ITT: Post your real name and rate other names.
I amDmitri.
HelloDmitri, I amTim
8/10, you remind me of Dmitri Rascalov, really nice name
Elina, I'm Russian too.
>>38024514
9/10 very cool name.
>>38024566
>Tim
2/10. generic, boring american name
My name is Max, as delicious and masculine as it sounds.
>>38024566
Hello Tim, I am Isaiah
6/10 common but not bad
>>38024514
Zachary boiii
>>38024596
Actually, it's Maximilian, even more God tier...
>>38024514
I am Ryan, hello.
>>38024514
Hyazinth
>>38024514
>>38024583
>dirty slavs on my /r9k/
How does 4chan feel about the name "Henrik" or "Henry".
>>38024514
>Callum
My name isn't original.
>>38024514
my name is Alphonse.
>>38024657
I love that name. Best on the thread.
>>38024514
>russian
nice
i'm a tranny but my deadname is alexander
at least "sasha" is gender neutral
>>38024596
>A dogs name
top lel
>>38024514
One chance at life
>named kevin
mine is christian
>>38024514
Jack is teh name.
>>38024514
Hello Dmitri, I am Joey.
i'm andy and i'mnot white
>giving russians your real name
>>38024771
Do you think everyone from Russia is a hacker or Putin's servant or something?
>>38024656
Cool pic, and name sounds good. What do you guys think about Gonzalo?
>seems quite weird to me
Emily. The most generic name ever.
Spyridon Leontios but I go by Spiros or Leo
>>38024687
thanks originally friendo
Salvador
>>38025075
Sobral?
>tfw male Morgan
>>38025113
holy.....how did you...
sup im efe
>>38025115
Don't worry, there's plenty of males named Morgan.
>>38024514
cesar
>'oh like the salad haha'
>>38025031
Mine is more generic.Amy.
Though it's short for something but I'm fucking tired of all the nicknames I've heard a bajillion times so I don't use my real name anymore.
>>38025115
dry your tears with a billion dollar bill. besides its not the brand thats fucked its that spiced nonsense.
>>38025017
Gonzalo is one of those names that makes me think of ancient godnesses, don't really know why.
>>38025017
GONZALO, HEY! IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU! WELL, COME INSIDE!
>>38025152
12 points from greece
>>38025224
A MAN, DUH!!! XDDDD
hello im Yumi
Nice 2 meet u
>>38025222
More like the guy who beats the shit out of his dogs.
I can't post my name here cause I may be the only one on the planet
Sorry lads
>>38024599
I love jewish names.
My name is Maciej, and you can't even pronounce it correctly
>>38025261
can u pls be my gf
>>38024566
>>38024514
Dmitri!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
original
>>38024514
>>38024566
ayy
neat
>>38024566
GTA IV was top tier
>>38025256
Actually I'll just say it
"HURR LIKE AMELIA EARHART?"
"AMELIA BEDELIA???!!! HUEHUE I'M SO FUNNY"
I'm gonna wring the neck of the next irl who calls me that. Thankfully my job allowed my nametag
>>38025274
>Maciej
>you can't even pronounce it correctly
I have no idea, but I would guess it's pronounced "Matchy".
>>38024514
My name was Jed Charles but then I changed it to just Charles
Daniil
pls original
>>38024514
Is Randy a gay name?
Mario, just end my life
>>38025224
I'm also an Amy. We should be best friends.
>>38025514
Very nice.
Original comment pls dicks dicks r9k
>>38025423
Close one, Match-ay
ch like onii [ch]an
my name is Pascal
>>38025606
ARE YOU FULL OF HOT AIR?
>>38025489
Jesus. You must hear Luigi jokes everyday.
>>38025632
Ehh not that much
I am Xavier
>>38025489
PASTA SPAGHETTI N MEATBALLSA EEH MARIOH?
Avery!...
>>38024607
dont like it
>>38024624
too much
>>38024629
boring
>>38024633
interesting
>>38025474
closet gay or proto chad
>>38025261
cute
Reilly, have fun guessing my gender
>>38025728
Avery huh...so do you still talk to Brandon? RememberJester??
Alberto
Pls no memes. I'm not even Portuguese...
>>38025723
Fuck you Luigi
>>38025728
>boring
Thanks bby
>>38025790
Jordan
8/10 would get spaghetti with
>>38025782
sorry you got the wrong guy
>>38025806
;)
Benjamin
>>38024514
Slav
>>38024566
Boring name
>>38024583
qt
>>38024596
Max is so simple and good. Very radical.
>>38024599
Biblical names are god-tier, no pun intended
>>38024607
Zach is a hit or miss name. Met some good Zachs and some bad Zachs.
>>38024629
White dude with short brown hair. You wear button up shirts with shorts.
>>38024633
RPG villain
>>38024656
Henry is a good name
>>38024657
Sounds like some kind of infection you'd get on your foot
>>38024681
Are you gay?
