Fembots, what was your father like? Was he a chad? Did you have

>>38032438
that pic iscute
it's porn isn't it

He was always the gentle giant type. All of 6'5" and just huge. He had this deep bellowing voice that used to make me vibrate if I was laying on his chest. He was always really sweet to me and used to carry me to bed every night up until his death when I was 14. He was shot by people trying to rob his auto shop.

I didn't want him to fuck me no, and I'm not a DDLG but I have a thing for huge guys that give great hugs and have hands so big they can wrap around mine with room for 5 passengers.

>>38032637
That's interesting. My dad died when I was 13. Fricked me up now I'm here.

He's a good father. Works a lot but we get along pretty well. Talk every day if possible.

I've never had a close relationship with him, and I'm not ddlg per se but I want to be a loli and be taken care of yet I'm more of a nurturing mommy type, it's odd.

>>38033257
>tfw no neet loli mommy gf

>>38032637
fucking hell, is this how women look at their fathers? I fucking pray I don't have one and if I do she's going to get tough love and play soccer. This fairy princess relationship with your fucking FATHER is disgusting

He's a cool guy but I'm sure he wanted to have a son. Gave up after the third daughter and just made my little sister do lots of boy stuff.

>>38032438
he never lived with my mum and me, when he was in his 20s he was a massive drug addict and alcoholic. Hes sober now and visits every now and then, we dont have a amazing relationship but its pretty good all the same.

also he wanted to abort me and my sister

He's an okay guy who smokes weed. Never really had a stable job, but he was always there and loving to me and my brother. He and my mom are still married and their relationship is... fine. Not fantastic, but fine.

I'm MILD ddlg.

>>38033257
You can be taken care of by your guy and in turn you can take care of your at kids

>>38033567
Qt kids* fuck me

I hate phones

>>38033567
>>38033584
You are right, I wish my family didn't frown upon being a housewife.

>>38033621
Why do they frown upon it?

>>38033394
That's literally all father daughter relationships. You're his little princess. It's not sexual and it's not weird. He spoils you rotten and protects you.

>>38033651
According to them I need to be a stronk independent woman.

>>38033739
Are you too afraid to go against them? You should live your life how you want

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>>38032438
He was a cyborg
He probably died hating me because I was, by all means, a downgrade from both my mom and him.

>>38033905
What do you mean by this?

Originally

>>38032438
My father is a good man, but I used to be terrified of him as a child because he had a loud voice.

>Was he a chad?
I don't think you can apply this to real people.

>Did you have an Electra complex?
No, I used to have nightmares that he was a giant spider trying to kill me and didn't want to see him.

>Are you a ddlg
No.

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>>38033914
At my age, my mom was an honor roll studentat a university. My father was in a band, travelling around the country in a tour.
I'm just an aspirationless NEET slob who can't even hold a minimum wage job for a year.
It's no doubt he would be rolling in his grave right now.

>>38033953
>all those grammar and spacing errors
I cannot english

>>38033953
You can do it anon. Don't feel bad.

>>38032459
No, it's a drawing made by some 12 year old girl that has a fetish for guys in uniform.

>what was your father like?
he is the definition of nice

i'm a lazy fuck up but he still doesn't pass judgement and still wants what's best for me

>Was he a chad?
he's too awkward to be a chad, but at the same time too confident to be a robot

>Did you have an Electra complex?
No, I liked robin from teen titans and sailor moon

>Are you a ddlg?
Not really, masturbating to this always feels like repenting for some kind of Freudian guilt

He's pretty great. He's quite old-fashioned and quick to judge a lot of things but he's still a cool dude. I know he was married before he married my mom but other than that I don't know how much of a Chad he was? I did have an Electra complex to an extent because I didn't really like my mom. Lastly, no, I don't want to fuck my dad.

>>38034303
That's how I feel about masturbating to basically anything.

>>38032438
>was he a chad
No he's fine, just a typical dad ig. He plays 007 and watches the same movie every weekend
>Electra complex?
Nah
>ddlg
No

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>>38033716
Yep, this is probably why most women are at useless, they get a free pass for everything and aren't raised to toughen up like boys.
Easymode since their female innocence works on teachers too.

