing @ ur life kiddo

>>38038828
Kurva anyatok
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