>>38024733
Alex is gender neutral though
>>38024738
Nobody liked you as a kid
>>38024741
I know a Christian. He's a good guy. Probably cooler than you too.
>>38024744
Good name
>>38024745
flamboyant jersey guy
>>38024765
Black? Black Andys are good people.
>>38025017
Makes me think of cheese.
>>38025031
One of the best female names. like, 70% chance you're cute.
>>38025064
Your parents hate you.
>>38025075
Chad in disguise. Gets mad pussy.
>>38025115
Girl Morgan's are qt. Never met a male Morgan though.
>>38025191
Drug dealer
>>38025222
et tu?
>>38025274
Greedy jew stealing extra letters for his name even though he doesn't need them
>>38025409
Amelia Bedelia
>>38025474
What the fuck?
>>38025488
You like voyeur porn
>>38025489
You've heard it all a million times over. My condolences.
>>38025514
Boring name
>>38025606
You probably think you're more sophisticated than you really are
Victor. I wish I was Russian though. Viktor looks much cooler.
>>38024514
>>38024583
>>38025031
>>38025075
Good names
I am Josh
>>38025881
Victor is a cool name. Vic for short.
>>38025857
interesting. why do you think that?
>>38025832
Oh you're someone else. Thank god.
>>38024514
I'm Priscilla
Anna
Originally of course
>>38025857
andy again
i'm aspic
Theophile. Fucking shoot me. I usually just go by Theo.
>>38025857
<Pascal
why do you think that?
>>38024514
My name is Richard.
Kinda sucks since people make dick jokes about it, and I don't live in a country where it's a common name.
>>38025927
There was a very pretty Anna at work that was very flirty with me. Found out she had a boyfriend. You're probably just as cruel and heartless as she is.
>>38024596
Me too anon
Max is a superior name
my name is Jeremiah
Agustin
>>38025955
Shut up dick.
hello i am anastasia but prefer to go by ana
>tfw not a pale russian qt but have the name of one
Varanda
My name is Ayesha.
My name is Nathan
Killian
(At least its unique I guess?)
>>38025927
Let me guess.
You are asian and cosplay
>>38025916
I like your name, it's cute in a way
mine is Kiarra
>>38026005
FSOG
why are there so many girls here go away
>>38024514
>>38024583
Russia has the best names, I'm so jelly.
>>38025946
>Theophile
the phile at the end makes it sound like some sort of paraphilia
my nama Jack
Luis
Oeraga
is matthew a cyborg name?
Darvinderjit
>>38026055
Goddamn, never realised it. My mind is flooding with potential ways people could have made fun of me growing up. Theophile the pedophile, Theophile the scatophile, etc. Thank God the few bullies I had never had an ounce of creativity.
Just means "One that loves God", or "That is loved by God".
>>38025409
I live 3 miles from that casino.
Amelia is a nice name.
>>38026166
Theo is pretty good though, so it's not all bad.
>>38024596
>>38025970
Hello, BetaMax :)
>>38025988
Haha....
Thanks pal.
Eric
Originuuuuu?!
>>38026029
desu that's very unique
My name is Chihiro
>>38024514
My name is Manny
>>38026267
you're wild, chihiro
Yameyahara
my names is james, super cool shit
>>38026036
oh yeah i watched those movies with some friends and got very uncomfortable every time he said "anastasia" haha but luckily no one really calls me that except my parents and my nana
>>38025857
Benjamin is a retarded name
>>38024514
My name is David. This isn't original so I'll add that I plan to kill myself.
>>38024514
I am Pedro, I guess thats pretty much it
My name is Chase. To make this comment original, my parents were going to name me Lauren if I was a girl.
>CTRL+F Michael
>nothing
I'm surprised it hasn't been said yet. Its one of the most common names in the US. Theres a million fucking Michaels. I suppose I should be thankful it's not a meme name like some of you fags in this thread. The only joke on my name I got was from some nigger who started calling me "Michael Watts! Michael 5,000 Watts!", after some rapper.
I considered going by my middle name Anthony, but my literal faggot uncle who's also got that as a middle name did it first. Friggin butt pirate soiled it.
>mfw
>>38026337
David is a good name, I think. Do you grow out your facial hair? What is your opinion of people that tell you not to kill yourself on the internet?
Chad
Like some kind of sick joke.
>>38026452
I don't really have the genetics to grow out my facial hair, but regardless I've been trying to lately. It's starting to look decent, but it will take an incredibly long time for it to actually be a beard worth mentioning.
I don't personally have any problem if someone tries to convince me not to, it's when they start acting like they know me or my life path.
"You have so much to live for, don't do it, so many people care about you!"
>>38026489
REEEEE!!!!!1!!11 CHAD GET OUT!!!!
>>38026515
I keep trying, but, i'm a /foreveralone/ wizard thus far.
>>38026562
Never sold weed, no. That would be too scary.
