>Be me
>Pain in urethra and testicles
>go to doctors
>end up with older MILF doctor
>tells me to pull down my pants has me lay on a table
>puts on gloves and fondles and squeezes both my balls. Tell her the right on hurts a bit
>grabs my penis and retracts the foreskin and looks at my peehole. Says it looks a bit swollen
>sends me for some tests
I DID IT! I made it guys! A woman touched my penis and balls. Am I a Chad now?
why did you go see a doctor to begin with? Did you make your dick sore by jacking off too much, because that happens to some people
>>38030938
The pain in my urethra and testicles. Plus I'm having to piss constantly to the point it's really annoying.
>>38030990
sounds like you have some sort of infection. As long as it's not cancer you should be fine. Godspeed.
>>38031075
But am I a Chad now? This is the first time a woman has ever touched my junk.
Fingers crossed on me getting a female nurse for the ultrasound I gotta get too. What do I do if I /boner/?
>>38031839
>tfw no female technician to apply a warm, water-based gel to my testicles.
You're living the dream Anon.