Don't get me wrong, boys these days are not exactly raised to toughen up, BUT because they don't have a free pass they still get tougher than most women. I say most women because not all women are raised to be bitches, rare as fuck though.


If you aren't a waste of fresh air then you don't have some full-blown ddlg fetish.

Women with a ddlg fetish weren't treated like a princess by their dad's, they were never taught to do anything or the value of earning stuff.

Like your dad, you were his princess, but he likely didn't raise you to be a fucking faggot and he was your rolemodel so you aren't okay with floating through life as a manipulating sex doll, which is what ddlg fetishist females are.

>>38032637
That's sweet anon. Sorry about his tragic death.

>>38034989
>plays 007 and watches the same movie every weekend
thanks for reminding me I'm getting old fembots

>>38034989
Forgot to describe. He's alright, just an old fart who likes to play mini golf and talk about politics. He'll disown you if you have an opinion he doesn't agree with.

>>38032438
>what was your father like?

Verbally abusive, anger problems etc. strangled my mum a couple of times but died when I was young.

>Was he a chad?
6'2'', not a chad but the pics ive seen of him when he was younger were average.

> Did you have an Electra complex?
fuck no, he gave me anxiety over male figures for years.

>Are you a ddlg
I'm into femdom kek

>>38035008
Sorry dad

ori

>>what was your father like?

Pretty much flawless? I don't think I ever really "hated" him even during puberty we got along great.

>>Was he a chad?

Pretty much.

>>Did you have an Electra complex?

I'm closer to my dad than I am to my mother, but I don't dislike her. Its just that we are very different from each other. In recent years I tried to get closer to her though

>>Are you a ddlg

No

>>38032438
yeah i guess my dad was a Chad in his teen years, got married early (22) then my mom divorced him when i was 13 lmao.

he favors my brothers and its been like that my whole life so my brothers probably think of him differently than i do
but i only see him like once a year for christmas when i come over from uni

electra complex? 100% no

ddlg? 110% no

biological dad was a bad dad, 100% Chad
stepfather was a great dad besides being a pedophile, even more Chad

no Electra complex

i will always be a little girl but cgl is creepy

>>38032438
My dad was lovely and kind, an old hippy, not a Chad and I don't have an Electra complex or a DDLG fetish. Just a good relationship with my parents.

If he fathered you he was a chad

>zero femanons itt with ddlg

have we been lied to? I thought every girl was ddlg with shitloads of daddy issues

>>38035314
they just won't admit it

>>38033527
>their relationship is... fine
What do you mean? A lot of conflicts?

>>38035352
If anything I have mommy issues desu

>>38035262
>biological dad was a bad
>stepfather was a great dad
lol he got cucked hard

>>38033527
Bremerhaven?

>>38035357
No. They fight around once every month or so but nothing all that serious. When I was younger they'd have 'I'm leaving you' tier of fights, but they got a lot happiness (my mom got on mood stabilisers which probably had a lot to do with it, she's a lot happier now). They just aren't lovey-dovey.

>>38035314
Hey, I'm mild ddlg. Choke me, call you daddy, I'll be your footstool and kitten type stuff. I don't like a lot of really degrading stuff. I accidentally watched facial abuse once and almost threw up.

I just don't have a lot of daddy issues.

I think one of the reasons I like to call guys 'daddy' is that my mom use to call my dad that around me, and I thought it was sweet. You know how like your parents would refer to each other as 'mom' and 'dad' around their kids so they'd know who they are talking about?

>>38035739
>They just aren't lovey-dovey
I feel you. My parents arent affectionate too, i mean they're together but it's more on a mental level than physical one. I guess that's why i have fear of intimacy because it's so foreign concept to me.

>>38032637
was it niggers who shot him?

>>38035760
>I guess that's why i have fear of intimacy because it's so foreign concept to me.
I guess it's lust vs... making it work? You have the people who just seem to live in the same house as each other, but that's not my parents. They do a ton of stuff together, they watch their favorite shows together, they both like landscaping and shit. I just never see them kiss or anything romantic.

But I don't think it's a bad thing. I imagine if my parents were divorcees going from some affair with a ton of sex to another, it would have been a far unhealthier thing to learn about relationships.

