Post your waifu and others will analyze what it means about you and why she's your waifu.
>>38030196
What if I can't post my waifu?
>>38030196
ANALYZE ME!
inb4 "you're in to dykes"
>>38030196
that's a good waifu desu
Fembot here.
Also I love dale cooper from twin peaks.
>>38030196
Never been into waifus I guess, but here's the closest thing for me.
Also just finished the Rin route in Katawa Shoujo and really liked it.
>>38030196
you have fantasies of being extra powerful. You actually like stacies to a degree if they are friendly enough. You are pretty average in tastes.
>>38030234
You are mostly a "beta", and enjoy good music. You want or already do drugs. Either that or you are too rigid and want to free yourself somehow.
>>38030262
You are a pedophile.
I'm all ears, famalam
Saber is my waifu, and it breaks my heart to know my feelings for her will never be reciprocal
>>38030196
You have a thing for crappy animes, and poorly crafted narratives.
>>38030297
Beta male who wants a strong/bold woman to take charge.
You never really grew up, so you need a mommy figure to take care of you/lead the way.
>>38030262
You are a pedophile.
Plus, everyone likes Dale Cooper, so nothing strange there.
My husbando is the villain from Fire Emblem Awakening. What does this mean?
I think this one should be obvious enough
do me do me do me do me :D
>>38030196
rikka is honestly the definition of 10/10
She's a cute.
Originally best girl.
>>38030809
Manchild, but not as bad as it could be.
You definitely are a beta who wants to be dominated by an overbearing woman, but at least it's the older sister archetype, and not the mommy archetype that you're attracted to.
You are probably an Asuka fag on the dl.
>>38030196
Seras is one of the best waifus
>>38030853
And she's canonically pure.
>>38030196
Smug queen.
>>38030196
i see you're a man of culture as well OP
only the most patrician of tates ITT
>TFW no nazi mr skeltal GF to sing me nazi war march songs
Mine please, Lets see how deep you faggots can go
>>38030821
oh and i also love asuka
>>38030196
mariya sama is mine
>>38030351
>You actually like stacies to a degree if they are friendly enough
what? seras isn't a a stacy
>>38030196
fuck, posted in wrong bread
>>38030847
You have promise. Unlike the typical /r9k/ poster who has an unhealthy attraction to women with masculine traits, (out-going, takes charge, outspoken) you have a healthy attraction to a feminine, helpless girl, which probably means you possess a healthy amount of masculine traits within yourself.
You do have some insecurities about a girl that could challenge your authority or intelligence, so you are attracted to pretty much a braindead retard, as that is the bare minimum you have confidence that you could handle in a relationship.
Prognosis:
>Omega male
>Could potentially make it as a normalfag
>low self esteem
>anxiety
>insecure about your intelligence
>healthy ideas about the opposite sex
>>38030196
Im posting more of her.
>>38031022
>tfw too intelligent
cringe
spoilers I'm autistic
>>38030196
This chick has all the guns.
>>38030196
Do me please originalgyivddh
>>38030196
I would do anything for A pirate GF.
>>38031022
You have it wrong.
I like her because she's sweet, has a healthy appetite, and needs protecting.
Don't call her retarded.
>>38031101
This women.
>>38031062
>t. brainlet
originetto bambetto
I would do someone elses but i'm retarded and have a headache sorry
She's over 3000 years old and commands rabbits.
And she's the cutest and best 2hu.
>>38031132
Just think what you could do?
>>38031161
I would do all of them, but I don't know who 95% of these bimbos are.
All animes look the same
>>38031171
I can say, with 100% certainty, you have autism.
>>38031171
>And she's the cutest and best 2hu.
Absolutely wrong
ran is my waifu but i dont like girls i just wish my mom wasnt mean to me i want a nice mom why wasnt my mom ran please ;_; MOMMMY LOVE ME
This is my waifu, what does this say about me?
eosd was my first 2hu game. I spent quite a long time on stage 6 since I could never beat it.
Somehow, I ended up getting attached to her from all the time I spent with her.
Also, her elegant charisma.
