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Alyssa is the real dick

>>38024099
>New York undateable section
>cute guy is 'undateable' because "busy schedule, high standards"
kms soon

>>38024197
Undateable by choice are the worst

>>38024099
>Being involved in any way with a web community where you can find a picture like this to regugitate on 4chan
You kind of actually have to leave

>>38024099
>just roasting the ever loving fuck out of her

fucking kek. I want to see the full image.

>being busy is being a dick
>being on welfare is being poor
hmm

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>a chunky woman with a goblin face is "picky" but ideally wants to get hammered at a bar, then probably go home with another guy

>>38024099
Why are women so picky in general? When looking for a partner they are very specific of who they want whereas men don't really care as much. And men usually have to find someone that is equal to or better than their female partner. Why?

>>38024099

>she was 5 minutes late which annoyed the shit out of me

Dude does sound like a prickly kraut. I won't touch on her since everyone else already said what I thought

>>38024099
Ignoring the irony of two attractive people with decent jobs being "undateables" I don't see how this guy is a complete dick. Compared to the woman he almost seems like a saint in comparison, so many red flags in her little bio thing. While Billy is a busy actor who wants more than looks, isn't that something women would approve of if anything?

>>38025841
>Just read the first impression thing
Well shit, they're both garbage.

>>38025789
Women are okay with sharing Chad dick while men aren't okay with sharing Stacy pussy. The end result is more women are satisfied by less men and the demand for dick plummets while the demand for pussy skyrockets.

>>38025789
>. And men usually have to find someone that is equal to or better than their female partner. Why?
Do you mean have to BE someone that is equal to or better than their female partner?

also it's part biology and part society. Think about it, casual sex/non-procreative sex in a relationship is just to experience the best part of making a baby, each sex has different standards for who they want to have their progeny by.

For guys it can be any healthy, not crazy, nurturing person with a womb since males are designed to have as much sex as possible and in nature most male animals pump and dump. For women every single time they have sex is potentially a serious and gigantic investment and they're designed to stay with the offspring from pregnancy until its maturation so they strive to carry the seed of the very best that will have them.

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>>38024099
>alyssa pretending she's still in her 20s

guuurl you're not fooling anyone.

>>38024099
I don't get it. What did he say that was dickish?

>>38026198
>She was about five minutes late, which annoyed the shit out of me. As soon as she walked into the room I knew....

>>38026217
Oh, okay. I didn't see that part.

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>>38026217
I love this guy.

He doesn't even ease into it, that's his fucking opening.

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convenient clickbaity crop to get people mad, faggot. billy is a retarded asshole that's as volatile as a stacy
>hey babe, try it well-done, it'll be good
>wow what a dumb bitch! she thought i was serious!

>>38024099
Both the man and woman pretty much said the same thing. They're both picky.

>>38026115
Her chin's just fucked up anon. I knew a girl in highschool that had a stronger chin than anyone else, barring the history teacher/football coach

>>38026303
This chad is savage, no mercy

Why the fuck is that chubby, ugly girl allowed to be picky and "noncommittal"? Why does she have that choice. I would literally date and be happy with any humanoid lifeform that seemed to vaguely care about me. I'm not even kidding.

I want to be reborn as a female. Please God, I've done my best to be a decent person for the last 21 years, please just fucking kill me right now and have me reborn as a girl.

>>38026379
>chad

His eyes are down syndrome tier, and she looks like the crimson chin. They're a match made in heaven desu

>>38026303
Well guess he is a dick

>>38024099
this chad sounds like a dick though

>>38026398
>Canthal tilt cope

>>38026303
Absolutely merciless, monsterkek.

>>38026383
>Why does she have that choice.
>I would literally date and be happy with any humanoid lifeform that seemed to vaguely care about me. I'm not even kidding.
You answered your own question.

>>38026344
>Her chin's just fucked up anon.

Now explain the nose, forehead, mouth, and eyes.