It's just that it's so much rarer now, so now people with their parents still together with what I would call healthier ideas of relationships are the minority.

I NEED A GF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
originili

>>38032438
He wasn't a chad, he's 5'4 and physically weaker than my mom. Unfortunately, I'm not doing myself any (freudian) favors by preferring short, weak guys. Even if there is any hint of an electra complex behind that, I prefer not to think about it, I'd never call anyone daddy in bed, it's an instant turn-off.

>>38035869
>I guess it's lust vs... making it work?
I mean there's almost none of physical affection. My parents are actually very different (like day and night) but it seems to be working for 27 years. Too bad there's little guidance from them because they also have unresolved problems.

>>38035884
Ur mommy has good taste desu

>>38035884
>the reluctant lg

you'll be in for some shit if you manage to find a 5'4 whos daddy as fuck, just wait

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Do girls like fat and tall?

>>38036141
Nobody except fetishists likes fat.

>>38035858
asking the real and oregional questions

>>38032438
>what was your father like?
Nice, goofy, understanding, respectable
He's a hard guy not to like, and overall I think a great dad
>Was he a chad?
He's always had a few friends, never a lot
And him and my mom have been together practically forever, so I don't really know how he is with girls
>Did you have an Electra complex?
Yea
>Are you a ddlg
A little bit, I'm too insecure about things that I won't act like I child

>>38036141
maybe if you're bear enough for
>>38032637

>>38032438
He was a charming, friendly man with a deep voice who could sing like an opera star. He loved all of us kids and I only really remembering his laughing and smiling.
A driver ran a stop sign and killed him when I was 11. My older brothers helped raise me.
No electra complex, no ddlg. I just like men with deep voices.

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He was 10 years older than my mother and would regularly slap her around infront of his kids whilst we cried and pleaded with him to stop.
It took him impregnated my mother 4 times before deciding he didn't really want to be a father, began cheating on her and then skipped out on my entire family when I was 3.
He later returned and destroyed my mothers haberdashery business (like physically tore up the shop and destroyed all the sewing machines) and my mother couldn't afford to replace them so she ended up having to prostitute herself as an escort in order to continue putting food in our mouths and pay the mortgage so we didn't end up homeless.
After my mother saved up enough money to take us all on our very first holiday, we returned to find our house completely destroyed. Paint spread across the walls, soil spread over the carpets, bannister ripped from the stairs, toys smashed, photos burned.
He avoided ever having to pay child support by ensuring he was never employed and in all my life I only ever received one birthday present from him. A mini soap and towel he stole from a hotel and mailed to me when I was 9. The towel had the hotel's name embroidered on it.
When I turned 18 and he was no longer obligated to pay child support he contacted me after suddenly deciding he wanted a relationship with his children (what a coincidence). I told him to fuck off and he launched into expletives and began ranting about how he never believed I was his kid anyway because my sisters all have really light blonde hair whilst mine is mousey blonde lmao
Im 22 now and 6 months ago he contacted me saying that he has terminal prostate cancer and not long to live, how he wants to see me one last time before he passes. I told him that he has to live with the consequences of the decisions he made and that I've no interest in meeting him.

He died 2 weeks ago entirely alone and I have no regrets. Safe to say my opinion on men as a whole is pretty low thanks to him and others.

>>38036259
>bear enough
Sadly i'm just fat without overall hairiness and muscle.

>>38033739
Then be stronk and independent by doing what YOU want and telling them to stick it

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>>38036228
Does your name start with an L and are you smol?

>>38036282
>I've no interest in meeting him.
That's a bit too much. I mean he is an asshole but deny seeing him one last time is just outright cruel.

My dad is awesome. He wasn't around to spend time with me much because he worked his ass off in a shop for my family. He would be gone before I woke up and came home tired/covered in oil at 6pm every night. He was always awkward with affection and was usually the "bad guy" parent. Now than I'm 22 we are closer than we've ever been, since he's retired and has more time to be himself. I call him just to say hi, we play the same 3DS games, we talk about what we're growing, I pretend to care about baseball, and I just love my dad. I'm happy I had my parents' healthy relationship modeled for me. My parents are both socially awkward and have one set of friends but they are nice people and I think they raised me to be one too

>>38035262
>biological dad was a bad dad, 100% >chad stepfather was a great dad
>besides being a pedophile

Okay you can't just make a post like this and not expand. Your mother willingly dated a paedophile? He never tried to assault you? How do you even know about this?