>Ziggy
Fucking got the same name as this fucking fat ass retard from a kid's show. fuck my life
Lucky I am at least black and not fat so that I can't be compared to that retard. I am Jamaican.
>>38025857
>Are you gay?
Nope.
I'm intrigued, what made you think that?
is alphonse a common fag name where you live?
>>38026729
>Ziggy
First thing i thought was Ziggy Stardust.
Ayla (eye-luh)
>>38024583
Great name
>>38024514
Everyone here is named Dimitri
>>38025064
Greek?
My name is Constantine (or Konstantinos)
>>38024514
Gage tfw no one has your name
>>38024514
Elias... I really don't like the way it is pronounced in english
Andreas.
>>38026884 different anon here but also greek. what the hell i thought i was the only one.
>>38024514
Brittany
[Spoiler]It's horrible in retrospect[/spoiler]
>>38026958
eimaste polloi (den afinei ellhnikous xarakthres reeee)
>>38026836
Here in Jamaica people often think of 'Ziggy' as Ziggy Marley, but fuck when I am on Discords or something people bully me for being named Ziggy while comparing my name to that fat candy loving fucker from Lazy Town.
Skylar
Yes I'm a guy.
>>38026988
reeeeeee blepw kamia fora kania dyo sto zeemaps alla kanena fembot. eimaste normie country
Edward.
I don't mind people shortening it to "Ed" but I prefer the full version.
>>38024514
>Seth
Religious mom so named after the 3rd son of Adam and Eve. Never met someone else with the name
>>38027017
you fucking bitch.
i'm andre'
>>38027054
tfw no Bible name feelsgood
>>38024514
My name is fuckingMulalalouxI never had a fucking chance
>>38027041
I like your name but the "spanish version" of it is really bad.
I'm Fabian
>>38027037
GAMWTO
>>38024744
I used to have a cat named jack. Hes dead now.
>>38027129
malaka ti kaneis tetoia wra? den koimasai?
>38027068
How do I not be such a bitch?
People get mad/complain when I'm being assertive (call me an asshole), all I want is for people to like me.
>>38027176
oxi exw depression kai kanw memes
>>38027110
Fabian's a cool name
Mines [/spoiler] Gunnar
>>38026183
I work swing shift. Come Friday night and watch me get shadowed and drop my fucking spaghetti m8.
>>38027181
>>38027068
Fuck I'm retarded. Why'd I delete the first >
>>38027186
ah same here... kostantinos, i really hope you get better
>>38026449
Michael here. Pretty happy with my name, desu
>>38024514
Jarrett. I know i'm a fucking special snowflake aren't I.
>>38024514
John. It's nice and simple, and a pretty strong although bland name.
>Jacob
Every other jacob I've ever met was a either beta as fuck or a chad, there doesn't seem to be an in between.
>>38026977
Brittany is the the brad of female names.
>>38027094
You sound like a wizard
I'm Sana.
>>38027222
I will try lsd soon friend
>>38027274
hai sana-chan
how you doing this fine evening?
My name is Adam and I think it's a bit shite.
>>38024596
My cat is called Max and he's a mischievous fuck, so your name is a 10.
>>38027210
give walt what he needs, and stfu
>>38026039
>why are there so many girls here go away
This
Seriously can women just fuck off holy shit
>>38027222
have a good night, krata oti se kanei xaroumeno kai min to afiseis, anon tips 5am
I'm DylanI can't tell you how many people think it's pronounced die lan
>>38027310
nothing makes me happy anymore, gn glad to hear from someone else from this fucking country
>>38027017
out now, backstabbing cunt
>>38027286
I'm doing okay, how about you?
>>38024514
I'm Seth and I fucking hate my name.
>>38027377
bout to go beat my meat desu
>>38024514
Kalyn
>>38027329
Five best names of all time
> Dylan
> Dylan
> Dylan
> Dylan
> Dylan
>>38027359
take hope in not being alone
>>38027268
Well im only 5 years away from wizardom
>>38027428
I really don't know how to react to this but no textless posts
>>38027394
Hey I'm Seth too, why do you hate our name?
>>38027550
I can't help but think of all the normie shit celebrities
>>38027572
Yea knowing the creator of family guy has the same name as me has always made me angry
My name is Sarah unoriginally,
but at least Im the first one in the thread. The rest of you will be considered imposters
Shawn.
People seem to avoid saying it.
>>38027683
I've never met a Shawn/Sean that I've liked, always normie assholes
Damien the edgelord
>>38027626
Let us never forget the HyukHyukHyuk machine
>>38027717
Its alright
Thaddeus
>>38027640
Love the name Sarah.
My name is Perry.
Josh, an alpha name for an omega man.
>>38024514
>>38024583
>>38024681
>>38025075
>>38025222
Good names.
>>38027739
Thaddius from Naxxramas?
