Brainstorming thread

a microwave but it cools food instead of warming them up

>>38023527
A refrigerator? origjf

>>38023527
Unoriginal haggard stealing faggot. Let's have some new ideas, honey

A coat hanger but instead of hanging your coat on it, you hang yourself.

>>38023552
yes but much faster

>>38023692
I like it! But how can it reach new markets? What if it was timed to drop at a certain time? That way you could try autoerottic asphyxiation without the risk of death! Brilliant!

>>38023722
Make it a wifi/bluetooth collar instead, that way you can wear it anywhere.

>>38023692
I alway thought it would be cool to hang yourself with a piano wire so that when you drop it cuts it head off.