>>38036315
Dude beat her mother around the block, fucked out of her life and decided to not support them in any way, and then he gets all repenting because of ass cancer?
Fuck no, I'd be dancing on his grave if I was her.

>>38036282
So, you are saying your mother was terrible at picking a husband. Never got the police involved and managed to fuck up big time by finding the slimiest, most violent douchebag to father you. Then given your "opinion on men as a whole" being low because of him and others you replicated said behaviour and banged a bunch of similar guys?

But hey, on the positive side. You basically got a glimpse into how most women act and behave on the regular by zeroing in on the first men around. Good job, carry on!

>>38036026
>short weak girly guy who is daddy as fuck
Seems kinda unlikely to me, anon.

>>38036282
>father is an asshole
>fuck all men!!!

Yeah, fuck you too roastie. Go work with your mom.

Fembots, what was your father like?
Sexist, ignorant, cheated on my mum, anger issues. Tried his best to be a good father, but given his character he spoiled me using money we couldn't afford to spend (which mum earned, by the way), and was too controlling. The disappointment was clear when it started to show I was neurotic and bookish instead of extroverted and athletic. I don't know, I don't think he should be a dad, and I wish he got out of my life when I was younger.
Was he a chad?
Worse, a Brad.
Did you have an Electra complex?
Absolutely not. I pitied mum for not divorcing him and putting up with his shit.
Are you a ddlg
I guess so. The type I like isn't like my dad at all though, and it's not like he didn't play an active role as a father in my life, so I don't know what's up with that. Like, he's tall skinny and hard, but gentle fat daddies get me the fuck off.

>>38036326
>Your mother willingly dated a paedophile?
of course not, it was a secret
>He never tried to assault you?
he dry-humped me, made me jerk him off, flirted with me and showed me porn but thats it
>How do you even know about this?
guess

>>38036315
I think it was crueler of him to break into his child's house and destroy all of their toys and burn all of their baby photos ensuring that we'd never have any photos of us as kids.
I think it was crueler of him to force his entire family to live in poverty for the entirety of their lives and reducing his wife to prostitution all because he didn't fancy being a father after he'd already made 4 kids. You're an idiot and if you'd lived the life I have because of him you wouldn't have any sympathy either. Everything bad that's ever happened to me in my life including being raped when I was 11 all happened because of him. I hope he died miserable and in pain.

>>38036337
All i'm saying just to meet him one (1) last time. There was no inclination about forgiving.

>>38036382
I don't think he deserves that.

>>38036296
Yes, now go away anon

>>38036378
>including being raped when I was 11 all happened because of him
Did he raped you?

>>38036339
My mother was 17 and working as a cashier at a Kwiksave when this charming, old man suddenly began pursuing her relentless, convinced her he'd love and take care of her before making 4 children with her and fucking off. The police did get involved in both incidences and were unable to prosecute because of lack of evidence.

>then given your "opinion on men as a whole" being low because of him and others you replicated said behaviour and banged a bunch of similar guys?

lmao what, I've been with the same man I lost my virginity to at 15. Dude's my fucking soulmate. Keep projecting those damaged fee-fees though little neckie :^)

>>38032438
>what was your father like?
Good man, musician who influenced me to be a musician too, drank a bit too much beer but not a mean drunk or anything
>was he a chad?
Not a full-blown chad but certainly not a robot. He was semi-popular and managed to get my mom who was a solid 8/10 back in the day.
>electra complex
No, never tried to "compete" with mom.
>are you a ddlg
No, that shit's disgusting. My reaction would be warmer if a guy wanted to call me mommy in bed.

>>38036439
>some random old guy walks in and fucks your 17 year old mom

Your mom is just as responsible for the life you lived as he is.

>>38036460
>My reaction would be warmer if a guy wanted to call me mommy in bed.
are you more into shy and timid guys?

