I masturbate. There, I said it.

Big whoop. Nobody cares.

Unless you record a video of it and post it.
Then we will care.

>>38023183
Disgusting. Reported. How dare you post such material on this site! My boss almost say your post over my shoulder! Keep it PG-13 in this subreddit please

Edit: Thanks for the upvotes haha

>>38023239
If I wasn't broke I'd give you a 4chan pass good sir! Keep up the good posts.

I masturbate online and let a whole bunch of different people watch.

>>38023183
Behold my wankfriend because here my two last digits will determine how many days i will not give myself some love