>>38031196
I tested with a doctor and I do not have Autism sadly. Would have gotten NEETBUX but oh well.
>>38031197
Lunarian scum pls leave
>>38031196
Please don't call my wife a bimbo
>>38030234
You're somewhat masochistic and were bullied/teased by girls when you were younger.
>>38030351
OP here. You were right on the money.
>>38030452
You like quiet, rational girls who can also banter.
>>38030796
You like THICC girls who are motherly.
>>38030809
You like extroverted, slutty types sexually speaking. Not saying you'd go for one though.
>>38030901
Only ever liked Seras desu. Other characters look like men. Seras is THICC, cute, and sweet.
>>38030924
You want "project women" to save. They may be a bit mean.
>>38030979
She's a sweet virgin girl in a stacy's body.
>>38031028
>>38031090
>>38031101
>>38031132
You're into "bad girls" and you like thighs. Kinky girls are also a turn on.
This is my wife
oreegeenal
>>38030953
you want a dumb gf to make you look smart
>>38031101
you want a gf to spank you
>>38030297
you...... both
>>38031328
>you want a dumb gf to make you look smart
what? do you know who mariya is?
>>38031294
>>38030924
you are probably right i kinda like girls with mental issues such as depression and shit. what do you do for a living?
>>38031268
Other men have fapped to your waifu, so she's pretty much a bimbo
Only those with truly patrician taste come up with their own waifu. Then, she is safe inside your mind.
Seriously, don't waifufags know that they are in love with something another MAN created? Isn't that like, next-level psychological cuckoldry?
>>38031328
>>38030953
sorry wrong girl, i thought it was misa
inb4 bland character xddd
I have nothing in my life not even a pretend girlfriend.
love me some tsundere
>>38031544
you have autism and go on tumblr
>>38031544
Dumb roastie dyke who is narcissistic enough to be attracted to a pathetic, depressed character who reminds her of herself.
K I L L Y O U R S E L F
My husbando.
I want off the fucking ride.
>>38030196
Tomoko is mai waifu, i truly care about her like she is real girl
>>38030196
Julie is my waifu
>>38031629
Tomoko reminds you of yourself
Autogynephilia is pretty common - men getting off on the idea of themselves as a woman.
You are in danger of becoming a tranny, so beware.
I feel that I have patrician taste in waifu.
I'd have a normal relationship. I think she would want a normal person too
Carrera
dont even watch the show do i
He is my forever manza.
>>38031328
>you want a gf to spank you
No just one that can use a gun.
>>38031355
Unemployed. But I wanna be a systems analyst. I'm not in any kind of psychology field.
>>38031318
You're not very talkative and like girls who are more serious, but attached. You're also attracted to girls whose eye color and hair matches.
Kurisu from (((Steins)));Gate
>>38031831
The fuck are you all tired?
Both of the Puma sisters
>>38031718
if 3d is ok
>>38030749
>needs a mommy figure
Far from the truth, I dislike women who boss me around.
>never grew up
So spot on I stared into space and took a long, hard look at myself for about ten minutes.
Good job on the analysis, my man.
>>38031835
pretty accurate
original
What does waifuing best robot qt say about me?
Jun best waifu, there's really nothing to analyze here.
>>38031649
you like subservience/ obedience which probably stems from trust issues, probably many instances
basically in love with a girl you effectively own and train yourself, implying root distrust so probably mother issues
>>38031799
need for a caring and subservient female figure, very likely caring enough to take care of the home to boost one's confidence as the bread winner of the family reinforcing thoughts of being strong/ masculine
can't really tell from the picture if one desires a mother figure to care for potential offspring or a mother figure to care for oneself, either implying a healthier fatherly instinct and to struggle to protect home life or a more abnormal manchild instinct to live life at home almost full time and just live in luxury repsectively
I love whitey action and the majority of hewlett's female characters
>>38030196
woah hey here she is
have some more grist for the mill i guess
>>38033274
You like the "cold, but loyal" type. You're also not into THICC or petite - you're more in between those two. And you like dark hair, light eyes, and long hair.