>>38036462
You faggots are just never able to admit that a man could ever commit wrong are you, and all because little Stacey wouldn't suck your peen when you were 16 toppest of keks. And I thought I had problems.

>>38036373
So both you and your mother dated the same guy for a time then?
>>38036378
Unless he brought the guy who raped you in or sold you out. No, that one is on your mother. Your parents were horrible people who made horrible decisions. Deal with it. Maybe neck yourself because you are so damaged nothing good will ever come of you.

>>38033716
Don't misuse the word literally. My father raised me as he did my brother and did not coddle or overprotect me which made me more responsible and self-sufficcient. I'm thankful he didn't view me as a little princess in need of 24/7 protection.

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>>38036486
>made me more responsible and self-sufficcient
>I'm a strong independent woman!

>>38036439
>being raped at 11
>losing virginity at 15
That does not compute. And your mother is completely responsible for her choices. She made horrible choices and you suffered for it. Sure he sounds like the worse party by a mile. She however was not guiltless in any of this. Both your parents fucked you over big time. You're a broken hateful mess nobody needs or wants.

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>>38036483
Guess it could have been worse though, I could have had a wonderfully secure life like yours with 0 problems and somehow still managed to end up a bitter, stinking NEET like your person.
For all my troubles I turned out pretty fucking fantastically. I have to wonder what your actual excuse it, besides a crippling lack of inhibition and absence of spine.

>>38036509
was about to call this out, fucking larpers cant keep their stories straight for like 3 posts

>>38036509
>both your parents fucked you over
Yeah, my mother fucked me over by prostituting herself to ensure we didn't end up homeless or in care homes and then working 2-3 jobs whilst we were kids just to raise us. I'm sorry your own mother looks down upon you as a failed excuse for a man but please don't take it out on me :(

>>38036481
You do, the guy you're responding to isn't even saying your father wasn't a slimy piece of shit. He's merely pointing out that your mother taught it was a grand idea to have 4 children with that slimy piece of shit in the first place. She actively contributed and brought about the situation you grew up in. If anything, you should hate both your parents, just her a tad less.

>>38036527
In my country rape is classed as unconsented penetration with an object, it doesn't have to be a dick.

>>38036360
What's your grandfather on your mothers side like?

>>38036533
I guess you don't understand how abusive relationships work then and you're probably too unintelligent for me to explain it to you in a way that would have any impact on you.

Just admit that you hate women because your repulsive personality has always repelled us :>

>>38036546
and in most countries a virgin has a hymen, unless you lose it on accident horseback riding then you lost your virginity to a beer bottle or whatever got tossed up there

>>38036481

Umm, no sweetie, your mom made bad decisions that she and you paid the cost for. It's the equivalent of women getting BTFO by that ex-convict Chad they brought into their house.

Your dad is a fuck up but your mom is a fuck up too.

>she 17 and fucks some random old guy
>has not 1 but 4 kids with him
>all that abuse and nothing happens
>prostitutes herself (roastie gonna roast)

Face it, her poor choices are what caused your suffering. It takes two to fuck up and your mom was a willing participant.

>>38036513
Accuses other people of projecting, projects herself. Roastie logic is awesome. You also fucked up by claiming you were raped (somehow because of him) at 11 and then lost your virginity at 15 to a guy you're supposedly still with.
>>38036530
Bitch please, your mother is a whore. Always was, always will be. She did not do it for you, she did it because she herself fucked up and couldn't manage to land a decent guy or job. Then again, a whores daughter is a whore herself. You will always be the daughter of a worthless piece of trash anyone could have sex with for a miniscule ammount of money.

Was she the one who sold you out for your supposed rape at 11, telling you it's the fault of your father as that guy rutted on you?

>>38036572
Her mother is also a whore and supposedly let her be raped at 11 under her charge. The Larper/roastie refuses to go into detail but wanna bet it was some guy her mother got with?

Unless she wanted to pass on the family business!

>>38036569
>and in most countries a virgin has a hymen
I don't think you understand how a hymen works then. They can regrow after abstaining from sex for a prolonged period. The presence of a hymen is absolutely not an indicator of virginity.

>unless you lose it on accident horseback riding
lmao, lost it? Did it fall out of her pocket? WHERE DID IT GO.