She's a lying 30 something m8. I've seen it a million times.

>>38026303
isn't he a lot better looking than her tho? why'd they match these two together?

>>38024099

Hahaha, it's always that kind of girl making these dumb ass articles

>>38026482
Girls match with guys 2 points above them.

I don't make the rules, sorry m8.

>>38026482
Hes also got a much nicer job and (I think) lives in a nicer part of town.

I mean hes a cunt but he was dating down.

>>38026471
Serious question, have you never seen a female jew? The girls age like milk

>>38025789
female hypergamy is good because it drives human evolution. males have high sexual selection pressures from females and that prevents genetic trash from reproducing.

notice how the females refuse to reproduce with weak males and keep a strong gene pool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2HbAYrPPuw

>>38026530
Touche. There are no jews around her so I don't really know how they age from 20 to 30.

>>38026482
Uh, hello retard, in case you had no fucking clue, women do not date guys equal to them, they date guys above them.

this does not take into consideration that a girl without makeup usually looks like shit, yet can still date up

there is no hope. 8000 years ago 17 women reproduced for every 1 man.


the average woman does not get an average man. all women are merciless psycho machines and anyone who isn't chad is just disposable human resource, cattle.

this is the truth.... hail elliot rodger...

>>38024099
>having standards and a busy schedule makes him a dick

>>38026303
>Talking kindly to people's faces while talking shit behind their backs

Why the fuck is this guy taking pages from the stacies' book?

>An actor
>In new york

Ohhhh, it makes sense now

this is so weird to see two attractive people going on a date with each other and neither being impressed even though it didn't crash and burn

and they probably do shit like this every weekend

>>38026554
They turn 30+ look-wise as soon as they get into adolescence, anon. They're the antithesis of the aging asian gal trope

>>38026568
I know that, but they didn't choose eachother. this was set up by some "lifestyle journalists" or something. I'm wondering if they deliberately set up a mismatched couple for entertainment value.

>>38026303
>defending a roastie that eats well done steak and fucking ice cream as an adult
Billy did NOTHING wrong

>>38026636
>I got the Greenwich Breakfast with the filet mignon cooked per the instruction of BILLY and the waiter. It was fantastic

Billy -literally- put her through a shit test

>Let's recommend her to get it well-done, and if she likes it, she's not the one for me

>>38026625
The guy is obviously a chad, has a good job and lives in modern day constantinople

he's not a fucking blue pilled cuck, he knows women's wiles because he has the higher ground.

>>38026303
>the whole thing is an ad for a steakhouse

>>38026657
>not putting every woman you go out with through a shit test to see if they're worth your time
It's like you don't have standards

>>38026688


the only good thing for either of them was the restaurant, jesus fucking christ it all makes sense now

>>38026688
>mfw you're right
why did I not realize this. sneaky marketers.

>>38026657
Holy shit, he really did. That's fucking hilarious.

Billy is /our guy/, fuck you anti-billy faggots.

>>38026303
One of my childhood friend acts exactly like this guy, and he's even more attractive so he totally gets away with it. He's total bro with even my socially retarded self, but shits on all the women that want his dick, and they still come back for more. I guess having so many women throwing themselves at you makes you realize how shit a lot of them are.

His group of turbo Chads/Stacies friends are some of the nicest people I've ever met, too. Always kind, supportive, understanding, willing to help me out, or invite me somewhere. At first I thought they were making fun of me, but apparently not. Or it's the longest con to make fun of someone ever.

>>38026657
Billy is such a colossal fucknugget, he's like if /r9k/ and /ck/ became Chad.

>>38026696
You can have standards without acting like a young, inconsiderate stacy that expects mind reading. That's some "I got mad at BF because he cheated on me in a dream" nonsense and deceit that woman have had claim to for centuries

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>>38026732
>>38026657
you are fucking normies

I know I like rare steak but if somebody told me I should order it well done I would do it because I am some kind of autistic and this weird combination of trust and courtesy tells me I should just do what they say.