It's to fill the void
>>38033210
you have a dead female relative you haven't finished grieving over or feel partially responsible for their passing
Sure,why not. Warghle warghle warghle
Fuck it, how about me?
Hanako Ikezawa has been my waifu for 4 years now
>>38031627
Good taste. Probably means you have a lot of issues, but I'm not going to insult you because I had a crush on him when I first watched it
I'm the real life Krillin
>>38031983
Maybe savior complex.
Maybe thing for survivalist women.
Or simply you like dirty blondes.
This is going to be good.
Mami and tea.
Spooky ghostfu
Just say i have shit taste and get it over with
>>38030196
Pretty sure i already know what people are gonna say
please prove me wrong
>>38031175
You crave excitement in your life, or rather wish you could prove yourself in high-risk situations. You'd rather have things go wrong than right.
Oh, do me, do me.
Go ahead I guess, but I already have a pretty good idea about why and what. Who knows? You guys may surprise me, and teach me something about myself.
>>38034381
You are affraid of real love and you just want someone who is obsessed with you despite of your MANY flaws
>>38030196
TELL ME POLICE GIRL, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DEAD?
Feels good having a kind of obscure waifu.
>>38030196
>>38030234
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>>38034381
I think your choice of waifu indicates you're a faggot. You probably take a dozen cocks in the ass a week. More than likely you have aids or ass herpies. You may have anal prolapse. You will probably die of colon cancer or something HIV related, unless you commit suicide.
>>38034367
You are a closeted homosexual
>>38033815
You are really beta and insecure, you just want a sugar daddy (female) to dominate you and tell you what to do so you can stop thinking
>>38033467
You can never decide to do something and you never see something through all the way to the end
>>38031629
You are in love with yourself. Textbook narcissism.
>>38030910
You are a pervert, but too afraid of intimacy
>>38034482
>You are a closeted homosexual
Nice try, I'm actually openly homosexual. Take that.
Don't know where to seek sparks of closure.
>>38030196
Holo of Yoitsu. I could write an essay (and think I have at least once already) about why she is so great were I not so damn tired.
>>38030262
I've only seen 3 or 4 episodes of TP but Killua is best girl of HxH for sure.
>>38034491
Close enough
Call me Jung, Carl Jung
>inb4 seasonal trash
>You will never have rough sex with a woman in a baseball uniform
Analyze my choice of waifu, please.
>>38034518
Pretend I thought to post a pic there.
>>38034559
You like boobs and computers
All you're waifus are sluts that pleasure old men for money.
Tfw only non 2d waifu itt
>>38034381
I agree with you even though shes not my waifu.
>>38034412
This is a useless post just, because I want to break this down, but you may be helpful.
>afraid of real love
I thought the idea of love was a weak one, and people who are in love are weak. They are vulnerable to their partner. Real love is something I don't know. I may not be able to feel it, or I might be too afraid to.
>someone who is obsessed with you despite of your MANY flaws
I am very flawed indeed, because while writing this I mistyped flawed, while, and writing. I most certainly want someone who is obsessed with me, because they will never leave, but I don't know if I want someone to be obsessed regardless of my flaws. This would mean that I feel unaccepted by others if I act true to myself which I cannot see. Although, this could all be possible, and I may not want to admit it.
Pic unrelated.
>>38033855
you want a mummy gf
>>38034594
>>38033855
don't you mean mammi?
>>38030749
it means you have bad taste
>>38034607originalx2
>>38034622
I do not even know why finnish memes are so funny to me.
Fuck, this is one of the best threads I've seen in a while.
hes a nice soft boy
>>38030469
Are you the same guy who made that one saber thread?
A F U C K I N G Q T 3 . 1 4
>>38034784
cryptocuck
>>38031028
>>38031090
>>38031101
>>38031132
>>38031175
When I watched that show I couldn't even finish a single episode without stopping to bomb my mosque. Went weeks wiggling the 'ol hairy salamander to nothing but her. By the time I'd finished the show I had spent 1000% more time shaking the baby than singing to it. Fuckin' hell. That show was more like a porn.
>>38030847
I like seeing Mayurifags. Treat her well anon.