>>38036141
Do guys like fat and short?

>>38036568
Remember, you're Larping as a roastie. Unless you are going for Dunning Krueger here you might want to tone down your attempts at playing smart. Roasties in general are not particularly bright.

And stop calling yourself a woman. You're a lot of things but not a woman. You're a whores daughter, if not a whore yourself. You are the bottom of the barrel. The refuse of society. A worthless bastard that got railed at 11 because her fucked up mother didn't care enough to be around to prevent it or wanted the quick bucks the guy paid. American trailer park trash would be a step up from you. Stop pretending to be human.

Abusive fuckhead

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>>38036581
>you also fucked up by claiming you were raped (somehow because of him) at 11 and then lost your virginity at 15 to a guy you're supposedly still with.

What is >>38036546

I'm grinning so hard at my computer rn because you genuinely think you're hurting me but all I see is a raging NEET with a weight problem fervently hammering away at his computer with his pork digits because I called him out on his insecurities and it hit him right in the realities. It's too hot in here though and I'm all sweaty now so it's time for me to go shower. Just FYI I'm closing this window and I won't see whatever it is you're typing to me but I know you're going to respond anyway because you're just that upset aren't you?

Have a nice day sitting inside your room at your computer Anon, same as what you do every other day :^) x

>>38036634
>fat and short?
I'm into skinny ones.
t. fat guy

>>38036483
>So both you and your mother dated the same guy for a time then?
yep

>>38036550
He was actually amazing. I'd say he was a strong father figure. Supportive of my interests, would take me out daily etc etc. He was, by literal definition, a good man. But I want a soft daddy, like i said.

>>38036439
>17
>not able to make her own choices
looks like we have to go back to the old days and have women owned by their fathers until they are 25 or something because bitches are retarded and can't make decent decisions

>>38036658
>Totes not contradicting myself
>Totes dont care
>Flees thread
What did she mean by this?

>>38036634

Are you into fat, short guys?

And the answer is nope, no woman is, so I'm glad gross fat women get rejected.

>>38036732

He's a larper, no woman uses a Widowmaker reaction image.

>>38036767
I know one, she's a black xir though. Mostly keep her as friend because she rages a lot on steam, like all the time and it's funny. So it might be a dyke or some other trash. Basically a manlet in a defective body.

>>38036749
I would say that women are more attracted to fatter guys than guys are attracted to fatter girls.

Like 'dad bod' is a big thing in women right now...

Is it wrong that I want to snatch her, lock her up in my basement and basically mutilate her with razors on the regular before fucking her. Then locking her in the darkness.

Also, anyone an idea how hard it would be to keep a girl alive under such conditions. I doubt the constant cutting and blood letting would be good for her and stuff might get infected and one couldn't exactly take her to a doctor.

>>38036601
Lose it the same way you lose things in a fire, sorry you don't have a good grasp on the english language I'll try and dumb it down for you.

Now these articles might have some big words in them, but try and bear with me

http://www.lehmiller.com/blog/2015/1/29/sex-question-friday-is-it-possible-for-a-woman-to-become-a-virgin-again

This is the only article I can find that isn't a non-medical professional giving anecdotal advice.

I'll keep talking about the hymen debate when you can bring me some medical professionals with sources saying otherwise.

The point is though, even if it grows back you're still not a virgin, its not like hymen = virgin, once its broken for the first time even if you have a mutant vagina where it grows back its still not the original, and you're still used goods

>>38036714
I'm more curious if he was a big soft daddy, and your daddy fetish is secretly a grandaddy fetish

>>38036476
Yeah i'm attracted to femininity in general. Feminine women and men are great, and they are usually shy and timid.

>>38036634
yes, a lot of them do.

>>38036864
>Feminine women and men are great, and they are usually shy and timid.
Please dont say that you have meme bi sexuality?

>>38036503
Can't even be independent without being made into a meme these days. Post 2007 internet was a mistake.

>>38036837
Girl cant even masturbate, ride horses or do sports anymore without being called used goods. by your definition, lesbians who just eat pussy and get eaten are virgins because they have hymens? Girls who suck chad every weekend are virgins but not girls who have never spoken to a boy but masturbates once a week?

