Smashed toe

>>38022072
Op here it hurts fucking bad

How did you smash it?

>>38022072
GET OFF R9K AND GO TO THE HOSPITAL YOU FUCKING IMBECILE

>>38022088
Take the bandage off and soak it

What happened?

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>>38022072
why is your foot so long? you look like the grim reaper.
also your toe needs an X-ray

>>38022072
u should get someone to drive u to the hospital just to be sure its clean

Go see a doctor, anon

How is that not original

>>38022123
Tall people have long feet. t. lanklet

Pls op, post a pic of that fucked up mess

>>38022072
Permanent damage right there.
YOu must get it checked right now

I'm home alone and I'm dog sitting for my parents my moms dog legit ate my weed and is baked I called the vet and they said he should be fine. He can walk and shit he is just kind of wobbly and is sleeping. Anyways I can't leave him alone and go to the hospital fuck I'm such a fuck up

You'll be fine lad. Have a paracetamol and run it under some cold water. Then have a cup of tea and you'll be right as rain

>>38022187
Did you not leave him alone for two hours or was he with you when you smashed your toe?

>>38022072
Get an X-ray you moron. If it's broken, and you don't do anything about it, it can heal in a bad way and they'll have to rebreak it to set it right.

>>38022222
Just trying to see these quints

Ftb

>>38022072
lets see it, probably still won't be able to tell if it's broken though. just clean it really good and go in tomorrow if it's still totally fucked.

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>>38022072
If I pull those bandages off will you die?

>>38022221
He was at home and I think he ate it this morning when I let him outside I left my house at about 12 to help a family friend move into his house but when we were moving something I dropped the top side of an armour on my foot. Anyways I got home and the dog is just wobbly and sleepy

Nigga is that a mozzerela stick

>>38022293
At least take the bandage off and see what it looks like

>>38022310
I am running some hot water now

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>>38022187
>>38022293
>yfw you aren't as moronic as OP

>>38022072
unravel them, OP

go to the fucking hospital before that shit gets infected and you lose your leg

Go to a doctor! Wtf is with you people?

>>38022356
oh wait i thought that the red stuff was your toe smashed inside out im retarded

Op call an ambulance if you can't go. They will pick you up. That looks emergency room ready!

It's too late son, you gon' die.

probably just from smashing the nail

fine, i'll be the one to say this is complete bullshit
>pic with timestamp now reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Doesn't look as bad as I thought it would. I still need to mow the yard and shit. Does it look fucked? Hurts pretty bad

>>38022511
How did it happen? did you do it to yourself or was it an accident?

>>38022543
Was moving a heavy object. It was an armour dropped that shit on my big toe.

>>38022511
Doesn't look that bad, though the from the coloration it looks like the nail might be dead. I smashed mine recently and the whole nail lifted off. If it is loose just keep it wrapped up for maybe a week or two so it doesn't get worse then you should just be able to pull it off. If it's not coming off I wouldn't worry.

>>38022568
a ballistic plate?
that toenail is cracked for sure my dude

>>38022511
Its nothing. Reminds me off the multiple times I scrapped of the bottom of my toe after trying to kick a soccer ball as a kid.

>>38022511
that hurts to look at.
go to the doctor because you can break the bone through the toenail

>>38022568
god damn that's gotta hurt. just glad you're not some sperg who decided to take a hammer to your too because of lack of gf

>>38022610
It's much worse than that my whole toe is raped

>>38022511

The only way to tell is with an xray, go to an urgent care that has one.

I dropped a 35pound weight on my big toe a few years ago and it was fine during the day but when I woke up it was 2 times the size.

>>38022660
Sweatie...White toes can't be raped

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>>38022608 nah I'm legally retarded.

I was trying to say an armoire
Closet type thing

>>38022511
something similar happened to my left foot.
The toenail comes out all wrinkly. It's been more than 11 years and it's still growing as a damaged nail

>>38022767
it's probably fucked regardless famalam
go to a podiatrist so the nail doesn't grow stupid forever

OP here it's funny because the family friend I was helping was this super catholic guy my stepdad is friends with and he found an unopened condom in his daughters car right after we went to the movies. So anyways I think this has happened and he has gotten his revenge

>>38022817
Is it supposed to hurt this bad? Fucking super painful

>>38023017
you might have torn your nail bed

>>38022933
Nail is probably going to fall out and it looks like it's blackening already

>>38022511
looks worse than it actually is mate, you'll live