Here is Inokuma Yawara pls understand
Fell for him when I first watched the animu.
Satori Komeiji from Touhou.
What does she say about me?
She's so perfect to me to the point where I contemplate 3D unironically
Mashiro is best waifuvery original post
claimed
best girl 10/10
tfw no vodka slinging gf to get me banned russian weapondry
>>38034482
>>>38030910
>You are a pervert, but too afraid of intimacy
a good start
>tfw no biological big little sister
Put the roast on me, oh my brothers
>>38035388
You're into femdom
>>38035238
That you have good taste
>>38035388
>>38034367
>waifuing a lesbian
You niggas are retarded
Someone else already posted her (he has good taste) but do me.
Cmon man Originalekfurkerino
>>38035842
Oh look another homosexual
plz what does it mean?
I want to die but she makes me smile. My taste is not only shit but very vanilla as well.
>>38035388
>His waifu is a rapist gun
>>38036039
Means you had a unrequited love from a girl you were close with and that you like damaged people.
>>38035617
>implying that's a problem
You got it wrong, anon.
Not really that difficult desu
This is my waifu please be kind to her
>>38034607
Please explain this meme to me, in clear terms. What are the yellow faces? why is mammi saying sauna? Is it donald duck because the scandinavian countries have a thing with donald duck?
>>38036384
>Not really that difficult desu
You're a passive and timid guy who needs his partner to compensate his character by being bubbly and outgoing.
>>38036435
Pretty much
I also self insert way too much into 8man and wish someone would just come and save me from my self destructing behavior
>>38034491
Nazi dyke
>>38031627
>My husbando.
are you a grill? besides who's that guy?
Forever and always Maya. Never cared much for the redhead and doll.
Analyze me.
>>38036495
>redhead
I dont have a waifu as i find whole concept escapism on drugs but she would be closest one to the waifu. I guess it's because i have redhead fetish.
>>38036467
Not a Nazi though.
>>38036495
I sure hope you're a girl anon, otherwise see >>38035617
Go on, Mr. Freud.
>>38036517
Eh, different strokes for different folks. I'm not that serious about waifus, but if I had to pick one, it would be Maya. Been on this train for years. Can't say you're wrong a out redheads though.
>>38036524
>Restricting me because of my dong
>Implying that won't make me love her even more
Swing first. I dare you.
>>38036517
And also because she is the best girl right
ITT poor taste
>>38036849
>ITT poor taste
Is this femdom the post? Would you enjoy getting pegged by balalaika?
I'm genuinely originally curious.
>>38036488
Yes. Dr. Venture.
>>38033802
>good taste
You know what up.
>issues
You bet.
>>38037157
>Dr. Venture
>His emotional scarring, drug addiction, lack of confidence, failure as a scientist and as a man can all be traced almost exclusively to the treatment at the hands of his father.
Damn
>>38034427
Those eyes are fucking grotesque
Anyone who prefers Yoko over her should jump off the bridge
Pls don't judge me too harshly
>>38037217
>picking literal whore or submissive girl without any personality.
Chiaki is my everything.
>>38037254
>Likes robo booty
I like you a lot, friend. You're the type of person who will go far in the world.
Alice is my waifu
>>38037262
>Implying those are bad things
nn
>>38037193
H-he's also a qt who likes Yes....
I can fix him.
Rate me, pls rate me now
9S
But he's already committed to 2B
>>38037438
You are a better man then me.
Do some good in the world, please.
>>38031854
You like a girl to push back, but still have a heart and the ability to be soft, if you can earn it from her.
best waifu guys, sorry
>>38037434
Sorry, but she's already taken. Someone named Weiss Schnee claimed her a while ago.
>>38035221
Good taste, you want someone to smile and brighten your dark days. Your waifu keeps you going through though times.
>>38036495
You're confused about your sexuality, but that's ok you're still young.
>>38037509
But what does it say about me as a person if she's who I want.
Also I'll just get back at Weiss by taking Winter.
>>38034459
So, what are you doing tomorrow night?
How about dinner at my place?