>>38036874
Yeah i do. Can't help it. Women are pretty, men are pretty. I'm more attracted to women though since there are more feminine women than there are feminine men.

>>38036634
For some reason these are the only women who are into me but they disgust me. Skinny and tall is where it's at and that's the way most guys think.

>>38036926
I wish you would pay attention, if you could please reread this post of mine (I know its got to be a pretty long read for you): >>38036569. Note where I said:
>unless you lose it on accident horseback riding

Oral sex in general always causes people to start making up a bunch of weird 'rules' about virginity, and they're mostly all semantics so I'd rather not get bogged down in them.
If you want to know, girls who've sucked dick are basically half-virgins in my opinion, they're not used goods like an empty crumpled up soda can, but they're like an opened soda can that you think was maybe yours? But the can is like, two hours old regardless of who's it is and it's starting to get flat anyway so you might as well ignore whoever might have drank out of it and chug some because you're thirsty anyway.

That analogy worked out better than I thought it would, desu.

>>38036282
Your mother and you little shits probably deserved this anyway, you sound like an insufferable bitch and your mother is a literal fucking prostitute, no wonder he left her.

>>38037068
Okay, what about masturbation? Half-virgins too? It just sounds so fucking stupid. Everyone masturbates and if that makes them "used goods" in your eyes, you're the one who has a problem.

>>38037204
but anon he left her before being a literal "fucking" prostitute, are you legit mentally ill?

>>38036634
Guys like girls. Next question.

>>38037248
She probably fucked niggers behind his back all day everyday.
She just did it for money later in life .

>>38037310
>anon is mad
>anon makes shit statement
>anon's shit statement is refuted
>anon panics, envisions scenarios that most likely did not happen because anon is always right
>anon is a fag

He's sweet and he really puts me and my mum above anything else. But since I got severe depession in my teens our relationship got kinda rocky, sometimes we would end up in full on fist fights with my mother crying. In the end though I feel like it's all my fault. I wish I was still a little kid when he would hug me and sing to me until I fell asleep. As far as ddlg goes though that's disgusting as hell lmao idk how y'all get off to this.

>>38037242
Nah, if you masturbate your hymen away its whatever, I'm assuming most guys feel the same if a girl doesn't have a hymen because she fingers herself.

And of course it sounds stupid, because you're making me discuss how I think about sexuality like I'm reading from a rulebook, so it was always going to come off rigid and weird.
I'm sure if I made you describe every facet of how you view some semantic article of sexuality like "does tying a girls hands together for sex count as bondage if the people fucking aren't already in a dom/sub relationship?" you'd start sounding like you're reading about tax law too.

>>38037417
>I wish I was still a little kid when he would hug me and sing to me until I fell asleep. As far as ddlg goes though that's disgusting as hell lmao idk how y'all get off to this.
That's exactly what ddlg is for anon. That's EXACTLY what people do it for. Don't you want to be sung and hugged to sleep again?

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>>38037373
It happened, is what women do, after that she brainwashed her children into believing how their father was a monster and how they shouldnt even look at him while he is dying of cancer.

Monolithic

>>38037465
Half of this is just me wanting to see if anyone's said that before, neat.

>>38037482
Euclidian

>>38037417
>we would end up in full on fist fights
About what?

>>38037591
leaving the toilet seat up

>>38037449
Sure but I don't really want my dad to fuck me and degrade me.
>>38037591
School mostly but when he was ina bad mood just me not cleaning my room could be trouble.

>>38037456
My man, if it happened to you and I'm sorry if it did, that doesn't mean it happens to other people, my mom used to tell me how great my dad was even though he'd bring little to no money on the table

>>38037699
>Sure but I don't really want my dad to fuck me and degrade me.
DDLG doesn't have to be sexual you know. It can be a purely platonic relation where you can be a kid again and the guy takes care of you. When you want to fuck you can just be adults again or stay as 'little' if you prefer.
Look into it.

>>38037699
>Sure but I don't really want my dad to fuck me and degrade me.