I'm Kacper
>>38027777
My room mate is called Josh. He has so many different girls. While I've got my one, 8 years now... Jeeze
>>38027762
Thanks. Your name reminds me of this flower.
>>38024514
Wiley
>Oh, like the coyote?
Repeat ad nauseam entire childhood
I'm Juuso
>>38025299
Back off, loser, that's MY waifu now!
>>38024514Richie.I like it, but it sounds kinda childish.
>>38024596
I fucking wish I had the name Max, seeing as I'm a Mad Max Aficionado.What's a good "Mad Max" type name for Richie?
>>38027892
What's the origin of that? I've never seen someone with a name like that before
>>38027892
Teemu here. Torille.
>>38025488
My name is also Randy, anon. It sounds pretty fucking gay. Girls don't find it cute or sexy, it sounds fucking gay to other guys, and it's not even cool or unique. Also, every Britbong thinks they're clever by using your name as the slang word for horny.
>>38027928
It is somewhat normal Finnish name
>>38025753
Just because you said that I'm going to guess femanon.
Then again, could be reverse psychology.
f-freddy here
be gentle ;_;
>>38027962
Obviously some demigender bullshit, come on. It's 2017 and your still using binary genders. Shame on you.
>>38027985
Your name isnt that bad. Im sure you heard plenty of other jokes so heres a cool famous freddie for you
Bump, I'm interested in this thread
I am Darius
>tfw hippie parents named me some special snowflake name that if I post it will be trivial to dox me or friends/family find out I post here
fuck this
matthew a normal name
skye
im a guy
Laura (American)
My name is Francisco, just like the pope
>>38024514
I'm Gabriel, yes i've heard every thing and you better believe i fucking hate my name, no i don't know how to change it.
my first name is Danielle
orignal
Hey,Martinhere.
Franchesca
>>38029586
hello, male alter ego
>>38025222
What. People don't say Ave Caesar to you all the time? They go for the salad jokes? Is this for real? Neither is correct clearly but that's so lame.
My name is grit
>>38029456
PLEASE BE IN LONDON ORIGINALLY
Mattias.
An original name. Clearly I'm the only one who has this name and have mentioned it in these threads.
>>38024514
Why has nobody mentioned that this is a data mining thread?
Because it is.
G'day lads, my name's Jack. I'm the faggot behind SurveyAnon, if you saw any of my surveys.
>>38028712
Darius has arrived 9/10, you sound like a chad though
Lyn.
I've never met anyone near my age with my name. It's always old/middle-aged women. It like it though, nice and simple.
>>38024514
>>38024656
>>38025031
>>38025222
>>38025261
>>38026076
>>38026848
>>38026884
>>38026942
>>38027110
>>38027274
>>38029885
These are great names! I'm kinda happy to be posting with you guys!
>>38027717
*Lowers sunglasses*
>>38025264
Are you my bro
>>38029140
love this name
>>38029923
Fire emblem reference? Kek
jessica
prefer jess
my name is stacier than stacy
>>38029959
Yes, brother.
I have finally found you.
>>38029940
Why, what's wrong? You don't like yours?
>>38029993
It's still a cute name, lots of cute nicknames. I don't think it's that bad.
>>38024514
I am America, hello.
Marcus desu
>>38030085
Your last name is desu?
Your parents must have been memefaggots
Robert
>two dozen nickname tier
Hi I'm Jordan, the male kind
Jade.
Un- ironically a boy.
Not even very feminine.
>Started growing a beard at 14
Antonio
Family calls me Tonio
Be gentle anons
>>38029769
Ave, true to Caesar.
FNV was too good (read: Too much better than FO3) for Obsidian NOT to make another Fallout. Bethesda and Todd would probably get too butthurt about getting outdone with their own franchises, though.
>>38024514
my name is alex
pretty underwhelming honestly.
>>38030243
does anyone call you tony? antonio is pretty cool
>>38030252
Anon plz. That's only slight better. I'm sure you're joking but I really cringe at the idea of someone jumping to the video game character over the real figure.
Might as well do biggus dickus jokes.
Hi I'm Baron.
My name is Jose desu
My name is ziyad
My name is Antunit's a Croatian name
>>38030288
Most people call me tony, i used to not like my name growing up but now I've gotten comfortable with it
>>38030456
Hello Antun 8/10
My name is Arun
>>38030338
Haha,my name is Jose too
Another Tim reporting in.
My name is Natalia idk how common this is in America lmao
>>38029689
https://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+change+your+name&oq=how+to+change+your+name&aqs=chrome..69i57j0j5j0.5288j0j4&client=ms-android-metropcs-us&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8
>tfw middle name is gabriel, named after biblical archangel
>>38030523
Arun 4/10
My name is Theodore
Kai here
Felix. I'm not German by the way so I dislike it.
>>38024514
Kenton
Name is Andrew and I hate it because i was too spergy to shorten it to andy or drew as a kid so i generally avoid it altogether and use my last name instead
>>38025031
I think emily is a nice name, but that's also because I liked an emily when i was a kid.