>>38037549
You're free to take Winter. I'm sure Weiss won't mind as long as she has Ruby. And as for what it says about you as a person, it means you're probably fun-loving and like cute things. And possibly a lolicon.
>>38037366
I'm terrible at this, but Alice is a cute, so I'll try to give you an analysis.
Your life is bleak and monotone and you wish someone to bring some chaos into it.
>>38034569
>implying that Gendo hasn`t diddled Rei over and over and over and over and over in EVERY one of her incarnations
>>38037611
Alice's background is chaotic enough, why invite more?
>>38037835
Isn't that why you like her? In any case, it's been 6 years since I saw that anime so I don't remember much. I should re- watch it, I suppose.
>>38030196
She's the closest I ever came to having a waifu.
>>38036068
Why is Perfect Heart so perfect, bros?
>>38037921
shes so pretty~
dumb bot
she's too perfect desu
literally perfection, nothing can ever come close to her
>>38038007
>having annoying, over the top bimbo as a waifu
jeez anon, you could do better than this.
>>38038046
>annoying
its cute
An original post requesting an analysis!
ore no yome desu
>>38038007
Isnt she the Giantdad channel girl?
>>38030196
Me next
origigigig
>tfw nobody postem pitou
r9k confirmed for shit taste
>>38038122
You've spent too much time on r9k that you're now sexually attracted to pepe
>>38038196
>r9k confirmed for shit taste
r9k is not into furry shit.
>>38038215
She's an insect tho
>>38038229
fucking chitin-fag
>>38038204
Tsuyu is nothing like pepe you racist, she has a good heart
he a sdf waifu kana
>>38038251
>that tongue
eww wtf
>>38038150
You want to fix the most broken person and also want to be bullied to suicide/murdered by a yandere.
>>38031676
>autogynephilia is pretty common
>in danger of becoming tranny
Are you saying trannies are pretty common?
>>38038122
you have good taste in frogs
Iri is my waifu, but it feels weird as she is already married
>>38039006
She is already married and has a child. A psychopathic child.
>>38039084
which timeline?
Do husbando's count? I love Erwin so much. I'm female by the way.
>>38039084
Ilya isn't psychopathic. She was just temporarily angry. She's actually a really nice and sensitive girl.
>>38030196
Sakaki
I like girls with a hobby they invest time and effort into.
>>38039289
But she's like the worst chuunibyou. She doesn't even go all in.
>>38039314
idc. It felt good to know my battles where easier thanks to her tactics.
Our relationship meant something.
>>38039348
I'm not saying shes a bad girl, but shes a bad chuunibyou, and slightly boring otherwise.
>>38039364
Ok
orginarruerueruer
Anzujaamu is my waifoo
I wish I was joking. This is my husbando.
>books only
>the only time Alan Rickman turned my crank was as Colonel Brandon in Sense and Sensibility
let's go laddies, analyze
>>38039492
Your tastes are trash, you're at most a year past being underageb& and you probably enjoyed the Twilight series
>>38039272
you're afraid of women with an overly strong personality, so that you don't feel out-shined or less well developed than them
You however aren't much of a bad person or rule breaker, taking pride in simple good values
Somewhat an observant dreamer
This is mai waifu. There's many like her but this one is mine
How 'bout this
original commento
>>38039860Aigis a cute, a CUTE!!
tfw no sickly looking arguably goth jap guitarist auto mechanic gf
>>38037511
Sorry for replying so late, but you're dead on. I love you bb.
>>38039597
>tastes are trash
Sure.
>underageban
I've been using 4chan for over a decade and am in my mid-twenties.
>enjoyed Twilight
Never read them.
Knee-jerk hostilty to a series of popular children's books is as absurd as the people who apply said books to politics or history - both use it as a personality trait.
Settle down, friendo.
>>38040283
>children's book
young adult
>>38040306
>young adult
The main character is ten when the story starts.
>plus i always felt the young adult label was sort of dumb
>and had genre connotations
>>38039597
>hating on Twilight
>in the current year
This sounds pretty normie. Did you actually read them or do you just complain about the reading habits of pudgy housewives and schoolgirls baselessly?
>>38030953
>tfw nobody rates my mariya sama