Good news for you because basically every kind of bondage relationship is supposed to function like this

>the sub (in this case you, the little girl) gets to decide everything, how daddy the daddy is, how degrading the sex is, how much or little you're allowed to be tied up, whether or not you can be blindfolded, exactly when the sex starts and stops, and everything else you can think of
>the dom (whoever you get to be your daddy) gets to read over the laundry list of demands, fetishes, and scenarios you would like to live out, and then he spends all of his time crafting these scenarios for you, tying you up just how you like, fucking you only as hard as you guys agreed upon a few weeks ago when you were talking about your limits, etc, etc.

Then at the end of the day the guy goes to bed thinking hes the dominant force in the relationship for some reason when if you look at it on paper he's living exactly within the lines the sub set for him.

Pretty cool right?

Be honest, if your dad asked you to suck his dick, would you?

>>38036282
That's some kilo ren shit, that'll turn you to the dark side
My parents were probably worse, but that would still be hard to do unless you are stone cold

>>38038291
I mean definitely worse.

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>>38032438
>>38034003
Artist name? Link? pls

Before I was born, my dad was living in an old freezer truck, my mother was a frequent customer at his bar, he was 46 years old. When my father's mother found out that he had gotten some girl pregnant, at forty-fucking-six yrs old cause he obv wasn't an adult capable of making his own desisions, she gave him her wedding ring (gram had been divorced for decades before I came along) and my parents got married and moved into my gram's house. My dad seems like he was a pretty cool guy at one point before his soul was suckered out of him. We still don't talk much, you could tell he never really felt comfortable or confidant raising kids, he just left that shit to my mom, he works a shitty office job that has taken him no where in life. I never knew him as anything other than the old man who sat at his home computer whenever he wasn't in front of his work computer, but he only plays AoE III, has been since it came out, before that it was 2. I made the effort to try and get him into Civ once and he did give it an honest try, but the next day it was AoE. He is the most depressing person that I know, but it's too late for him, I can only do my best to save myself from that life.

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>>38036486
>>38036876
but anon, being an independent woman isn't cute
I used to want an independent gf before I got a very codependent and submissive one and it really opened my eyes. men are supposed to take care of their gfs and be reassuring and tell them things are gonna be fine, and women are supposed to support them, look up to them and give them a reason to try their best.
anything else is feminist jew propaganda

>>38032438
>what was your father like?
So bright and funny and happy!! The light of my life, the person that I loved and trusted more than anyone!! But then sad and lonely after the divorce. I stayed with him. He would get black out drunk a lot. Never laid a hand on me in any regard, but I'd have to clean him up, haul him to bed, turn him on his side so he didn't throw up. All at 11 years old. I feel like he used me as an emotional replacement for my mom. He was so lost and sad abs afraid... It was never sexual, but having this weird hybrid spousal/parental relationship with my own father really messed up my concept of relationships.

>Was he a chad?
No, nerd

>Did you have an Electra complex?
Yes.

>Are you a ddlg
Yes...

>>38038580
You're probably going to find alcoholic whom you're going to nurture.

>>38038634
My dad met a girl and moved a thousand miles away and left me alone. It hurts. After everything I did! Taking care of him, chasing his abusive cheating ex out of the house when I found out she was stealing his money, so much more! I loved him and I thought he loved me and then he left. Gone.

I tried to forget him. I found people like that, but they always hit me. They're never kind and sweet and funny like he was. They're just trash.

>war vet
>married to mom since high school
>never hit her or hurt her
>stoic, intelligent dude
>probably mild autism
>amazing dude who doesn't really talk but would protect me and mom from anything


i'm a lesbian.

>she enjoyed her childhood as a little girl soooooo much she's willing to make it into a fucking fetish
STACEY GET THE FUCK OUT
>she never had to hide from dad in a closet
STACEY GET THE FUCK OUT
>she never got abandoned at the grocery store
STACEY GET THE FUCK OUT
>she never learned how to leave her body after being hosed down outside after a beating
STACEY GET THE FUCK OUT
>she was never locked in her room until she had to designate a corner and pile up old towels in it that would become her temporary bathroom
STACEY GET THE FUCK OUT
>she never woke up covered in insects/insect bites
STACEY GET THE FUCK OUT
>she never stitched her own wounds
STACEY GET THE FUCK OUT

>>38037417
...yo are you like, currently in the car driving to your place of birth