>>38025488
Randy is a fucking great name, masculine and nonchalant.
>>38025929
Mexican Andy?
>>38026884
Fucking Romans gtfo my Gaul reeeee
>>38027094
You have a dragon name what can mere mortals do against you
>>38027110
do you go by fabi?
>>38029923
>nice and simple
My thoughts exactly, adding it to the list of potental names for the daughter i'll never have
>>38030630
Had a horrible professor with your name, there are many things slavs are good at but teaching is not one of them
I'mDebora
>>38030735
i don't believe you.
>>38030823
sounds cool. elegant somehow
>>38030630
that's a somewhat common name in my country. I like it.
>>38030365
what country are you from?
>>38024514
Charles
I hate any nicknames people try to give me
Barrie here. Fucked up dutch version of Barry
I'm Rumi.
Someone figure out the male/female ratio with these names. I'm too lazy to do it myself.
>>38024514
I'd rather not judge anyone, but I will add that I've always been fond of Russian names.
How do robots feel about Kendrick?
>>38032431
I had a gigantic friend that looked like a berrie named Barrie/10
>>38032649
CUTE/10
>>38032674
kendrick gives me neutral vibes
I am named
>naiarah
My name is Yunieski. Fucking Russian name
>>38029689
You got shit for that name? But it's pretty cool, along with a fair deal of other biblical names but Gabriel is my favorite, at least for a male.
>>38024514
opnions on the name Levi??
my parents named me after some bull rider at a rodeo but they tell everyone they gave me the name because its from the bible.
>>38029689
Why be butthurt about a badass religious name that belongs to the most powerful archangel next to Lucifer?
My name is originally Marie.
>be me
>dad is chinese, mom is irish
>mostly white genetics
>only black hair and mildly asian eyes
>still named Xiao Yuwei
>people assume I'm a failed weeb
>>38032865
Bullriders are pretty badass, m8. And Levi is a pretty chill name. Only people I would see talking smack about a name like yours would be autistic niggers & sand niggers.
Ethan
Don't know anyone named it, but I always liked the name Naomi
Thoughts on both?
My name isVityezslavbut everyone calls me Vitya.
my name is Seth. r8 my name pls. no i'm not jewish btw
My name is Finbarr most people call me Fin
Finnegan
Finn for short
>tfw zylerr
I dont know hoe my parenta thought of such an incredibly gay name
>>38032998
>>38033012
What're the odds
Original baseball
Dongus here.
>>38026025
That's a great name, I like it. You have potential to be really cool if you turn /fa/.
>>38026267
Like the Spirited Away character?
>>38032865
Potential to be hot
>>38029689
You have a beautiful name anon, please don't change it. Gabiel's are angels.
>>38032916
How do you pronounce that?
>>38033013
>Zylerr
>Jacob
I have a Chad's name , don't I?
>>38024514
H-hiisaiah
i'memily
>>38029140
i've got the italian version of Matthew, Matteo
i like it a lot
Hello to you all. My name is Liam.
>>38024514
Leslie I am a man
I am Joshua.
>>38033140
woah what a cute trap
>>38032135
How are things Chaz?
>>38033068
Are you the guy from the sonic oc thread on /v/?
>>38033230
h-hey now don't assume things......
I'mTyler
>>38033260
Are you saying you're not a cute trap?
>>38032960
Always thought Ethan was a cute name.
>>38033260
i dont believe you're a girl, cute girls dont post herewhy is that anime eating an used condom?
>>38033381
d-do i have to answer this
>>38033425
ITS NOT! its a bread thing or some kinda food, i forgot what the rest of the picture was
>>38033432
of course you have to answer
>>38033068
Justin?
oreggio
>>38033442
well... i might be..
>>38024514
Alexander but I normally go by Alex
>>38033500
might be? are you unsure if you're a trap or not?
>>38033521
well i'm super passable and live as a girl all the time now... so i don't know if i still count as one
My name isNickI don't like it all that much but I don't hate it either, I'd give my name a 6.5/10 if I had to rate it
>>38030456
I know an "Anton" and he's a chill guy so
I'm assuming by your name that you're also a chill guy.
Also gotta say the amount of names here that are people I know/knew IRL I keep getting this weird feeling like half my high school classmates were robots all along
>>38033534
hey a trap is a trap, even if they trick everyone into thinking they're a girl
not that there's anything wrong with that
>>38033562
>not that there's anything wrong with that
Get the fuck out of here
>>38032968
QT, regardless of gender
>>38033013
>>38033068
I'm so sorry.
>>38032998
Sounds like you could be a dwarf in the Warcraft/Blizzard universe so A-OK there.
>>38033536
Somewhat neutral. Leaning toward positive but I feel like Nick could also be a prick's name.
>>38033071
>How do you pronounce that?