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>>38024099
>"guy's a dick"
>"she was 5 minutes late"
Every day makes me wonder in women actually have brains.

>>38026750
>His group of turbo Chads/Stacies friends are some of the nicest people I've ever met, too.
Alyssa's impression of Billy was that he was a really cool and nice guy too, just sayin'. Watch your back anon.

>>38026768
>"I-if you do x you're no better than y!"
Pathetic, Billy is /our guy/ and you're a toasty roastie

>>38026790
>having mercy for roasties
>ever

This is different anon.

>>38026801
That's a sociopath-tier complaint.

>>38026696
Thats what bitches do.

>>38026814
It's not a case of if it makes them no better than y you fucktard. It is THE game move for stacies that want to pick a partner or re affirm that they have picked the right one. He's literally using a stacy belief for himself, which makes a lot of sense when you consider he's an ACTOR in cuck york

Jesus fucking christ, I remember when OP's that complained about shit testing were posted every day. The normans really are entrenched here

>>38026833
>>38026866
Why not play roasties at their own game?
Women like men who can take control

>>38026768
Why wouldn't he give women a taste of their own medicine? If I somehow became a Chad overnight, you bet I would make females go through every single random bullshit they make men go through every day, do this for years because men age like wine, and then settle down with a nice qt virgin waifu (that I'd actually love and care for, though, not like how women settle down with the first beta that provides them stable income once they hit 30).

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>>38026303
DAMN BILLY IS BRINGING THE HEAT!
This guy is like /v/ in the dating scene.

>>38026303
>I like a really stable job in a significant other.
Every woman ever.

>>38027059
>video production manager
>actor

Her job literally depends on there being enough people like him. kek

>>38027388
you mean his? I dont see her job depends on one of a million no name actors

>>38026527
>nicer job
KEK
he's an "actor" silly
he probably hasn't gotten paid all year

>>38027907

>Living in upper east side
>Hasn't gotten paid all year

NYC anon here, unless he's still on mommies tit, that's impossible

>>38026303
Wow what a cunt of a man

>>38024099
Why get offended? This is pretty funny, actually.

>and has trouble finding someone with a good sense of humor

Tell me that's not tongue and cheek.

>>38024099
>Woman is insatiable because edge is picky
>Guy is undateable because he is busy and "wants more than "just a beautiful woman"
Really makes you think

>>38027937
unless he has some other job he most likely is because hes a no name and they get paid peanuts

>>38026832
>4chan
>whining about sociopaths
That's a retard-tier complaint.

>>38025822
5 minutes early is 10 minutes late faggot.

>>38028206
Sociopathy is bad.

>>38028206
>>38028218
stop the self diagnosing pls.

>>38028248
So I need to be professionally diagnosed to say that sociopathy is bad?

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>>38026533

Sure that could be the case if women picked men with traits beneficial to society to reproduce with, rather than picking whatever retard has the biggest muscles.

attractiveness is kind of logarithmic in a way, almost, and normies are familiar with the people at the very top of the scale, because they are famous, so i think the very lowest ends of the scale (maybe 3 and below) are basically beyond their understanding

>>38026657
I'm about 95 percent sure she means she ordered it well done, Billy and the waiter said "shut the fuck up, you'll have it rare like a civilized human being", and she liked it rare

>>38026398
no, he's definitely a chad. Look at his posture. Look at what he writes.

>>38028386
no, he's just a 4/10 trying to posture as a chad. this clearly shows through in his passive-aggressive, bitter personality. no genuine chad would act like this

>>38028186
>>38027937
95% of all young white people in NYC are living on their parents dime

>>38026811
>>38028429

I agree he has no stable income but he has the wealth to live in a nice area plus he gets the social benefit of calling himself an "actor". Its not as ideal as actually being a wealthy actor but its still probably in the top 10% of professions you can brag about.

>>38026303
>he's 8/10
>she's 5.5/10

What did they think would happen