Ciao (as the italian word) You Way
>no jakes
hi
>>38030823
You have a nice name, anon. I'mFelixtoo. I like the name even if I'm always called by my middle name.
>>38033727
jake isnt jacob btw
AJ here. Better than just being Alex.
>>38024514
The name is Petar. Biblical, I like it.
>>38033765
hello stinky lewd catboy
>>38033786
Wow, how fucking rude
Austin
I like it enough
>>38033786
so you're that retarded baby negro featured in telltale's walking dead?
Robert
I am German
>>38033727
I knew a Jake
Hewasmy best friend
>>38024566
Hello Tim, my name is also Tim. You like your name so far? Pretty short, but never been given a nickname due to that..
>>38033946
Isn't Tim short for Timothy? Is a nickname your first name?
>>38033906
Sounds a bit old ? at least in my country. 4/10
Mine is Antoine
>>38034000
I was named after my grandpa
>>38034007
Oh is it a tradition in Germany ? I know in some countries it is but it's usually the second name.
Feels on spanic names?? Mine is Alejandro
>>38034032
It's one of these outdated traditions that nobody follows anymore. But my parents are oddballs as well.
Cameron reporting
>>38034047
would be good if it wasn't for a song...
>>38030000
Checked
Oroginao
>>38034065
True, that bitch has marked me for almost 7 years and people still think is an original comment...
>>38030243
>Antonio
Are you black too anon?
People call me every thing but my name, it's quite convenient.
>>38034088
ahahahhahahahaahahahahaha
>implying people listen to lady gaga anymore
Dakotaeveryone asks me "north or south"? and every time it kills me a little inside
>>38034064
why were you named that?
My name is Tristan. I have a stutter and everyone thinks I said Christian
>>38034147
So you are
>One big dakota?
>>38033894
>there are janefags on this board right now.
also holy shit i wish there was a choice to just abandon that stupiid niglet
>>38034151
I don't think there is a solid reason, my mum just likes the name.
>>38024514
Nicholas
is my original name
>>38029769
it probably goes
1-salad reference
huge power gap
2-king of rome
3-like the cutting thing? (mostly foreign retards)
>>38034113
Idk why they still remember that shit it but it's like something in their brain lights up or smth. Next i'll go like i've been dealing with this for years, it's not funny, fuck off.
>>38024514
My name isMarlow
I honestly hate my name
When ever I meet new people I have to say my name like 5 times before they understand. People who already know me jsut call me "Marv"
>Juniper
>__male
orig
>>38034352
Pretty good name, unique and makes me think of marshmallows
I'm Isabella
>>38034406
>makes me think of marshmallows
The bullies in school used to call me marshallows
no >Evans in the entire thread
>>38024514
That's fun because my name is Dimitri too
Is there a lot of Russian people on /r9k/ ?
>>38034352
Why? Because it's uncommon or because you have a speech impediment like this faggot here?
It's far from ideal either way.
>>38034378
Fucking why? It makes me automatically assume you and/or your parents are shithead hippies.
However, if you're male Jupiter would be a powerful badass name. It's hard to top a god.
hello, my name isjack
>>38034160
i agree, surviving during the apocalypse would already be hard enough on your own. having to provide for a little shit is even worse, just use him as bait for the zombies or something really. you have enough time to repopulate and rise a child once you get to a place you know it's 100% safe
>>38034469
>Because it's uncommon or because you have a speech impediment
both, I have aspergers so I can't really talk properly and on top of that I get nervous when I talk to people so it gets even worse
Hello, friends. I'm Ethan.
>>38033786
Hey, frick off anon. It's tough enough having a lame common name.
Greetings all!Name provided
Hello there, I am Gaetan (french)
Ian
infinitely superior to ethan
>>38024514
Shauna
>>38024514
Id be happy if that was my name
I'm Bilmar
I'm Ossi.
As in "named after Ozzy Osbourne but given finnish spelling". I guess I like it. Not super common.
Sara. Without h.
>>38034862
That's a funny name and backstory.
My name isVidir, named after the god of vengeance, pic has some backstory to it if you guys want to read.
The D and first i are replacing letters in my name which can't be posted here.thanks, OBAMA
Sashainb4 slav
Andrey here.
inb4 how many bottles of vodka can you drink?
>>38035391
?bottles how many drink you can
HasanI'm white
>>38024514
Vassilij
>>38027329
Fuck yeah where my other Dylanbros at?
My name is Ewout
Hello I'm KimI'm a g.i.r.l btw
Hey how's it going my name's Kain
>>38034378
If you're gay and cute then 10/10
If straight then I just feel sorry
>>38024514
Nigger Jim
>>38025955
Hello fellow Richard. I feel like i have to grow up on this name.
t. another Richard
Joseph
>Either cucked by God or have a faggot dream coat
>>38035925
>Joseph
Be glad.
>Jacek
Noone can pronounce it online so i just call myself Jack
>>38033237
I you are who I think you are im down to fuck you in the ass
Ill even share some of my rum
>>38036253
Funny, my name is Janek.
>tfw polish name, but not polish
I'm Bresh
>>38024514
Hey Dmitri, Sami here, from your neighbor country.
Name's Timo
>>38027229
Michael is such a common name but it doesn't hurt to ask.
Are you my Michael? It's F. I miss you.
>>38026337
Hey David, David here, don't kill yourself, kill somebody else.
>>38024657
My name is Calum and people make fun of me and tell me I spell it wrong, it sucks
>>38024629
Do you ever miss a Liz?
>>38027683
>>38027707
I know a guy with this name and he fits the neckbeard meme perfectly.
My name is Florian. Guess where I'm from.
>>38036753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHHxc5x6PjY
>>38036682
Can't say I have, boss.
I'm fucking Alfred.
Ihatemynamewheneverimeetastrangertheyalwaysmakebatmanjokesfuckyou
Daud
>not a shitskin
>>38025984
Nice name senpai
>>38026076
Jack is a classic
>>38026284
Pacquaio?
>>38026297
Cancelled DBZ move
>Whoctrlfyournamenoresults here?
>ctrl+f name
>Phrase not found
It'sLuke.Don't say it
>>38037073
Luke Skywalker?
So fucking original and funny
>>38037073
7/10 name
My name:
>Enrique
Half Spanish, living in the Netherlands.
>>38024566
Wyn, pronounced win.
Tim has a chill name.
>>38037173
Ewaaa hoe gaat ie g
>>38037319
Prima, tentamens voorbij en alles gehaald.
>>38037352
Netjes, hier gaat het niet zo goed
Help
>>38037384
Why though? Wat is er maat?
>>38037409
Heb eigk alles op school verneukt hihi
>die gezicht wanneer je ouders op gegeven hebben
>tfw name is so specific searching just your first name comes up with all your online accounts
>>38037458
Ja dat moet je ook niet doen. Doe gewoon je best man, dat is toch het minste dat er van je verwacht wordt.
My name is Erik.
I think it's pretty good.
Hello, my name is Cristel.
I find my name kinda weird
Tiago. Fairly common in portugal. I like it well enough
>male
>jesse
Alon
Which is fitting
Greetings! My name isHugo
>>38037956
I'm James, my parents were originally planning on calling me Hugo
Dalton. pls r8
Hello, my name is Luca and I'm a dirty foreigner.
>>38037638
I remember I wanted my name to be Erik so bad I asked my mom to call me that when I was like 6
just fucking end me
I'm Lukasz, r8 me.
>>38024596
>Max
the name of a fully loaded autist
Elliot here
>>38038284
>Lukasz
Polska/10
>>38038035
>To unite all peoples within our nation
>>38038341
you were destined to be on this board
Igor here
>>38024514
>>38024514
Ilya
Are Slavs natural robots?
>>38025881
Lol Victoria actually.
>>38038432
im this faggot >>38038396
only the smart ones, the others grow up to be niggers
>ctrl+f "Cole"
>0 results
Hi I'm cole just kill me now
>>38038365
It would be nice if I would actually be born in Poland I'm not polish my grand parents are
Henlo I am Kayla
Thomas. People used to make jokes about Thomas the Tank Engine in school.
>>38024514
Korbin
>>38038533
Mhm, you're a girl and your name means "pure". That's nice.
>>38038607
t-thanks I g-guess
Mikael
Ehh i like it desu is not that common at least in my country
>>38038655
>t-thanks I g-guess
Any relation to Greece or its just a coincidence that your name is greek one?
>>38038484
My little bro was given that goofy fucking name. It is fine for a `baby` but once the kid grows up, it doesn't suit them ever... it just isn't a man's name.
>>38038533
8/10
Sounds pretty cute
Original
>>38038693
Just coincidence, I'm british
>>38038700
thank
>>38037897
>>38038035
You 2 could make a great duo desu
>>38024514
My name is Damon
>>38024514
My name is Sam. Only Sam. The purest Sam. My legal full first name is Sam. Sam I am.
ma nama jeff
>>38038695
t-thanks
Origigigiginal
>>38034102
not black, light skinned Cuban
>all these responses
>no Mike
Come on now, my name is common af
I'mJon
>>38027717
Lol
Parents liked the book? The guys name was max tho
Antonio
It's a good name I think.
>>38035950
>Joesephjoestar.
Who dat?
>>38027944
Ayy, Niko here.
Hey robots, Cameron here
mato
/rare/
>>38031999
peruvian andy desu
Alden
Oregano
My name is Ethan :DDDD
Sara
>tfw your parents give you a jew name
Saul
My brother is called Paul
Lionel
please no bully
>>38041408
Messi messi messi messsssi!
>>38024514
>Youssef
It's the most beta name over here, i was named that because some religious guru told my mother i would be mentally ill if she names me any other name which is ironic.
My name isKaren!I like it, honestly.
>Brett
I-Im the only one huh
Why do I almost never find other Martins here? Martin isn't that uncommon of a name.
>>38037010
I like the sound of Daud! 8/10 name
I amLogan
Martin, reporting
>You will never be a legendary roman soldier who met Jesus
>tfw named after where the jews live
>tfw named after an angle from the bible
Well, Im kinda sad that there's not any Israel's around here
>>38024624
I met the hottest guy in the universe and his name was Maximilian.
>>38041685
>My name is Karen! I like it, honestly.
Easy to spell. easy to pronounce, obviously a girl name, and there are no infamous Karens you have to be associated with.
>>38041685
>Karen
roastie as hell
>one chance at life
>get a normie beta name like alex
>why live?
Mariana, like the trench. It's very fitting.
>>38034316
>>>>>king
KAISAR WAS NOT A KING, HE WAS A DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED DICTATOR FOR LIFE
My name is Karyll.
>>38042156
yeah, sorry. did you think i was gonna deny it
>>38042317
One more clue for me to find where you live Steven Universe fag. Be ready.
>Bruno
At least it's not Breno
Alejandro
>OH LIKE THE LADY GAGA SONG? XDDDD
fucking hell
>>38042373
Out of curiosity why would you bother wanting to know where I live? What would come of that?
>>38042452
Going to make you stop posting your cancerous shit that's what I'm going to do
>>38031999
>do you go by fabi?
Yes!
It sounds kind of cute I think
>>38024514
>mike
boring as fuck tbhqh
>>38024514
>tfw also Dmitri
Spelled the same, too.
>>38042466
Umm, how so?
Tyler is the name want to play a game?
My name is Juan. I'm white as snow.
Remember back in the day whenever one of these threads would come up how everyone would say their name was David?
>>38029689
>GAY-BRIEL
XDddd
>>38027094
How is that pronounced? Moolalalouks? Muhllalalou? Mool-ahlha-loeks?
>>38033921
that is actually pretty sad.
my name is Lucian. I am a fucking league of legends hero. and I don't even play that shit
>>38029689
my second name is gabriel. and yes, me no likey. thank god i never use it
>>38027094
What country are you from? What country is that name from?
>>38027094
Just call yourself Mul
>>38024514
>Frank
Hell of a name to waste, let me tell you.
<-- a picture says more than thousand words
Sergio
I don't know if I like it
>>38043063
im Jan
8/10 its a cool name. not like these mainstream tyronenames
>>38024738
Kevins are generally the funniest
>>38029140
>>38033175
I've got the Latin version, Mateus
Sincerely, the Latin version looks fucking boring.
I'm Mimosa, I think it is very pretty and surprisingly international.
My name is Aoife
James.
(not original)
>>38043291
9 outta 10.
>>38043558
How do you pronounce that sensei ?
My name is Lucinda.
>>38043589
ee-fa
It's Irish for beautyof which I am not
My name is Mack
Pretty sure I'm the only one in the 21st century to have that name.
Liam
>>38043558
My childhood crush was an Aoife, that name will always stick with me. Do you live in Ireland or just have the ancestry?
>>38029140
Sometimes I wish they chose the Italian ver. instead of the regular version for me
>>38043638
liam is nice name 8/10
Korneliusz
>>38042981
That's a very dad name
All of my girlfriends have had fuckin wierd names.
Boe
Saoirse
Mariendorf
They were all tubby and cute
God I need to get laid.
>>38043638
I've always lived in Northern Ireland. Where did you and your crush live? A lot of people have trouble with the name if they're not from Ireland. Hell even some people from Northern Ireland have trouble with it too
>>38024514
My name is Myrtle, but the Dutch variant.
Ciaranhere
yanks seem to have trouble with pronouncing it for some reason
>>38043763
>posts English version of their name
Give us your real name
>>38043743
Had a feeling you'd be a fellow Norn Iron'er. I live in pic related.
>>38027110
Fabian where do you live right now?
I am Elias
>>38043804
I hope you are a good boy who stays indoors during the Twelfth
>>38043798
Sorry :(
It's Myrthe.
>>38043804
Nice shit hole buddy, Derry is a waste of space
>>38043937
That's much nicer desu
Mason Roberts VI
>>38043932
Of course, I'm not a filthyhun.
>>38043969
Thanks for the reminder, Captain Obvious.
>>38043971
T-Thank you
What's your name?
Kurt here, everybody assumes my full name is Curtis lol nope
My name is Ilya and I'm not a japanese magic girl, it's a common russian MALE (MALE!!!) name
>>38043989
That 1 billion is the worst thing to happen to nationalism. United Ireland is never happening now during our lifetime.
>>38044541
Honestly both the DUP and Sinn Fein are incapable of running our government. Everything is in shambles over a single fucking language act.
>>38044138
This is me >>38043558
As you can tell I prefer unanglicised names